Blood doesnt bother me at all. The others yes. LOL

If blood bothered me I would be in a heap of trouble I have always suffered with nose bleeds with the slightest weather changes and now my sons do as well. Have gotten so scared for them cause they will get them in there sleep.

Hate to beat a dead horse (OK so I love to beat a dead horse), but what if there is snot in the blood from the nose bleed, then is it a problem?

The only time I remember peeing in the shower was when an old boyfriend and I were showering together and he took me from behind. When we were done he colapplsed on the shower floor and asked me to stand over him (straddling him from above) and asked me to pee on him. At first I thought it was wierd, but as I watched the stream hit him on his privates I worked it up to his face, it REALLY turned me on! After that I couldn't wait to get out of the shower and into the bedroom to have anoyher go at it. Just thinking about it while making love gives me a great orgasm to this day.

I have never seen that happen.

But blood will start to clot and allthough it is gross it doesnt gross me out.

what about spit....if it's really watery?

Well I have to swap spit when I french Kiss not a fan of it but I do it.


If someone spit on me I would sock them without event hinking about it but not so much cause it grossed me out more so gross and disrespectful. I hope your taking notes Gnappy so I dont have to re write any of this LOL>

I peed in the shower today. Just thought you all shoud know.

I WAS going to pee in the shower this morning, but then got to thinking that it is a little disgusting.

So I went in the sink instead.

I've peed in the sink before. I'm all about saving water

I caught my dad peeing in the sink before it was the most disgusting and horrific thing I ever saw concerning my Dad.


That and the porno I found of him and my step mom.

That first part probably explains a lot regarding your repulsion of body fluids.

And regarding the porno, did you watch the whole thing?
And, more importantly, are you going to post it here?

It probably does I was mortified he was watching the race and didnt hear the garage open when I got home and he was to lazy to go upstairs to pee I guess so he went in the kitchen sink I walked in on it SICK.



Anyway the porno I was like 11 and he went to pick up my mom from the airport and when my sis and I walked in the room to watch a movie he hid it real quick so of course we were like hmmm what was that, and we stuck it in and it took us a few minutes to even realize it was my parents room and them than we hearad the car pull up the airport was only 5 mins away so we went to put it away real quick and we accidently hit record so we know the tv recorded over a minute of it and we hid it back and nothing more was ever said.


I doubt my parents would of came to us to ask how there was a goofup on there porno.

It's not that I don't believe you, but I don't follow.
If he went to the airport to pick up your mom, how was he in the room when you went to watch a movie. And if he hid the tape, how did you find it? And you saw 2 people going at it on tape but you recognized the room before the people starring in it?

LOL here let me break it down.


I was like 11, Sis was about 13, we had never seen a porno before we had seen a lot in real life via my mom (real mom) but not like porn on TV.

Ok so anyway My dad was going to the airport to pick up my step mom, we were allowed to go in there room to watch a movie, the VCR was in there room.

When we were getting the movie and went into the room he was getting ready to leave than when my sister went to put the movie in he was like HOLD ON than he took a tape out and shoved it in his drawer. Not really hid it but it was odd enough for us to be like HMMMMMMMMMMM


SO when we stuck the tape in she was sucking him off him laying there and her not really seeing her face and we sat there I think in shock for a moment and was focused just on that part until the cat our cat jumped on the bed during them making the tape and it was like it hit us than my sis was looked at the bed we were at the time sitting on and we were like OMG than we sat in shock for maybe a min or two who knows things I am sure seem so much longer than they really are when you are a kid.

Does that make more sense than me just summarizing the events in a few lines LOL

Wow they were really into some kinky shit!

or

A man can never have too much pussy

HAHA I think the cat just more so got in the way.

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hahahaha, it's a good thing you posted this Daine cause' I thought Bob was off his rocker thinking a blowjob video was kinky shit!

No No that would be me

Are you still using a monochrome monitor??? I made red the text I was referring to.

Or do I chalk that up to yet another person who doesn't really READ my posts?

Your right hun I didn't pay attention. But I'll be the first to admit I'm an airhead.

i've peed in the shower before..so what.

me 2 but i try to keep it in the toilet

Diane, diane, diane, your posts always raise more questions haha.
What is this real life porn your real mom exposed you to?
Your dad put the video in a drawer in plain site thinking you wouldn't watch it. He either knew nothing about kids or secretly wanted people to see it.
That whole cat thing is way out there. Their claws are murder on those happy pink parts (or so I would imagine).
And finally, was there a good moneyshot at the end?

That is all®




You pee in the shower but you try to get it in the toilet? You must have good aim!

Damn, you have a good aim and one hell of a spout! My shower is a bit more than meter from my toilet. If I stood in the shower and tried to pee in the toilet, I'd get it all over the floor, the seat I forgot to raise before I started my shower, and the tank.

I'll just stick to peeing in the shower when I'm in the shower.

Real life porn means ummm shit we saw in real life, different men coming and going in our home her walking around naked with men there we didnt know I hated that the most. Her leaving late at night in barely no clothes cause she was hooking.

Drugs. The whole shabang. My barbies were having affairs when I was like 7. THat is what I was exposed to.

The cat was not part of the movie. The cat just happened to hop up on the bed during it nothing kinky with the cat.

And my dad was clueless about kids it was always so easy to pull one over on him my step mom for never having kids is the one that always knew when we were up to something. When my dad hurry and put it in the drawer it was like he forgot it was in there until we went to put our movie in and than he remembered so he just took it out real quick and shoved it in the drawer.

Not sure about the end we only saw a few mins of it if that like I said when your a kid I dont think you have a concept of time it seemed like a while but I doubt it was.

The movie we were gonna watch was coming to america BTW I remember that.


Anything else you want me to clear up to the point it leads to more questions??

Ouch, that's be rough for any person to deal, let alone a kid.



Don't ya hate when yer pets stare at you while having sex?



Great movie!

Yeah it was hard and it fucked me up on my values and such in my teen years, thankfully I had a step mom that is the best mom I could have asked for.


What I hate more is when the husband would have me at the end of the bed and my ass would be hanging off a bit while we are going at it and my cat would jump up from under the bed and attack my ass. OUCH that shit hurts or it would attatck my husbands feet.

One of the best movies ever.

The royal penis is clean.

Do I pee in the shower?



Only if neccessary

do you have sex with your bathers? I know I do.