THANK YOU EVADE

Older now, yes, but yet so childish, immature and innocent. Been working my cute lil' ass off for about the last decade, not to mention the last year. Couldn't believe my eyes when I finally fetched my nearly-forgotten pswd and got here and found my thread still alive.

How are things here?

Omg I gotta come here more often....

Hi handsome....

oh... this thread is still alive

Oh and I missed your beautiful blond hair as well, not to mention your ability to flatter and your obviously gigologic attitude..

My innocent yet slightly evil wit... oooh yes, I see, couldn't help noticing you sill have my innocent and slightly evil rmm-labelled witties picture among the other witties...

err... or was it... wit?? just a moment *goes to wikipedia*

Ok, ok

after several months of me wandering bewildered with no haven to settle in, I finally realize it's time for me to go home (aka rmm, where all the other weird people live and come from). So, where to start?

The answer I gave to myself was simple: Go to rmm, there to sex talk and pick the most bizarre thread u can find. You'll meet your long missed friends over there.

And here I am...

So hello Bondi, Pups, Gnappy, Allme and everybody

Nora is alive and kicking and waiting for the summer... How are ya???


ps. To me, it's not gay, although it makes ME happy...

Oh, right there he goes as I come marching in! my luck once again.

How are you other.... mm... bitches?

I think I'll need a quick update, for I've been gone sooo (toooo) long time now...

Thx sweetie. Oh wow,my thread is still alive... barely... but still been gone for a while, busy and all those explanations, u know...

Oh, I decided to go. But I may come back!

That might be true. Girls need to feel they could be the women in the movie... and It's not so easy when the heroine of the story looks like she's all plastic, is wearing a blonde wig and wants desperately to get smothered with jizz.

Sometimes that might work too, tho...

But back to the topic, old porn movies have that little something the newest productions don't. (Besides the pubic hair)

Russ Meyer rocks!!

Calvin Klein

Uh, I prefer eating it all the way to the end

well, that option is under-the-counter only and only today

Eat here or take away?

I hereby apologize for all misspelt words I've typed and for all of those to come. And I admit I most probably haven't done them purposefully but purely because of my lack of comprehending the language. Yet I will not want to restrict your rights to find them funny and brighten up your day by laughing at me.

Now count my errors with that

I love bras and I tend to wear them every day.... Not that anyone would notice if I'm not wearing one. When I take off my bra, my tits seem to stay exactly where they were with the support. They bounce a bit but mostly the movement under my shirt is just light shivering...

Fancy some McMuffin to go with my McBoobies?

Thanks and have a nice day!

1. Me neither

2. Likewise.... oh wait, last summer some guy watched me dancing in a club with my friends, then he disappeared somewhere, and a bit later he walked to me, put 20 € in my hand and said "your ass looks gorgeous"... does that count?

3. I have smoked pot but that's it... well when I was 3 years old I was hospitalized for eating some deliciously coloured pills one of my relatives had left of my reach. Only "one blue and one red" I explained to the doctor after the stomach pump (that's what I've heard afterwards). So up-and down we went...

4. same here

5. Never stolen money either

6. same here

7. I have tried not to, though it sometimes feels very tempting for some reason

8. same here

Falukorv

Oh the notty pervy fishes... I've in fact been wondering why I have the feeling someone is staring at me while I'm bathing...

thanks sweetie

No, just thought of it. Probably too many problems and worries and too little pleasure. But never say never...

And black and white shower pics are what u are getting today. Just to remind the purpose of this thread.

My husband also did this and his first results were John Kerry and Nicholas Cage.

Way to go, Mathew...

Yes I tried several pics there and the only celebrity that resulted every time was Lindsay Lohan. So that must be it. I can live with that

Baby, I'm blonde, I'm from Sweden and I have never had sex with another woman.


Ooops... just kidding

I have

yeah, there's something wrong with that site... how do u explain I didn't result the famous celeb called Nora, though I happen to have 100% resemblance with that wide-known a-cup beauty from world-famous RMM?? That's just weird...

Oh well, maybe some day...

or maybe not