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Baby21, Young and willing...
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Mar 20 2007, 09:07 PM
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QUOTE(baby21 @ Mar 20 2007, 09:06 PM) you sat on a curling iron??? I DIDN'T SEE IT! "sobs"
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NakedGirlLover |
Mar 20 2007, 09:36 PM
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QUOTE(spto @ Mar 20 2007, 04:46 PM) I don't think it's a matter of the guys "can't" read but rather they choose only to look for nude pics and naughty repartee. Eh....So I guess you're right, better to be short, sweet and to the point. Rumbled!!
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So now I'm your snake in the grass. Your ghost of film reels past. I'm the producer of your nightmare, and the performance has just begun. IT'S JUST BEGUN!!
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Bobaloo |
Mar 21 2007, 12:14 PM
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QUOTE(spto @ Mar 20 2007, 08:49 PM) Indeed Picture this: An abnormally warm summer day in North Devon, England in the year 2001. I was spending a vacation at my aunt's place. My mother was also around for the vacation. Now I had just finished taking a shower and had dried myself up. I went to the room where my clothes were. Unbeknowst to me my mother's curling iron was on the bed. I didn't see it and well sat on it...... Let's just say the next couple weeks were unbearable Sure, likely story. You're probably the same guy who was at the hospital trying to explain to the nurse looking at your X-rays that you were eating breakfast naked and "accidentally" sat on the Aunt Jamima bottle.
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Gnappster |
Mar 21 2007, 12:27 PM
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QUOTE(Puppet @ Mar 20 2007, 07:13 PM) Hrmmm Incest much!.. Getting your balls fondled QUOTE(spto @ Mar 20 2007, 07:16 PM) My balls weren't burned you crazy sick man you! yeah, puppet, get it right. she wasn't fondling his balls! she was fondling his asshole QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Mar 21 2007, 10:14 AM) Sure, likely story. You're probably the same guy who was at the hospital trying to explain to the nurse looking at your X-rays that you were eating breakfast naked and "accidentally" sat on the Aunt Jamima bottle. I hate when that happens....I mean I hate when that happens to this person I heard about on the interweb QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Mar 21 2007, 10:15 AM) And this, my friends, is the seed to a good incest porn story... Where do you get those...they don't rent them at my neighbourhood porno mart
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Thinking about starting a new thread??? Watch THIS first!
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Bobaloo |
Mar 21 2007, 03:07 PM
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QUOTE(Gnappster @ Mar 21 2007, 12:27 PM) yeah, puppet, get it right. she wasn't fondling his balls! she was fondling his asshole Hilarious QUOTE(Gnappster @ Mar 21 2007, 12:27 PM) I hate when that happens....I mean I hate when that happens to this person I heard about on the interweb Suuuuuuuure QUOTE(Gnappster @ Mar 21 2007, 12:27 PM) Where do you get those...they don't rent them at my neighbourhood porno mart I have my very own library. :thubmup:
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Bobaloo |
Mar 21 2007, 03:18 PM
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QUOTE(baby21 @ Mar 21 2007, 03:13 PM) Who new my thread would go off to burning asses with curling irons and weird incest porn... Which reminds me, I've only been to the porn store twice since I turned 18 and the first time I thought I was going to die... All those pornos they have named after cereals.. but turned dirty. It was very tramatic considering I still eat all of those cereals... The second time we went to this three story porn store and they had a Dungeon... we had fun running around whipping each other... I swear people hate us when we go out.. I did taste the flavored lube though and I made sure to play with one of those cool spinning swirlling shiny vibrator things. I think I'd like to marry you... or at least have an affair with you... or at the very least get a job monitoring the video from the security cameras at the porn stores you frequent. what were some of the cereal names? I can think of cocoa fucks, and that's about it for now. Honey Smacks can be a porn title all by itself.
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