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bondiguy |
Oct 3 2007, 06:25 AM
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I don't suffer FOOLS
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QUOTE(baby21 @ Oct 3 2007, 05:58 PM) Well... I could go for the latter, but I heard from Gnappy that you're a cheap tipper. I tip higher for better ass, Gnappy's is kinda hairy
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bondiguy |
Oct 4 2007, 12:49 AM
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QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Oct 4 2007, 01:20 AM) Hilarious and disturbing all at the same time. or as evade would say: ... ... He says it best when he says nothing at all QUOTE(baby21 @ Oct 4 2007, 06:09 AM) Gnappy also said you tried to run your credit card up his crack... he's still complaining about that one. I mite have a better ass than Gnappy... but I've been told I have a better rack. Does that still count? Well we live in a cashless society... and rack counts for double the ass
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closeup |
Nov 12 2007, 02:21 AM
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Here's the scene, I'm sitting in a pool hall watching Indy lose to San Diego. It's about 10:30pm and it seems everyone is pretty mellow. This blond chick comes up to the bar and stands right beside me. I can tell she's pretty drunk but she's not slurring or stumbling around. Just drunk enough to be noticeable and sort of obnoxious. Anyway, she's giving the bartender a load of shit, while at the same time rubbing up against me. Now, I'm pretty good friends with the bartender, so I sort of pull away from her pressing against me and start siding with the bartender. It gets to the point where the bartender(who's maybe 5'3", 120lbs) tells this woman that she has to leave. This really pisses off the woman, who turns to me and starts to try to recruit me into her side of the argument. I'm not gonna side with her drunk ass in a million years and tell her so. She picks up her wine glass and throws the wine at the bartender who's standing maybe two feet in front of her. 3/4 of a glass right in the face. Then she runs out before any of the bouncers can get upstairs. I probably could have caught her if I gave chase, but she had a pretty good head-start down the stairs before I even realized what happened. As pissed as the bartender was, and she was pretty pissed, I told her that if that drunk chick would have splashed wine all over my leather jacket, I would have throttled her. It just as easily could have been me. But the difference would have been I'd have chased that drunken broad till I caught her. Both the bartender and I will certainly recognize her if she ever comes back.
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bondiguy |
Nov 15 2007, 01:51 AM
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My Rant:
Every year around this time Sydney plays hosts to dozens of whales making their way to Antarctica for the Southern Hemishpere summer. Thousands make the journey by dozens come very close to shore, and some make it all the way into our harbour on their wway down and put on a spectacle for Sydneysiders... and as a city we love them.
It is also about this time the Japanese set sail for Antarctic waters to harpoon and kill these beautiful creatures. Isn't whaling illegal you ask? Why yes it is, but one nation (Japan) do so under the "research" banner. I am not sure what more they could learn from killing thousands of these creatures but they do it every year and they are asking for their allowed quota to be lifted!
Is it a coincidence that whlae meat is considered quite a delicacy in Japan, or am I being cynical?
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Bondi Approved I look like you wanna look, I fuck like you wanna fuck. I am smart, capable and, most importantly, I'm free in all the ways that you are not.
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misschickie |
Nov 15 2007, 03:39 AM
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MISCHIEF.MAYHEM.SOAP
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QUOTE(bondiguy @ Nov 14 2007, 10:51 PM) My Rant: Every year around this time Sydney plays hosts to dozens of whales making their way to Antarctica for the Southern Hemishpere summer. Thousands make the journey by dozens come very close to shore, and some make it all the way into our harbour on their wway down and put on a spectacle for Sydneysiders... and as a city we love them. It is also about this time the Japanese set sail for Antarctic waters to harpoon and kill these beautiful creatures. Isn't whaling illegal you ask? Why yes it is, but one nation (Japan) do so under the "research" banner. I am not sure what more they could learn from killing thousands of these creatures but they do it every year and they are asking for their allowed quota to be lifted! Is it a coincidence that whlae meat is considered quite a delicacy in Japan, or am I being cynical? That is a completely depressing rant...
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bondiguy |
Nov 15 2007, 03:54 AM
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QUOTE(misschickie @ Nov 15 2007, 06:53 PM) Wow, what a site...and so close to the city...that really would be a terrible thing to lose. Yeah that IS a spectacular pic... that was last season if I remember correctly... we get them going down and then again going back up in our winter
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bondiguy |
Nov 15 2007, 06:36 AM
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QUOTE(misschickie @ Nov 15 2007, 07:14 PM) Nice...what an amazing thing to see We actually have a similar problem here, except that it is 1st Nations people whaling, but they do it for "cultural reasons", they don't take many...but then again, we don't have many... Explain further... what is 1st nations?
