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johnfreak
post Jan 13 2006, 02:12 AM
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After many years of enjoyably fucking myself, I am sick of it. I Haven't been able to jerk off to porn for years now since all I think about is work when I see porn, which wasn't that big of a deal since I can just jerk off and relive all those memorable past hot fucking moments. Now that barely works anymore no matter how many of the ex GF's I toss in the room with cock.

I am sick of my plastic pahgynah's I been fucking, gone through a couple of em now and they get boring, and it takes me 20 or 30 minutes to get off on my own which is ridiculous for a guy jerking off, guys know what I mean.

WTF am I gonna do?

It takes me forever to get off with a girl which is not that big of a deal since it all feels good, but wacking off is just boring.

k, I'm not really looking for advice, I'm just venting. jerkit.gif


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post Sep 6 2006, 02:24 AM
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QUOTE(jrock8 @ Sep 5 2006, 11:53 AM)
were you responding to bondi or naraz there?  blink.gif  laughing-smiley-017.gif
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QUOTE(Gnappster @ Sep 5 2006, 11:56 AM)
i guess he enjoys all the meats of the pornographic stew

hmmm... that leaves him open for some burns- oh well I'm just the messenger.
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I will pre empt any burn by saying... I am only watching the movies you sent me


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QUOTE(Gnappster @ Sep 5 2006, 11:56 AM)
i guess he enjoys all the meats of the pornographic stew

hmmm... that leaves him open for some burns- oh well I'm just the messenger.
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Speaking of meat, naraz told me bondi sends...

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I will pre empt any burn by saying... I am only watching the movies you sent me
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post Sep 7 2006, 01:23 AM
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QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Sep 6 2006, 09:00 PM)
Speaking of meat, naraz told me bondi sends...
...Damn, I'm too late.  He's already making excuses.
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Attack is always the best from of defence grinning-smiley-003.gif


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post Sep 7 2006, 12:20 PM
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Attack is always the best from of defence grinning-smiley-003.gif
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post Sep 8 2006, 12:00 AM
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johnfreak   It Finally Happened, I Am Bored Masturbating   Jan 13 2006, 02:12 AM
Narazbad   damn..i do NOT envy being you...lol   Jan 13 2006, 02:14 AM
johnfreak   I know, right? And I'm single ATM too, so...   Jan 13 2006, 02:19 AM
Narazbad   im sorry john...i really am. that fucking SUCKS ha...   Jan 13 2006, 02:22 AM
johnfreak   while you watched? :kisses:   Jan 13 2006, 02:24 AM
jrock8   it sounds like all that's left is to kill y...   Jan 13 2006, 02:26 AM
johnfreak   yeah, gave up drugs (mostly) and drinking (mostl...   Jan 13 2006, 02:28 AM
Narazbad   aah! bastard! even freeks on my ass now...   Jan 13 2006, 02:26 AM
johnfreak   haha, I won't even go there, it's implied...   Jan 13 2006, 02:28 AM
bondiguy   Naraz... first of all, why must u constantly drag ...   Jan 13 2006, 02:27 AM
johnfreak   ehh, the shit I've worked on and seen, there...   Jan 13 2006, 02:31 AM
jrock8   maybe b/c you said "yes" a dozen time...   Jan 13 2006, 02:35 AM
bondiguy   Hey... I was young and Naive! haha and Naz....   Jan 13 2006, 02:38 AM
Narazbad   go back to drinking? maybe sex on the beach :P   Jan 13 2006, 02:28 AM
Narazbad   your the one whos there freek....muwahhahaha   Jan 13 2006, 02:30 AM
johnfreak   ehh, I just like freaking people out.. I can...   Jan 13 2006, 02:33 AM
bondiguy   So you are like Jacqain Phoenix in 8mm?   Jan 13 2006, 02:35 AM
fellatiofiend18   he was in that?? i only remember nic cage.........   Sep 2 2006, 01:02 AM
Narazbad   lol...does ANYTHING you say make sense?   Jan 13 2006, 02:35 AM
Narazbad   rofl   Jan 13 2006, 02:35 AM
Narazbad   i remember the movie but it didnt interest me enou...   Jan 13 2006, 02:42 AM
bondiguy   Dude... great film!   Jan 13 2006, 02:47 AM
Narazbad   aah..so is american beauty   Jan 13 2006, 02:49 AM
bondiguy   aslo a great movie..... however, is that going t...   Jan 13 2006, 02:50 AM
Narazbad   i was thinking more of the man behind the camera r...   Jan 13 2006, 02:51 AM
bondiguy   i didn't know posting on the forums aroused ...   Jan 13 2006, 03:07 AM
Narazbad   oh yes...it does! dont you know thats why im a...   Jan 13 2006, 03:09 AM
bondiguy   :puke:   Jan 13 2006, 03:11 AM
Narazbad   muwahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaa   Jan 13 2006, 03:12 AM
paybarraman   John I feel for ya buddy... But considering my la...   Jan 13 2006, 11:09 AM
COMEDYMAN   Freak the next logical step is to begin killing pr...   Jan 13 2006, 11:22 AM
jrock8   isn't that the thing that swells when men ge...   Jan 13 2006, 01:44 PM
imagonsgirl   start killing? how about stop killing....thats wh...   Jan 13 2006, 03:39 PM
johnfreak   To my defense, I always leave em a little alive w...   Jan 13 2006, 05:09 PM
Gnappster   always the consummate gentelman :lol:   Jan 13 2006, 05:13 PM
jrock8   yeah... i hear he's always good for a reach-...   Jan 13 2006, 06:21 PM
Gnappster   that sucks freak. when your hobby becomes your ful...   Jan 13 2006, 12:10 PM
belicked6924   Hey whatever floats your boat gnappy.   Jan 13 2006, 06:44 PM
bondiguy   Well obviously!!! haha Why don...   Jan 13 2006, 06:56 PM
juicyboobs   mabe an obvious suggestion but maybe chatting to h...   Jan 13 2006, 08:00 PM
bondiguy   :2gunsfiring:   Jan 13 2006, 09:54 PM
Narazbad   ok....i have several avenues to travel down this o...   Jan 14 2006, 06:47 AM
Assfucker   :silvio:   Jul 13 2006, 03:32 PM
Narazbad   wait...what? we were talking about movies? i just ...   Sep 2 2006, 02:34 AM
bondiguy   He sure was.... He was the one to get Nicholas C...   Sep 2 2006, 06:40 AM
fellatiofiend18   haha! darling, you will definitely need a fe...   Sep 4 2006, 01:11 AM
bondiguy   If it has got something to do with porn... I pay...   Sep 4 2006, 01:39 AM
fellatiofiend18   yea well the type of porn depicted in that movi...   Sep 5 2006, 01:06 AM
Gnappster   i guess he enjoys all the meats of the pornograp...   Sep 5 2006, 11:56 AM
jrock8   were you responding to bondi or naraz there? :b...   Sep 5 2006, 11:53 AM
Gnappster   That's the American way :nahnah:   Sep 7 2006, 12:20 PM

 

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