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[stevieboy]

Ok...serious question. I LOVE going down on my wife....she just tastes so good and I love to hear the sounds she makes when she cums with me licking away but she is very hairy and quite frequently I get hair in my mouth and my teeth which is not all that pleasant to deal with. She is very self concious...so how do I politely suggest that she "trim the shrubbery" shall we say without offending her? I mean the last thing I'd want is for her to get upset or embarrassed and just tell me not to bother doing that anymore.

Suggestions? Anyone else ever been in this sutuation?

[Assfucker]

Ok...serious question.  I LOVE going down on my wife....she just tastes so good and I love to hear the sounds she makes when she cums with me licking away but she is very hairy and quite frequently I get hair in my mouth and my teeth which is not all that pleasant to deal with.  She is very self concious...so how do I politely suggest that she "trim the shrubbery" shall we say without offending her?  I mean the last thing I'd want is for her to get upset or embarrassed and just tell me not to bother doing that anymore.

Suggestions?  Anyone else ever been in this sutuation?

First off:



Oh man, I feel you brother, lucky for me my wife is always trimmed, and now waxed. This can be tricky dood, so please tread lightly.....


Mebbe you can suggest that you shave eachother, ya know, kinda use it as foreplay.....OR, buy her a gift certificate to a waxing studio for the WHOLE body, never mention the Brazialian.....just say "it must have come with the package" (play dumb bro)

Then lap away hair free brother.....

Good luck, as this is a very serious matter

[Pinkcheeks214]

I think if you ask her to shave, you have to do the same, it's only fair.

[Assfucker]

I think if you ask her to shave

If he does that, he won't lick her pussy for a long time


She'll clam up

[ontippytoes]

First off:
Oh man, I feel you brother, lucky for me my wife is always trimmed, and now waxed. This can be tricky dood, so please tread lightly.....
Mebbe you can suggest that you shave eachother, ya know, kinda use it as foreplay.....OR, buy her a gift certificate to a waxing studio for the WHOLE body, never mention the Brazialian.....just say "it must have come with the package" (play dumb bro)

Then lap away hair free brother.....

Good luck, as this is a very serious matter

She could always refuse the Brazilian part. How sad...

[Assfucker]

She could always refuse the Brazilian part.  How sad...

even though, they'd at least "clean up" her area a little bit









I mean Steve is it bad, like bushwacker bad?

[tripled]

just get out the clippers and tell her you guys are going to have some fun

[ddd35]

just get out the clippers and tell her you guys are going to have some fun

I used to do this all the time grab the clippers and shave her but as we aged now I let her do it herself , but I will ask her to do , to much hair can be a pain , and it gets in the way of fun ,, and yes if she asked Id shave my balls as well , who cares it grows back .

[JusLookinRound]

Just Grab a large bowl of warm water, some small scissors, a bar of foo foo smelling soap(her favorite kind), and a razor.

Walk into the bed room with a large towel over your arm and say, "Hey sweety, I would like to try this to see if it will increase your pleasure. I read something about bare skin being more sensitive to touch."

You will only have to do this about 2 or 3 times and she will take over the chore while she bathes or showers. But if you doing it for her gives her a kick, KEEP IT UP!

Other wise the whisker burn you suffer will be your own fault!

Good luck!!

[Assfucker]

She'll clam up

This got nuttin'?

[Gnappster]

This got nuttin'?

sorry, just read it now.

[Gnappster]

The next time you go down on her, wait til after and then start coughing and choking. She'll ask what's wrong, and you tell her, Oh it's nothing, just have a pube stuck in my throat. If she still doesn't get it, then do the same thing next time. She'll figure it out sooner or later.

And that is all®

[tripled]

lol!!!! i think thats a great idea

[ddd35]

well the first time my wife shaved her's it felt to us both like it was a whole new sexual experience , I mean she felt every inch , and felt all of her during sex , it just makes things better , I would recommend it to everyone .....

[Bobaloo]

well the first time my wife shaved her's it felt to  us both  like it was a whole new sexual experience , I mean she felt every inch , and felt all of her  during sex , it just makes things better ,  I would recommend it to everyone .....

