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May 31 2006, 01:52 PM
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My best handjob happen when my date and I went to a baseball game. I got the cheapest seats, damn I was mad that the team was down by 5 runs, and the weather was hot in the high 90's! Later that day, everyone around us, left My date started to unzip my pants then started to jack me off... that may day Enjoy my cold beer watching the game and unloading My team lost by 2 runs, but with a happy ending
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bondiguy |
Aug 8 2006, 12:55 AM
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QUOTE(ddd35 @ Jun 2 2006, 08:51 AM) I recieved my best handjob from my now motherinlaw, at that time I was just dating her daughter , but we had been on the river all day and I was extrmely horny , i was laying down in the cabin of there boat cause I was a little drunk and extremely turned on as my now wife was wondering around in a very skimpy bikini , well her mom came in to check on me and I didnt realize it was so noticeable but my cockwas hard as hell in my swim trunks well she sat down on the bed beside me and very calmly says , take that out and Ill help relieve some pressure , well I said WHAT ? she said it again , so i did as I was told , and she gave me a awesome handjob till I came , I was dumbfounded . but I felt allot better , and nothing has ever been said about it , and I think after she saw my hardness she liked me even more , cause she never ever bitched at us if I brought her daughter home late !!!!!! heres to handjobs I either call this 100% bullshit or you a sick, twisted fucker. WHo gets a handjob from their mother in law? IMO hand jobs are over rated. IF she is gonne give it a tug, why not use her mouth as well... if not, I have a much better technique and would just do it myself
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tera |
Dec 10 2006, 04:40 PM
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QUOTE(juicy_DD @ Nov 9 2006, 12:57 PM) I'm answering for my man because I know his answer all so well. A couple of yrs ago I went to a male strip club with two friends and we got very trashed and horny. One of the other girl had drove yet I was the least trashed so I offered to drive and they could stay over at my house to sleep it off. When we got inside my hubby was laid back in his recliner asleep. We imediately noticed his cock was falling out and we got a chuckle out of it. I suggested we play arnd with him and they were all for it. I snuck over and raised his boxers more so he was laying there in all his glory. My hubby is a heavy sleeper so i knew we could get away with some touching if we were careful before he even woke up. I had him in my hand and they were all eyes, told them it was their turn and we all had a feel. The 2nd to hold him still had him in her hand when he woke up not knowing what was happening, we started laughing and told him each has already got to hold him before he awake. The 2nd girl still had ahold so I told her she should see him at attn. My hubby was more than happy for them to see and told her to stroke him, she said it works better for her when it's wet and proceeded to swallow him. His eyes light up and so did mine and the other friends, she got him all wet and went to town giving him a hand job while we watched. After maybe 10 mins I told my other friend that I could have it any time and she should cut in, she knelt down on the other side of his chair and grabbed hold but the first didn't want to stop, he suggested they both do it together which they did, one holding and kissing his balls while the other stroked and occasionally kept him wet with her mouth. It wasn't long and hubby shot a huge load all over his chest, belly and my friends hand. What took it over the edge was my girlfriend licking her hand clean while the other licked his belly and chest clean. They passed out shortly after that and hubby was up and off to work before they got up. Needless to said when he walked thru the livingroom and saw them laying their he had the biggest grin on his face and out the door he went. When they woke up they were acting embaresed and I told them not to be and described how he looked leaving. That's never happen again but I know that is his ans because of how many x's he has talked about it since!
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ddd35 |
Dec 10 2006, 05:08 PM
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QUOTE(tera @ Dec 10 2006, 04:40 PM) I'm answering for my man because I know his answer all so well. A couple of yrs ago I went to a male strip club with two friends and we got very trashed and horny. One of the other girl had drove yet I was the least trashed so I offered to drive and they could stay over at my house to sleep it off. When we got inside my hubby was laid back in his recliner asleep. We imediately noticed his cock was falling out and we got a chuckle out of it. I suggested we play arnd with him and they were all for it. I snuck over and raised his boxers more so he was laying there in all his glory. My hubby is a heavy sleeper so i knew we could get away with some touching if we were careful before he even woke up. I had him in my hand and they were all eyes, told them it was their turn and we all had a feel. The 2nd to hold him still had him in her hand when he woke up not knowing what was happening, we started laughing and told him each has already got to hold him before he awake. The 2nd girl still had ahold so I told her she should see him at attn. My hubby was more than happy for them to see and told her to stroke him, she said it works better for her when it's wet and proceeded to swallow him. His eyes light up and so did mine and the other friends, she got him all wet and went to town giving him a hand job while we watched. After maybe 10 mins I told my other friend that I could have it any time and she should cut in, she knelt down on the other side of his chair and grabbed hold but the first didn't want to stop, he suggested they both do it together which they did, one holding and kissing his balls while the other stroked and occasionally kept him wet with her mouth. It wasn't long and hubby shot a huge load all over his chest, belly and my friends hand. What took it over the edge was my girlfriend licking her hand clean while the other licked his belly and chest clean. They passed out shortly after that and hubby was up and off to work before they got up. Needless to said when he walked thru the livingroom and saw them laying their he had the biggest grin on his face and out the door he went. When they woke up they were acting embaresed and I told them not to be and described how he looked leaving. That's never happen again but I know that is his ans because of how many x's he has talked about it since! great story
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SKULLZ0MBIE Best Handjob May 31 2006, 01:52 PM Lynette [color=purple]When I was 19 there was a man in his... Jun 1 2006, 10:32 PM Hardabs
damn you tell the best stories :2thumbsup: Jun 1 2006, 11:46 PM ddd35
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OHGOODGODDAMN!!!!!!... Jun 2 2006, 08:40 AM ddd35 I recieved my best handjob from my now motherinlaw... Jun 2 2006, 08:51 AM hott1976
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My kinda woman :kisses: Oct 3 2006, 04:44 AM SKULLZ0MBIE Sound like a great girls night out :) Dec 10 2006, 05:09 PM bondiguy
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I think it was an attempt at humour? :unsure:
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Missed Ref :ph34r: Dec 12 2006, 05:29 PM ddd35
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I saw them and they were spectacular. I haven... Dec 13 2006, 04:23 PM bondiguy Gnappy.... step into my office :thumbup: Dec 13 2006, 11:54 PM Gnappster
is it in the men's room like the fonz? Dec 14 2006, 12:01 PM Bobaloo
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