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| SKULLZ0MBIE |
 May 31 2006, 01:52 PM
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My best handjob happen when my date and I went to a baseball game. I got the cheapest seats, damn I was mad that the team was down by 5 runs, and the weather was hot in the high 90's! Later that day, everyone around us, left My date started to unzip my pants then started to jack me off... that may day  Enjoy my cold beer watching the game and unloading  My team lost by 2 runs, but with a happy ending 
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| bondiguy |
Dec 12 2006, 12:28 AM
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QUOTE(Gnappster @ Dec 11 2006, 03:55 PM) what simpson story?  I think it was an attempt at humour?  QUOTE(hott1976 @ Dec 11 2006, 06:41 PM) i'm really good at giving a hand job while my mouth is working on the rest! I shall offer my services to be on the receiving end?  QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Dec 11 2006, 07:14 PM) Let's never split? 
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 SKULLZ0MBIE Best Handjob May 31 2006, 01:52 PM Lynette [color=purple]When I was 19 there was a man in his... Jun 1 2006, 10:32 PM Hardabs
damn you tell the best stories :2thumbsup: Jun 1 2006, 11:46 PM ddd35
I just wish i was your neighbor :bonerfied: Jun 2 2006, 06:56 AM Assfucker
OHGOODGODDAMN!!!!!!... Jun 2 2006, 08:40 AM ddd35 I recieved my best handjob from my now motherinlaw... Jun 2 2006, 08:51 AM hott1976
Honestly...i'm sure you were wowed by this ... Aug 7 2006, 07:27 PM Lynette [color=purple]OK...[/b] Aug 7 2006, 06:04 PM LikesThemAll
lord, i wish that was me next to that stunning ... Aug 9 2006, 06:36 AM ddd35
I missed this pic , damn girl get ahold of that... Aug 11 2006, 09:35 AM stevieboy My most memorable was with my wife...back when we ... Aug 7 2006, 06:27 PM bondiguy
I either call this 100% bullshit or you a sick, ... Aug 8 2006, 12:55 AM Gnappster
this is coming from the same guy who hooked up w... Aug 8 2006, 01:51 PM juicy_DD
:lol: :roflmao: Nov 9 2006, 12:57 PM tera
I'm answering for my man because I know his ... Dec 10 2006, 04:40 PM ddd35
great story :cheers: Dec 10 2006, 05:08 PM Maryann
I would like to be your friend :) Dec 12 2006, 01:28 AM Lynette
[color=purple]Oh come on! You mean to tell me... Aug 8 2006, 10:18 PM Gnappster
well you certainly present a compelling case... Aug 8 2006, 10:27 PM LikesThemAll
sure paints a pretty picture :2thumbsup: Aug 9 2006, 06:38 AM hott1976
i've done that.... suckin and jerkin and th... Aug 14 2006, 06:03 PM Gnappster
you are perfect
That is allŪ Aug 14 2006, 06:09 PM Bobaloo
I beg to differ! That is not all. Hott is s... Aug 21 2006, 05:58 PM bondiguy
will u have an affair with me? :P Aug 18 2006, 04:05 AM LikesThemAll
lucky guy that received it i'm sure :2thumbs... Oct 1 2006, 04:47 PM bondiguy
Years of self practice haha
Ah Lynette of cou... Aug 9 2006, 01:54 AM summoner I usually start with mouth&tongue and continue... Aug 9 2006, 02:10 AM bondiguy handjobs are for teenagers Aug 9 2006, 02:21 AM Gnappster
and prison inmates :lol: Aug 9 2006, 10:23 AM bondiguy
:lol: and/or anal sex haha Aug 10 2006, 01:23 AM jrock8
so THAT's why gnappy keeps trying to get arr... Aug 10 2006, 01:25 AM bondiguy
All the pices fit now huh? :P Aug 10 2006, 01:28 AM UncleBuck Handjob what ever I will take what ever I can get ... Aug 10 2006, 10:36 AM Bobaloo
That line is from an obscure movie with a really ... Aug 21 2006, 05:55 PM bondiguy Now you're wacking it over a neon sign? :P Aug 11 2006, 01:02 AM ddd35
Hey Bondi why is every morning I get on here and ... Aug 11 2006, 07:01 AM bondiguy
I think you'll find it'll be EVERY THREA... Aug 11 2006, 09:25 AM ddd35
I look forward to your comments Bro just Bump... Aug 11 2006, 09:29 AM bondiguy
I know, I was having a go at myself there too wi... Aug 11 2006, 09:32 AM belicked6924
You're right you said "bumping Bondi... Aug 11 2006, 10:40 AM Gnappster
most correct post ever
don't drag me into ... Aug 11 2006, 11:37 AM diamondgeezer GF once unzipped me and started giving the old cat... Aug 11 2006, 05:48 PM bondiguy
I am many things but dillusional isn't one o... Aug 11 2006, 06:47 PM UncleBuck Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,
a ... Aug 14 2006, 08:05 PM Gnappster
I was getting ready to give you the "psycho... Aug 14 2006, 11:28 PM UncleBuck
I thought that was pretty good..... makes being... Aug 15 2006, 03:45 PM laura When I was a sophomore in HS I had a bigtime crush... Sep 29 2006, 02:01 AM ddd35
Lucky guy :cheers: Sep 29 2006, 08:32 AM Hendo
That's awesome! I never had any cool th... Sep 30 2006, 02:46 PM wild n crazy my friend who was head cheerleader (who graduated ... Sep 30 2006, 03:47 PM laura
I could have never done that on the field eithe... Oct 1 2006, 02:44 AM bondiguy
My kinda woman :kisses: Oct 3 2006, 04:44 AM SKULLZ0MBIE Sound like a great girls night out :) Dec 10 2006, 05:09 PM bondiguy
Holy Shit...
