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Road Rage, how do you handle your rage
ddd35 |
Jul 14 2007, 03:22 PM
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okay now I searched and didnt find this topic , if its here then Im sorry.. Okay Yesterday I was driving along about 60 MPH and this young guy pulls out in front of me , and he just putts along about 40 MPH , well its in a no passing zone in a hilly section of road and I was in a hurry ,, when we finally got to wear i could pass the SOB sped up to 60 just pissed me off , luckily for him I had someplace to be or I would have followed the asshole to his location and had words with him ...
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bondiguy |
Oct 4 2007, 12:46 AM
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QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Oct 4 2007, 01:23 AM) that's James Woods. What a card. That's a great scene, too!!! i can't remember any other part of his little speech there, but I remember laughing. Isn't he working at the kwik e mart for a character study or something? QUOTE(Gnappster @ Oct 4 2007, 06:13 AM) haha, he says something about having to quit and go fight aliens marge says it sounds like a great movie, to which woods responds(obviously lying), yes, a -- a movie-- yes.. Another part of that ep I like which gets cut from G rated airings of the show is where he is scrapping the melted cheese off the inside of the microwave and starts cursing (which obviously gets bleeped) Or when the are interviewing and you see Barney drunk and incoherent and they say, "Well he's the best candidate we've had so far" "Hand in your pricing gun.... the other one too" "you've gotta lose yourself in the moment man" the quotes are endless
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Gnappster |
Oct 4 2007, 01:47 PM
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QUOTE(bondiguy @ Oct 3 2007, 10:46 PM) Another part of that ep I like which gets cut from G rated airings of the show is where he is scrapping the melted cheese off the inside of the microwave and starts cursing (which obviously gets bleeped) Or when the are interviewing and you see Barney drunk and incoherent and they say, "Well he's the best candidate we've had so far" "Hand in your pricing gun.... the other one too" "you've gotta lose yourself in the moment man" the quotes are endless indeed! Apu: Well, time to replenish the hot dog roller. La, la -- oops [drops a hot dog] Oh, no -- it is encrusted with filth. [blows it off] Oh well, let's sell it anyway. Now this is just between me and you...smashed hat. Hee hee -- Kent: Hot diggety-dog, we've got him, Mr. Simpson. Now let's -- Mr. Simpson? and Back at home, Homer lies on the couch while Lisa and he watch "Bite Back with Kent Brockman". Each word of the title screen appears from the mouth of a barking dog in a detective uniform. Even the sponsor's name is barked out after a man says, "Brought to you by...". Homer comments with admiration, "That dog can sell anything." Just then, Homer's stomach groans. Homer: Oh, rancid meat attack! Stupid parasites. Is there no way I can find justice? Kent: If you have a consumer complaint, just call this number -- Homer: Boring. Lisa: Dad, you should blow the whistle on the Kwik-E-Mart. Kent: And now a message from the Church of Latter-Day Saints. [dog barks repeatedly] Lisa: Dad, are you listening to me? Homer: Shh, Lisa: the dog is barking.
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Oct 5 2007, 11:58 AM
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crap! missed the end of that. Apu: Well, time to replenish the hot dog roller. La, la -- oops [drops a hot dog] Oh, no -- it is encrusted with filth. [blows it off] Oh well, let's sell it anyway. Now this is just between me and you...smashed hat. Hee hee -- Kent: Hot diggety-dog, we've got him, Mr. Simpson. Now let's -- Mr. Simpson? Homer: One hot dog please.
and then there's: Kent: We've come up with a camera so tiny it fits into this oversized novelty hat. [Homer puts it on, and struggles to stand upright] Now, go get us some incriminating footage, and remember: you have to get in and out in ten minutes, or you'll suffer permanent neck damage. Man: [neck horribly twisted] He's not kidding.
