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I think I just said that?



The Simpsons is a cult cartoon show broadcast on FOX

story of my life ... always a day behind and dollar ahead ...

FOX?!

Now that was fucking funny.

Way to gay it up in here.

There's no need for obnoxious hooting and hollering

I'm very tired today and don't really feel like working.

Just thought you should know.

I also discovered that having sex with your wife after she's finished crying is really awesome... so much better than the norm of her usually crying immediately after sex.

oMFG

hmm, she usually cries during sex with me

thats really easy to understand

yeah, but that's normal of all girls who are drugged, blindfolded and taken by force... trust me I know... I heard it from a friend of mine, yeah, that's it.

you can relate huh.


well once you drug them, you don't need much force

Id stick with that story as well .

Uh Yeah

Does 3d cry during sex with you too?


Yeah, but I can't afford the good drugs anymore. I've resorted to dumping cat nip in girls' drinks

Uh Ill stand over here for a bit .

It's okay. You're safe. You see, I would never attempt to drug you because I'm interested in girls.

whew thats a relief after the Pm you sent ...

That wasn't me. that must have been that bobalooo character.

yes but I promised to use lube next time.


oooh i gotta try that!

Wow... there's a first for everything huh?



Let me grab a notepad!



that was actually pretty funny

Thank god ...LOL

Was it like a pineapple into a tailpipe?

shit how do I respond to this one ? Lol , uh yes ?


"but this doesnt mean were going to swap spit in the showers "

No matter how hard I try to revive my thread, it finds a way to spiral downward pretty fast.

Anyway...

I might get a speed boat for free. Needs a little work, but nothing major. Needs more time put into than money, which I can handle for a free boat with a trailer.

If it all goes through, all the hot ladies of RMM are invited to come on the boat with me.




ah, who am I foolin', I'll probably come first.

free stuff is always good.
is it an outboard, how big of an engine?


likely before any women are even present

Inboard. Not sure how big, I think it's only a four-cylinder, but I remember it being pretty fast... then again, I was like 10 when I was on it. (yes, it's that old). I also know it could pull two skiiers at once and not be a complete dog. Other than that, I'm not much of a boater, so I couldn't tell you any details.

The floor needs to be replaced, one wiring thing fixed that I already know how to fix, and a new prop. about $400 to get it in the water plus lots of time cleaning it and working on it.

I'm working on an almost free pop-up trailer in the next few weeks. Give me a hand and I'll help you with the boat.

So you like camping, eh?

so if you were camping and you woke up in the morning with a headache and sore ass and your underwear was on backwards, would you tell anybody.






(p.s. 3d wanted to know)


Actually, I do like camping. I still enjoy tent camping, but will eventually get a popup trailer. What type of work does yours need. Hell, I'd help ya. Too bad you live so far. If I could only find someone who'd give me a free airplane, I'd just fly out there and help ya out with it.