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post Jan 13 2006, 02:12 AM
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After many years of enjoyably fucking myself, I am sick of it. I Haven't been able to jerk off to porn for years now since all I think about is work when I see porn, which wasn't that big of a deal since I can just jerk off and relive all those memorable past hot fucking moments. Now that barely works anymore no matter how many of the ex GF's I toss in the room with cock.

I am sick of my plastic pahgynah's I been fucking, gone through a couple of em now and they get boring, and it takes me 20 or 30 minutes to get off on my own which is ridiculous for a guy jerking off, guys know what I mean.

WTF am I gonna do?

It takes me forever to get off with a girl which is not that big of a deal since it all feels good, but wacking off is just boring.

k, I'm not really looking for advice, I'm just venting. jerkit.gif


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post Jan 13 2006, 02:14 AM
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damn..i do NOT envy being you...lol


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post Jan 13 2006, 02:19 AM
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QUOTE(Narazbad @ Jan 13 2006, 03:14 AM)
damn..i do NOT envy being you...lol
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I know, right? And I'm single ATM too, so it really sucks. bang.gif


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post Jan 13 2006, 02:22 AM
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im sorry john...i really am. that fucking SUCKS hard...wish i knew a way to help....but im not that open minded, sorry! tongue.gif

maybe bondi could lend a "helping hand" ?


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post Jan 13 2006, 02:24 AM
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QUOTE(Narazbad @ Jan 13 2006, 03:22 AM)


maybe bondi could lend a "helping hand" ?
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while you watched? love-smiley-077.gif


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post Jan 13 2006, 02:26 AM
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QUOTE(johnfreak @ Jan 13 2006, 01:12 AM)
WTF am I gonna do?
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it sounds like all that's left is to kill yourself... i can't imagine life is fun anymore tongue.gif


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post Jan 13 2006, 02:26 AM
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aah! bastard! even freeks on my ass now! lol


oh god im leaving myself open on this one..tongue.gif


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post Jan 13 2006, 02:27 AM
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Naraz... first of all, why must u constantly drag me into your sexual fantasies? I said NO once... i won't change my mind! tongue.gif

Secondly freak... I believe porn is like violent movies/video games... you watch enough of the stuff you become de sensitized and you may need to get into some sort of fetish or hardcore stuff to get your rocks off


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post Jan 13 2006, 02:28 AM
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QUOTE(jrock8 @ Jan 13 2006, 03:26 AM)
it sounds like all that's left is to kill yourself... i can't imagine life is fun anymore tongue.gif
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yeah, gave up drugs (mostly) and drinking (mostly), all I had left was smoking and jerking off confused-smiley-013.gif


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post Jan 13 2006, 02:28 AM
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go back to drinking? maybe sex on the beach tongue.gif


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post Jan 13 2006, 02:28 AM
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QUOTE(Narazbad @ Jan 13 2006, 03:26 AM)
aah! bastard! even freeks on my ass now! lol
oh god im leaving myself open on this one..tongue.gif
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haha, I won't even go there, it's implied though. (fag) nah.gif


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post Jan 13 2006, 02:30 AM
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your the one whos there freek....muwahhahaha


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post Jan 13 2006, 02:31 AM
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QUOTE(bondiguy @ Jan 13 2006, 03:27 AM)

Secondly freak... I believe porn is like violent movies/video games... you watch enough of the stuff you become de sensitized and you may need to get into some sort of fetish or hardcore stuff to get your rocks off
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ehh, the shit I've worked on and seen, there's nothing left. Think I am going to start exploring the wonderful world of escorts.. once in a while I get a boner when I'm behind the camera and the girls doing a masturbation show.

Too bad it's gonna cost me $200 everytime I wanna pull the pud tongue.gif


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post Jan 13 2006, 02:33 AM
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QUOTE(Narazbad @ Jan 13 2006, 03:30 AM)
your the one whos there freek....muwahhahaha
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ehh, I just like freaking people out.. I can't even do a threesome (2 guys 1 girl), I'm 100% homophobic, so I'm secure in my lust for women. wait, that doesn't make sense.


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post Jan 13 2006, 02:35 AM
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QUOTE(johnfreak @ Jan 13 2006, 02:31 AM)
ehh, the shit I've worked on and seen, there's nothing left.  Think I am going to start exploring the wonderful world of escorts.. once in a while I get a boner when I'm behind the camera and the girls doing a masturbation show.

Too bad it's gonna cost me $200 everytime I wanna pull the pud  tongue.gif
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So you are like Jacqain Phoenix in 8mm?


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post Jan 13 2006, 02:35 AM
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lol...does ANYTHING you say make sense?


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QUOTE(bondiguy @ Jan 13 2006, 01:27 AM)
Naraz... first of all, why must u constantly drag me into your sexual fantasies? I said NO once... i won't change my mind!  tongue.gif

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maybe b/c you said "yes" a dozen times before that one time you told him no? confused-smiley-013.gif smilio04.gif


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post Jan 13 2006, 02:38 AM
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QUOTE(jrock8 @ Jan 13 2006, 02:35 AM)
maybe b/c you said "yes" a dozen times before that one time you told him no?  confused-smiley-013.gif  smilio04.gif
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Hey... I was young and Naive! haha

and Naz... the 8mm reference is a film about snuff movies, have you not seen it?


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post Jan 13 2006, 02:42 AM
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i remember the movie but it didnt interest me enough to go see it


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post Jan 13 2006, 02:47 AM
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QUOTE(Narazbad @ Jan 13 2006, 02:42 AM)
i remember the movie but it didnt interest me enough to go see it
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Dude... great film!


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post Jan 13 2006, 02:49 AM
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aah..so is american beauty


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post Jan 13 2006, 02:50 AM
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QUOTE(Narazbad @ Jan 13 2006, 02:49 AM)
aah..so is american beauty
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aslo a great movie..... however, is that going to fix freak's problem? eh Mena Survari is kinda hot


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post Jan 13 2006, 02:51 AM
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i was thinking more of the man behind the camera reference....




you know how hard it is to keep out-whoring you two bitches?


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post Jan 13 2006, 03:07 AM
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QUOTE(Narazbad @ Jan 13 2006, 02:51 AM)
you know how HARD it is to keep out-whoring you two bitches?
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i didn't know posting on the forums aroused you so much!


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oh yes...it does! dont you know thats why im always around??


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oh yes...it does! dont you know thats why im always around??
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John I feel for ya buddy...

But considering my lack of pussy, if I EVER reach this point....

I would expect my boys here to just put me outta my misery. Cause If I couldnt at least get myself off then what would the point of anything be?


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Freak the next logical step is to begin killing prostites laughing-smiley-017.gif


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