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[COMEDYMAN]

Also need to finish Part two Of HOT and BTS's lotta writng today sometime

[paybarraman]

I see you my Cuban Mamacita!!!

[bondiguy]

Jucy_DD and ALlme....
" I quit, im done...." ALlme said as she sipped her coffee sitting across from Juicy at a small eatery where they usually met for brunches.  " Quit What? I asked as I came to the table.  " Here All me and Strawberry Shortcake  and Juicy a double chocloate fudge cake" I sat the desserts downand Allme took a byte while Juicy ran her finger along the plate and wiped a chocolate streak on her out stretched tongue.  

" the pics and stuff, No one like these!!!" She put the fork down and grabbed her tits over her spetghetti strap light blue top . She wassnt wearing a bra so they sqeezed out of the top of the shirt alot.  I choked on my tea and Juicy patted me on the back. I coughed  " What the hell do ya mean!!?? EVERYONE loves those!!!"

Juicy agreed in that sexy English accent " ooo yes , luv,  I love your pretty boobs"
"you do?" and a sly grin came across ALlme's face.  Allme took a finger full  of whipped cream from her cake and put itnto her mouth. She rolled it on her tongue and looked at Juicy.  " Well.."  she said " I have always loved your sexy body.... I love my big tits , but I love how nicely yours are shaped and your nipples  are very pretty."  I just sat  and realized I had single gupled my tea.  I watched as the two girls continued to dip into their desserts and lick it from their fingers. Then Juicy took some chocolate on her finger and handed it to Allme.  Allme smiled and opened her mouth. Juicy inserted it and Allme closed her lips around her finger and grabbed Juicy's hand. I saw Juicys finger move and I knew Allme was flipping it with her tongue. Allme released her captive  and they both smiled at each other.  

Juicy winked at Allme then looked at me. they both took another swipe from their plate and started toward me with it. I grabbed their respective Hands and held them . I said " Waitaminute.... they need to be closer together" and smiled as I took both of their fingers in my mouth. I sucked their fingers and flipped until it was all gone. 

"ave you ever been with two women COMEDY?" Juicy Asked in the accent which always drove me wild.  " Uhh.. N..no hon I havent?" Allme added " would you like to?"  She took a piece of her cake and shoved it into my mouth. "mmmmph,, Shppure, That  would be nice!!!" I said speaking in cake filled excitement."   the two girls looked at each other and smiled wryly and then looked at me. I glanced back and forth at these two sexpots and said " I'm in trouble arent I?"  Both shook their heads and grabbed my hands.  I paid for the meal and escorted these two lovely ladies out the door... to my doom... possibly... did I care?.... not one fucking bit!!!
( part two  later    )

I have a short attention span..... we need a summary!

[juicy_DD]

mmmmmmmmm   

I have a short attention span..... we need a summary!

no way it's brill you gotta take the time to read its v good

[bondiguy]

Dang!

[COMEDYMAN]

this is gonna take a few i think




We got back to my place... and all three of us sat on the big wraparound couch. We were letting our food settle a bit and I got up and offered the girls a little wine. " Comedyman, sweety, its only 11 am " Allme said. " I guess it is " I looked at my watch and then started to take it off. I looked at Allme and Juicy relaxed and sated with their sugary smiles. " Juicy, let me see how much you like ALLme's breasts." " oooo" Juicy smiled and edged over to Allme while kicking off her shoes. Allme let her shoes drop to the floor also. Juicy Braced her arm on the back of the couch and rested her head while reaching for the top of ALlme's shirt. Allme heaved her chest forward a bit as to meet Juicy hand, Juicy ran her hand along the outside of her top brushing past ALlme's hardening nipples, which poked out firm from the thin material of her top. Juicy dipped her hand into the top of ALLmes shirt and I saw her squeeze Allmes breast. Allme closed her eyes as the strap of her top fell from her shoulder. Juicy took her hand out and pulled the strap further down until her breast was free. ALLme has beautiful big tits and it squeezed out from between Juicys tender but firm grasp.

Allme raised up and let her other strap fall. Juicy took ALlmes top down and exposed both of her tits. Juicy came off the back of the couch and took Allmes tits in her hands. I moved closer and kneeled in front of them. They both glared at me as if to say " not yet" with their eyes. I moved back to a safe distance and took off my shirt. Juicy then turned her attention to Allmes big breasts again and took one her nipples in her mouth. Juicy gave ALlme hard nipples full tongue licks, lip nibbles and hard cheek caving sucks and it Made allme throw her head back and moan. ALLme's hands were exploring Juicys Body as well. Down her arm , along her back. anywhere Allme coud toch While Juicy Licked and sucked ALlmes delcious tits.

