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[COMEDYMAN]

I may have to step down on my Moderation duties due to the fact I can hardly find the time to pop on and check things out like I want to anymore....


So...


State why YOU would make a good moderator to this site... and I will make the suggestion to johnfreak who I think will be a good mod. I already have a couple of folks in mind already but audition for this part anyway

[Gnappster]

I may have to step down on my Moderation duties due to the fact I can hardly find the time to pop on and check things out like I want to anymore....
So...
State why YOU would make a good moderator to this site... and I will make the suggestion to johnfreak who I think will be a good mod.  I already have a couple of folks in mind already but audition for this part anyway

hmmmm...qualities that would make me a good moderator?? well, it takes me a long time to learn anything, I'm kind of a goof-off...stuff starts disappearing from the office.

But if you're looking for someone who is here way to much monday to friday, 9 to 5, I'm the man.

[Gnappster]

I forgot to ask, what does this job pay?

[evade20]

I forgot to ask, what does this job pay?

Maybe "Pay" should apply!?

[COMEDYMAN]

The Pay.... Not a god damn thing


The Power is its own payment

[paybarraman]

Maybe "Pay" should apply!?

Short of Puppet and the Freak I have the lowest member number here. Which basically means I forgot exactly when I actually joined the site.

That's all I got C-Man.

[Bobaloo]

I may have to step down on my Moderation duties due to the fact I can hardly find the time to pop on and check things out like I want to anymore....
So...
State why YOU would make a good moderator to this site... and I will make the suggestion to johnfreak who I think will be a good mod.  I already have a couple of folks in mind already but audition for this part anyway

I have nothing good to offer other than my fondness of boobs and power. But I'd love to have the job just so my name could be right next to BTS's when you click on that moderators link.

or perhaps a team moderating effort could be in order. among Gnappy, Bondi, and myself, the three of us could really keep everyone here in line. And I'd be more than happy to look at raw video footage before editing a vid for someone.

While anyone serious about applying for the "job" should refrain from including a simpsons reference in the application, all the potential scenarios kind of remind me of when Marge works as a police officer and Homer parks across 3 handicapped parking spaces, you know, when she asks him to move the car and he just makes fun of her and then takes her hat. She then slaps the handcuffs on him to arrest him and he says something like, honey, save that for the bedroom or something like that.

seriously, though. I dont' know who you have in mind, but if you're in a jam, I could help ya out. I'm here enough so if there's something that needs to be addressed, I can get to it fairly quick. I hope your wanting to step down doesn't mean you won't be stopping by anymore.

anyway, yes, CM, I think we should recognize every wednesday as Bobaloo day. Thanks for proposing the idea.

[closeup]

I'd be the worst choice possible. Until last year, I thought "computer" began with a "K".

[Bobaloo]

I'd be the worst choice possible. Until last year, I thought "computer" began with a "K".

now that was funny!!!

Can you imagine if closeup was a board mod. We'd have like 37 moderators and not one single thread would get merged around here.

[closeup]

now that was funny!!!

Can you imagine if closeup was a board mod.  We'd have like 37 moderators and not one single thread would get merged around here.

It's not that I wouldn't have good ideas, I just wouldn't know what to do with them. Here's an idea: If a woman posts a picture, her post count goes up by 10. If a guy posts a picture of his dick, his post count drops 1000. A little incentive and disincentive scheme to liven things up.

[Gnappster]

While anyone serious about applying for the "job" should refrain from including a simpsons reference in the application,

I included 2

[ddd35]

hmmmm...qualities that would make me a good moderator?? well, it takes me a long time to learn anything, I'm kind of a goof-off...stuff starts disappearing from the office.

But if you're looking for someone who is here way to much monday to friday, 9 to 5, I'm the man. 

and spotted

[hott1976]

not me either...i know nothing about computers and "Rate my Melons Board moderator" wouldn't look to good on my teacher resume'.

[Bobaloo]

not me either...i know nothing about computers and "Rate my Melons Board moderator" wouldn't look to good on my teacher resume'. 

however, I bet you would look damn good on your résumé

[Bobaloo]

CM, I have another question. If I were to get the mod job, would you be knighting me? I've always wanted to be called Sir Bobaloo.

