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Natalie The Wannabe Stripper!, the 411!
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Jan 7 2007, 11:28 PM
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QUOTE(numba1fan @ Jan 6 2007, 09:31 PM) yeah guys, i keep trying, hopefully this weekend will work out for more pixxx, its been far to long!!!!!!! ![2thumbs.gif](style_emoticons/default/2thumbs.gif) Keep fighting the good fight
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Jan 12 2007, 05:07 PM
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I just got sent this today. lol Dear Connie, > > > > I know the counselor said we shouldn't contact each other during >our >"cooling off" period, but I couldn't wait anymore. The day you left, I >swore >I'd never talk to you again. But that was just the wounded little boy in me >talking. Still, I never wanted to be the first one to make contact. In my >fantasies, it was always you who would come crawling back to me. I guess my >pride needed that. But now I see that my pride's cost me a lot of things. >I' >m tired of pretending I don't miss you. I don't care about looking bad >anymore. I don't care who makes the first move as long as one of us does. > > > > Maybe it's time we let our hearts speak as loudly as our hurt. And >this is what my heart says: "There's no one like you, Connie." I look for >you in the eyes and breasts of every woman I see, but they're not you. >They' >re not even close. > > > > Two weeks ago, I met this girl at Flamingos and brought her home >with me. I don't say this to hurt you, but just to illustrate the depth of >my desperation. She was young, maybe 19; with one of those perfect bodies >that only youth and maybe a childhood spent ice skating can give you. I >mean, just a perfect body. Tits like you wouldn't believe and an ass that >just wouldn't quit. Every man's dream, right? But as I sat on the couch >being blown by this stunner, I thought, look at the stuff we've made >important in our lives. It's all so superficial. What does a perfect body >mean? Does it make her better in bed? > > > > Well, in this case, yes, but you see what I'm getting at. Does it >make her a better person? Does she have a better heart than my moderately >attractive Connie? I doubt it. And I'd never really thought of that before. > > > > I don't know, maybe I'm just growing up a little. Later, after I'd >tossed her about a half a pint of throat yogurt, I found myself thinking, >"Why do I feel so drained and empty?" It wasn't just her flawless technique >or her slutty, shameless hunger, but something else. Some nagging feeling >of >loss. Why did it feel so incomplete? And then it hit me. It didn't feel the >same because you weren't there to watch. > > > > Do you know what I mean? Nothing feels the same without you. >Jesus, >Connie, I'm just going crazy without you. And everything I do just reminds >me of you. > > > > Do you remember Carol, that single mom we met at the Holiday Inn >lounge last year? Well, she dropped by last week with a pan of lasagna. She >said she figured I wasn't eating right without a woman around. I didn't >know >what she meant till later, but that's not the real story. > > > > Anyway, we had a few glasses of wine and the next thing you know, >we >'re banging away in our old bedroom. And this tart's a total monster in the >sack. She's giving me everything, you know, like a real woman does when >she' >s not hung up about her weight or her career and whether the kids can hear >us. And all of a sudden, she spots that tilting mirror on your >grandmother's >old vanity. So she puts it on the floor and we straddle it, right, so we >can >watch ourselves. And it's totally hot, but it makes me sad, too. Cause I >can >'t help thinking, "Why didn't Connie ever put the mirror on the floor? >We've >had this old vanity for what, 14 years, and we never used it as a sex toy." > > > > Saturday, your sister drops by with my copy of the restraining >order. I mean, Vicky's just a kid and all, but she's got a pretty good head >on her shoulders and she's been a real friend to me during this painful >time. She's given me lots of good advice about you and about women in >general. She's pulling for us to get back together, Connie, she really is. >So we're doing Jell-O shots in a hot bubble bath and talking about happier >times. Here's this teenage girl with the same DNA as you and all I can do >is >think of how much she looked like you when you were 18.And that just about >makes me cry. And then it turns out Vicky's really into the whole anal >thing, that gets me to thinking about how many times I pressured you about >trying it and how that probably fueled some of the bitterness between us. >But do you see how even then, when I'm thrusting inside your baby sister's >cinnamon ring, all I can do is think of you? > > > > It's true, Connie. In your heart you must know it. Don't you think >we could start over? Just wipe out all the grievances away and start fresh? > > > > I think we can. > > > > If you feel the same please, please, please let me know. > > > > Otherwise, can you let me know where the fucking remote is? > > > > Love, > > > > Dan
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Jan 12 2007, 05:15 PM
