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Ratt
post Nov 18 2005, 01:14 AM
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After talking with a co-worker today, I got to thinking; I gotta post this.

One night on the way home from a bit too much to drink, he saw a shopping trolley, and thought - I gotta do this.

So without any further hesitating, apart from the effort of trying, he placed the trolley over a street sign. Now I dont know what the street signs are like over in the US, but over here they are like seven or eight foot high.

I thought that was a top notch effort - and I wanna know this: WHAT'S YOUR BEST?


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post Nov 18 2005, 03:08 PM
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geeze, there are too many to pick from...here's one for starters. Me n a few buddies were out camping and were completely blitzed by about 11 am. So my one friend is laying in the sun getting a tan. And i tell him i should write something cool on his back with sunscreen. He suggests STUD or something else to amplify his machismio. In his drunken stupor, he foolishly trusted me, and in my drunken stupor I decided that FAG in big letters with an arrow pointed to his ass would be perfect. Needless to say, it took him a while to find out what I had written, and finally saw it when he noticed his reflection in a car window. Ahhh, good times.


btw ratt, is a trolley like a shopping cart?


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post Nov 18 2005, 10:01 PM
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QUOTE(Gnappster @ Nov 18 2005, 03:08 PM)
btw ratt, is a trolley like a shopping cart?
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Yes... Aussie terminology...

I sometimes forget all you people are in Yankee land...


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post Nov 20 2005, 10:55 PM
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QUOTE(Ratt @ Nov 18 2005, 10:01 PM)
Yes... Aussie terminology...

I sometimes forget all you people are in Yankee land...
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and canuckland tongue.gif


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post Nov 21 2005, 02:55 AM
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QUOTE(Gnappster @ Nov 21 2005, 11:55 AM)
and canuckland  tongue.gif
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My most humble apologies to the Honourable Member Gnappster. And to that end, all manner of members OUTSIDE of the USA. I know that the vast majority of the membership resides in the USA, and that was my sole motivation for my comment:

"I sometimes forget all you people are in Yankee land..."

My apologies, I will try not to generalise like that again.


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post Nov 21 2005, 03:00 AM
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QUOTE(Ratt @ Nov 21 2005, 01:55 AM)
My most humble apologies to the Honourable Member Gnappster. And to that end, all manner of members OUTSIDE of the USA. I know that the vast majority of the membership resides in the USA, and that was my sole motivation for my comment:

"I sometimes forget all you people are in Yankee land..."

My apologies, I will try not to generalise like that again.
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yeah, you better apologize... otherwise gnapp is going to stick a mountie on you nah.gif


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post Nov 21 2005, 12:26 PM
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QUOTE(jrock8 @ Nov 21 2005, 03:00 AM)
yeah, you better apologize... otherwise gnapp is going to stick a mountie on you  nah.gif
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when i first read that I thought it said, stick a mountie IN you.
totally changes the meaning lol


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post Nov 21 2005, 01:15 PM
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QUOTE(Gnappster @ Nov 21 2005, 11:26 AM)
when i first read that I thought it said, stick a mountie IN you.
totally changes the meaning lol
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hey, i don't know what you're into up there... i understand it gets cold in the winter and all... but just close the door and it's none of my business smilio04.gif


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post Nov 21 2005, 02:34 PM
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hey, i don't know what you're into up there... i understand it gets cold in the winter and all... but just close the door and it's none of my business  smilio04.gif
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mum's the word ph34r.gif

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Ratt   Your Proudest Moment As A Drunk   Nov 18 2005, 01:14 AM
Avvilimento   Sadly, I have nothing to add from personal experie...   Nov 18 2005, 08:10 AM
Ratt   Yep... just for the record, they weigh around 50...   Nov 18 2005, 08:28 AM
beerhunter   I would say that my proudest moment under the infl...   Nov 18 2005, 02:41 PM
Tygalili   All I can say to this is OUCH. Ahhh, my proudes...   Nov 20 2005, 07:29 AM
Gnappster   and canuckland :P   Nov 20 2005, 10:55 PM
Ratt   And we all know that they always get their man.....   Nov 21 2005, 03:29 AM
Gnappster   :lol:   Nov 21 2005, 12:26 PM
Gnappster   mum's the word :ph34r:   Nov 21 2005, 02:34 PM
jrock8   *ding ding ding* there we have it ladies and ge...   Nov 21 2005, 02:36 PM
sweetnsexy   Not sure about 'proudest' moments (that I ...   Nov 18 2005, 09:57 PM
Ratt   Yes, and it weighs a fair bit... Let me rephrase...   Nov 18 2005, 10:03 PM
mountainlust   I have so many proud moments, it's hard to j...   Nov 20 2005, 08:46 AM
Ratt   I had too many last night, and when Tygalili woke ...   Nov 20 2005, 10:54 AM
Teshinun   I remember one time I was helping a friend with hi...   Nov 29 2005, 06:25 PM
beenabadnurse   I am the queen of the Drunk Dial. And that's ...   Nov 29 2005, 07:01 PM
ontippytoes   I used to be princess of drunk dialing!...   Nov 30 2005, 08:43 PM
Puppet   Oh my Jebus where to begin... umm getting drunk wi...   Dec 15 2005, 04:31 AM
Teshinun   All things considered, I think it all worked out...   Dec 15 2005, 11:38 AM
Gnappster   holy shit! that's nuts I once drank 30 b...   Dec 15 2005, 01:39 PM
Puppet   yea i can throw down on some liqour... i had to st...   Dec 15 2005, 08:13 PM

 

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