Classically trained pianist. Not a performer. Just years and years of Beethoven, Mozart, Chopin....

Took me so long to register, I forgot what I was going to post, damn it.

I don't have any




I did sign up for a piano class at school though.

I play the guitar and sing in a "garage band".

I write music and lyrics among other things. Poetry, shirt films etc

Are shirt films like porn? Or just smuggle a camera into clothing stores and film the shirts on the rails still?

Also I play bass, too many strings on real guitars for me, although I have upgraded to 5 instead of 4 strings now.

You owe it to your fan club to provide samples. There obviously are several women on this board that like to hear the sound of your voice.

(and no I'm not one of them...the women, I mean )

You go dude.

Thanks for joining RMM. Nice first pic, too!

Nonsense, Diane.

You have the gift of Blarney. Being a good conversationalist is really a talent. You go girl.

Origin
Blar·ney (blärn)

A village of southern Ireland near Cork. Blarney Castle (dating from the 15th century) is the site of the Blarney Stone, said to impart powers of eloquence and persuasion.

I can Juggle

I've had formal training in acting, dance, and modeling. I have degrees in business, art, and marketing. But my artwork is the closest to my heart. I currently have a pinup/fantasy collection doing very well in galleries accross the country. Here's some small examples.

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Nice work, Lynette! Oh, if we're going to open it up like this: I have degrees in journalism, economics, and information systems. I have about half a graduate degree in telecommunications management.

I'm a great technical illustrator and my work is at IBM, Qwest, General Dynamics, BlueCross/BlueShield, Discovery Channel, PriceWaterhouseCoopers, Hewlett-Packard, Black & Decker, the U.S. Government, and about 10 different hospitals. That's just a partial list. Also, that activity is not my main job, it's just one of the one's I enjoy the most. Usually, I manage complicated IT pre-sales and post-implementation processes.

I've written for publication. I've also presented a scholarly paper (operations-support and integration) in Bondi's neck of the woods.

However, my ability to find the latest photos of naked celebrities is my proudest skill!!!

I trump all of you I have a degree in titology, arguing, momology, and BS in sexology!!!!




Lynett wow it is so amamzing how you have gone and done so much and had so many degrees and are only 25!!!

Were you one of those Dougie Howser MD type kids starting college at 13???

I can hammer a six-inch spike through a board with my penis

can you do this?

You go Diane!

As long as you were there to exite me.

I could do that all day long if you were the cue ball, Allme.

Parenthtical: Strange, before I saw this post, I just made a Popeye reference in another thread. i think Allme and I are somehow connected.

Would people look at me wierd if I said I can

Naah! Just use that vibrator that your hubby was scared of...

I can find a Simpsons quote for most any situation.

Oh nevermind, I thought that said USELESS talents

It is, however, a talent of which I am jealous. I thought I was a major simpsons fan till I started coming around here. I also thought I was rather Internet and computer savvy. You have mad crazy skills. And you're fast about it too. Where do you get your simpsons pics from??? I've done lame quickie searches and come up with too much garbage to sift through.

Also, which is the episode where homer gets the hogie from the company picnic and then takes it home and continually eats it throughout the episode. He even hides it behind the radiator. i was laughing my ass off the first time it ever aired and I've never seen it since. Know what one I'm talking about??

Homer seem to do that a lot with food. i.e. The big deep fried caramel,cotton candy ball.

Belly... button... going... from innie... to... outie...

(If I had Gnappy's skills, I'd post the pic of the transformation of his innie --> outie)

awww shucks
I know most of the episodes and quotes but for longer stuff and pics I'll give away a couple secrets, cuz no one else probably cares anyway haha.
For quotes use snpp.com (springfield nuclear power plant) and use the search function at the bottom. For almost any pic you could ever need go to homerize.com, then go to framegrabs, find the episode you want and voila!

The episode you're thinking of is where Homer can't take the kids to Duff Gardens cuz he gets food poisoning.
A classic quote from that episode:
Homer: Marge, I'd like to be alone with the sandwich for a moment.
Marge: Are you going to eat it?
Homer: ........ Yes

Have I stumped Gnappy on Simpsons Trivia???

I'll see if I can use your link to find the frame. Give me a moment.

Here it is...

Bellybutton going from innie to outie. It's from the one where he's a food critic and they have the food thing at the end. they plan to blow him up with the eclair. At one point he's overstuffed and his bellybutton pops out.

WOW!!! Impressive. But, can you draw boobs? LOL!

Okay. I'm an idiot. I totally misread Natalie's post. I don't know what I was thinking. I can now see why you were

I guess my only talent is that I have an aptitude for languages. I took German for three years in school and I graduated from 13 years in french immersion. That basically means that I learned everything in french..math,science,social studies ect...I had an english grammar class and that was it until jr.high and even then things like business ed and the like were taught in french. Once you hit jr. high you slowly got more and more english classes so that by grade12 you only had french class. I graduated with a university credit because of it. I would love to learn more German and have always wanted to learn Spanish or Italian. I guess learning Polish would be nice too seeing as I'm half-polish. I don't know why my dad never taught my sister and I.