Juicy was wearing a nice red top with these canvas shorts that showed her amazing ass off. She stood up and looked at me. " Comedy , baby, come here and help me out of my clothes. I walked to her and stood behind her. ALlme was watching us as well playing with her tits and biting her bottom lip. I took my hands and gave Juicys body and nice once over feel. I could feel her nipples under her shirt feel the softness of her body. I stopped my explore at the base of her top and lifted it up and over her head. The top passed by her hair easily and she stood looking at ALLme. Allme instantly came up to meet Juicy and leaned down and attacked Juicys tits Her lips enveloping Juicy small hard nipples. Flicking them with her tongue. " Comedy, Take off her shorts" Allme ordered. I followed the order with due dilligence. I found the button to the shorts and set it free. I took my hands down the back of her shorts and she wasnt wearing panties. I squeezed her nice ass and used my hands to pull her shorts down to her knees. Juicy Stepped out of them and ran her own hands to her pussy. Allme looked at me and grinned evily. " Comedy, pick her up and hold her. I want to taste her." I knew what she wanted instantly. I backed myself to the wall with Juicy in my grasp and ALLme following. " Juicy was a little concerned but it barely showed in her voice" What.. what ar eyou doing?.." I leaned into the wall. I grabbed Juicy By the back of her Thighs and dead lifted her up. I held her with her back to me and she was using me a elevated chair. She was very light so I could hold her all day like that.

I opened juicys legs a little and she squirmed in my big strong arms " MMMMM, Allme lick me luv I want your mouth down there" ALLme had already made that decision and gave Juicys Pussy an initial tongue swipe. Juicy Lurched in my arms and moaned but I held her tight and ALlme continued licking and sucking Juicys pussy...All i could see was the top half of ALLmes face bordering Juicy Pussy. ALlme was looking up and watching Juicy lay her head back on my shoulder succumbing to her mouth....



( god damn there may have to be a part 3 and 4 to this one !!! )

[juicy_DD]

this is gonna take a few i think
We got back to  my place... and all three of us sat on the big wraparound couch. We were letting our food settle a bit and I got up and offered the girls a little wine.  " Comedyman, sweety, its only 11 am " Allme said.  " I guess it is " I looked at my watch and then started to take it off.  I looked at Allme and Juicy relaxed and sated with their sugary smiles.  " Juicy, let me see how much you like ALLme's breasts."   " oooo" Juicy smiled and edged over to Allme while kicking off her shoes.  Allme let her shoes drop to the floor also.   Juicy Braced her arm on the back of the couch and rested her head while reaching for the top of ALlme's shirt.  Allme heaved her chest forward a bit as to meet Juicy hand,  Juicy ran her hand along the outside of her top brushing past ALlme's hardening nipples, which poked out firm from the thin material of her top.  Juicy dipped her hand into the top of ALLmes shirt and I saw her squeeze Allmes breast. Allme closed her eyes as the strap of her top fell from her shoulder. Juicy took her hand out and pulled the strap further down until her breast was free. ALLme has beautiful big tits and it squeezed out from between Juicys tender but firm grasp. 

Allme raised up and let her other strap fall. Juicy took ALlmes top down and exposed both of her tits.  Juicy came off the back of the couch and took Allmes tits in her hands.  I moved closer and kneeled in front of them. They both glared at me as if to say " not yet" with their eyes. I moved back to a safe distance and took off my shirt.  Juicy then turned her attention to Allmes big breasts again and took one her nipples in her mouth. Juicy gave ALlme hard nipples full tongue licks, lip nibbles and hard cheek caving sucks and it Made allme throw her head back and moan.  ALLme's hands were exploring Juicys Body as well. Down her arm , along her back. anywhere Allme coud toch While Juicy Licked and sucked  ALlmes delcious tits.

