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Posted by: ddd35 Sep 16 2006, 02:52 PM

Well I just passed my 1000 post , so i was told its probably time to start my own 411 .

I was led here by Boanna and her great body , I had met her at another site and she invited me here . What a great person.
Ladies I love breasts ,big small it doesn't matter I like them all.

For the guys , Lov the chats or discussion however ya see fit , I just dont understand why sometimes it has to be turned into a debate , why call sombody out for god sake its cyber space , its not your next door neigbers and hes been fucking your daughter , chill out enjoy , look at the Melons and be thankful that you can , remember those guys behind those headstones cant see the great tits we see everyday , or at least not the same way we do ..

Well as far as the DDD35 its simple my wifes a D , My baby sitter is a D and My wifes best friend is a D , and the day I got on here they were all out by the pool in there bikinis thus the DDD and the 35 was my football number in college ..

SO if ya wanna chat , sit down and take a load off , but yes i have a sense of humor , But I dont take kindly to Rude comments about my family .. SO see ya in the funny papers ....

Posted by: bondiguy Sep 16 2006, 07:22 PM

I can't believe I read the whole thing

Officially, welcome to the boards mate

Posted by: Gnappster Sep 16 2006, 10:17 PM

I skimmed over most of the stuff that didn't deal with breasts.
Welcome to RMM(six months later)!

btw, what was the "other" site you met boanna at?

Posted by: summoner Sep 16 2006, 11:59 PM

May my boob welcome you here

Posted by: ddd35 Sep 17 2006, 08:54 AM

May my boob welcome you here

Posted by: bondiguy Sep 18 2006, 01:24 AM

I skimmed over most of the stuff that didn't deal with breasts.
Welcome to RMM(six months later)!

btw, what was the "other" site you met boanna at?

Posted by: bondiguy Sep 18 2006, 01:41 AM

Sorry 3D I just had to post this, I thought of it when I read your intro post...

Mr. ddd35, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent post were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

Posted by: fellatiofiend18 Sep 18 2006, 02:21 AM

hey 3d!

im glad you have created a four one one. lol i dont have one, i just use my top melons thread for that. haha

anyhow, i read your whole intro and your life seems very interesting and you appear to be a fantastic conversationalist.

and as summoner started,
my boob(s) welcome(s) you also!

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Posted by: ddd35 Sep 18 2006, 06:38 AM

hey 3d!

im glad you have created a four one one. lol i dont have one, i just use my top melons thread for that. haha

anyhow, i read your whole intro and your life seems very interesting and you appear to be a fantastic conversationalist.

and as summoner started,
my boob(s) welcome(s) you also!

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Posted by: ddd35 Sep 18 2006, 06:39 AM

Yeah, there is more than1 boob site on the net?

Posted by: ddd35 Sep 18 2006, 06:41 AM

Sorry 3D I just had to post this, I thought of it when I read your intro post...

Mr. ddd35, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent post were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

Posted by: Gnappster Sep 18 2006, 12:00 PM

btw, what was the "other" site you met boanna at?

Yeah, there is more than1 boob site on the net?

yes I suppose there is  .

Sorry 3D I just had to post this, I thought of it when I read your intro post...

Mr. ddd35, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent post were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

Posted by: ddd35 Sep 18 2006, 12:48 PM

I think what we're getting at is what is the "other site" you met boanna at?
hahahaha, great Billy Madison quote. At first I was thinking Old School, but Frank won that one.

Posted by: Gnappster Sep 18 2006, 12:57 PM

ITS   RMK .

Posted by: Bobaloo Sep 18 2006, 03:19 PM

great thread so far, 3d. can we focus on your 18-year-old big-breasted baby-sitter for a moment.

Okay. i'm done.

Posted by: Gnappster Sep 18 2006, 03:57 PM

great thread so far, 3d.  can we focus on your 18-year-old big-breasted baby-sitter for a moment.

Okay. i'm done.

Posted by: ddd35 Sep 18 2006, 04:13 PM

yeah, PICS?! 
even clothed ones will do (for now)

Posted by: bondiguy Sep 19 2006, 01:48 AM

yes I suppose there is  .

Opinions vary  mate .   but thanks for yours  ! 

Posted by: ddd35 Sep 19 2006, 06:17 AM

Well who knew there was so much porn on the internet
I was just busting your chops mate, I just needed an excuse to run that little speech, its killer funny

Posted by: juicyboobs Sep 19 2006, 08:46 AM

my welcome....

Posted by: Bobaloo Sep 19 2006, 06:11 PM

This is a friendly reminder to let you know that you should get outta the damn field and get busy posting pics of your baby-sitter. Happy harvesting!

Posted by: bondiguy Sep 19 2006, 11:52 PM

I know   its a good speech  ... 

This is a friendly reminder to let you know that you should get outta the damn field and get busy posting pics of your baby-sitter.  Happy harvesting!

Posted by: ddd35 Sep 21 2006, 02:23 PM

Hello all , just stopped to check emails , Hey I did find some pics of the baby sitter in her prom dress but I think I have to crop her face off , will get that done , hope all is well here ...

Posted by: Gnappster Sep 21 2006, 03:03 PM

Hello  all , just stopped to check emails ,  Hey I did find some pics of the baby sitter in her prom dress  but I think I have to crop her face off , will get that done , hope all is well  here  ...

Posted by: Bobaloo Sep 21 2006, 03:22 PM

Hello  all , just stopped to check emails ,  Hey I did find some pics of the baby sitter in her prom dress  but I think I have to crop her face off , will get that done , hope all is well  here  ...

Posted by: Gnappster Sep 21 2006, 03:33 PM

DAMMIT!!!  I saw that you posted in here and thought that you'd have some freakin' baby-sitter pics in here by now dammit.  The corn can wait, I want baby-sitter!!!

Posted by: fellatiofiend18 Sep 21 2006, 04:54 PM

best you crop off the face hun. dont put her face out there if you havent asked her permission.
i know youll do the right thing...

shut up gnappy. lol

Posted by: HardDick69 Sep 21 2006, 05:02 PM

Yah baby sitter pics would be killer, post away bro

Posted by: Gnappster Sep 21 2006, 05:09 PM

best you crop off the face hun. dont put her face out there if you havent asked her permission.
i know youll do the right thing...

shut up gnappy. lol

Posted by: HardDick69 Sep 21 2006, 05:17 PM

It's not like I'd go to ddd's hometown with picture in hand looking for this girl. No that would be crazy.
Where does he live again? 

Posted by: Bobaloo Sep 21 2006, 05:58 PM

Haha yeah, Gnapp shows up w/ nothing but a pic of her tits and is like "Hi I'm looking for a farmer that has a babysitter that owns this rack, can you help me?"

Posted by: bondiguy Sep 22 2006, 12:43 AM

Well played

you're a pretty cool dude with a hot chick.  I'd have said hi earlier, but I was trying to avoid having to call someone harddick.  So Hi, welcome to RMM.  Hope you don't mind being called HD.

