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bondiguy	Jul 30 2006, 05:40 AM Post #61
I don't suffer FOOLS Group: Members Posts: 16,794 Joined: 2-May 05 From: Sydney, New South Wales Member No.: 7,542	QUOTE(Mr_Trent @ Jul 30 2006, 02:42 AM) Of course I do... I just wanted to see if you'd be first on the scene... And Man I was right But that's okay... Your attention is loved Oh don't let it go to ur head.... I have a cold and haven't left the house this weekend... couple that with the fact I am a board whore... I'd post after ANYONE -------------------- Bondi Approved ™ I look like you wanna look, I fuck like you wanna fuck. I am smart, capable and, most importantly, I'm free in all the ways that you are not.

Mr_Trent	Jul 30 2006, 02:28 PM Post #62
B Cup Group: Members Posts: 308 Joined: 17-July 06 From: Le Canada Member No.: 16,605	QUOTE(bondiguy @ Jul 30 2006, 02:40 AM) Oh don't let it go to ur head.... I have a cold and haven't left the house this weekend... couple that with the fact I am a board whore... I'd post after ANYONE Well soon I shall take up residence in the board whore's lounge... Unfortunately I'm going to need to think of some witty comments if I want to survive there

belicked6924	Jul 30 2006, 03:17 PM Post #63
Double D's Group: Members Posts: 2,524 Joined: 11-December 05 From: Des Moines, Iowa Member No.: 12,055	QUOTE(Mr_Trent @ Jul 30 2006, 01:28 PM) Well soon I shall take up residence in the board whore's lounge... Unfortunately I'm going to need to think of some witty comments if I want to survive there Witty comments or not, you're best bet is to not drop the soap, Bobaloo or Gnappy may take advantage of you if you do. -------------------- Work in progress.

Mr_Trent	Jul 30 2006, 04:03 PM Post #64
B Cup Group: Members Posts: 308 Joined: 17-July 06 From: Le Canada Member No.: 16,605	QUOTE(belicked6924 @ Jul 30 2006, 12:17 PM) Witty comments or not, you're best bet is to not drop the soap, Bobaloo or Gnappy may take advantage of you if you do. Thank you for the warning, I'll have to keep that in mind...

bondiguy	Jul 31 2006, 01:17 AM Post #65
I don't suffer FOOLS Group: Members Posts: 16,794 Joined: 2-May 05 From: Sydney, New South Wales Member No.: 7,542	QUOTE(Mr_Trent @ Jul 30 2006, 02:28 PM) Well soon I shall take up residence in the board whore's lounge... Unfortunately I'm going to need to think of some witty comments if I want to survive there http://www.humorsphere.com/insults/comebacks.htm QUOTE(belicked6924 @ Jul 30 2006, 03:17 PM) Witty comments or not, you're best bet is to not drop the soap, Bobaloo or Gnappy may take advantage of you if you do. MAY? -------------------- Bondi Approved ™ I look like you wanna look, I fuck like you wanna fuck. I am smart, capable and, most importantly, I'm free in all the ways that you are not.

belicked6924	Jul 31 2006, 01:20 AM Post #66
Double D's Group: Members Posts: 2,524 Joined: 11-December 05 From: Des Moines, Iowa Member No.: 12,055	QUOTE(bondiguy @ Jul 31 2006, 12:17 AM) http://www.thejokeyard.com/funny_insults/q..._comebacks.html MAY? Dammit that should've been a "will". And a for the first part. -------------------- Work in progress.

bondiguy	Jul 31 2006, 01:23 AM Post #67
I don't suffer FOOLS Group: Members Posts: 16,794 Joined: 2-May 05 From: Sydney, New South Wales Member No.: 7,542	QUOTE(belicked6924 @ Jul 31 2006, 01:20 AM) Dammit that should've been a "will". And a for the first part. I am here all week... try the veal! -------------------- Bondi Approved ™ I look like you wanna look, I fuck like you wanna fuck. I am smart, capable and, most importantly, I'm free in all the ways that you are not.

belicked6924	Jul 31 2006, 01:38 AM Post #68
Double D's Group: Members Posts: 2,524 Joined: 11-December 05 From: Des Moines, Iowa Member No.: 12,055	QUOTE(bondiguy @ Jul 31 2006, 12:23 AM) I am here all week... try the veal! modification, spotted -------------------- Work in progress.

