This has to be my fav.

Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.


I pitty the fool that crosses Mr. T

I believe that whatever style of picture you take will be perfect. There are a million ways to have fun, you can dress up in a costume, paint you body, then you can go the whole art style where you do a black and white photo. The sky is the limit.

Crackerman by Stone Temple Pilots

And they always seem to find my car on the highway! What Luck!!!!

I'm 6'7"

I hate when people cut you off on the highway just to drive slower then you, or when someone goes flying by you just to get a head of you on the exit. I guess what I am trying to say is that I hate people that drive like dip shits!

I don't believe you, everyone knows that you are to stick peanuts up your butt. Next you will try to tell me that you don't eat suppositories. You are so silly!

Hey, you asked the question, I just spoke the truth.

Alexandra81, you have my vote, andi also would love to see more pics of you in the future.

1.Peanuts make my butt itch.
2.I don't like clowns and rodents.
3. The only thing I can split is my pants!

Light beer is a lot like have sex on a boat! It is the closest thing to fucking water. I drink Michelob Amber Bock, and Rolling Rock.

That is one hell of a nice turd cutting buckeye.

Nice pair! Keep the pics coming!

Wow! That is an amazing picture, but I must agree with paybarraman, you cut the good part out. Still it is a wonderful picture.

To tell you the truth, I have never tried it. I am married, so maybe I will try it on my wife. I am thinking that I will get hit pretty hard, but it is in the name of science.

What's wrong with PEE HOLE? That is what it is isn't it? Sorry, that I'm not the romantic that you guys are.

I sure as shit wouldn't mind seeing her pee hole.

Wow, nice turd cutter.

kizzlescizzle keep up the good work. You are truely hott, with straight or curly hair. Hell, with a body like yours I think you would be sexy with a mohawk. Keep the pictures a coming.

I would say that my proudest moment under the influence was this past summer. My wife's parents have an in the ground pool, and everyone was swimming. Well, after a lot of beer and Makers Mark, I though it would be funny to do a cannon ball and get everyone that was sitting around the pool wet. Now I am a large man I am 6'-6" and weigh in at 285, I ran and jumped as high as I could and did the perfect cannon ball into 4 foot of water. I busted my tail bone, and couldn't sit down with out pain for a long time. Still today, my wife gets pissed when someone talks about it.

You are truely amazing. Keep up the outstanding pictures.