Please click on the following links and read... they may be very beneficial for you!

Lesson 1

Lesson 2

Ok, see, this is why one wants to read through a message board and get a good "feel" of the place before one starts posting.

Orifice*, if you've read through these boards, or have been lurking for a while, you would know that other than Narazbad, no one has been flamed more than me on this site. Hell, I've even flamed myself! I tend to make some posts that is like a wide open door waiting to be kicked shut. All in good fun man. The point I was trying to make, since you have all of 5 posts or so under your belt, was that when you make a post such as that one, you are opening yourself up to a bit of flaming. Nothing malicious, meant to drive you away, just poking fun at the statement or post.

I know full well what was meant by your post.



*see? we like to have fun on the boards Orpheus.*

Consider myself well and truly. Sorry to you all.

It took me a long time to rpovide those hilarious 2 links above and they weren't even acknowledged!

I appreciated them, (eventually!)

Finally!



Thank you and goooooood night!

Your humor is frequently barbed (and very sharp), often too subtle for the average noobie slug that joins RMM, but always on target!



now let's get back to nipples!

Maybe it is a difference in humour between the Aussies and the Americans?

Nah cause we still make fun of Canadians.

maggie they are gorgeous,& they did look great in that tight pink top,how about showing us a pic of them in a see thru top? Mmmmmmm

That pic and post is about two and a half years old...

Maybe so but there is a distinct difference in our humour. I mean there are things that are universally funny, which is why Hollywood still churns out the occasional funny moive but Australians have a very dry wit which sometimes North Americans don't quite get... well not the conservative ones anyway

Smokee's rating pic today has about the most extraordinary nipples that I have seen on RMM in a LONG time...

Using a thread for it's rightful purposes???

WOW poke your eyes out

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WOW! THEY ARE FANTASTIC.

im a newbie,& theres loads to get thru

Life seems so unfair!

yours are just fine doll ...

Now I remember why I became a campanologist!

campanology (uncountable)
The study of bells; their casting, tuning and ringing. It does not, contrary to popular belief, mean bell-ringing alone.


They do look like gorgeous bells....

Odd, isn't it?

You're a hottie in your own right, Morse

wow...those are so cool.....wow again!!

lol...what the fuck is up with that?

ps...joke links, very funny, my friend.

Thanks dear... I do what I can

And it is much appreciated

I wouldn't do it if it wasn't... thank you

I'm insanely late to this topic buuuut being a girl with pretty huge nipples I just wanted to put in my two cents. I was going to try to make a joke about putting in my one dollar, but unfortunately my nipples are large than half dollars or even silver dollars. When not hard my areolas are... *measures to make sure* ...yup, the size of a coke can. I have DD's boardering on E's but I admit that my nipples are massive. I find them much more attractive when they shrink up when I'm aroused (..or too cold.. or too hot.. or being tickled... )

I just find nipples amusing to play with. Puffy or long nipples amaze me, but I love mine and the way they shrink down and turn into mini-mountain ranges with all their ridges leading up to the actual nipple. Plus for as olive as my skin is, my nipples are surprisingly pink and not brownish like they seem like they should be (or at least I think they should be?)

Either way, I ramble. Most nipples are pretty awesome and I don't think I know of a guy who'd turn down any nipple be they huge or tiny... just so long as they're there. A girl with no nipples at all would be odd. I'd want to draw little smilie faces where they were supposed to be.