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jrock8 |
Sep 7 2005, 01:43 PM
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Ladies, if your could give men one or two pieces of advice when it comes to the bedroom, what would they be?
feel free to discuss things from "taking it slow", to techniques, to spots to hit, etc... we could be talking about foreplay or oral, or sex... and it could be things to make sure you definitely do, or make sure to definitely avoid...
i know these threads fall apart rather quickly (i'm guilty of it myself a lot, lol), but let's see if we can keep a semi-serious discussion going...
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Just once I'd like someone to call me 'Sir' without adding 'You're making a scene.
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bondiguy |
Sep 8 2005, 04:07 AM
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QUOTE(clincar @ Sep 8 2005, 04:04 AM) Don't rush the foreplay, it's just as important!! Fore........p l a y?????? haha just fucking with ya
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boanna |
Jul 28 2006, 03:32 PM
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QUOTE(bondiguy @ Sep 8 2005, 02:07 AM) Fore........p l a y?????? haha just fucking with ya i am digging this thread up!! and this quote seems like a good place to start. foreplay...sometimes it needs to start a lot earlier in the day than a man thinks...like give her a fucking phone call while u are still at work and tell her something u just cant wait to come home and do sexually with her. she will anticipate it and be more than ready when the evening comes...and the man will probably get a better than average dinner cooked for him too! one place boanna loves to do some foreplay on him is anywhere that he cannot do a damn thing about it! it teases the hell out of him and i love it! like when he is driving the truck (yea, i know, somewhere in another thread many of us folks who have vehicle sex got really slammed for this cause someone said it was a hazard to other drivers....i guess it would be cause our truck is high and other drivers cant see in...so it would be a hazard to them if they saw my head come up and down but couldnt see the real action! ) but we dont always want foreplay, or at least boanna doesnt. sometimes enough is enough and i just need the dang cock in me already, so get after it! or if we are taping it and the video on my camera only allows for 3 minute videos! then i have to decide...do we wanna tape some foreplay or just the fucking on this one? tv watching during sex...this means u were watching tv and started messing around...it doesnt mean u start to mess around, then turned on the tv (the latter to me would be a sign that i needed to get a good lawyer!) if the tv happens to be on, the only tv boanna allows on during sex is a baseball game! (i get a rise out of all those men in their tight uniforms, and then theres the wood, and all those balls....) final piece of advice...when you are done, that doesnt mean we are done. so dont roll over and grab the remote, or take off to the kitchen for some cookies and milk, until the look of raw animal insticts is gone from my eye.
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Gnappster |
Jul 28 2006, 03:36 PM
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QUOTE(boanna @ Jul 28 2006, 01:32 PM) i am digging this thread up!! and this quote seems like a good place to start. foreplay...sometimes it needs to start a lot earlier in the day than a man thinks...like give her a fucking phone call while u are still at work and tell her something u just cant wait to come home and do sexually with her. she will anticipate it and be more than ready when the evening comes...and the man will probably get a better than average dinner cooked for him too! one place boanna loves to do some foreplay on him is anywhere that he cannot do a damn thing about it! it teases the hell out of him and i love it! like when he is driving the truck (yea, i know, somewhere in another thread many of us folks who have vehicle sex got really slammed for this cause someone said it was a hazard to other drivers....i guess it would be cause our truck is high and other drivers cant see in...so it would be a hazard to them if they saw my head come up and down but couldnt see the real action! ) but we dont always want foreplay, or at least boanna doesnt. sometimes enough is enough and i just need the dang cock in me already, so get after it! or if we are taping it and the video on my camera only allows for 3 minute videos! then i have to decide...do we wanna tape some foreplay or just the fucking on this one? tv watching during sex...this means u were watching tv and started messing around...it doesnt mean u start to mess around, then turned on the tv (the latter to me would be a sign that i needed to get a good lawyer!) if the tv happens to be on, the only tv boanna allows on during sex is a baseball game! (i get a rise out of all those men in their tight uniforms, and then theres the wood, and all those balls....) final piece of advice...when you are done, that doesnt mean we are done. so dont roll over and grab the remote, or take off to the kitchen for some cookies and milk, until the look of raw animal insticts is gone from my eye. wow , that's actually pretty insightful...what's it doing posted here haha. QUOTE(boanna @ Jul 28 2006, 01:32 PM) foreplay...sometimes it needs to start a lot earlier in the day than a man thinks.. but we dont always want foreplay, or at least boanna doesnt. sometimes enough is enough and i just need the dang cock in me already, so get after it! but how do we know which it is???
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boanna |
Jul 28 2006, 03:45 PM
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QUOTE(Gnappster @ Jul 28 2006, 01:36 PM) wow , that's actually pretty insightful...what's it doing posted here haha. but how do we know which it is??? its posted here cause felt like digging this thread up. u will know which mood i am in....its easy to tell...if i grab your cock and shove it inside me, thats a dead giveaway that i am not interested in too much foreplay. but if i dont even take my panties off, just pull the crotch of them to one side and then shove your cock in me, then its pretty much obvious i didnt want any foreplay at all!