Posted by: Bobaloo Sep 22 2006, 09:49 AM

But 3d tells me you have never had any problems getting your lips around a harddick before?

Posted by: Gnappster Sep 22 2006, 11:25 AM

But 3d tells me you have never had any problems getting your lips around a harddick before?

Posted by: bondiguy Sep 22 2006, 06:40 PM

   BAM!

Posted by: ddd35 Sep 24 2006, 11:51 AM

well guys the gal in the yellow dress is my babysitter at her senior prom , the gal in the black is her twin sister , not identical ,(no boobs ) and nope its not from Goggle as Bobaloo would suggest its out of my archives ..


harvest is moving slowly as the weather isnt cooperating , going to be a long fall ..

Posted by: Bobaloo Sep 25 2006, 11:05 AM

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well guys the gal in the yellow dress is my babysitter at her senior prom , the gal in the black is her twin sister , not identical ,(no boobs )  and nope its not from Goggle as Bobaloo would suggest  its out of  my archives .. 
harvest is moving  slowly as the weather isnt cooperating  , going to be a long fall ..

Posted by: Bobaloo Sep 25 2006, 11:06 AM

Wow.  She'd be pretty hot if it weren't for that black stuff all over her face.

Thanks for finally posting the pics of your baby-sitter.  What's her number?  Perhaps her services could be of use to me. 

Posted by: Gnappster Sep 25 2006, 11:49 AM

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well guys the gal in the yellow dress is my babysitter at her senior prom , the gal in the black is her twin sister , not identical ,(no boobs )  and nope its not from Goggle as Bobaloo would suggest  its out of  my archives .. 
harvest is moving  slowly as the weather isnt cooperating  , going to be a long fall ..

Posted by: Gnappster Sep 25 2006, 11:56 AM

well guys the gal in the yellow dress is my babysitter at her senior prom , the gal in the black is her twin sister , not identical ,(no boobs )  and nope its not from Goggle as Bobaloo would suggest  its out of  my archives .. 
harvest is moving  slowly as the weather isnt cooperating  , going to be a long fall ..

Posted by: ddd35 Sep 25 2006, 01:58 PM

one more thing... How'd you get to go to her senior prom to take that pic???  Sign me up for that job. 

Posted by: Gnappster Sep 25 2006, 03:01 PM

If ya read the  start of this thread youd know I am on the school board , thus  I get invited to Prom  . and homecoming and  handed her , her diploma at graduation  .... 

Posted by: ddd35 Sep 25 2006, 05:37 PM

you're craftier than I thought, you dirty ol' bastard! 

after handing her the diploma did you give her a little slap on the ass, ya know, like "way to go!"

Posted by: Bobaloo Sep 26 2006, 10:31 AM

Well I handed her and her twin  there diplomas , and they both gave me a big hug right on stage  in front  of 1100 people including my WIFE ,  that wasnt a good thing ...  LOL    But always remember were thers a will theres a way ...

Posted by: bondiguy Sep 27 2006, 12:58 AM

Wow.  She'd be pretty hot if it weren't for that black stuff all over her face.

Thanks for finally posting the pics of your baby-sitter.  What's her number?  Perhaps her services could be of use to me. 

If ya read the  start of this thread youd know I am on the school board , thus  I get invited to Prom  . and homecoming and  handed her , her diploma at graduation  .... 

Posted by: ddd35 Sep 27 2006, 06:36 AM

Yeah she has one killer blackhead!
You dirty old man

Posted by: Bobaloo Sep 27 2006, 10:17 AM

what can I say ?

Posted by: bondiguy Sep 28 2006, 04:02 AM

well, you can start with... Babysitter, I need you to go over to Bobaloo's place for a while.  Here's some cab fare.

Posted by: ddd35 Sep 28 2006, 05:39 PM

well ladies and gentlemen and useing the term losely , have a question , the wife and I have been hanging out with a couple our same age for about 2 yrs , weve been to vegas , going to Hawaii in feb , and we go out to eat allot together as well as drink our share together , well my question is this .. I am really attracted to his wife , its kinda strange cause she isnt really my type , she just has average boobs , a fair butt , and a great smile , i found myself staring at her mouth and lips over supper last weekend , the 4 of us dont speek of sex , other then just jokng , but this summer we were at a tractor / truck pull and were drinking heavily and she needed help climbing off the semi traier we were sitting on and in the course of me holding her hand to help her down she moved my hand to her chest and brushed it across her breast , nothing was said just a shared smile .... Im just curious what ya all think should I persue some swapping or just call it well enough and tease and dream a bit and stay good friends ????? be nice gnappy and bob its just a question not a sex story or anything ...

Posted by: UncleBuck Sep 28 2006, 05:46 PM

well ladies and gentlemen  and useing the term losely , have a question , the wife and I have been hanging out  with a couple our same age  for about 2 yrs ,  weve been to vegas , going to Hawaii in feb , and we go out to eat allot together as well as  drink our share together , well my question is this ..  I am really attracted  to  his wife , its kinda strange  cause she isnt really my type , she  just has average  boobs , a fair butt , and a great smile , i found myself staring at her mouth and lips  over supper last weekend ,  the 4 of us dont speek of sex , other then just jokng , but this summer we were at a tractor / truck pull and were drinking heavily  and she needed help climbing off the semi traier we were sitting on  and in the course of me holding her hand  to help her down  she moved my hand to her chest  and brushed it across her breast , nothing was said  just a shared smile  ....  Im just curious what ya  all think should I persue  some swapping  or just call it well enough and   tease and dream  a bit and stay good friends  ?????      be nice gnappy and bob   its just a question  not a sex story or anything ...

Posted by: Gnappster Sep 28 2006, 05:52 PM

well ladies and gentlemen  and useing the term losely , have a question , the wife and I have been hanging out  with a couple our same age  for about 2 yrs ,  weve been to vegas , going to Hawaii in feb , and we go out to eat allot together as well as  drink our share together , well my question is this ..  I am really attracted  to  his wife , its kinda strange  cause she isnt really my type , she  just has average  boobs , a fair butt , and a great smile , i found myself staring at her mouth and lips  over supper last weekend ,  the 4 of us dont speek of sex , other then just jokng , but this summer we were at a tractor / truck pull and were drinking heavily  and she needed help climbing off the semi traier we were sitting on  and in the course of me holding her hand  to help her down  she moved my hand to her chest  and brushed it across her breast , nothing was said  just a shared smile  ....  Im just curious what ya  all think should I persue  some swapping  or just call it well enough and   tease and dream  a bit and stay good friends  ?????      be nice gnappy and bob   its just a question  not a sex story or anything ...

