Can any of you imagine Lynette in a court of law? Picture her sitting in the witness chair trying to answer a few simple questions.

Prosecutor: Could you please tell the court where you were on the night of
the 14th?

Lynette: My cats breath smells like cat food.



Prosecutor: Ah, yes, it very well might. But what does that have to do with
where you were on the night of the 14th?

Lynette: I have a twin sister Lucky who is 19 years younger than I am.

The Judge: Did I hear that right? Twins born 19 years apart! Wouldn't that
story have been on the front page of the "National Enquirer"?
I remember the story about the two headed baby and the
grandmother who gave birth to her grandson, but I must have
missed that article. No matter, carry on.

Prosecutor: All very interesting, I'm sure. But you still haven't said where you
were on the night of the 14th.

Lynette: There are plenty of people who know where I was that night.
I had to be somewhere, right? People don't just disappear.
You'd understand that if you didn't have such a small dick
and a big ego.

The Judge: I have a big dick and a small ego and I can't understand
what she's saying either.

Lynette: (To the Judge) Do you sit around your trailer and jerk-off
to women on the Internet?

The Judge: Well, you've got me there. Please proceed.

Prosecutor: So, it seems you're not going to answer the one simple
question you've been asked. Is that correct?

Lynette: You must have issues with women. This is rediculious!
Did I mention my cat's breath smells like cat food?

Prosecutor: Your Honor, I request this witness be placed in a rubber
room for a period of no less than sixty days.

The Judge: Make it ninety days. And Balliff, bring me my bottle of Extra-
strenghth Excedrin. Case closed.

GOLD!

WOW! Excellent! Closeup... Do you write for sitcoms? You'd be great! But, your poetic license with any facts facts here makes this little more than another example of your (and your buddies) "pile on" tactics in the ongoing "let's beat the shit out of Lynette" campaign. It amazes me that you don't seem tpo realize how all this makes you guys look to the other ladies here. I've gotten tons of supportive PM's from them since you guys started your rants. I'm sure your jr. high school approach to this seems clever to you, but it kind of makes you guys look like sad, little men. BTW, who's the judge in this story? Bondiguy?

There goes the good time had by all

and that just propagates exactly what closeup is illustrating.
you never did answer the question many asked of you in the first place, and you never did post an rmm pic that many have asked of you for literally over a year.
I don't get it.

Actually Thats me when I get home from work

Jeez C-man you're great for my attitude!
Lynnete- don't take my comment as an attack on you, it's merely the appreciation of fine wit..

And I will never post an RMM pic either! I posted dozens of RMR pics in the past couple of years as a strict requirement for posting. I
Sorry, here it means NOTHING, regardless of what proof you seem to think it represents. Nothing more than the one you PM'D me and aaked me to give you the first week I was here. It's creepy! Maybe you're in the habit of doing everything total strangers ask or tell you to do, but I'm not. Please!

Please post supportive PMs you have received from females? I'd be rather interested to see who (if any) there were



Your assistant told me that was you AT WORK!

I'm not posting anything else on this subject. I've made my point, there's really nothing left for me to comment on except to repeat myself. Any more on this subject by me would be the equivalent of beating a dead horse.

Or pissing into the wind

LoL, this horse has been dead for a while now. I can't believe how far this went.

Special comments courtesy of hunter!

HEY-OH!


huh?


that's ME at work anyway.


great show back in the 80s dude. they should bring it back!

Not to many people remember that show. I liked her.

Glad you noticed.

Your best!!!!

It's what I do

LOL and the real point is were has it gotten ya ? I do think Bondi , gnappy , evade want to have a sleep over at your house , but as far as convincing Lynette of anything I think maybe you have come up about 12 pages short , Might be worth another shot .. LOL ya just gotta love the drama of people trying to convince others of there thinking on a Net chat Board ...LOL keep it up its fun to laugh at ya or I mean with ya ... ANd close before ya get all pissed off , its all ment in fun mate .. Just taking a piss In the wind .

Hunter you have hit the nail about as hard as a person can , its been dead for monthes now ... Well done !!!!

I beieve that only self-rightious people feel the need to attempt to sway others to their points of view. Just look at society. It's the greatest example of this.

Doesn't matter. Non of it matters. I'd find a way to turn things in my favor. I always have, and always will. I never lose. No matter what. You'd be surprised where a calculating mind and a great pair of tits will get you. Well groomed, well presented women will always have the advantage.

Well said!

well you for sure have the great tits .

Yep

Question is who's "great pair of tits" are they?

I beieve that only self-rightious people feel the need to attempt to sway others to their points of view. Just look at society. It's the greatest example of this.


Do you mean someone like:
Jesus Christ
Martin Luther King,Jr
Mahatma Gandhi
Buddha
John F Kenndy

I guess Bondi and I are in pretty good company. Thanks for the compliment, Lynette.

Yes, as a matter of fact... Yes. Along with Adolf Hitler, Mao, Stalin, and a few Arabs out there right now. Everyone's got an agenda. How successful they are, depends on how persuasive they are. People ARE sheep. And unfortunately, the lines between good and evil tend to get blurred by elements such as religen, politics, economic conditions, etc.

LOL! I thought that would bring you out of your hole. It's funny how the loudest voices here are from those who have nothing to lose. I don't see you posting identification sensitive pictures of your private body parts on this site. And regardless of what you want to believe or discuss, you HAVE seen mine. I really don't see where you have any license to be a critic in any way. My opinion is that you're nothing but a non-paying spectator here with little man's syndrome and a false sense of proprietorship. LOL!

You are right people are sheep, and in my opinion you follow right along with them. Don't blow yourself up to much Lynn you know very little other than what you might read which is an opinion of the author about the likes of Hitler, Mao, Stalin and THOSE few Arabs. I really don't know anything about you other than what you might type on this forum. Talk to me when you have seen the faces of war, the devastation of tyrants, and the impact it has on the people who have touched and been touched by such events.

By your logic, you must consider yourself a failure-you're not very persuasive. And, I'm not of the opinion that people are like sheep. Maybe it's just the company YOU keep that makes you feel that way.