How do I get a job at your work?

I think that it really is the snowball effect. I few people leave, and then regular readers but infrequent posters become even more infrequent posters. I mean, when I first joined up here (under a different name) back in 2005 this place was pumping, and I posted a whole heap. However, assholes came, most of the decent posters left, assholes stayed, then assholes left, leaving only a tru group of dedicated forum members.

I hate to see a good site go down, but when it starts rolling downhill, there's not a lot you can do... this site has the plus side that lovely women can bare their breasts, which will always raise interest, but then again, some things are meant to die.

Having said that, I really hope RMM does not!

Well... as long as they're naked, I'm not fussed... I do know I'm a fan of yours though!!!

You asking for it wasn't being a fucktard, you ragging on me when I was ribbing you for a really fucked up way to make a request was what made you one.



As for creeping around with pms - dude, grow the fuck up. Realise that half the stuff that happens on this site is via PMs and you'll go a long way.

Now, I have no opinion on what sort of person you are, but continuing to have a cry every time you're called gay is only going to make the fellas on here call you gay more. Instead of saying "I'm not gay" try coming up with a comeback... for example, "When you sucked my dick last night you didn't complain!"

Now, I'm gonna be as blunt as I can, please don't take it offensively...

Deal with the shit, or fuck off.

And Lynette, you put out a great point, as well as great pics.

NOOB? NOB? Same diff...

Let's translate:

Hey guys, please poke fun of me for my way to forward request...

Dude, one thing I have learnt on these boards is that posts like this will elicit responses like this. A relationship with ladies on these boards is like in real life. If you want something like this, you have to work on it. You can't just go "I want this cos it'd be cool", you have to treat the ladies with the respect they deserve, build their trust and work your way to a question asking for the favour. And it is best done in PMs.

Oh, and I can read, and comments saying things like I can't, even in jest, will result in things like this:

You wish that was me, fucktard!

Good luck with your quest fella!

I feel for you man... Spoke to some people, and best I could do on short notice - sorry for the no name on there but how's this?

I think we need more proof... even I can stand next to a kettle - I won't look anywhere near as hot as you... but I could do it!

Oprah Fuckin Winfrey!

OMFG!!!

Ok, I get that she's over here in Australia, I get that she has a large fan base, but seriously, every day she's in all the news programs, in all the papers and on all the internet news and all the radios.

The only thing we're missing out on is when she goes to the fuggen pisser!

Honestly? Fuck her off and send over someone with talent!!! Send us MissChickie!!!!

I certainly understand the smile... that looks like a lot of fun!

I would enjoy... but I don't see anything...

Guess the next question has to be Are we lucky enough to get a small vid of you playing with them?

Sad thing is, I live in Perth, Australia, but that Kiwi's actually closer to Brisbane than I am...

That is pretty fucked up. Just bask in the awesomeness that is your day. And every one else who wants to piss on that can get fucked...

Either that or you could fuck them, and they too can have an awesome day...

Well, let's see... you + camera = win!

Love to see more...

Ok, new direction...

Who's the thickest newb?

Love to see an pic or two as an example...

Because you like to brag what a hottie your banging, and we like to think of ourselves doin it.

How could I forget? Of course, I was using a different user name back then...

How much then? God damn, love a bit of that...

Quite the star, continuing on even in the face of dipshits. I applaud you, and look forward to seeing your new pics.

Oh I intend on it...

I say Doug... we need more pics of your wife. She looks smokin'!

Wow, leave a thread alone for a little and I miss a gem!

Kentucky, I love the way you treated that dipshit. But I really think there's only one thing you could have done better. He obviously lacks the intelligence to understand some of the larger words you used. Perhaps playing by his level you might get through to him.

Remember your days at primary (oops... sorry - elementary school? You'll have to excuse me, here we call it primary school)... clap out the words for every sylable (sorry for my bad spelling). Anything over two claps, don't use.

I think you handled it well, proving you have the complete package, looks, sexiness and brains. I think we need a pic to celebrate...