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misschickie |
Dec 17 2007, 11:46 PM
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COMEDYMAN...I ASKED A MOTHER FUCKIN QUESTION!!! now, answer me...please? I'll show you my tits. . . . . oh wait.....nevermind
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the only thing i'll ever ask of you...you gotta promise not to stop when i say when.do not try to outbitch this bitch...you will not win
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bondiguy |
Dec 18 2007, 12:28 AM
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QUOTE(misschickie @ Dec 18 2007, 02:46 PM) COMEDYMAN...I ASKED A MOTHER FUCKIN QUESTION!!! now, answer me...please? I'll show you my tits. . . . . oh wait.....nevermind Simple... he's adopted!
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Bondi Approved I look like you wanna look, I fuck like you wanna fuck. I am smart, capable and, most importantly, I'm free in all the ways that you are not.
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bondiguy |
Dec 18 2007, 12:44 AM
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QUOTE(misschickie @ Dec 18 2007, 03:40 PM) Nope, too easy. Try again. Besides...wouldn't they adopt another sea sponge? That would be like you and Mrs. Bondi, going out and adopting a cute little marlin. Well I didn't want to say it but his mum is a slut and slept with a square sponge... the kid had a 50/50 shot and it turned out square. The dad upholds the lie because he is secretly impotent and the lie makes them both happier than the truth ever could
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Bondi Approved I look like you wanna look, I fuck like you wanna fuck. I am smart, capable and, most importantly, I'm free in all the ways that you are not.
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COMEDYMAN |
Dec 18 2007, 07:04 AM
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QUOTE(misschickie @ Dec 15 2007, 12:29 PM) Why are both of Spongebob's parents round like sea sponges while he is square like a kitchen sponge? Spongebob suffers from Aquatic Coral Deformentia.. It's like a sponge form of Down's Syndrome. He is functional, having developed a slight culinary flair, but still retarded Oh and I will look at those pretty tits of yours anytime !!!!!
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bondiguy |
Dec 18 2007, 11:21 PM
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QUOTE(COMEDYMAN @ Dec 18 2007, 10:04 PM) Spongebob suffers from Aquatic Coral Deformentia.. It's like a sponge form of Down's Syndrome. He is functional, having developed a slight culinary flair, but still retarded Oh and I will look at those pretty tits of yours anytime !!!!! That would have been my second guess
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Bondi Approved I look like you wanna look, I fuck like you wanna fuck. I am smart, capable and, most importantly, I'm free in all the ways that you are not.
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misschickie |
Dec 20 2007, 03:00 AM
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QUOTE(bondiguy @ Dec 17 2007, 09:44 PM) Well I didn't want to say it but his mum is a slut and slept with a square sponge... the kid had a 50/50 shot and it turned out square. The dad upholds the lie because he is secretly impotent and the lie makes them both happier than the truth ever could the Jerry Springer version! QUOTE(COMEDYMAN @ Dec 18 2007, 04:04 AM) Spongebob suffers from Aquatic Coral Deformentia.. It's like a sponge form of Down's Syndrome. He is functional, having developed a slight culinary flair, but still retarded Oh and I will look at those pretty tits of yours anytime !!!!! the Learning Channel version! love them both! and i love to show you my tits anythime cm
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the only thing i'll ever ask of you...you gotta promise not to stop when i say when.do not try to outbitch this bitch...you will not win
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COMEDYMAN |
Jan 6 2008, 07:47 AM
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QUOTE(baby21 @ Dec 27 2007, 03:05 PM) Is there life on other planets? That one is a tough one. Is there life on other planets? Until we create a stellar propulsion so we can even get to the nearest star system or even to one of our sister planets that question will probably never be answered in our lifetime. Simpler "is there life..?" questions should be more of the focus. Is there life after marriage? Is there life after death? or is there life after being raped in prison? Those are the burning questions that can have answers ready
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misschickie |
Jan 6 2008, 08:38 PM
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QUOTE(COMEDYMAN @ Jan 6 2008, 04:42 AM) Jimmy Hoffa isnt dead. He had a sex change and known as Bea Arthur on of the golden girls QUOTE(COMEDYMAN @ Jan 6 2008, 04:47 AM) That one is a tough one. Is there life on other planets? Until we create a stellar propulsion so we can even get to the nearest star system or even to one of our sister planets that question will probably never be answered in our lifetime. Simpler "is there life..?" questions should be more of the focus. Is there life after marriage? Is there life after death? or is there life after being raped in prison? Those are the burning questions that can have answers ready my life will not be complete until i get to spend a weekend with CM, getting fucked and listening to his observations simultaneously.
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the only thing i'll ever ask of you...you gotta promise not to stop when i say when.do not try to outbitch this bitch...you will not win
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COMEDYMAN |
Mar 5 2008, 09:07 PM
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QUOTE(LegMan @ Jan 13 2008, 02:27 AM) Did I leave the iron on this morning? Yes and while you were at work The iron escaped and knocked over a liquor store killing 1 and wounding 7
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Michelle M |
Jun 6 2008, 06:40 PM
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"C-man" Hi hun....curious as to your opinion on women, wearing sexy high heels to bed when "ENTERTAINING" a man ? Yes, No...and why ? ,,,,,and I promise to buy you new sheets, not to worry
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