Posted by: Bobaloo Sep 28 2006, 06:17 PM

well ladies and gentlemen  and useing the term losely , have a question , the wife and I have been hanging out  with a couple our same age  for about 2 yrs ,  weve been to vegas , going to Hawaii in feb , and we go out to eat allot together as well as  drink our share together , well my question is this ..  I am really attracted  to  his wife , its kinda strange  cause she isnt really my type , she  just has average  boobs , a fair butt , and a great smile , i found myself staring at her mouth and lips  over supper last weekend ,  the 4 of us dont speek of sex , other then just jokng , but this summer we were at a tractor / truck pull and were drinking heavily  and she needed help climbing off the semi traier we were sitting on  and in the course of me holding her hand  to help her down  she moved my hand to her chest  and brushed it across her breast , nothing was said  just a shared smile  ....  Im just curious what ya  all think should I persue  some swapping  or just call it well enough and   tease and dream  a bit and stay good friends  ?????      be nice gnappy and bob   its just a question  not a sex story or anything ...

Posted by: Gnappster Sep 28 2006, 06:32 PM

Anyone can cheat.  the hard thing is not cheating.  there will be temptations and flirtations all your life.  You should accept that as a compliment and take out your sexual urges on your wife (and baby-sitter, of course). 

Posted by: bondiguy Sep 29 2006, 03:02 AM

First of all Naraz needs to get his emo ass to a tractor pull

secondly sometimes fantasies are great in theory but you could fuck her/wife swap and really not have fun

We ALL have forbidden fantasies (Hell I know I do) but just keep them that way

Posted by: ddd35 Sep 29 2006, 06:32 AM

you need to get that woman, your babysitter, your mother-in-law and that girl you met at the family reunion together fro some group action!
But seriously, I'd say forget it and enjoy the quick feel you got. Unless you're sure your wife would be into it, then I'd say leave well enough alone. Plus women do all sorts of crazy shit when drunk(I should know) that they would never think of doing when sober. Sure she may be attracted to you but it might end there. She could very well not want anything physical out of it. How do you find out if she wants more than that? Well you probably won't. If you try to pursue it and she's not into it, it could make hanging out with them really awkward. And if you go behind your wife's back and this other woman gets really spooked  and tells your wife, well, you might end up shacking up with the babysitter permanently. 

Posted by: ddd35 Sep 29 2006, 06:33 AM

Anyone can cheat.  the hard thing is not cheating.  there will be temptations and flirtations all your life.  You should accept that as a compliment and take out your sexual urges on your wife (and baby-sitter, of course). 

Also look at it this way.  Your buddy's wife is so-so.  okay boobs, okay butt, and you don't seem that into her other than for the thrill of it all.  now, you'd have to share YOUR wife with your buddy.  Are you willing to trade wife for wife.  who's getting the upgrade in that scenario?  In any case, you should be damn sure you have the bigger cock of the two... you'll have better chance of a threesome that way.

in unrelated news, Peoria isn't that far from me.  Think I can come over and meet your baby-sitter?? 

Posted by: ddd35 Sep 29 2006, 06:35 AM

First of all Naraz needs to get his emo ass to a tractor pull

secondly sometimes fantasies are great in theory but you could fuck her/wife swap and really not have fun

We ALL have forbidden fantasies (Hell I know I do) but just keep them that way

Posted by: Bobaloo Sep 29 2006, 10:49 AM

well the baby sitter is home from college this week to   ... 

Posted by: Gnappster Sep 29 2006, 11:34 AM

We ALL have forbidden fantasies (Hell I know I do) but just keep them that way

Posted by: bondiguy Sep 29 2006, 08:05 PM

I bet some of them are even heterosexual ones.

Posted by: ddd35 Oct 2 2006, 08:12 AM

How'z Saturday lookin' for her?

Posted by: HardDick69 Oct 2 2006, 05:31 PM

Well played

you're a pretty cool dude with a hot chick.  I'd have said hi earlier, but I was trying to avoid having to call someone harddick.  So Hi, welcome to RMM.  Hope you don't mind being called HD.

Posted by: Bobaloo Oct 2 2006, 07:10 PM

Dunno how I missed this before now haha.

lmao yah bro Hd is perfectly fine.  I proably should've used that name instead , but it was a spur of the moment thing haha.

Thanks for welcoming me to the boards.  PD and I are having a good time on here. Everyone seems to be cool so far *keywords: so far..haha* I like how you board vets give us newbies such a hard time and it weeds out the idiots pretty quick, even though every newbie is entitled to occassional idiotic moments I think i've used most of mine already though

Posted by: bondiguy Oct 3 2006, 04:26 AM

Dunno how I missed this before now haha.

lmao yah bro Hd is perfectly fine.  I proably should've used that name instead , but it was a spur of the moment thing haha.

Thanks for welcoming me to the boards.  PD and I are having a good time on here. Everyone seems to be cool so far *keywords: so far..haha* I like how you board vets give us newbies such a hard time and it weeds out the idiots pretty quick, even though every newbie is entitled to occassional idiotic moments I think i've used most of mine already though

Nah.  Newbs who post pics of their hot girlfriends get a few extra freebies.

Posted by: HardDick69 Oct 3 2006, 05:53 PM

and how!

Posted by: bondiguy Oct 5 2006, 01:44 AM

haha good to know!

I'll try not to abuse my benefits

Posted by: ddd35 Oct 6 2006, 06:39 AM

hello boys and girls , just stopping by to say hi. Life sucks right now but who am I to complain ?

anyway the lady friend i spoke of above , came to my sons football game last night , in the conversation she told my wife and I she was thinking about getting a boob job before we go to Hawaii in feb .. I asked her why ? All she said was with a grin on her face . ( thought you liked big boobs ?) I was speechless and aroused as well , so the game continues .. and by the way my son intercepted a pass and ran it back 75 yards for a TD , Im very proud right now ....

Posted by: Bobaloo Oct 6 2006, 10:55 AM

hello boys and girls  ,  just stopping by to say hi.   Life sucks right now but who am I to complain ?

anyway the lady friend i spoke of above  , came to my sons  football game last night  , in the conversation  she told my wife and I  she was thinking about getting a boob  job before we go to  Hawaii in feb ..  I asked her why ?   All she said was with a grin on her face . ( thought you liked big boobs ?)  I was speechless  and aroused  as well  ,   so the game continues ..  and by the way my son intercepted a pass and ran it back  75 yards for a TD   , Im very proud right now ....  

Posted by: Gnappster Oct 6 2006, 11:47 AM

hello boys and girls  ,  just stopping by to say hi.   Life sucks right now but who am I to complain ?

anyway the lady friend i spoke of above  , came to my sons  football game last night  , in the conversation  she told my wife and I  she was thinking about getting a boob  job before we go to  Hawaii in feb ..  I asked her why ?   All she said was with a grin on her face . ( thought you liked big boobs ?)  I was speechless  and aroused  as well  ,   so the game continues ..  and by the way my son intercepted a pass and ran it back  75 yards for a TD   , Im very proud right now ....  