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misschickie |
Nov 19 2007, 08:41 PM
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MISCHIEF.MAYHEM.SOAP
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QUOTE(closeup @ Nov 16 2007, 09:06 PM) QUOTE(bondiguy @ Nov 18 2007, 09:33 PM) Makes sense I guess... I had just never heard the term before You're almost right, closeup The Eskimos (now called the Inuit) and Metis are known here as Aboriginal People and the First Nations are Native Indians. There is your Canadian history lesson from misschickie
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misschickie |
Nov 19 2007, 08:44 PM
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QUOTE(closeup @ Nov 11 2007, 11:21 PM) Here's the scene, I'm sitting in a pool hall watching Indy lose to San Diego. It's about 10:30pm and it seems everyone is pretty mellow. This blond chick comes up to the bar and stands right beside me. I can tell she's pretty drunk but she's not slurring or stumbling around. Just drunk enough to be noticeable and sort of obnoxious. Anyway, she's giving the bartender a load of shit, while at the same time rubbing up against me. Now, I'm pretty good friends with the bartender, so I sort of pull away from her pressing against me and start siding with the bartender. It gets to the point where the bartender(who's maybe 5'3", 120lbs) tells this woman that she has to leave. This really pisses off the woman, who turns to me and starts to try to recruit me into her side of the argument. I'm not gonna side with her drunk ass in a million years and tell her so. She picks up her wine glass and throws the wine at the bartender who's standing maybe two feet in front of her. 3/4 of a glass right in the face. Then she runs out before any of the bouncers can get upstairs. I probably could have caught her if I gave chase, but she had a pretty good head-start down the stairs before I even realized what happened. As pissed as the bartender was, and she was pretty pissed, I told her that if that drunk chick would have splashed wine all over my leather jacket, I would have throttled her. It just as easily could have been me. But the difference would have been I'd have chased that drunken broad till I caught her. Both the bartender and I will certainly recognize her if she ever comes back. Angry, obnoxious drunk girls...as annoying as it gets.
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the only thing i'll ever ask of you...you gotta promise not to stop when i say when.do not try to outbitch this bitch...you will not win
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bondiguy |
Nov 20 2007, 05:18 PM
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I don't suffer FOOLS
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QUOTE(misschickie @ Nov 20 2007, 11:41 AM) You're almost right, closeup The Eskimos (now called the Inuit) and Metis are known here as Aboriginal People and the First Nations are Native Indians. There is your Canadian history lesson from misschickie You are so learn-ed
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bondiguy |
Nov 21 2007, 11:56 PM
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QUOTE(closeup @ Nov 22 2007, 08:05 AM) "Almost right", that's the story of my life. In Australia close enough is good enough!
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misschickie |
Dec 4 2007, 02:05 AM
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MISCHIEF.MAYHEM.SOAP
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QUOTE(bondiguy @ Nov 20 2007, 02:18 PM) oh honey...it's learned QUOTE(closeup @ Nov 21 2007, 02:05 PM) "Almost right", that's the story of my life. Better to be 'almost right' than 'not even fuckin close'
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the only thing i'll ever ask of you...you gotta promise not to stop when i say when.do not try to outbitch this bitch...you will not win
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paybarraman |
Jul 3 2009, 02:04 AM
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Our line starts coach?
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Ressurection of a thread that is LONG OVERDUE!!!!
1. Will You ALL give it a rest with keeping the pic attachments in a fucking quote of a post?!!
I mean for fuck's sake it's not all that frigging difficult to hi light the attachment and hit "Delete" is it????
2. As noted by our ever Hot & Sexy MOD - sorry C-Man, NOT YOU - Chickie, this message forum is about havin fun, thread-jacking, flaming & noob bashing (in good fun) etc etc yadda yadda yadda. Like ANY message board you might start posting in, READ first: the topics, the threads, the posts......THE MUTHAFUCKING FAQ!!!!!
If you STILL decide to jump in with both feet, keep a thick skin and REMEMBER, it's the internet!!!!! If you dont like someone, something, somepost.....then DONT READ IT!!!!! There is an ignore feature on this site. USE it!!!
Im done.......
For now.
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Ding! There's the bell, who's buyin?SLAP!!! BAD PAYBARRAMAN!!! Hello? Hello?.....Is this thing on? What is it about Pay that makes me so hot? Now I know what it is...he is just hot...end of story (misschickie)
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misschickie |
Jul 3 2009, 11:10 AM
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MISCHIEF.MAYHEM.SOAP
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QUOTE(paybarraman @ Jul 2 2009, 11:04 PM) Ressurection of a thread that is LONG OVERDUE!!!! 1. Will You ALL give it a rest with keeping the pic attachments in a fucking quote of a post?!! I mean for fuck's sake it's not all that frigging difficult to hi light the attachment and hit "Delete" is it???? 2. As noted by our ever Hot & Sexy MOD - sorry C-Man, NOT YOU - Chickie, this message forum is about havin fun, thread-jacking, flaming & noob bashing (in good fun) etc etc yadda yadda yadda. Like ANY message board you might start posting in, READ first: the topics, the threads, the posts......THE MUTHAFUCKING FAQ!!!!! If you STILL decide to jump in with both feet, keep a thick skin and REMEMBER, it's the internet!!!!! If you dont like someone, something, somepost.....then DONT READ IT!!!!! There is an ignore feature on this site. USE it!!! Im done....... For now. 1. yes! 2. i'm hot and sexy? 3. i want to fuck you right now!
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