[hott1976]

yeah but if we were to actually call you that you may not respond.

[bondiguy]

hmmmm...qualities that would make me a good moderator?? well, it takes me a long time to learn anything, I'm kind of a goof-off...stuff starts disappearing from the office.

But if you're looking for someone who is here way to much monday to friday, 9 to 5, I'm the man. 

Haha spotted

not me either...i know nothing about computers and "Rate my Melons Board moderator" wouldn't look to good on my teacher resume'. 

Resume... It still sounds strange to me

[bondiguy]

In all seriousness, I asked Freak about a year ago but at the time another mod was not needed.

I'd love to take over duties as I am pretty much here 5-6 days a week and most people know who I am due to my ridiculosuly high post count. I have been a Mod on other sites and yeah, i could walk into the position.

Aside from that, if I am not chosen I hope Gnappy, Pay or Bob get the nod

p.s I love Boobs!

[ddd35]

not me either...i know nothing about computers and "Rate my Melons Board moderator" wouldn't look to good on my teacher resume'. 

I think putting you on a desk naked would be the best resume .. just hope you dont teach elem. kids ..

[ddd35]

I think you should pick BOanna , she has a tendency to put the boys in line , and she doesnt take the crap that some dish out , and she works on computers for a living ... shes got my vote ... and besides she has a great body to show as well ..

[Bobaloo]

In all seriousness, I asked Freak about a year ago but at the time another mod was not needed.

I'd love to take over duties as I am pretty much here 5-6 days a week and most people know who I am due to my ridiculosuly high post count. I have been a Mod on other sites and yeah, i could walk into the position.

Aside from that, if I am not chosen I hope Gnappy, Pay or Bob get the nod

p.s I love Boobs!

I think all 4 of us, with our differing time zones, could cover this place around the clock.

[ddd35]

I think all 4 of us, with our differing time zones, could cover this place around the clock.

scary very scary !

[closeup]

In all seriousness, I asked Freak about a year ago but at the time another mod was not needed.

I'd love to take over duties as I am pretty much here 5-6 days a week and most people know who I am due to my ridiculosuly high post count. I have been a Mod on other sites and yeah, i could walk into the position.

Aside from that, if I am not chosen I hope Gnappy, Pay or Bob get the nod

p.s I love Boobs!

I'll just go sit in the corner by myself now.

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[Bobaloo]

I'll just go sit in the corner by myself now.

why dont' you invite closeup 2-9 to hang out in the corner with you?

[Gnappster]

I think all 4 of us, with our differing time zones, could cover this place around the clock.

and then some

[closeup]

why dont' you invite closeup 2-9 to hang out in the corner with you?

Let's leave my imaginary friends out of this.

[Gnappster]

why dont' you invite closeup 2-9 to hang out in the corner with you?

haha
that got me thinking of the multiple Homer analogy, which in turn got me thinking of the Flintstones episode wher some alien (not Gazoo) landed and made all these replicas of Fred, and they would go around and cause shit all the while shouting YABBA - DABBA - DO! in a halted robotic voice. Damn that was funny- one of my all time favs! I'll go take another hit off the bong now.

That is all.

[closeup]

haha
that got me thinking of the multiple Homer analogy, which in turn got me thinking of the Flintstones episode wher some alien (not Gazoo) landed and made all these replicas of Fred, and they would go around and cause shit all the while shouting YABBA - DABBA - DO! in a halted robotic voice. Damn that was funny- one of my all time favs! I'll go take another hit off the bong now.

That is all.

That was also a very funny "Calvin & Hobbes" running joke. Calvin duplicated himself to get out of doing chores and homework. Naturally, it doesn't work out as he planned and hilarity ensues.

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[Gnappster]

That was also a very funny "Calvin & Hobbes" running joke. Calvin duplicated himself to get out of doing chores and homework. Naturally, it doesn't work out as he planned and hilarity ensues.

a great comic that died before its time.

[Bobaloo]

a great comic that died before its time.

are you talking about Chris Farley or John Belushi