Posted by: bondiguy Oct 6 2006, 07:12 PM

You should have said, "yeah, I do like big boobs.  I also like to come in girls' faces.  You gonna get that too?"  but, hey, that's just the kinda guy I am.

oh she's getting a boob job now?! all that stuff I said about not doing her? disregard it. you should now nail her and take nude pics of her to post here as well. 
That is all.

Posted by: ddd35 Oct 7 2006, 07:00 AM

oh she's getting a boob job now?! all that stuff I said about not doing her? disregard it. you should now nail her and take nude pics of her to post here as well. 
That is all.

Posted by: ddd35 Oct 7 2006, 07:06 AM

I would have said I like to defecate on female's chest after intercourse, just to see her reaction!
Agreed

Posted by: bondiguy Oct 9 2006, 01:36 AM

Im guessing she would have slapped me , then said I was gross ,  

Posted by: ddd35 Oct 9 2006, 06:26 AM

baby

Posted by: Bobaloo Oct 9 2006, 11:02 AM

LOL   we shall  see, will see them a couple times this week , If she brings up the boob job  Im going to tell her I need to see a before and after ..

Posted by: bondiguy Oct 10 2006, 01:05 AM

pft!  See   don't be such a sissy.  tell her your ears need to feel the difference before and after for proper evaluation.

Posted by: ddd35 Oct 10 2006, 06:29 AM

pft!  See   don't be such a sissy.  tell her your ears need to feel the difference before and after for proper evaluation.

Posted by: ddd35 Oct 13 2006, 07:08 AM

well she emailed me and asked if I would help them pay for her boob job , i thought that was brave , I havent answered back yet but I will ...

Posted by: bondiguy Oct 13 2006, 07:32 AM

well she emailed me and asked if I would help them pay for her  boob job , i thought that was brave  , I havent answered back yet    but I will   ... 

Posted by: Bobaloo Oct 13 2006, 09:10 AM

well she emailed me and asked if I would help them pay for her  boob job , i thought that was brave  , I havent answered back yet    but I will   ... 

Posted by: Gnappster Oct 13 2006, 11:49 AM

I know girls like this one you speak of. They lead guys on by flirting and what not, just to get stuff from the men. They're referred to as a cock tease. And the sad thing is, A LOT of guys fall for it. If she wants to flirt and whatever, fine. But when she wants you to start spending coin on her, forget it. Cuz in the end you'll probably get zero out of the deal.
Spend the money on your wife, at least you can be pretty sure to get some extra sex out of her. Or spend it on the babysitter, I bet she'll put out!

Posted by: Bobaloo Oct 13 2006, 11:55 AM

I know girls like this one you speak of. They lead guys on by flirting and what not, just to get stuff from the men. They're referred to as a cock tease. And the sad thing is, A LOT of guys fall for it. If she wants to flirt and whatever, fine. But when she wants you to start spending coin on her, forget it. Cuz in the end you'll probably get zero out of the deal.
Spend the money on your wife, at least you can be pretty sure to get some extra sex out of her. Or spend it on the babysitter, I bet she'll put out!

Posted by: bondiguy Oct 13 2006, 05:35 PM

Tell her no, but you'll test it for free.  She's fucked up, dude.  She's probably in on it with her husband.  They are probably conspiring to get you to pay for it.  it's all a setup and you're going to be the biggest loser of the whole group.  the other guy will get a wife with bigger boobs... and you'll be paying for it.  Then he'll let you fuck his wife, but he'll wanna be fucking around with yours.  I say fuck that shit.  Tell her to set up a bikini car wash in her driveway and earn the money herself.  either that or insist on daily blowjobs for a dollar a session.  or she has to let you tape a lesbian fuck fest among her and your wife and your baby-sitter.

that's my opinion.  I could be wrong.

Posted by: Bobaloo Oct 13 2006, 05:54 PM

BINGO!

Fucking bitch

Posted by: Gnappster Oct 13 2006, 05:56 PM

thanks for the support, brother!  and I rmember 3d saying his wife was a prize, especially compared to the boobily challenged neighbor

Posted by: Bobaloo Oct 13 2006, 05:58 PM

I think 3d is full of shit, he'd better post a pic of her(naked) so we can be sure.
plus one of his sexy mother in law. she'd totally be up for it!

Posted by: bondiguy Oct 13 2006, 06:07 PM

thanks for the support, brother!  and I rmember 3d saying his wife was a prize, especially compared to the boobily challenged neighbor

I second, and I'm sure bondi will vote along with us.  So that settles it.  3d had better start posting pics, or he can prepare for a life full of ridicule... which he may or may not already be used to.

Posted by: ddd35 Oct 13 2006, 10:05 PM

well gentlemen , I did email her back and just asked if she was serious ? I said nothing else .. we are however to all go out for supper tommorrow night then to a haunted house or soemthign so i figure it might come up there ..

As far as posting pics of my S/O it wont happen sorry , and besides i have never seen a picture of any of your S/o and Im pretty sure I never will .which is probably best for us all . as far as the ridicule at this point it doesnt much matter anyway , Life goes on ...

Posted by: Bobaloo Oct 14 2006, 10:27 AM

well gentlemen  , I did email her back  and just asked if she was serious  ?  I said nothing  else .. we are however to all go out for supper tommorrow night then to a haunted house  or soemthign so i figure it might come up there ..

As far as posting pics of my  S/O  it wont happen sorry  , and besides  i have never seen a picture of any of your  S/o  and Im pretty sure I never will .which is probably best for us all .   as far as the ridicule   at this point it doesnt much matter anyway  , Life goes on  ... 

Posted by: ddd35 Oct 14 2006, 10:43 AM

ah, don't be so sensative.  I was supporting you by saying that you said your wife was way more of a prize than your neighbor, so it'd be more of a downgrade to be doing a swaparoo.  You'd be the biggest loser in the transaction, so to speak. 

There is a pic floating around her of my little lady... it's just more of a silhouette.  As far as naked pics... I'm happy if I'm just able to get her naked.  Getting the camera in the same room at such a time is going to take a bit of work.

In any case, I think it would be best to get this little neighbor fantasy outta your head.  at the most, I'd say you should just try to get your wife in on it.  Maybe you can get her to make out with the broad or something at the haunted house. 

most importantly... if you do end up hooking up with the neighbor and she does end up getting implants, will you please supply some pics.  some before and lots of after.

click

Posted by: Bobaloo Oct 14 2006, 02:52 PM

Well I think the only way anything could possibly happen is if it was a swap , dont think my wife would go for it , but a person never knows ,, your probably right Iget the raw end of the trade ,

But if she gets implants and a makeover it wouldnt be all bad ,  you see I married the  homecoming , prom queen , and she was also the head cheerleader at her school ..  and the neighber was just  the girl that  spent her time  getiing drunk and high and getting  c grades  enough to get by  ,  I guess for me Bob  its just the thrill of the game , the tease , the fantasy , the  Whatifs ,  I dont think it would ever happen  sexually but a person never knows ....   Im figuring it will be a drunk time at the haunted house  so who knows what might happen  , with my luck the last few days  I will probably  get kicked in the nuts  and spend the night with ice on my balls  ...... 

