You're absolutely right.....is this better?

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I wear a t shirt in the sun.....

t shirt

unless I'm swimming or on the balcony....

Ah boys.....always nice to feel appreciated! xxx

And Bondi...how's married life - I spent days lurking in Mayfair, but obviously missed you...although I did a roaring trade with the tourists!!

I suppose I am going to have to get to grips with the new system of linking pix.....very tedious xxxxx

And there was me worrying that my pix finally got the site closed down...

Ski I'd love to do THAT naked!!

Jason Gigalo

An hour ago......fingered fore and aft....Mmmmmmm!!!!!!!!

Peace Train

There is no nicer moderator!!

Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert, wandering aimlessly and close to death .

They are close to just lying down and waiting for the inevitable, when all of a sudden...

"Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell. Ees bacon, I is sure of eet".

"Si, Luis, eet smells like bacon to meee".

So, with renewed strength, they struggle off up the next sand dune,and there, in the distance, is a tree, just loaded with bacon.

There's raw bacon, dripping with moisture, there's fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked bacon...every imaginable kind of cured pig meat you can imagine!!
"Pepe, Pepe, we ees saved. Eees a bacon tree".

"Luis, are sure ees not a meerage? We ees in thedesert, don'forget".

"Pepe, when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smeell of bacon...ees no meerage, ees a bacon tree".

And with that...Luis races towards the tree. He gets to within 5 metres, Pepe following closely behind, when all of a sudden, a machine gun opens up, and Luis is cut down in his tracks. It is clear he is mortally wounded but, true friend that he is, he manages to warn Pepe with his dying breath.

"Pepe...go back man, you was right, ees not a bacon tree"
“Luis, Luis mi amigo...what ees eet?"
"Pepe...ees not a bacon tree...........

Ees.....

Ees….

Ees.....

Ees.....

Ees, a Ham Bush"

As we have just rolled into New Year's Eve here, I am gonna wish all you guys a fabulous nite and a great start to 2007 - it may also provide a drunken opportunity to provide some new pix to start the year off right!!

have a good time!

A girl can never have her stockings stuffed too much - always plenty of opportunity for you guys!!

Got my stockings ready for filling...

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Mayfair is very smart - and expensive, as you know. It is also very central. Try to steer your wife away from Bond St, South Moulton St and the arcades in Piccadilly unless you are prepared to become a major organ donor!! Let me know which Radisson, and I'll go and check it out for you! When are you gonna be over?

We have to find ways of making sure all you bloody tourists don't stay too long!!

And because it is so expensive here, I can afford to sell my house and buy Gnappy's town!

Where are you staying?

Hi guys....I want to join in this gay conversation!

Gnappy....I am gonna cum live in Canada!! Would you mind a new neighbour?

Your properties are such good value, AND I get to live near you! What more could a girl want!

And as far as exchange rates go, last time I looked there were almost $2 to the £, and C$ was just over - so you guys are almost at parity

Well....this was my most successful trickortreat outfit to date....

Yeah..what they said!!

I know it is difficult....but sometimes my tits and nipples are sensitive, and any touch will make me cross...but othertimes, especially in the middle of sex, I want them grabbed, kneaded and those nips twisted HARD!!!

So hubby has learned to be cautious, but when he gets the green light.....

We're doomed...we're all doomed!!

Uk Childrens comic - had a character called Lord Snooty!"

http://www.paulmorris.co.uk/beano/index2.htm

The Beano

Hmmm...cutting and paste works for me....

and I found the dirty sanchez one....

and the world orgasms...Antartica made me laugh!!

The link keeps getting compressed..

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I'll try again...

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Didn't work for me...

but being thoughtful, I found this which you might like!!

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