QUOTE(bondiguy @ Oct 3 2007, 10:46 PM)
Another part of that ep I like which gets cut from G rated airings of the show is where he is scrapping the melted cheese off the inside of the microwave and starts cursing (which obviously gets bleeped)
Or when the are interviewing and you see Barney drunk and incoherent and they say, "Well he's the best candidate we've had so far"
"Hand in your pricing gun.... the other one too"
"you've gotta lose yourself in the moment man"
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the quotes are endless
indeed!
Apu: Well, time to replenish the hot dog roller. La, la -- oops
[drops a hot dog] Oh, no -- it is encrusted with filth. [blows
it off] Oh well, let's sell it anyway. Now this is just between
me and you...smashed hat. Hee hee --
Kent: Hot diggety-dog, we've got him, Mr. Simpson. Now let's -- Mr.
Simpson?
and
Back at home, Homer lies on the couch while Lisa and he watch "Bite Back with Kent Brockman". Each word of the title screen appears from the mouth of a
barking dog in a detective uniform. Even the sponsor's name is barked
out after a man says, "Brought to you by...". Homer comments with
admiration, "That dog can sell anything."
Just then, Homer's stomach groans.
Homer: Oh, rancid meat attack! Stupid parasites. Is there no way I can
find justice?
Kent: If you have a consumer complaint, just call this number --
Homer: Boring.
Lisa: Dad, you should blow the whistle on the Kwik-E-Mart.
Kent: And now a message from the Church of Latter-Day Saints. [dog
barks repeatedly]
Lisa: Dad, are you listening to me?
Homer: Shh, Lisa: the dog is barking.