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QUOTE(natalie @ Jan 12 2007, 03:07 PM) I just got sent this today. lol Dear Connie, > > > > I know the counselor said we shouldn't contact each other during >our >"cooling off" period, but I couldn't wait anymore. The day you left, I >swore >I'd never talk to you again. But that was just the wounded little boy in me >talking. Still, I never wanted to be the first one to make contact. In my >fantasies, it was always you who would come crawling back to me. I guess my >pride needed that. But now I see that my pride's cost me a lot of things. >I' >m tired of pretending I don't miss you. I don't care about looking bad >anymore. I don't care who makes the first move as long as one of us does. > > > > Maybe it's time we let our hearts speak as loudly as our hurt. And >this is what my heart says: "There's no one like you, Connie." I look for >you in the eyes and breasts of every woman I see, but they're not you. >They' >re not even close. > > > > Two weeks ago, I met this girl at Flamingos and brought her home >with me. I don't say this to hurt you, but just to illustrate the depth of >my desperation. She was young, maybe 19; with one of those perfect bodies >that only youth and maybe a childhood spent ice skating can give you. I >mean, just a perfect body. Tits like you wouldn't believe and an ass that >just wouldn't quit. Every man's dream, right? But as I sat on the couch >being blown by this stunner, I thought, look at the stuff we've made >important in our lives. It's all so superficial. What does a perfect body >mean? Does it make her better in bed? > > > > Well, in this case, yes, but you see what I'm getting at. Does it >make her a better person? Does she have a better heart than my moderately >attractive Connie? I doubt it. And I'd never really thought of that before. > > > > I don't know, maybe I'm just growing up a little. Later, after I'd >tossed her about a half a pint of throat yogurt, I found myself thinking, >"Why do I feel so drained and empty?" It wasn't just her flawless technique >or her slutty, shameless hunger, but something else. Some nagging feeling >of >loss. Why did it feel so incomplete? And then it hit me. It didn't feel the >same because you weren't there to watch. > > > > Do you know what I mean? Nothing feels the same without you. >Jesus, >Connie, I'm just going crazy without you. And everything I do just reminds >me of you. > > > > Do you remember Carol, that single mom we met at the Holiday Inn >lounge last year? Well, she dropped by last week with a pan of lasagna. She >said she figured I wasn't eating right without a woman around. I didn't >know >what she meant till later, but that's not the real story. > > > > Anyway, we had a few glasses of wine and the next thing you know, >we >'re banging away in our old bedroom. And this tart's a total monster in the >sack. She's giving me everything, you know, like a real woman does when >she' >s not hung up about her weight or her career and whether the kids can hear >us. And all of a sudden, she spots that tilting mirror on your >grandmother's >old vanity. So she puts it on the floor and we straddle it, right, so we >can >watch ourselves. And it's totally hot, but it makes me sad, too. Cause I >can >'t help thinking, "Why didn't Connie ever put the mirror on the floor? >We've >had this old vanity for what, 14 years, and we never used it as a sex toy." > > > > Saturday, your sister drops by with my copy of the restraining >order. I mean, Vicky's just a kid and all, but she's got a pretty good head >on her shoulders and she's been a real friend to me during this painful >time. She's given me lots of good advice about you and about women in >general. She's pulling for us to get back together, Connie, she really is. >So we're doing Jell-O shots in a hot bubble bath and talking about happier >times. Here's this teenage girl with the same DNA as you and all I can do >is >think of how much she looked like you when you were 18.And that just about >makes me cry. And then it turns out Vicky's really into the whole anal >thing, that gets me to thinking about how many times I pressured you about >trying it and how that probably fueled some of the bitterness between us. >But do you see how even then, when I'm thrusting inside your baby sister's >cinnamon ring, all I can do is think of you? > > > > It's true, Connie. In your heart you must know it. Don't you think >we could start over? Just wipe out all the grievances away and start fresh? > > > > I think we can. > > > > If you feel the same please, please, please let me know. > > > > Otherwise, can you let me know where the fucking remote is? > > > > Love, > > > > Dan hahaha, oh that was priceless! Especially "cinnamon ring".
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Jan 12 2007, 05:30 PM
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QUOTE(natalie @ Jan 12 2007, 05:24 PM) Oh my god the impossible just happened, Bondi, Gnappy and Bob are all on here at the same time I am. I guess that means I better find those pics of my hairdresser and I. lol Fuck Yeah
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Jan 12 2007, 05:55 PM
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QUOTE(natalie @ Jan 12 2007, 05:44 PM) Yup, those suckers are all naturel! Lucky girl. Lucky husband too. He had quite the hard on don'tcha know. I bet you he did.... and that is funny because I always imagine Canadians saying "Dont'cha know" QUOTE(natalie @ Jan 12 2007, 05:50 PM) I love the peircing she has just under her eye. Normally I hate peircings but this one makes her look good. I've recently learned that although I cannot pull it off I really like girls with that sexy punk look. ![smilio09.gif](style_emoticons/default/smilio09.gif) I didnt even notice the piercing, but yeah, its kinda punk... and I like it
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