I recommend it to everyone too. The first time I had sex with his wife after she shaved it really was like a whole new sexual experience.

[Gnappster]

I recommend it to everyone too.  The first time I had sex with his wife after she shaved it really was like a whole new sexual experience.

I'll have to try that out.





I only had sex with his wife BEFORE she shaved.

[ddd35]

I recommend it to everyone too.  The first time I had sex with his wife after she shaved it really was like a whole new sexual experience.

I wondered if you remembered that bob , see everybody it is better that way

[Assfucker]

I'll have to try that out.
I only had sex with his wife BEFORE she shaved.

Oh snap!

[Bobaloo]

I wondered  if you remembered that  bob   ,  see everybody it is better that way

Oh, how could I forget. That was only the craziest sex-filled night of the year. I don't know how you were able to hold that video camera for over three hours straight

[foxy lady]

Oh, how could I forget.  That was only the craziest sex-filled night of the year.  I don't know how you were able to hold that video camera for over three hours straight

I see you were taking the little blue pills again Boo

[Bobaloo]

I see you were taking the little blue pills again Boo

Yeah, but it was only 1 of them. Okay. well, 2. Okay so 4 pills. I mean what's the big deal. I only took like 5 or 6 pills. what's the harm in that. i mean, really. I'm an adult. I can take 8 pills if I need to. is that okay with you? Did you hear something? who's there?

[ontippytoes]

Just Grab a large bowl of warm water, some small scissors, a bar of foo foo smelling soap(her favorite kind), and a razor.

Walk into the bed room with a large towel over your arm and say, "Hey sweety, I would like to try this to see if it will increase your pleasure. I read something about bare skin being more sensitive to touch."

You will only have to do this about 2 or 3 times and she will take over the chore while she bathes or showers. But if you doing it for her gives her a kick, KEEP IT UP!

Other wise the whisker burn you suffer will be your own fault!

Good luck!!

That's a good idea. You can even tell her you read that shaved pussy feels great in the shower...the sensation of the water running down. It's fantastic.

[ddd35]

Oh, how could I forget.  That was only the craziest sex-filled night of the year.  I don't know how you were able to hold that video camera for over three hours straight

well with that much hot action is was fun to watch and video , I hope you didnt mind me pleasuring myself while I watched you work on her hairless ------ ... you stud you

[belicked6924]

well with that much hot action is was fun to watch  and video , I hope you didnt mind  me pleasuring myself while I watched you  work on her hairless ------ ...  you stud you

You were pleasuring yourself while watching Bobaloo? I'm sure he found that very erotic for himself too.

[belicked6924]

Why couldn't you just ask her to clean up the area a little bit, just suggest a trim, not all women like to shave down there, but in my experience a nicely trimmed bush is just as nice.

[thenewguy]

A full shave on a girl is hard to keep up, it grows back fast and needs to be shaved often. So she might not like the extra upkeep. However, trimming is easy witht he buzzers and a small shave right around be lips down there does the same.

my wife is fully shaved and it's amazing, I wish you the best of luck!

[ontippytoes]

A full shave on a girl is hard to keep up, it grows back fast and needs to be shaved often. So she might not like the extra upkeep. However, trimming is easy witht he buzzers and a small shave right around be lips down there does the same.

my wife is fully shaved and it's amazing, I wish you the best of luck!

You're a lucky guy.

It's not difficult to keep the shaved look up. You just shave every day...just like you do the legs and pits.

[numba1fan]

You're a lucky guy.

It's not difficult to keep the shaved look up.  You just shave every day...just like you do the legs and pits.

pefect response from the perfect girl

[ontippytoes]

       
pefect response from the perfect girl

Oh shit... c'mere numba.....you know I wanna get some 'o you!

.....hmmmm, what else?

[evade20]

Oh shit... c'mere numba.....you know I wanna get some 'o you! 

        .....hmmmm, what else?  

You'll have to share with Natalie....and we want photos.