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 It Finally Happened, I Am Bored Masturbating, need some help
| johnfreak |
 Jan 13 2006, 02:12 AM
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After many years of enjoyably fucking myself, I am sick of it. I Haven't been able to jerk off to porn for years now since all I think about is work when I see porn, which wasn't that big of a deal since I can just jerk off and relive all those memorable past hot fucking moments. Now that barely works anymore no matter how many of the ex GF's I toss in the room with cock. I am sick of my plastic pahgynah's I been fucking, gone through a couple of em now and they get boring, and it takes me 20 or 30 minutes to get off on my own which is ridiculous for a guy jerking off, guys know what I mean. WTF am I gonna do? It takes me forever to get off with a girl which is not that big of a deal since it all feels good, but wacking off is just boring. k, I'm not really looking for advice, I'm just venting. 
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| bondiguy |
Jan 13 2006, 02:35 AM
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QUOTE(johnfreak @ Jan 13 2006, 02:31 AM) ehh, the shit I've worked on and seen, there's nothing left. Think I am going to start exploring the wonderful world of escorts.. once in a while I get a boner when I'm behind the camera and the girls doing a masturbation show. Too bad it's gonna cost me $200 everytime I wanna pull the pud  So you are like Jacqain Phoenix in 8mm?
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| fellatiofiend18 |
Sep 2 2006, 01:02 AM
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QUOTE(bondiguy @ Jan 13 2006, 02:35 AM) So you are like Jacqain Phoenix in 8mm? he was in that?? i only remember nic cage.......
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 johnfreak It Finally Happened, I Am Bored Masturbating Jan 13 2006, 02:12 AM Narazbad damn..i do NOT envy being you...lol Jan 13 2006, 02:14 AM  johnfreak
I know, right? And I'm single ATM too, so... Jan 13 2006, 02:19 AM Narazbad im sorry john...i really am. that fucking SUCKS ha... Jan 13 2006, 02:22 AM johnfreak
while you watched? :kisses: Jan 13 2006, 02:24 AM jrock8
it sounds like all that's left is to kill y... Jan 13 2006, 02:26 AM johnfreak
yeah, gave up drugs (mostly) and drinking (mostl... Jan 13 2006, 02:28 AM Narazbad aah! bastard! even freeks on my ass now... Jan 13 2006, 02:26 AM johnfreak
haha, I won't even go there, it's implied... Jan 13 2006, 02:28 AM bondiguy Naraz... first of all, why must u constantly drag ... Jan 13 2006, 02:27 AM johnfreak
ehh, the shit I've worked on and seen, there... Jan 13 2006, 02:31 AM jrock8
maybe b/c you said "yes" a dozen time... Jan 13 2006, 02:35 AM bondiguy
Hey... I was young and Naive! haha
and Naz.... Jan 13 2006, 02:38 AM Narazbad go back to drinking? maybe sex on the beach :P Jan 13 2006, 02:28 AM Narazbad your the one whos there freek....muwahhahaha Jan 13 2006, 02:30 AM johnfreak
ehh, I just like freaking people out.. I can... Jan 13 2006, 02:33 AM Narazbad lol...does ANYTHING you say make sense? Jan 13 2006, 02:35 AM Narazbad rofl Jan 13 2006, 02:35 AM Narazbad i remember the movie but it didnt interest me enou... Jan 13 2006, 02:42 AM bondiguy
Dude... great film! Jan 13 2006, 02:47 AM Narazbad aah..so is american beauty Jan 13 2006, 02:49 AM bondiguy
aslo a great movie..... however, is that going t... Jan 13 2006, 02:50 AM Narazbad i was thinking more of the man behind the camera r... Jan 13 2006, 02:51 AM bondiguy
i didn't know posting on the forums aroused ... Jan 13 2006, 03:07 AM Narazbad oh yes...it does! dont you know thats why im a... Jan 13 2006, 03:09 AM bondiguy
:puke: Jan 13 2006, 03:11 AM Narazbad muwahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaa Jan 13 2006, 03:12 AM paybarraman John I feel for ya buddy...
But considering my la... Jan 13 2006, 11:09 AM COMEDYMAN Freak the next logical step is to begin killing pr... Jan 13 2006, 11:22 AM jrock8
isn't that the thing that swells when men ge... Jan 13 2006, 01:44 PM imagonsgirl
start killing? how about stop killing....thats wh... Jan 13 2006, 03:39 PM johnfreak
To my defense, I always leave em a little alive w... Jan 13 2006, 05:09 PM Gnappster
always the consummate gentelman :lol: Jan 13 2006, 05:13 PM jrock8
yeah... i hear he's always good for a reach-... Jan 13 2006, 06:21 PM Gnappster that sucks freak. when your hobby becomes your ful... Jan 13 2006, 12:10 PM belicked6924
Hey whatever floats your boat gnappy. Jan 13 2006, 06:44 PM bondiguy
Well obviously!!! haha
Why don... Jan 13 2006, 06:56 PM juicyboobs mabe an obvious suggestion but maybe chatting to h... Jan 13 2006, 08:00 PM bondiguy :2gunsfiring: Jan 13 2006, 09:54 PM Narazbad ok....i have several avenues to travel down this o... Jan 14 2006, 06:47 AM Assfucker :silvio: Jul 13 2006, 03:32 PM Narazbad wait...what? we were talking about movies? i just ... Sep 2 2006, 02:34 AM bondiguy
He sure was.... He was the one to get Nicholas C... Sep 2 2006, 06:40 AM fellatiofiend18
haha! darling, you will definitely need a fe... Sep 4 2006, 01:11 AM bondiguy
If it has got something to do with porn... I pay... Sep 4 2006, 01:39 AM fellatiofiend18
yea well the type of porn depicted in that movi... Sep 5 2006, 01:06 AM Gnappster
i guess he enjoys all the meats of the pornograp... Sep 5 2006, 11:56 AM jrock8
were you responding to bondi or naraz there? :b... Sep 5 2006, 11:53 AM bondiguy
Me... but it would have been far funnier if it w... Sep 6 2006, 02:24 AM Bobaloo
Speaking of meat, naraz told me bondi sends...
... Sep 6 2006, 09:00 PM bondiguy
Attack is always the best from of defence :thumb... Sep 7 2006, 01:23 AM Gnappster
That's the American way :nahnah: Sep 7 2006, 12:20 PM bondiguy
Even when they aren't defending :P
and spo... Sep 8 2006, 12:00 AM
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