Are you taking applications for To... Dec 11 2006, 12:38 AM Gnappster best story I've read here in awhile! Dec 11 2006, 01:47 PM ddd35
you told us the best story was the Book (the s... Dec 11 2006, 03:26 PM Gnappster
what simpson story? :huh: Dec 11 2006, 03:55 PM ddd35
thats my point !!! :P Dec 12 2006, 07:52 AM hott1976 i'm really good at giving a hand job while my ... Dec 11 2006, 06:41 PM Bobaloo
I love you!
scratch that!!
you ... Dec 11 2006, 07:14 PM LikesThemAll
a pleasureable experience I'm sure :thumbup... Dec 12 2006, 07:32 AM paybarraman
:blink:
:bonerfied:
Hey baby...whazzup? :p... Dec 11 2006, 06:45 PM hott1976 you like that pay? I think it's much easier t... Dec 11 2006, 07:12 PM ddd35
pics , or just show us !!!! :c... Dec 12 2006, 07:51 AM hott1976 complete? say it ain't so.....that is so corn... Dec 11 2006, 09:01 PM Bobaloo
I was going for corny. :blink: Dec 12 2006, 07:36 PM paybarraman
WOW!! Just...I mean....that's ..... ... Dec 11 2006, 11:00 PM bondiguy
Missed Ref :ph34r: Dec 12 2006, 05:29 PM ddd35
what ? :P Dec 12 2006, 06:14 PM Gnappster
:blink:
:lol:
:huh: Dec 12 2006, 11:54 AM ddd35
you know the OJ simpson book you bought off ebay ... Dec 12 2006, 03:06 PM Gnappster
I get it! ebay hehehehe Dec 12 2006, 03:52 PM ddd35
whew was getting worried about ya ... :) Dec 12 2006, 04:01 PM hott1976 i may have pics of the handjob/hummer. :) Dec 12 2006, 06:18 PM ddd35
oh yeah now your talking :cheers: Dec 12 2006, 06:21 PM LikesThemAll
i wait with baited breath in hopes of seeing you... Dec 12 2006, 11:38 PM Gnappster
damn, had to look that one up :bang:
more im... Dec 12 2006, 06:24 PM ddd35
:drama: Dec 12 2006, 06:26 PM hott1976 i may have to crop cut etc...not sure if the date ... Dec 12 2006, 06:38 PM Gnappster
I think it would be a small price for him to pay... Dec 12 2006, 06:40 PM stevieboy
Hott...if you cannot crop the pic properly, I vol... Dec 12 2006, 06:40 PM ddd35
well we just want you anyway , now wait I see ... Dec 12 2006, 06:41 PM hott1976 let me go check his archives..i know they are on d... Dec 12 2006, 06:54 PM ddd35
:drama: :bonerfied: Dec 12 2006, 06:55 PM stevieboy
Videos!!!! Oooh...let's hope... Dec 12 2006, 06:56 PM Bobaloo
This could get interesting. :drama: Dec 12 2006, 07:36 PM bondiguy
For shame :P
May I offer the services of my ... Dec 13 2006, 12:40 AM ddd35 she put it up and took it down , very nice though... Dec 13 2006, 07:38 AM Gnappster
:bang:
That is all. Dec 13 2006, 11:48 AM Bobaloo
I saw them and they were spectacular. I haven... Dec 13 2006, 04:23 PM bondiguy Gnappy.... step into my office :thumbup: Dec 13 2006, 11:54 PM Gnappster
is it in the men's room like the fonz? Dec 14 2006, 12:01 PM Bobaloo
More like this: Dec 14 2006, 02:56 PM ddd35
:P :cheers: Dec 14 2006, 03:31 PM Gnappster
d'oh! of course. Dec 14 2006, 03:38 PM bondiguy
:lol: Thats what i was thinking of when he sa... Dec 14 2006, 11:37 PM ddd35 :crazydude: :drama: Dec 19 2006, 03:54 PM
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