Posted by: bondiguy Oct 14 2006, 09:35 PM

ah, don't be so sensative.  I was supporting you by saying that you said your wife was way more of a prize than your neighbor, so it'd be more of a downgrade to be doing a swaparoo.  You'd be the biggest loser in the transaction, so to speak. 

There is a pic floating around her of my little lady... it's just more of a silhouette.  As far as naked pics... I'm happy if I'm just able to get her naked.  Getting the camera in the same room at such a time is going to take a bit of work.

In any case, I think it would be best to get this little neighbor fantasy outta your head.  at the most, I'd say you should just try to get your wife in on it.  Maybe you can get her to make out with the broad or something at the haunted house. 

most importantly... if you do end up hooking up with the neighbor and she does end up getting implants, will you please supply some pics.  some before and lots of after.

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Posted by: ddd35 Oct 15 2006, 12:01 PM

Well, I hope your luck changes and we get to see pics of somebody's boobs or something.  Have fun at the haunted house.  YOu can always cop a feel when pretending to be lost in the dark feeling for a wall or doorway or something.  good luck with that.

Posted by: ddd35 Oct 15 2006, 02:24 PM

well I came across this pic today , this is a picture of my old book keeper

Posted by: ddd35 Oct 15 2006, 02:29 PM

and a close up , almost to close !!!!

Posted by: Bobaloo Oct 15 2006, 08:59 PM

well I came across this pic today , this is a  picture of my old book keeper

Posted by: foghorn Oct 16 2006, 12:01 AM

3d delivers!!!  Well done!!!  I'm sure there's going to be a few other people around here coming across that pic. 

so let me ask you, do you require a nude polaroid be attached to the résumé when they apply for the job?  cuz I'm thinking of implementing that system myself.

Posted by: bondiguy Oct 16 2006, 03:12 AM

3d delivers!!!  Well done!!!  I'm sure there's going to be a few other people around here coming across that pic. 

so let me ask you, do you require a nude polaroid be attached to the résumé when they apply for the job?  cuz I'm thinking of implementing that system myself.

Posted by: ddd35 Oct 16 2006, 06:45 AM

3d delivers!!!  Well done!!!  I'm sure there's going to be a few other people around here coming across that pic. 

so let me ask you, do you require a nude polaroid be attached to the résumé when they apply for the job?  cuz I'm thinking of implementing that system myself.

Posted by: Bobaloo Oct 16 2006, 09:23 AM

I was wondering the same thing... how do you come across a nude pic of your old book keeper???

Oh and resume? It still sounds so weird to me

Posted by: Bobaloo Oct 16 2006, 09:25 AM

well bob  this young lady  and was young , she was like 19 in this pic , was hell bent on climbing the ladder to success and she felt showing off  her boobs would help ,(couldnt hurt ) anyway   one day she was flashing so I told her here let me  take some pics  , and she undressed  , the close up  , she was simulating riding me ,
one day I walked in the office and she was sitting here  in a purple thong  and bra set  , she thought it was just to sexy to cover up !!! I have to agree . 

needless to say  that the end came  when the wife came home one day  and the young lady was sitting at her  desk in  spandex shorts and  a very revealing tank top , the wife asked me to fire her that night , but we remained friends  and as a matter of fact the wife  was  a bridesmaids at her wedding  ... 

Posted by: Gnappster Oct 16 2006, 12:25 PM

ah, don't be so sensative.  I was supporting you by saying that you said your wife was way more of a prize than your neighbor, so it'd be more of a downgrade to be doing a swaparoo.  You'd be the biggest loser in the transaction, so to speak. 

There is a pic floating around her of my little lady... it's just more of a silhouette.  As far as naked pics... I'm happy if I'm just able to get her naked.  Getting the camera in the same room at such a time is going to take a bit of work.

In any case, I think it would be best to get this little neighbor fantasy outta your head.  at the most, I'd say you should just try to get your wife in on it.  Maybe you can get her to make out with the broad or something at the haunted house. 

most importantly... if you do end up hooking up with the neighbor and she does end up getting implants, will you please supply some pics.  some before and lots of after.

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Somehow you manage to get yourself wrapped up in the most pleasant of strange situations.

Posted by: ddd35 Oct 16 2006, 06:03 PM

Gnappy I think I ve said it before I have always go along better with women then I do with men , I just become good friends with them , I was always easy to talk to , so I was like great friends , and usually ended up being friends with benefits ,, then once I took over the family farm and other business's they liked that i had nice things and could take them out to eat and party and such , So I guess Im just lucky

Posted by: Bobaloo Oct 16 2006, 06:29 PM

Gnappy  I think I ve said it before I have always go along better with women then I do with men , I just become good friends with them  , I was always easy to talk to , so I was like great friends , and usually ended up being friends with benefits ,, then once I took over the family farm and other business's they liked that i had nice things and could take them out to eat and party and such , So I guess Im just lucky 

Posted by: Gnappster Oct 16 2006, 06:50 PM

where can I get me one of these family farms you speak of?

And more importantly, do they come with a baby-sitter, or do you have to get your own?

Posted by: Bobaloo Oct 16 2006, 06:51 PM

preferably with big tits

and bob, don't you already have the family auto something or other store?

Posted by: evade20 Oct 16 2006, 08:57 PM

well, yeah, but I sure as hell don't^^^^^? a baby-sitter around here anywhere.

Posted by: HardDick69 Oct 17 2006, 01:16 AM

Haha I can see it now:

DDD35: "So this concludes the interview"
Random female: "So did I get the job?"
DDD35: "Eh, I'll have to call you back."
Random female: "Oh btw, here's a pic of my tits, sorry they all couldn't fit on the picture. Price you pay for being well endowed "
DDD35: "Welcome to DDD's farm, first task is for me to.......*serious look* plow your field."
*cue cheesey '70s porn music*

Now on DVD "Book Keepers Gone Wild!"

Posted by: bondiguy Oct 17 2006, 01:50 AM

haha.  Great ep.  I love the part at the end where they're like. Can we at least keep her till the orgy?
And homer's like, what do you say, Marge?

instead of just a big loser 

if all that shit happened to me, I'd be waiting for the crew of Playboy TVs Totally Busted to come charging out to let me in on the joke. 

Haha I can see it now:

DDD35: "So this concludes the interview"
Random female: "So did I get the job?"
DDD35: "Eh, I'll have to call you back."
Random female: "Oh btw, here's a pic of my tits, sorry they all couldn't fit on the picture.  Price you pay for being well endowed "
DDD35: "Welcome to DDD's farm, first task is for me to.......*serious look* plow your field."
*cue cheesey '70s porn music*

Now on DVD "Book Keepers Gone Wild!"