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ddd35 |
Jul 28 2006, 04:32 PM
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QUOTE(boanna @ Jul 28 2006, 03:45 PM) its posted here cause felt like digging this thread up. u will know which mood i am in....its easy to tell...if i grab your cock and shove it inside me, thats a dead giveaway that i am not interested in too much foreplay. but if i dont even take my panties off, just pull the crotch of them to one side and then shove your cock in me, then its pretty much obvious i didnt want any foreplay at all! Well doll sometimes foreplay is highly overated ,, theres times ya just gota slam that pussy and GET R DONE !!!!!!!
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jrock8 Advice For Men... Sep 7 2005, 01:43 PM juicy_DD well J it sounds like you need some new techniques... Sep 7 2005, 06:50 PM Narazbad J has techniques? wow....i guess theres a first ti... Sep 7 2005, 08:53 PM jrock8 ooh, naraz... this is NOT an area where i think yo... Sep 8 2005, 01:21 AM bondiguy
as dirty as it feels I agree with jrock haha. Na... Sep 8 2005, 02:42 AM titlover121 just go with the flow is what i always say! Sep 8 2005, 03:55 AM clincar
We ladies don't like the "wham bam than... Sep 8 2005, 04:09 AM bondiguy
I see.... *furiously writes down these tips* hah... Sep 8 2005, 04:11 AM clincar
If the mood is right! Then I'm sure you... Sep 8 2005, 04:17 AM clincar
If that don't work - get a copy of the Karma... Sep 8 2005, 04:18 AM sussed2
:lol: Sep 8 2005, 05:04 AM bondiguy
Will you help me practice sussed? :letsfuck: :l... Sep 8 2005, 07:22 AM jrock8
umm, marry me? :wub:
eh, screw that, i don... Jul 28 2006, 03:35 PM boanna
so what should we do this week? Aug 23 2006, 04:44 PM jrock8
fuck? seems like a simple plan to me :) Aug 23 2006, 05:45 PM Gnappster
i think I got it, but just to be sure how bout s... Jul 28 2006, 03:53 PM Blond Bombshell
I'm with you BO
Sometimes just pull my pan... Jul 28 2006, 03:40 PM jrock8
i LOVE your idea of foreplay :roflmao: Jul 28 2006, 03:44 PM boanna
this site is chock full of ladies like us BB... Jul 28 2006, 04:09 PM sussed2 Yeah, like you need practice wise guy!!... Sep 8 2005, 07:45 AM latinlover
sussed,practice makes perfect,so please help me ... Sep 8 2005, 11:03 AM Gnappster this thread is great, hope to see more advice... Sep 8 2005, 11:59 AM juicy_DD 1) guys remember girls dont do pissy dicks!... Sep 8 2005, 04:08 PM jrock8 once again, juicy shows us why she's awesome..... Sep 8 2005, 04:11 PM juicy_DD
just things that make a girl feel special little... Sep 8 2005, 04:14 PM jrock8 no "piss takin" here juicy... but you ca... Sep 8 2005, 04:20 PM juicy_DD
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also....flowers work if your girl is pi... Sep 8 2005, 04:21 PM Narazbad lol...whos to say i have a technique? remember..on... Sep 8 2005, 05:35 PM Gnappster
and by that time it was over ;) Sep 8 2005, 05:40 PM jrock8 aww, naraz, you didn't mention your one time w... Sep 8 2005, 05:41 PM Gnappster
fuck no, i didn't even have the common court... Sep 8 2005, 05:47 PM jrock8 :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: Sep 8 2005, 05:51 PM Narazbad damnit J, you had to bring that up didnt you! ... Sep 8 2005, 06:13 PM jrock8 alright, so i was reading the "girls who squi... Sep 9 2005, 02:11 AM Gnappster well i'm a dude, but I can give some advice on... Sep 9 2005, 11:40 AM jrock8
apparently it's in the middle of north dako... Sep 9 2005, 01:21 PM Gnappster
well that explains SOME of your problems :wink: Sep 9 2005, 01:32 PM FORAGOODTIME
I gotta agree with the gnappster... I can mak... Sep 9 2005, 01:34 PM Gnappster
uhh what IS that? Sep 9 2005, 01:35 PM FORAGOODTIME
They call them "eggs", some come with ... Sep 9 2005, 01:37 PM jrock8 what's the black part? battery pack? does th... Sep 9 2005, 01:38 PM FORAGOODTIME
OK..OK..OK.... The black part holds the batteri... Sep 9 2005, 01:42 PM jrock8 hmm, sounds like it could be fun...