Barney approaches some giant woman-shaped bottles of syrup. "Excuse me, ma'am," he asks, "Where are the lampshades?" When she doesn't answer, he rocks the bottle, "Ma'am?" It topples over, spilling syrup out of her head with a glugging noise. "Oh, I've killed her!" Barney laments, "It's all happening again!" He runs off crying, straight into a stack of cranberry juice bottles. They smash to the floor, creating a giant wave of red. Barney runs away from it as it splashes down the aisle where Apu and Marge stand. Barney gets swamped, as does another customer who can't swim. "Help me, help me!" he cries, going under for the third time, but he reaches out and grabs a floating bottle, and as he comes up for air, he licks his lips. "Mmm...it's cran-tastic!"
and my favourite: Comedian: Yo, check this out: black guys drive a car like this. [Leans back, as though his elbow were on the windowsill] Do, do, ch. Do-be-do, do-be-do-be-do. Yeah, but white guys, see, they drive a car like this. [Hunches forward, talks nasally] Dee-da-dee, a-dee-da-dee-da-dee-da-dee. [Audience howls with laughter] Homer: Ah ha ha, it's true, it's true! We're so lame!
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ddd35 Road Rage Jul 14 2007, 03:22 PM kailogan yer we get it quite alot even more so cause our ca... Jul 14 2007, 09:03 PM foghorn i find it best if you don't try to control it.... Jul 15 2007, 12:24 AM aimee2 You should have did what Jeff Gordon would have do... Jul 15 2007, 12:52 AM bondiguy
Nothing infuriates me more than the situation yo... Jul 16 2007, 01:15 AM ddd35
oh yes , I hate when that happens , after I ... Jul 16 2007, 08:14 AM Gnappster morons driving drives me nuts. I don't even wa... Jul 16 2007, 11:17 AM closeup Try driving a moving van thru New York City. Every... Jul 16 2007, 01:49 PM evade20
This thread probably could have been put in the ... Jul 16 2007, 05:57 PM bondiguy
drives you nuts huh? :lol:
Also, spotted :thu... Jul 17 2007, 12:13 AM Gnappster
oooh, he's good! Jul 17 2007, 12:50 AM bondiguy
B) Jul 17 2007, 01:15 AM ddd35 well yesterday I was th victim of another persons... Jul 17 2007, 10:49 AM Gnappster
probably someone from rmm :nahnah: Jul 17 2007, 11:25 AM Macdonald I'd have to say my top two pet peeves while dr... Jul 17 2007, 07:00 PM Gnappster
I HATE that one. They turn in front of you when t... Jul 18 2007, 12:49 PM closeup
Maybe because you were going 5 mph and/or blockin... Jul 17 2007, 07:29 PM bondiguy
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ARgggggghhhhhhhhhhhhh I fucking hat... Jul 18 2007, 12:15 AM ddd35
MAc I hate that to ,
Close up you may be... Jul 18 2007, 01:03 PM closeup
So what you're saying is the townsfolk could ... Jul 18 2007, 02:50 PM bondiguy
Bwahaha.... BAM! :P Jul 19 2007, 12:07 AM ddd35
well yeah in a newly conslidated distrcit we ha... Jul 20 2007, 02:12 PM Gnappster
it's ironic that a member of the school board... Jul 20 2007, 03:46 PM bondiguy
Ahhhh the ironing is beautiful isn't it? Jul 20 2007, 04:51 PM ddd35
I aint even going to go there :P Jul 20 2007, 05:11 PM bondiguy
:rolleyes: Jul 20 2007, 05:14 PM ddd35 well we just completed a week of figure 8 demo... Jul 22 2007, 10:33 AM bondiguy
You're not drinking enough! :P Jul 22 2007, 06:08 PM ddd35
yeah I know !!! Jul 23 2007, 09:17 AM belicked6924
And you call yourself a redneck?