Posted by: Christof Oct 17 2006, 03:17 AM

you have watched too much bad porno my friend

Posted by: ddd35 Oct 17 2006, 06:20 AM

where can I get me one of these family farms you speak of?

And more importantly, do they come with a baby-sitter, or do you have to get your own?

Posted by: ddd35 Oct 17 2006, 06:24 AM

well, yeah, but I sure as hell don't a baby-sitter around here anywhere.

Posted by: ddd35 Oct 17 2006, 06:25 AM

Haha I can see it now:

DDD35: "So this concludes the interview"
Random female: "So did I get the job?"
DDD35: "Eh, I'll have to call you back."
Random female: "Oh btw, here's a pic of my tits, sorry they all couldn't fit on the picture.  Price you pay for being well endowed "
DDD35: "Welcome to DDD's farm, first task is for me to.......*serious look* plow your field."
*cue cheesey '70s porn music*

Now on DVD "Book Keepers Gone Wild!"

Posted by: Gnappster Oct 17 2006, 01:02 PM

Bad? Porno? no I dont get it

oh yeah   I have  2 new canidates for baby sitter  now that mine went to college ,  and guess what  1 has big boobs  one just has a great ass   , lol   i guess its the fact that we pay  7.50  and meals   and they watch  them here at our house that attracts the baby sitters , you see we have a large pool and hot tub  , so they enjoy that .. and I enjoy the View ... 

Posted by: ddd35 Oct 17 2006, 01:35 PM

It's a very fine line, but I discovered it does exist. Back when we were 18, some buddies and I rented some porn, for the novelty of it, and because net porn wasn't nearly as good back then. Anyway, we decided to rent the 6 hours of porn on one tape, cuz it was 6 HOURS, not the crappy 90 minute stuff with hot porn stars.
As it turned out it was bad porn.
$7.50 and meals? Where do I apply? But I get 3 popsicles out of the freezer too, right? And if I don't get the job, can I at least "supervize" the new sitter?

Posted by: Christof Oct 17 2006, 01:43 PM

It's a very fine line, but I discovered it does exist. Back when we were 18, some buddies and I rented some porn, for the novelty of it, and because net porn wasn't nearly as good back then. Anyway, we decided to rent the 6 hours of porn on one tape, cuz it was 6 HOURS, not the crappy 90 minute stuff with hot porn stars.
As it turned out it was bad porn.

Posted by: bondiguy Oct 18 2006, 01:50 AM

Bad? Porno? no I dont get it

Posted by: ddd35 Oct 18 2006, 06:47 AM

What Gnappy said...

Typical guy, always going for quantity over quality

Posted by: bondiguy Oct 19 2006, 03:12 AM

isnt that the male way ?

Posted by: ddd35 Oct 19 2006, 06:52 AM

Yes sir

Posted by: ddd35 Oct 20 2006, 07:27 AM

well boys the baby sitter called last night , shes been lifting wieghts , getting muscled up for softball , made sure to tell me her boobs are firm as ever ... and shes having a blast at college ...

Posted by: Gnappster Oct 20 2006, 09:13 AM

well boys the  baby sitter called last night   , shes been lifting wieghts , getting  muscled up for softball , made sure to tell me her boobs are firm as ever  ...  and shes having a blast at college  ... 

Posted by: ddd35 Oct 20 2006, 09:24 AM

PICS?! 
(at least that's what you should have told her)

Does she go to college out of state? cuz then if you go bang her there, it doesn't count as cheating.

Posted by: Gnappster Oct 20 2006, 11:23 AM

well she was a little tipsy when she called , its homecoming week at college and there partying big time ,   I told her I needed some pics in her softball uniform , her only comment was  , Ill flex my assets  for ya   LOL 
yes she is out of state  but I dont think the wife will buy that aurgument ...   specially since the main reason she called me was to tell me she would be home all next week  on break  ...    

Posted by: bondiguy Oct 20 2006, 06:19 PM

PICS?! 
(at least that's what you should have told her)

Does she go to college out of state? cuz then if you go bang her there, it doesn't count as cheating.

if you get any pics, it is your civic duty to post them here.

Posted by: ddd35 Oct 21 2006, 05:14 PM

I will do my best but theres no guarantees .....

Posted by: bondiguy Oct 21 2006, 08:17 PM

I will do my best but theres no guarantees .....

Posted by: ddd35 Oct 22 2006, 04:17 PM

[attachmentid=30673]well I just got this via email from the sitter I have no idea who the other girls are , I assume her room mates , looks like homecoming week has gone well

Posted by: bondiguy Oct 23 2006, 03:41 AM

[attachmentid=30673]well I just got this via email  from the sitter  I have no idea who the other girls are  , I assume  her room mates   , looks like   homecoming week has gone well 

Posted by: ddd35 Oct 23 2006, 06:56 AM

I was going to ask which one was the sitter but I dont think I care, I'd do em all!!!

btw who are you the pope? Post their faces!!!

Posted by: Gnappster Oct 23 2006, 01:52 PM

[attachmentid=30673]well I just got this via email  from the sitter  I have no idea who the other girls are  , I assume  her room mates   , looks like   homecoming week has gone well 

sorry   Bondi  , no faces  , shes going to school to become a doctor   . and shes in the red bra 

Posted by: bondiguy Oct 24 2006, 02:56 AM

sorry   Bondi  , no faces  , shes going to school to become a doctor   . and shes in the red bra 

boy 3d, despite how everyone calls you an asshole when you're not around, you seem like an OK guy (as long as you keep posting pics like this)

That is all.

Posted by: ddd35 Oct 24 2006, 06:25 AM

holy shnikes! can you cc those emails to me??
I figured the red bra one was the sitter...she has the biggest funbags, but I would like to defile all three, preferably at once.
what a coincidence, maybe I could tutor her, cuz Dr. Tongue has arrived! 
boy 3d, despite how everyone calls you an asshole when you're not around, you seem like an OK guy (as long as you keep posting pics like this)

That is all.

Posted by: Gnappster Oct 24 2006, 12:57 PM

ok well show the other 2
Agreed!

I told you guys if I get the goods I would share  , Im trying for nude  but I cant be to  open asking her for them  , we have been pretty  close to this point that might cause me some  problems down the road  ... 