now, for eve... Sep 9 2005, 01:47 PM FORAGOODTIME
Every one is different, the first time it happe... Sep 9 2005, 01:56 PM Gnappster yeah the g-spot is the key me thinks, hence, propp... Sep 9 2005, 02:05 PM bondiguy
haha well you can't blame a guy for trying..... Sep 11 2005, 12:17 AM juicy_DD
I never doubted you hun...but I am sure not all ... Sep 14 2005, 05:40 AM bondiguy
well, modesty not being a strong point... I... Sep 15 2005, 02:58 AM bondiguy
So that's what it is! haha
I usually ca... Jul 28 2006, 05:23 PM shells 1) Dont allow sex to become a routine... vary scen... Jul 29 2006, 08:28 AM Mr_Trent *takes a bunch of notes from Bo and Shells*
Who w... Jul 29 2006, 11:39 AM shells
Mine and Bo's book on great fucking will be ... Jul 29 2006, 11:50 AM Mr_Trent
*preorders 5 copies*
Gotta make sure...
It... Jul 29 2006, 12:01 PM bondiguy
:roflmao: you make it too easy Jul 29 2006, 07:55 PM Mr_Trent
Of course I do... I just wanted to see if you... Jul 30 2006, 02:42 AM bondiguy
Oh don't let it go to ur head.... I have a c... Jul 30 2006, 05:40 AM Mr_Trent
Well soon I shall take up residence in the board... Jul 30 2006, 02:28 PM belicked6924
Witty comments or not, you're best bet is to ... Jul 30 2006, 03:17 PM Mr_Trent
Thank you for the warning, I'll have to keep ... Jul 30 2006, 04:03 PM boanna
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me too, even when i dont have anything to... Jul 31 2006, 11:50 AM jrock8
i believe that's called "pulling an eva... Jul 31 2006, 12:06 PM belicked6924
And bump the same thread for at least 3 posts in ... Jul 31 2006, 06:19 PM Mr_Trent
I see... so that's how to pull an evade.
And... Jul 31 2006, 08:25 PM belicked6924
You make that sound like you want to pull on Evad... Aug 1 2006, 08:13 PM boanna
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me too!
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:lol: Aug 23 2006, 04:45 PM boanna
i love coming back over and over to this bondi sl... Aug 23 2006, 04:50 PM Bobaloo
Bondi leaves himself open in front of all types o... Aug 23 2006, 04:55 PM boanna
hes on the "other" side of the world, u... Aug 23 2006, 05:08 PM jrock8
boanna...
he's got over 6000 posts. wouldn... Aug 24 2006, 10:15 AM bondiguy
To be fair I had some good stuff around December... Aug 25 2006, 02:12 AM wild n crazy Bo and shells know what they are talking about. co... Jul 30 2006, 12:57 AM bondiguy
http://www.humorsphere.com/insults/comebacks.htm... Jul 31 2006, 01:17 AM belicked6924
:bang: Dammit that should've been a "wil... Jul 31 2006, 01:20 AM bondiguy
I am here all week... try the veal! Jul 31 2006, 01:23 AM belicked6924
modification, spotted :thumbup: Jul 31 2006, 01:38 AM bondiguy
Yeah! :thumbup:
BAM! haha :lol: Aug 2 2006, 03:02 AM Lynette [color=purple]Just be yourself. She'll either ... Aug 3 2006, 10:03 PM bondiguy
sound advice... seems almost out of place here :... Aug 4 2006, 01:05 AM Cutie_Pie Good advice Gnappy, I have had many of those orgas... Aug 10 2006, 04:16 PM ddd35
YEEEEEEE HAAAAAAAAA!!!!! f... Aug 11 2006, 08:59 AM Gnappster
I thought it was prepubescent girls he had a pen... Aug 23 2006, 05:12 PM boanna
of course, i never break the rules! Aug 23 2006, 05:17 PM Bobaloo
Well, yes, that's true. But I'm sure tha... Aug 23 2006, 06:17 PM bondiguy
Good BAM use
Im usually high and or drunk so ... Aug 24 2006, 07:56 AM boanna
well, you're a fun target, easy to pick on,... Aug 28 2006, 02:03 PM ddd35 :flashboobs: Aug 25 2006, 07:06 AM belicked6924
:huh: Aug 25 2006, 08:12 PM Mr_Trent
:unsure: Aug 27 2006, 04:19 AM bondiguy oh no... evade has logged as 3 different members :... Aug 27 2006, 07:44 AM jrock8 uh-oh... it looks like boanna got into bondi's... Aug 28 2006, 02:06 PM boanna
no, its not even noon yet! :lol: Aug 28 2006, 02:12 PM boanna
ITS FROM LACK OF SEX!!!! It fo... Aug 28 2006, 02:13 PM jrock8
well it can't be b/c YOU aren't in the m... Aug 28 2006, 02:16 PM Gnappster
that's a crime against humanity! Aug 28 2006, 02:28 PM
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