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post Sep 19 2007, 03:42 PM
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QUOTE(COMEDYMAN @ Sep 19 2007, 03:57 AM)
Whatever state you don't get caught in biggrin.gif
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post Sep 19 2007, 03:45 PM
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was your band named general public or general pubic. I hope it was general pubic cuz that's damn funny laughing-smiley-017.gif
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post Sep 25 2007, 02:30 PM
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QUOTE(Gnappster @ Sep 19 2007, 11:19 AM)
was your band named general public or general pubic. I hope it was general pubic cuz that's damn funny laughing-smiley-017.gif
Is there anything you DON'T know(porn wise anyway tongue.gif )?
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laughing-smiley-014.gif Hilarious. I don't know how I missed that.


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post Sep 26 2007, 03:35 AM
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QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Sep 25 2007, 07:30 PM)
laughing-smiley-014.gif Hilarious.  I don't know how I missed that.
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post Dec 15 2007, 12:29 PM
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Why are both of Spongebob's parents round like sea sponges while he is square like a kitchen sponge?


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post Dec 16 2007, 09:13 AM
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QUOTE(misschickie @ Dec 15 2007, 10:29 AM)
Why are both of Spongebob's parents round like sea sponges while he is square like a kitchen sponge?
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post Dec 16 2007, 10:51 PM
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QUOTE(misschickie @ Dec 16 2007, 03:29 AM)
Why are both of Spongebob's parents round like sea sponges while he is square like a kitchen sponge?
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post Dec 17 2007, 11:46 PM
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COMEDYMAN...I ASKED A MOTHER FUCKIN QUESTION!!!

now, answer me...please? I'll show you my tits.
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post Dec 18 2007, 12:28 AM
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QUOTE(misschickie @ Dec 18 2007, 02:46 PM)
COMEDYMAN...I ASKED A MOTHER FUCKIN QUESTION!!!

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Simple... he's adopted!


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post Dec 18 2007, 12:40 AM
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QUOTE(bondiguy @ Dec 17 2007, 09:28 PM)
Simple... he's adopted!
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Nope, too easy. Try again.
Besides...wouldn't they adopt another sea sponge? That would be like you and Mrs. Bondi, going out and adopting a cute little marlin.


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post Dec 18 2007, 12:44 AM
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QUOTE(misschickie @ Dec 18 2007, 03:40 PM)
Nope, too easy.  Try again.
Besides...wouldn't they adopt another sea sponge?  That would be like you and Mrs. Bondi, going out and adopting a cute little marlin.
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Well I didn't want to say it but his mum is a slut and slept with a square sponge... the kid had a 50/50 shot and it turned out square. The dad upholds the lie because he is secretly impotent and the lie makes them both happier than the truth ever could


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post Dec 18 2007, 07:04 AM
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QUOTE(misschickie @ Dec 15 2007, 12:29 PM)
Why are both of Spongebob's parents round like sea sponges while he is square like a kitchen sponge?
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Spongebob suffers from Aquatic Coral Deformentia.. It's like a sponge form of Down's Syndrome. He is functional, having developed a slight culinary flair, but still retarded biggrin.gif



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post Dec 18 2007, 11:21 PM
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QUOTE(COMEDYMAN @ Dec 18 2007, 10:04 PM)
Spongebob suffers from Aquatic Coral Deformentia.. It's like a sponge form of Down's Syndrome.  He is functional, having developed a slight culinary flair, but still retarded biggrin.gif
Oh and I will look at those pretty tits of yours anytime !!!!!  22.gif
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That would have been my second guess


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post Dec 20 2007, 03:00 AM
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QUOTE(bondiguy @ Dec 17 2007, 09:44 PM)
Well I didn't want to say it but his mum is a slut and slept with a square sponge... the kid had a 50/50 shot and it turned out square. The dad upholds the lie because he is secretly impotent and the lie makes them both happier than the truth ever could
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the Jerry Springer version!

QUOTE(COMEDYMAN @ Dec 18 2007, 04:04 AM)
Spongebob suffers from Aquatic Coral Deformentia.. It's like a sponge form of Down's Syndrome.  He is functional, having developed a slight culinary flair, but still retarded biggrin.gif
Oh and I will look at those pretty tits of yours anytime !!!!!  22.gif
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the Learning Channel version!

love them both! and i love to show you my tits anythime cm


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post Dec 20 2007, 05:37 AM
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the Jerry Springer version!
the Learning Channel version!

love them both!  and i love to show you my tits anythime cm
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Jerry

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post Dec 24 2007, 09:55 AM
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QUOTE(misschickie @ Dec 20 2007, 03:00 AM)
... and i love to show you my tits anythime ...
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post Dec 24 2007, 12:47 PM
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post Dec 27 2007, 08:19 AM
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QUOTE(paybarraman @ Dec 24 2007, 12:47 PM)
Is Jimmy Hoffa really encased in concrete at the foundation of the Meadowlands?
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Naah! I think he's deep than that..... laughing-smiley-017.gif


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post Dec 27 2007, 03:05 PM
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Is there life on other planets?
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post Jan 6 2008, 07:42 AM
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QUOTE(paybarraman @ Dec 24 2007, 12:47 PM)
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Jimmy Hoffa isnt dead. He had a sex change and known as Bea Arthur on of the golden girls biggrin.gif


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Is there life on other planets?
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That one is a tough one. Is there life on other planets? Until we create a stellar propulsion so we can even get to the nearest star system or even to one of our sister planets that question will probably never be answered in our lifetime.

Simpler "is there life..?" questions should be more of the focus.

Is there life after marriage? Is there life after death? or is there life after being raped in prison? Those are the burning questions that can have answers ready biggrin.gif


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post Jan 6 2008, 08:38 PM
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QUOTE(COMEDYMAN @ Jan 6 2008, 04:42 AM)
Jimmy Hoffa isnt dead. He had a sex change and known as Bea Arthur on of the golden girls biggrin.gif
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QUOTE(COMEDYMAN @ Jan 6 2008, 04:47 AM)
That one is a tough one. Is there life on other planets?   Until we create a stellar propulsion so we can even get to the nearest star system or even to one of our sister planets that question will probably never be answered in our lifetime.  

Simpler "is there life..?" questions should be more of the focus.

Is there life after marriage?  Is there life after death? or is there life after being raped in prison?   Those are the burning questions that can have answers ready biggrin.gif
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my life will not be complete until i get to spend a weekend with CM, getting fucked and listening to his observations simultaneously.


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post Jan 11 2008, 11:38 AM
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QUOTE(misschickie @ Jan 6 2008, 06:38 PM)
my life will not be complete until i get to spend a weekend with CM, getting fucked and listening to his observations simultaneously.
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sounds like invitation Cman ...
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post Jan 13 2008, 02:27 AM
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QUOTE(misschickie @ Jan 6 2008, 08:38 PM)
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Fly into the Tampa Airport anytime you wanna biggrin.gif 22.gif


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Yes and while you were at work The iron escaped and knocked over a liquor store killing 1 and wounding 7


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Yes and while you were at work The iron escaped and knocked over a liquor store killing 1 and wounding 7
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Any other questions I can answer biggrin.gif Im in a sage mood biggrin.gif


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Any other questions I can answer biggrin.gif  Im in a sage mood biggrin.gif
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