Posted by: ddd35 Oct 24 2006, 02:01 PM

why didn't I think of that?
it's all about subtlety and vagueness of your intentions.

don't say "send me some titty pics!"

say something like "geeze, you guys look like you were having a crazy time, what did you do for an encore after that?"

and then there's the invaluable LOL. bastardized to the point of nausea online, it serves as the perfect get out of jail ticket if you say something out of line. observe:
you're chatting with some hot girl and say:
"wow you're hot! I'm gonna trace your ISP and come knocking on your door to have my way with you"... she's calling the authorities on your ass!
BUT, add a LOL to the end of that, "wow you're hot! I'm gonna trace your ISP and come knocking on your door to have my way with you LOL" and she thinks you' re just a big harmless admirer.

add the 2 together, "geeze, you guys look like you were having a crazy time, what did you do for an encore after that LOL" and you'll be in boobie heaven.

and what do you mean cause you some trouble down the road. you mean with your wife? do you really think she'd be much less pissed off with the pic the babysitter already sent than with a nude one. maybe a bit, but it'd be in the same ballpark.

And that is all.

Posted by: ddd35 Oct 25 2006, 03:44 PM

well the friend called my wife today asked if I was going to help pay for her boob job , , I told my wife sure as long as I get to enjoy them after I pay for them , the wife slapped me , then called the friend and told her what i said , all I heard was , OKAY

Posted by: HardDick69 Oct 25 2006, 03:49 PM

DDD, that pic was fantastic. U are the man

Posted by: Gnappster Oct 25 2006, 05:32 PM

well yeah your right  , it probably  wouldnt cause any more trouble then the  bra and panty  pic  , course thats not much worse then  the bikini she wore when she was swimming here this summer  ,   or even the naked  boobs that are posted  above of our old book keeper  ...    I might  casually ask the sitter if shed care to share some nudes  , but as you state above I will do it Tackful   , ZYou Know  like  (  HEy  you got some awesome titties there mind if I snap a couple pics of them  ????  )   LOL    well just stopped for a short lunch and fax some paper work  .     see ya later  

well the friend called my wife today asked if I was going to help pay for her boob job  ,  , I told my wife   sure as long as I get to enjoy them after I pay for them  , the wife slapped me  , then called the friend and told her what i said  , all I  heard was  , OKAY     

Posted by: ddd35 Oct 25 2006, 07:27 PM

at least you got the LOL in there 

btw has your wife seen any of these pics?
and you're still married? 

Posted by: ddd35 Oct 25 2006, 07:28 PM

DDD, that pic was fantastic. U are the man

Posted by: bondiguy Oct 26 2006, 01:40 AM

why didn't I think of that?
it's all about subtlety and vagueness of your intentions.

don't say "send me some titty pics!"

say something like "geeze, you guys look like you were having a crazy time, what did you do for an encore after that?"

and then there's the invaluable LOL. bastardized to the point of nausea online, it serves as the perfect get out of jail ticket if you say something out of line. observe:
you're chatting with some hot girl and say:
"wow you're hot! I'm gonna trace your ISP and come knocking on your door to have my way with you"... she's calling the authorities on your ass!
BUT, add a LOL to the end of that, "wow you're hot! I'm gonna trace your ISP and come knocking on your door to have my way with you LOL" and she thinks you' re just a big harmless admirer.

add the 2 together, "geeze, you guys look like you were having a crazy time, what did you do for an encore after that LOL" and you'll be in boobie heaven.

and what do you mean cause you some trouble down the road. you mean with your wife? do you really think she'd be much less pissed off with the pic the babysitter already sent than with a nude one. maybe a bit, but it'd be in the same ballpark.

And that is all.

at least you got the LOL in there 

btw has your wife seen any of these pics?
and you're still married? 

Posted by: ddd35 Oct 26 2006, 08:18 AM

LOL... the 3 greatest letters to be grouped since NIN haha
  If he is I dont know how

btw I still wouldnt help out that bird by paying for her new boobs.

And seriously, unscramble the faces of the other 2!

Posted by: Gnappster Oct 26 2006, 11:52 AM

LOL... the 3 greatest letters to be grouped since NIN haha
  If he is I dont know how

Well I look at it this way ,on the boobs , We spend allot of time with her so i will get to see the cleavage allot and Im guessing even more  , just think of the heads that will turn when she and my S/O walk thru the mall or walk down the beach when were in Hawaii this feb  ..   I guess its a matter of helping a friend out to build her self esteem  , she called my wife last night and said she had a  apointment  yesterday with the  surgeon ,  he wants to give her a good sized D  i dont know how many CC that is but for her its going to be a pretty big change , he will also  relocate her nipples  to the center as now they sag ,  He gave her a fake set to put in  bra to see what she thought , and she told the  wife  her hubby about attacked her when she walked in with them on last night ,  that alone helped her make the decision ...  and hell its only $4000.  its not like its a  life savings amount ... 
I might go back and erase the  extras  faces  I havent decided  ....

Posted by: ddd35 Oct 26 2006, 01:50 PM

Nine Inch Nails? That's one of your no name bands
I dunno bout you but I wouldn't want a woman with a great pair of tits that I paid for hanging out with me and MY wife. How can you get a good look at them. Your wife will probably watch you like a hawk to see if you are paying more attention to her new D-cups than you should be. why don't they just take out a loan? and if she thinks she has been passed over for promotions cuz of her tits, suggest that maybe it's her BJ skills that are lacking and you could help her out with that.

oh yeah, since $4000 isn't much to you, could I borrow $4000? This top official from the Nigerian government emailed saying that I could get millions if I just deposit a few thousand into their account for handling fees. Seems like a risk free venture to me!

Posted by: Gnappster Oct 26 2006, 01:57 PM

well no matter weather I pay or not my wife knows Im going to look , she is just resigned to that ,  her policy is , you can window shop all ya want but ya better come home to buy  ,  as far as the people borrowing money  , they could but how do you borrow for boobs ?   I had suggested that   well her hubby has used most of there borrowing power starting a carpet laying busness ..   I suggested she needs to spend some time on her knees to get the promotions , she just smiled and said  ( I tried that )  Dont know if she did or not but  I dont think it out of the question .  her Id let her practice on me  ... 

If you had  female boobs I might send ya the  4000. but since yours our male  I cant make that loan  ...... Sorry   I descriminate ...

Posted by: ddd35 Oct 26 2006, 02:00 PM

well then, loan her the money then, and provide her with a link to this place.

Posted by: Gnappster Oct 26 2006, 03:01 PM

great idea   but I fear she will bring the wife along ....      and the wife took a check to her today  shes getting them done next week  I guess  ...    we shall see  the 4 of us are going to the  def leapard  concert  friday night  in moline , so we shall see if its uncomfotable now that I have given them the money ....  

Posted by: ddd35 Oct 26 2006, 04:11 PM

geeze you guys go out on the town more often than lindsay lohan on a coke bender.