Juicy was wearing a nice red top with these canvas shorts that showed her amazing ass off. She stood up and looked at me.  " Comedy , baby, come here and help me out of my clothes.  I walked to her and stood behind her.  ALlme was watching us as well playing with her tits and biting her bottom lip.  I took my hands and gave Juicys body and nice once over feel. I could feel her nipples under her shirt feel the softness of her body. I stopped my explore at the base of her top and lifted it up and over her head. The top passed by her hair easily and she stood looking at ALLme.  Allme instantly came up to meet Juicy and leaned down and attacked Juicys tits  Her lips enveloping Juicy small hard nipples. Flicking them with her tongue. " Comedy, Take off her shorts" Allme ordered. I followed the order with due dilligence. I found the button to the shorts and set it free. I took my hands down the back of her shorts and she wasnt wearing panties.  I squeezed her nice ass and used my hands to pull her shorts down to her knees. Juicy Stepped out of them and ran her own hands to her pussy. Allme  looked at me and grinned evily. " Comedy, pick her up and hold her. I want to taste her." I knew what she wanted instantly. I backed myself to the wall with Juicy in my grasp and ALLme following.  " Juicy was a little concerned but it barely showed in her voice" What.. what ar eyou doing?.." I leaned into the wall. I grabbed Juicy By the back of her Thighs and dead lifted her up. I held her with her back to me and she was using me a elevated chair.  She was very light so I could hold her all day like that.

I opened juicys legs a little and she squirmed in my big strong arms " MMMMM, Allme  lick me luv I want your mouth down there" ALLme had already made that decision and gave Juicys Pussy an initial tongue swipe.  Juicy Lurched in my arms and moaned but I held her tight and ALlme continued licking and sucking Juicys pussy...All i could see was the top half of ALLmes face bordering Juicy Pussy. ALlme was looking up and watching Juicy lay her head back on my shoulder succumbing to her  mouth....
( god damn there may have to be a part 3 and 4 to this one !!!   )

.... there had better be am just gettin started ha cant wait for Allme to read this ha

[bondiguy]

Hey Pay... you getting all this?

[COMEDYMAN]

Ok folks gotta get to work witha boner now LOL

Ill finsih up when I get back this evening

[paybarraman]

Hey Pay... you getting all this?

Yeah..........I thought I had Juicy all to myself and Comedyman goes and muscles in on my action...........

Just cause he's a 6'4' 250lbs former stone mason/club bouncer doesnt mean my 5'10" 180lbs former bartender/current computer jockey couldn't KICK HIS ASS!!!!!!!!

***takes a fighting stance........****

[paybarraman]

Ok folks gotta get to work witha boner now LOL

Ill finsih up when I get back this evening

OH SURE!!!!!!!


RUN AWAY when the P man's ready to WHIP out a can of WHUP ASS!!!!

[Mezrein]

Hey man, I thought I had juicy and hotj to myself. Its not turning out so well though. Oh well, they'll be thinking about my massages for awhile.

[paybarraman]

Hola mamacita!!! Yo stoy "horny"!! Y Tu tambien?

[COMEDYMAN]

OH SURE!!!!!!!
RUN AWAY when the P man's ready to WHIP out a can of WHUP ASS!!!!

Im sorry Pay .. I was scared!!!

[paybarraman]

***takes a fighting stance........****

****Carl Saga-like voice**** "If you will notice, when one takes a traditional fighting stance, if one raises on the balls of ones feet and pivots, it becomes apparent that the "Fight stance" is easily converted to a "flight stance"

****Pay running like mad for his life from the giant stone mason monster that is Comedy*****







Had to try and make it look like I'm a tough guy........ya know Comedy......

[COMEDYMAN]

MUtual of Ohmaha's RMM Kingdom!!!

[paybarraman]

MUtual of Ohmaha's RMM Kingdom!!!

Animal Planet listing: The RMM Pride - A Study of Banter ***British accented voice: "Staying silent and still, we lay back in the bush and observe two of the more dominant males of the RMM pride circling each other.......measuring each others strenghts and weaknesses........Remarkable really when you think about how much these two are competing for........and yet, when the battle is over it is not as if the loser is pushed out of the pride.......No no quite the contrary......events tend to continue forward as if nothing happened at all........" ****

[COMEDYMAN]

Animal Planet listing:  The RMM Pride - A Study of Banter  ***British accented voice:  "Staying silent and still, we lay back in the bush and observe two of the more dominant males of the RMM pride circling each other.......measuring each others strenghts and weaknesses........Remarkable really when you think about how much these two are competing for........and yet, when the battle is over it is not as if the loser is pushed out of the pride.......No no quite the contrary......events tend to continue forward as if nothing happened at all........" ****

Austrailian Croc hunter take...


OI!!! Heeayh at Arrah EMM EMM theyahs a lot of Stroyange creetchahs abaat.

Toyke theh Woilley CAMEDYMAAN... E saats in Woyite for ann Unsuspecting paare ov Bewbies... Than e Pouwnses .. CROIKEY!!!!

[paybarraman]

Austrailian  Croc hunter take...
OI!!!  Heeayh at Arrah EMM EMM  theyahs  a lot of Stroyange creetchahs abaat.