boanna	Jul 31 2006, 11:50 AM Post #69
OFFICIAL MODERATOR of the Board Moderators Group: Members Posts: 1,725 Joined: 13-March 06 From: Arizona Member No.: 14,038	QUOTE(bondiguy @ Jul 30 2006, 03:40 AM) Oh don't let it go to ur head.... I have a cold and haven't left the house this weekend... couple that with the fact I am a board whore... I'd post after ANYONE me too, even when i dont have anything to say.

jrock8	Jul 31 2006, 12:06 PM Post #70
Board Whore Emeritus Group: Members Posts: 3,691 Joined: 22-May 05 From: Chicago, Illinois Member No.: 8,319	QUOTE(boanna @ Jul 31 2006, 10:50 AM) me too, even when i dont have anything to say. i believe that's called "pulling an evade" (although, to really master that skill, you also need to be able to post even if you were the last previous poster and the thread has seen no action since then) -------------------- Just once I'd like someone to call me 'Sir' without adding 'You're making a scene.

belicked6924	Jul 31 2006, 06:19 PM Post #71
Double D's Group: Members Posts: 2,524 Joined: 11-December 05 From: Des Moines, Iowa Member No.: 12,055	QUOTE(jrock8 @ Jul 31 2006, 11:06 AM) i believe that's called "pulling an evade" (although, to really master that skill, you also need to be able to post even if you were the last previous poster and the thread has seen no action since then) And bump the same thread for at least 3 posts in a row on different days. -------------------- Work in progress.

Mr_Trent	Jul 31 2006, 08:25 PM Post #72
B Cup Group: Members Posts: 308 Joined: 17-July 06 From: Le Canada Member No.: 16,605	QUOTE(belicked6924 @ Jul 31 2006, 03:19 PM) And bump the same thread for at least 3 posts in a row on different days. I see... so that's how to pull an evade. And Bo, you can boardwhore on me anytime you want... It's bondi I worry about... sometimes I think he might want something from me I'm for the females only

belicked6924	Aug 1 2006, 08:13 PM Post #73
Double D's Group: Members Posts: 2,524 Joined: 11-December 05 From: Des Moines, Iowa Member No.: 12,055	QUOTE(Mr_Trent @ Jul 31 2006, 07:25 PM) I see... so that's how to pull an evade. You make that sound like you want to pull on Evade Disclaimer: No I do not want to touch Evade in any way. -------------------- Work in progress.

bondiguy	Aug 2 2006, 03:02 AM Post #74
I don't suffer FOOLS Group: Members Posts: 16,794 Joined: 2-May 05 From: Sydney, New South Wales Member No.: 7,542	QUOTE(boanna @ Jul 31 2006, 11:50 AM) me too, even when i dont have anything to say. Yeah! QUOTE(jrock8 @ Jul 31 2006, 12:06 PM) i believe that's called "pulling an evade" (although, to really master that skill, you also need to be able to post even if you were the last previous poster and the thread has seen no action since then) QUOTE(belicked6924 @ Jul 31 2006, 06:19 PM) And bump the same thread for at least 3 posts in a row on different days. BAM! haha -------------------- Bondi Approved ™ I look like you wanna look, I fuck like you wanna fuck. I am smart, capable and, most importantly, I'm free in all the ways that you are not.

Lynette	Aug 3 2006, 10:03 PM Post #75
D Cup Group: Members Posts: 1,489 Joined: 25-February 06 Member No.: 13,700	Just be yourself. She'll either like you or she won't. Sooner or later the right chemistry will happen with someone.

bondiguy	Aug 4 2006, 01:05 AM Post #76
I don't suffer FOOLS Group: Members Posts: 16,794 Joined: 2-May 05 From: Sydney, New South Wales Member No.: 7,542	QUOTE(Lynette @ Aug 3 2006, 10:03 PM) Just be yourself. She'll either like you or she won't. Sooner or later the right chemistry will happen with someone. sound advice... seems almost out of place here -------------------- Bondi Approved ™ I look like you wanna look, I fuck like you wanna fuck. I am smart, capable and, most importantly, I'm free in all the ways that you are not.