:P Jul 24 2007, 04:03 AM ddd35
it was a weak week . :P Jul 24 2007, 08:54 AM jdoggy I try to just brush them off as a worthless asshol... Jul 27 2007, 01:32 AM ddd35
well thats a good point , but at least if your ... Aug 2 2007, 01:12 PM baby21 I like rubbing it in when people are assholes.... ... Aug 5 2007, 07:22 PM phoenix
Like when? :) Aug 6 2007, 11:42 AM Bobaloo
Trust me. If when people are tailing you... ther... Aug 11 2007, 01:24 PM ddd35
damn I never thought of that .. Aug 11 2007, 03:45 PM bondiguy
I am neither shocked or surprised :P Aug 13 2007, 12:53 AM ddd35
I didnt think you would be Aug 13 2007, 08:22 AM phoenix
Well, true to form! :P Aug 13 2007, 02:24 PM ddd35
a skewed point of view , I fear . :crazydude: Aug 14 2007, 10:34 AM Bobaloo You know, when I'm driving, I often catch peop... Aug 15 2007, 02:04 PM UncleBuck
thats when I usaully do my best thinking :P , t... Aug 15 2007, 02:12 PM Bobaloo
:roflmao: Well played. Aug 15 2007, 02:14 PM ddd35
awesome :thumbup: Aug 17 2007, 01:48 PM bondiguy
I like the term "flipped off" haha Aug 7 2007, 12:38 AM ddd35
:thumbup: Aug 7 2007, 08:58 AM baby21 Ok... so this happened about two weeks ago, and I ... Sep 23 2007, 04:11 PM bondiguy
Unfortunately crazy mother fuckers like that are... Sep 24 2007, 01:08 AM baby21
<_< yeeah... it used to be fun to mess ... Sep 24 2007, 03:18 PM closeup
I think that your boyfriend should have gotten ou... Sep 24 2007, 10:11 PM penman Last year the wife and I were stopped at a red lig... Sep 24 2007, 05:22 PM evade20
I knew camera phones were good for something be... Sep 24 2007, 07:46 PM baby21
:2thumbsup: Very nice!! I wonder what... Sep 26 2007, 03:41 AM bondiguy
Thats why I dont let shit get 2 me on the road a... Sep 25 2007, 07:45 AM baby21
Yeah... I actually had a girl at work tell me s... Sep 26 2007, 03:40 AM Bobaloo
That's the best thing you can do, is just let... Sep 26 2007, 02:41 PM baby21
<_< Stupid creepers... ruining stuff for... Sep 26 2007, 03:42 PM Bobaloo
I agree. I mean, I'm just a mild stalker, b... Sep 26 2007, 10:55 PM bondiguy
:ph34r: I didn't do it Sep 27 2007, 01:03 AM Bobaloo
Oooh, that gives me a great idea for a song. Sep 27 2007, 11:24 AM bondiguy
And a bunch of cheesy merchandise? Sep 27 2007, 11:45 PM Bobaloo
And a biography Sep 28 2007, 01:55 PM bondiguy
I read it, it's not even about you Sep 28 2007, 10:15 PM Bobaloo
Sure it is. Look at the cover. Sep 29 2007, 08:54 AM bondiguy
The last 3 chapters are about Gnappster Sep 30 2007, 12:33 AM Bobaloo
You have left me with nothing but:
Oh, that Gnap... Oct 1 2007, 02:59 PM bondiguy
Ok Im done :P Oct 2 2007, 01:31 AM Bobaloo
haha. Reminded me immediately of:
All right, yo... Oct 2 2007, 12:04 PM bondiguy
reminds me of a line I use all the time...
... Oct 3 2007, 06:46 AM Bobaloo
that's James Woods. What a card. That's... Oct 3 2007, 10:23 AM Gnappster
haha, he says something about having to quit and... Oct 3 2007, 03:13 PM bondiguy
:lol: I never realised how choc full of quotes t... Oct 5 2007, 12:55 AM bondiguy
:lol: I like the Cranberry part...
I'd say ... Oct 5 2007, 05:13 PM
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