Toyke theh Woilley CAMEDYMAAN...  E saats in Woyite for ann Unsuspecting paare ov Bewbies... Than e Pouwnses .. CROIKEY!!!!

Where's Marlon Perkins when you need him? Isnt he dead? And what was his assistants name again? The guy who kept getting bitten, strangled, etc by the animals???

[COMEDYMAN]

Third and final Part of Juicy/Allme this evening....

Then its off to finish HOTJ/BTS


I see the lovely Brandy below.... Want a story?

[COMEDYMAN]

     
   

Where's Marlon Perkins when you need him?  Isnt he dead?    And what was his assistants name again?  The guy who kept getting bitten, strangled, etc by the animals???

Jack hannah wsnt it .. hes always on Leno and LEtterman

[Brandy]

Third and final Part of Juicy/Allme this evening....

Then its off to finish HOTJ/BTS
I see the lovely Brandy below.... Want a story? 

Sure Sweetie. Love one.
Just reading your posting on this thread. You and Pay are so funny. You guys make my day.

Brandy

[paybarraman]

You and Pay are so funny.   You guys make my day. 

Brandy
 

I wanna use more than my humor to make YOUR day!!!

[Brandy]

I wanna use more than my humor to make YOUR day!!! 

        

Oh you do. Mmmmmm....you do.

[Gnappster]

See I  got the... " here's a cookie clown now go entertain somewhere else" responses 

that's some funny shit cman! probably cuz I can relate...

anyway my current picks would be HotJ and allmebaby

alltime picks would be a tossup between 3 other ladies who sadly no longer post here with any regularity.

[COMEDYMAN]

"Ill Die Happy Soon after"
COMEDY.... could you come here???   I heard as I enterend HOTJ's house... " Hon "I have that order of Taiwanese bamboo ointment you wanted.. took me 3 months to get it.. but your worth it!!!" ... " We're in here COMEDY." " WE'RE???" I thought to myself but managed to say it out loud anyway.

" I'll... be right there"  I walked to the bedroom and opened the door to two giggling voices.   What I saw made me drop the ointment and my jaw.   HOT and BTS were kneeling on the bed topless and in their thongs.... thier mouths were a little red.  I noticed their nipples were hard as well.. Must have been some playtime before I got there.  they looked at me and giggled again as HOT regrabbed one of BTS's tits and sucked her nipple into her mouth.  She made an "mmmm" sound and the nipple suck popped outof her mouth . BTS was eyes closed and head back reeling from HOTJ's assault on her delicious tits. BTS raised her arms and covered her head and looked at me with a come hither stare as HOT licked and sucked her big tits...

I looked behind me and back to them.   BTS then stopped HOT and held HOT's arms down to her side. HOTJ arched her back and made her tits hit BTS in the face, which she quickly eveloped a nipple in her mouth.  HOT let out a moan and threw her head back... BTS sucked and nibbled the nipple very hard which made HOT shudder.  she quit sucking and both looked at me....
(sorry I started jerking off  at this point Ill finish it if yall want )

... I stopped cold at the wonders I had just witnessed.. These two amazing women touching and kissing each other. BTS motioned for me to come closer. I do not even think my legs were moving and yet I was getting closer to them both. " What do you want us to do now, COMEDY?" she asked as she grabbed her huge tits in her hands and gave them a squeeze. My shock quickly gave way to a quicksliver lust and my eyes drew down in a almost diabolic delight.

" Take off HOT's panties BTS" . " Mmmm" she breathed " thats just what I wanted to do " BTS slowly egded closer to HOTJ's kneeling body and leaned her back by forcing her mammoth tits across HOTJ's. BTS kissed HOTJ's pouting lips as she leaned ever more into her. HOTJ adjusted her legs as she got to her back. NOw BTS was on top of HOTJ. HOT raised her arms to embrace BTS but BTS stopped and grabbed them in her hands. She took HOTS arms and layed them on the bed pinnning them there. BTS then KIssed HOTJ again on the lips . This was no light peck. BTS went deep open mouthed and HOTJ responded with equal force, their cheeks being poked by the other's tongues.