Cutie_Pie	Aug 10 2006, 04:16 PM Post #77
B Cup Group: Members Posts: 418 Joined: 27-June 06 Member No.: 16,254	Good advice Gnappy, I have had many of those orgasims you talked about the first time was just from him going down town, other times was using a clit vibrator, fingering he hasn't yet been able to nail my g spot but the clitoral stimulation was plenty to flood the gates and the past few months riding him has hit my g spot and I never thought anything could top that clitoral stimulation until that happend. I cant even describe how good it feels and there is enough flooding to keep you lubricated for weeks. I have ridden him many times and never did it feel like it has been lately trying differant places to ride on. -------------------- Can you spot it!

ddd35	Aug 11 2006, 08:59 AM Post #78
Melon Master Group: Members Posts: 28,815 Joined: 7-April 06 From: Peoria, Illinois Member No.: 14,606	QUOTE(Cutie_Pie @ Aug 10 2006, 04:16 PM) Good advice Gnappy, I have had many of those orgasims you talked about the first time was just from him going down town, other times was using a clit vibrator, fingering he hasn't yet been able to nail my g spot but the clitoral stimulation was plenty to flood the gates and the past few months riding him has hit my g spot and I never thought anything could top that clitoral stimulation until that happend. I cant even describe how good it feels and there is enough flooding to keep you lubricated for weeks. I have ridden him many times and never did it feel like it has been lately trying differant places to ride on. YEEEEEEE HAAAAAAAAA!!!!! feel free to come take a ride on the wild side Cutie !!!!!!!!

boanna	Aug 23 2006, 04:44 PM Post #79
OFFICIAL MODERATOR of the Board Moderators Group: Members Posts: 1,725 Joined: 13-March 06 From: Arizona Member No.: 14,038	QUOTE(jrock8 @ Jul 28 2006, 01:35 PM) umm, marry me? eh, screw that, i don't need that kind of committment... let's just fuck lol so what should we do this week?

boanna	Aug 23 2006, 04:45 PM Post #80
OFFICIAL MODERATOR of the Board Moderators Group: Members Posts: 1,725 Joined: 13-March 06 From: Arizona Member No.: 14,038	QUOTE(bondiguy @ Jul 30 2006, 03:40 AM) Oh don't let it go to ur head.... I have a cold and haven't left the house this weekend... couple that with the fact I am a board whore... I'd post after ANYONE me too! (bam?)

boanna	Aug 23 2006, 04:50 PM Post #81
OFFICIAL MODERATOR of the Board Moderators Group: Members Posts: 1,725 Joined: 13-March 06 From: Arizona Member No.: 14,038	QUOTE(bondiguy @ Jul 30 2006, 03:40 AM) Oh don't let it go to ur head.... I have a cold and haven't left the house this weekend... couple that with the fact I am a board whore... I'd post after ANYONE i love coming back over and over to this bondi slip-statement. its not like u bondi, to leave yourself this open.

Bobaloo	Aug 23 2006, 04:55 PM Post #82
--o00o--O(_)O--o00o-- Group: Members Posts: 7,337 Joined: 22-November 05 From: Chicago, Illinois Member No.: 11,695	QUOTE(boanna @ Aug 23 2006, 04:50 PM) i love coming back over and over to this bondi slip-statement. its not like u bondi, to leave yourself this open. Bondi leaves himself open in front of all types of boys. We straight people try to ignore it as best possible. -------------------- Don't get all sensitive. That's what my wife does when she wants me to go out with my friends and drink beer. Glad you're back; love your front I'm Whoring for votes. Click here to vote Bobaloo!!! <----- That trick didn't work :(

boanna	Aug 23 2006, 05:08 PM Post #83
OFFICIAL MODERATOR of the Board Moderators Group: Members Posts: 1,725 Joined: 13-March 06 From: Arizona Member No.: 14,038	QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Aug 23 2006, 02:55 PM) Bondi leaves himself open in front of all types of boys. We straight people try to ignore it as best possible. hes on the "other" side of the world, u know, the wrong side, probably sleeping right now. i should dig up all his "bent- over- pants- down- ready- to- take- it- like- a- circus- pony" posts and start a thread with them. Open season for a bondi hunt! no draw required! what a nice surprise for him with his morning coffee! i thought he was leaving? he will never leave. we could all suffer for it, but instead, i take a positive approach to mr. god- like- smartypants....set him up, then use him!

Gnappster	Aug 23 2006, 05:12 PM Post #84
Liquor and Whores Group: Members Posts: 11,440 Joined: 28-March 05 From: Regina, Saskatchewan Member No.: 2,922	QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Aug 23 2006, 02:55 PM) Bondi leaves himself open in front of all types of boys. We straight people try to ignore it as best possible. I thought it was prepubescent girls he had a penchant for. QUOTE(boanna @ Aug 23 2006, 03:08 PM) hes on the "other" side of the world, u know, the wrong side, probably sleeping right now. i should dig up all his "bent- over- pants- down- ready- to- take- it- like- a- circus- pony" posts and start a thread with them. Open season for a bondi hunt! no draw required! what a nice surprise for him with his morning coffee! i thought he was leaving? he will never leave. we could all suffer for it, but instead, i take a positive approach to mr. god- like- smartypants....set him up, then use him! will this thread contain pics of your boobs? -------------------- Thinking about starting a new thread??? Watch THIS first!

