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Paris Hilton, The many facial expressions of
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Dec 20 2006, 02:16 PM
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QUOTE(Gnappster @ Dec 20 2006, 12:01 PM) Well I'm a retro kinda guy. OK, OK...you guys wore me down with your persistence! Go to www.celebritybeefcurtains.com (edited to fix spelling error)
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LadyJ |
Dec 20 2006, 03:19 PM
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QUOTE(Gnappster @ Dec 20 2006, 02:47 PM) hrmmm...site must be down for maintenance Yes...that, or I made it up....
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LadyJ |
Dec 20 2006, 03:57 PM
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QUOTE(Gnappster @ Dec 20 2006, 03:23 PM) the only person who would do a thing like that would be a girl who would post a pic of her tits here. Colour me guilty! Really, it was just an excuse to use the the term "beef curtains."
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LadyJ |
Dec 20 2006, 04:14 PM
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QUOTE(Gnappster @ Dec 20 2006, 04:08 PM) I can't chide you for that. If you have the opportunity to use beef curtains or meat flaps you've got to take it! I was impressed Meat flaps! Yesss, haha. I once got a note from a secret admirer that said, simply, "I love your meat flaps." It was so romantic.
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LadyJ |
Dec 20 2006, 04:32 PM
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QUOTE(Gnappster @ Dec 20 2006, 04:28 PM) He really knew how to wow a girl. So, are they pretty nice? Yes, he really knew how to sweep me off my feet (actually, it did; I'm a sucker for a sarcastic sense of humour). My beef curtains are decent, I think. I've never had any serious complaints!
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LadyJ |
Dec 20 2006, 04:48 PM
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QUOTE(Gnappster @ Dec 20 2006, 04:41 PM) PICS?! It's only a matter of time before I point the camera below the belt..all in due time, all in due time
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LadyJ |
Dec 20 2006, 04:54 PM
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QUOTE(Gnappster @ Dec 20 2006, 04:51 PM) that's cool. I'll be waiting with my pants around my ankles when you do! Fab mental image, that
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LadyJ |
Dec 20 2006, 04:59 PM
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QUOTE(Gnappster @ Dec 20 2006, 04:56 PM) you're not the first girl I've disgusted with my pants down and you surely won't be the last. Did I say I was disgusted? The pants-down-flasher look is HAWT! Hahaha.
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Dec 20 2006, 05:22 PM
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QUOTE(Gnappster @ Dec 20 2006, 05:15 PM) Brad Pitt has nuthin on you! (Except maybe Angelina...)
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Dec 20 2006, 05:33 PM
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QUOTE(Gnappster @ Dec 20 2006, 05:24 PM) I wish he had Angelina on me. My sister met Angelina once (she came into the restaurant my sis manages)...my sis says she is even more gorgerous in person. I wonder if Brad and Angie sit there in bed together, thinking "God, we're the two most beautiful people in the face of the earth! Millions would kill to witness us have sex! Let's fuck and make the most beautiful babies imaginable!" I wonder if they think that?
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Dec 20 2006, 06:01 PM
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QUOTE(Gnappster @ Dec 20 2006, 05:53 PM) It's probably more like: Angelina(thinking): I hope the garlic in the caesar salad doesn't knock him out. Brad(thinking): I hope I last longer than a minute this time. Hah! Don't hate them because they're beautiful... FYI: I now have to go hunt down some ceasar salad to eat. Yum.
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Dec 21 2006, 01:15 AM
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QUOTE(Gnappster @ Dec 20 2006, 12:01 PM) And you can count on me waiting for you in the parking lot! Oh, I can barely see that nail in your forehead either
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Dec 28 2006, 10:29 PM
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Hey guys, So I jump offline yesterday and head down to the beach for a leisurely paddle and fuck me, i thought I was dreaming. There is Paris Hilton in short shorts and a bikini top wandering the beach promenade. Then, just for attention she gets under one of those public showers and there is a mass crowd gathering. Let me tell you, the girl is fucking hot! You know sometimes celebrities don't look so great in person, well she does. I know she is slutty, a tramp etc but I'd hit it in a split second. Only problem for the afternoon was I had no camera!!! I don't usually take my phone or camera to the beach when i go for a surf.... sucks to be me! check out the LINK!
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Dec 28 2006, 10:47 PM
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Dec 29 2006, 11:33 AM
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QUOTE(bondiguy @ Dec 28 2006, 10:29 PM) I was about to say, " Yah, yah, yah, Take it to sex stories." But then Bondi posts a link! Damn... QUOTE(bondiguy @ Dec 28 2006, 10:47 PM) You can have Paris, Bondi...I'll take the babe in the orange top!
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