BTS kissed down HOT's chin and then to her neck. HOT was heaving and writhing in apparent extacy. BTS got to HOTJs tits and sucked on them some more. Still holding HOTS arms down. She nibbled and sucked HOT nipples hard pulling them up with her lips and letting them go to jiggle back into place. BTS let go of HOTs arms and ran her hands down her body following her head which was kissing down HOTS belly. BTS got to HOTS panties. HOT had spread her legs a little but BTS took HOTS thighs in her hands and spread her legs to their fullest stretch. BTS looked at me and smiled.. and let her tongue out of mouth and turned it towards HOTJs pussy. HOT raised her hips up trying to meet BTS tongue but BTS buried her face onto the top of HOTS panties and moved her head around. HOT Moaned and spread her legs even wider for BTS's tongue. Hot moved one of her hands to BTS head and grabbed the edge of her panties. She pulled it to one side and reveald her beautiful pink pussy to BTS.

BTS tongue wasted no time flitting all around the newly exposed pussy ... BTS took her fingers and spread HOTs pussy lips open and took her tongue and gave HOTS pussy a nice deep kiss.... It was more than HOT could stand she arched her back upward. Her hand motioned for me and I came to her. " Suck my tits, COMEDY" she almost begged . AS I knelt down to grab one of HOTS amazing tits BTS quickly removed HOTS panties.... then her own. She then returned to HOTS wet pussy flicking her clit with her tongue. I leaned my head to HOT's tits and grabbed the furthest one away in my hand while enveloping the other nipple in my mouth. ......


Fuck me..... THIS WILL BE a multi parter !!!!

[Gnappster]

letters to penthouse got nuthin on you guys!

[bts34e]

... I stopped cold at the wonders I had just witnessed.. These two amazing women touching and kissing each other.  BTS motioned for me to come closer.  I do not even think my legs were moving and yet I was getting closer to them both.  " What do you want us to do now, COMEDY?" she asked as she grabbed her huge tits in her hands and gave them a squeeze.  My shock quickly gave way to a quicksliver lust and my eyes drew down in a almost diabolic delight. 

" Take off HOT's panties BTS" .  " Mmmm"  she breathed " thats just what I wanted to do "  BTS slowly egded closer to HOTJ's kneeling body and leaned her back by forcing her mammoth tits across HOTJ's.  BTS kissed HOTJ's pouting lips as she leaned ever more into her. HOTJ adjusted her legs as she got to her back.  NOw BTS was on top of HOTJ.  HOT raised her arms to embrace BTS but BTS stopped and grabbed them in her hands.  She took HOTS arms and layed them on the bed pinnning them there.  BTS then KIssed HOTJ again on the lips . This was no light peck. BTS went deep open mouthed and HOTJ responded with equal force, their cheeks being poked by the other's tongues.

BTS kissed down HOT's chin and then to her neck. HOT was heaving and writhing in apparent extacy.  BTS got to HOTJs tits and sucked on them some more. Still holding HOTS arms down.  She nibbled and sucked HOT nipples hard pulling them up with her lips and letting them go to jiggle back into place. BTS let go of HOTs arms and ran her hands down her body following her head which was kissing down HOTS belly.  BTS got to HOTS panties.  HOT had spread her legs a little but BTS took HOTS thighs in her hands and spread her legs to their fullest stretch.  BTS looked at me  and smiled.. and let her tongue out of mouth and turned it towards HOTJs pussy.   HOT raised her hips up trying to meet BTS tongue but BTS buried her face onto the top of HOTS panties and moved her head around.  HOT Moaned and spread her legs even wider for BTS's tongue.  Hot moved one of her hands to BTS head and grabbed the edge of her panties.   She pulled it to one side and reveald her beautiful pink pussy to BTS.

BTS tongue wasted no time flitting all around the newly exposed pussy ... BTS took her fingers and spread HOTs pussy lips open and took her tongue and gave HOTS pussy a nice deep kiss.... It was more than HOT could stand she arched her back upward.  Her hand motioned for me and I came to her. " Suck my tits, COMEDY" she almost begged .  AS I knelt down to grab one of HOTS amazing tits BTS quickly removed HOTS panties.... then her own. She then returned to HOTS wet pussy flicking her clit with her tongue.  I leaned my head to HOT's tits and grabbed the furthest one away in my hand while enveloping the other nipple in my mouth.  ......
Fuck me.....   THIS WILL BE a multi parter !!!!

Jeez comedy I think you should write sex novels!!!

[COMEDYMAN]

Jeez comedy I think you should write sex novels!!!

Glad ya like

[titty man]

The two girls that I would choose would be Juicy & Jade and the place would have to be the shower. Juicy has one hell of a body and everytime I see those breasts I just wish I could squeeze and play with them. Jade has hot body and perfectly shaped boobs. Also I think it would be hell of a lot of fun with them in that shower after seeing both of their recent shower pics!!!