boanna	Aug 23 2006, 05:17 PM Post #85
OFFICIAL MODERATOR of the Board Moderators Group: Members Posts: 1,725 Joined: 13-March 06 From: Arizona Member No.: 14,038	QUOTE(Gnappster @ Aug 23 2006, 03:12 PM) I thought it was prepubescent girls he had a penchant for. will this thread contain pics of your boobs? of course, i never break the rules!

jrock8	Aug 23 2006, 05:45 PM Post #86
Board Whore Emeritus Group: Members Posts: 3,691 Joined: 22-May 05 From: Chicago, Illinois Member No.: 8,319	QUOTE(boanna @ Aug 23 2006, 03:44 PM) so what should we do this week? fuck? seems like a simple plan to me -------------------- Just once I'd like someone to call me 'Sir' without adding 'You're making a scene.

Bobaloo	Aug 23 2006, 06:17 PM Post #87
--o00o--O(_)O--o00o-- Group: Members Posts: 7,337 Joined: 22-November 05 From: Chicago, Illinois Member No.: 11,695	QUOTE(Gnappster @ Aug 23 2006, 05:12 PM) I thought it was prepubescent girls he had a penchant for. Well, yes, that's true. But I'm sure that doesn't compare to prepubescent boys dressed like girls. I bet that would really rev his motor QUOTE(Gnappster @ Aug 23 2006, 05:12 PM) will this thread contain pics of your boobs? Well done -------------------- Don't get all sensitive. That's what my wife does when she wants me to go out with my friends and drink beer. Glad you're back; love your front I'm Whoring for votes. Click here to vote Bobaloo!!! <----- That trick didn't work :(

bondiguy	Aug 24 2006, 07:56 AM Post #88
I don't suffer FOOLS Group: Members Posts: 16,794 Joined: 2-May 05 From: Sydney, New South Wales Member No.: 7,542	QUOTE(boanna @ Aug 23 2006, 04:45 PM) me too! (bam?) Good BAM use QUOTE(boanna @ Aug 23 2006, 04:50 PM) i love coming back over and over to this bondi slip-statement. its not like u bondi, to leave yourself this open. Im usually high and or drunk so I read over my posts the next day and go, :fuck, did I say that?" QUOTE(boanna @ Aug 23 2006, 05:08 PM) hes on the "other" side of the world, u know, the wrong side, probably sleeping right now. i should dig up all his "bent- over- pants- down- ready- to- take- it- like- a- circus- pony" posts and start a thread with them. Open season for a bondi hunt! no draw required! what a nice surprise for him with his morning coffee! i thought he was leaving? he will never leave. we could all suffer for it, but instead, i take a positive approach to mr. god- like- smartypants....set him up, then use him! ouch! -------------------- Bondi Approved ™ I look like you wanna look, I fuck like you wanna fuck. I am smart, capable and, most importantly, I'm free in all the ways that you are not.

jrock8	Aug 24 2006, 10:15 AM Post #89
Board Whore Emeritus Group: Members Posts: 3,691 Joined: 22-May 05 From: Chicago, Illinois Member No.: 8,319	QUOTE(boanna @ Aug 23 2006, 04:08 PM) hes on the "other" side of the world, u know, the wrong side, probably sleeping right now. i should dig up all his "bent- over- pants- down- ready- to- take- it- like- a- circus- pony" posts and start a thread with them. Open season for a bondi hunt! no draw required! what a nice surprise for him with his morning coffee! i thought he was leaving? he will never leave. we could all suffer for it, but instead, i take a positive approach to mr. god- like- smartypants....set him up, then use him! boanna... he's got over 6000 posts. wouldn't it just be easier to find the ones that DON'T fit into that category? -------------------- Just once I'd like someone to call me 'Sir' without adding 'You're making a scene.

bondiguy	Aug 25 2006, 02:12 AM Post #90
I don't suffer FOOLS Group: Members Posts: 16,794 Joined: 2-May 05 From: Sydney, New South Wales Member No.: 7,542	QUOTE(jrock8 @ Aug 24 2006, 10:15 AM) boanna... he's got over 6000 posts. wouldn't it just be easier to find the ones that DON'T fit into that category? To be fair I had some good stuff around December 05 -------------------- Bondi Approved ™ I look like you wanna look, I fuck like you wanna fuck. I am smart, capable and, most importantly, I'm free in all the ways that you are not.

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