Posted by: Gnappster Oct 26 2006, 04:45 PM

well thats why we need a baby sitter  !!!!  and dont know if I like  the comparison there   other then shes got great tits  LOL

Posted by: ddd35 Oct 26 2006, 05:09 PM

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well I probably should not have posted this , I got this via phone today , shes getting braver , good thing Im going to be gone this weekend ....... enjoy , trying to get the hands down but im guessing that wont happen and yes bondi the face is blacked out ,,

Posted by: HardDick69 Oct 27 2006, 12:44 PM

[attachmentid=30945]
well I probably should not have  posted this  , I got this via  phone today , shes getting braver  , good thing Im going to be gone this weekend .......  enjoy , trying to get the hands down  but im guessing that wont happen  and yes bondi the face is blacked out  ,,  

Posted by: evade20 Oct 27 2006, 02:05 PM

[attachmentid=30945]
well I probably should not have  posted this  , I got this via  phone today , shes getting braver  , good thing Im going to be gone this weekend .......  enjoy , trying to get the hands down  but im guessing that wont happen  and yes bondi the face is blacked out  ,,  

Posted by: Gnappster Oct 27 2006, 05:14 PM

I almost want to call bullshit simply cuz does stuff like this actually happen to real people? Wow that girl has some assets. If she's gone this far she'll go all the way. Just don't act like you're overly impressed, but not like you're turned off by it either. She obviously wants your attention so give her some but make her want to get more.
can't wait to see the results!

Posted by: foghorn Oct 27 2006, 09:54 PM

3d keep working her your own way...you're getting results.

Posted by: bondiguy Oct 28 2006, 02:20 AM

I might go back and erase the  extras  faces  I havent decided  ....

Nine Inch Nails? That's one of your no name bands


oh yeah, since $4000 isn't much to you, could I borrow $4000? This top official from the Nigerian government emailed saying that I could get millions if I just deposit a few thousand into their account for handling fees. Seems like a risk free venture to me!

ahhh good point!

and correction--HAD great tits. I always thought she'd get hotter and hotter as she got a little older, then ol lindsay turned 18 and the rest is a train wreck of a history.

[attachmentid=30945]
well I probably should not have  posted this  , I got this via  phone today , shes getting braver  , good thing Im going to be gone this weekend .......  enjoy , trying to get the hands down  but im guessing that wont happen  and yes bondi the face is blacked out  ,,  

Posted by: ddd35 Oct 28 2006, 09:55 AM

Come on help a brother out
Spotted and can you link me in on that Nigerian venture?
Hence why younger girls are better
Good lord that isn't her is it???

Posted by: ddd35 Oct 29 2006, 04:51 PM

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heres a different view

Posted by: bondiguy Oct 29 2006, 11:50 PM

[attachmentid=31037]

heres a different view

Posted by: ddd35 Oct 30 2006, 07:20 AM

you must immediately have sex with this woman!

Posted by: evade20 Oct 30 2006, 09:19 AM

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heres a different view

Posted by: Bobaloo Oct 30 2006, 11:47 AM

fuckin' A 3d. i don't know what kind of golden horseshoe you have stuck up your ass, but I sure am glad you're sharing pics here. I can't wait to have kids just so I can use the services of your baby-sitter.

Posted by: Gnappster Oct 30 2006, 03:14 PM

[attachmentid=31037]

heres a different view

Posted by: Bobaloo Oct 30 2006, 03:34 PM

3d 3d 3d, here I was living vicariously through your escapades only to realize in the end, as I thought, it was a ruse.

I was looking at the pic you just posted and obviously was drawn to the focal point of the "babysitter's" ass. But then I noticed something in the corner. I thought it was a date stamp but then looked closer and and realized it was a www address. So I zoomed it but couldn't quite make out what it was but it was 3 words as it had 3 capital letters. Hmmm what website had 3 words that resembled that. Next Door Nikki! A website almost every guy is familiar with. But I had to find the picture set to be sure, which obviously wasn't hard. Didn't find the pic but look at these and tell me it isn't the same girl from the same photo shoot.
But maybe your babysitter IS next door nikki, in which case, my hat's off to you brotha! Other than that, I can't wait to hear this story. Hopefully it's at least at Lynette's level. Or maybe you ARE Lynette! 

http://www.nextdoornikkipics.com/?p=77

Posted by: Gnappster Oct 30 2006, 03:39 PM

Great find Gnappy.  I'm curious to hear the explanation on this one.  If you look back to the bra pic, you can see where there are delete marks at the bottom of the pic where there was likely a watermark.  The prom pic is the only one one that doesn't seem like BS, but even that now is suspect.  the one with the girl holding her boobs is just too damn high quality to be a phone pic and it is cropped down a bit. 

two things are for sure
1) bullshit or not, 3d has good taste
2) I have to find my own hot baby-sitter

Posted by: Bobaloo Oct 30 2006, 03:43 PM

well you can always check this place out: http://sluttylittlebabysitters.pornaccess.com/

I hear that's where 3d will be "looking" for his next "babysitter". 

Posted by: Gnappster Oct 30 2006, 03:55 PM

I've also stumbled across a photo of 3d's "lady friend" meeting with the plastic surgeon.

Posted by: Bobaloo Oct 30 2006, 04:22 PM

I've also stumbled across a photo of 3d's "lady friend" meeting with the plastic surgeon. 

Posted by: Gnappster Oct 30 2006, 04:35 PM

and here's the picture from when he presented the check

Posted by: Bobaloo Oct 30 2006, 04:41 PM

BWAHAHAHAHA

that's the most I've laughed at RMM in a hell of a long time...good thing no one is here.

Posted by: ddd35 Oct 30 2006, 05:07 PM

well I guess I will have to ask her I just posted the pics that she sent to me , and since Im the only one here that knows her , Id have to say it looks like her I know the prom picture is her , and I know the car that is being washed is her boyfriends , and Id say from the size of her boobs in her bikini that boob pic is also her , maybe not guess it doesnt much matter to me either way , I sure thought is was her , Im curious though who is next door nikki ? i guess I dont know her ?

Posted by: Gnappster Oct 30 2006, 05:13 PM

well I guess I will have to ask her  I just posted the pics that she sent to me , and since Im the only one  here that  knows her , Id have to say it looks like her  I know the  prom picture is her , and I know the car that is  being washed is her boyfriends , and Id say from the  size of her boobs in her bikini  that boob pic is  also her , maybe not  guess it doesnt   much matter to me  either way ,   I sure thought is was her , Im curious  though  who is next door nikki ?  i guess I dont know her ?  

Posted by: ddd35 Oct 30 2006, 05:15 PM

well she's messin with ya then, call her on it.
was the pic of her and her 2 friends really her? 

Posted by: HardDick69 Oct 30 2006, 05:16 PM

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heres a different view

Posted by: evade20 Oct 30 2006, 05:18 PM

3d 3d 3d, here I was living vicariously through your escapades only to realize in the end, as I thought, it was a ruse.

I was looking at the pic you just posted and obviously was drawn to the focal point of the "babysitter's" ass. But then I noticed something in the corner. I thought it was a date stamp but then looked closer and and realized it was a www address. So I zoomed it but couldn't quite make out what it was but it was 3 words as it had 3 capital letters. Hmmm what website had 3 words that resembled that. Next Door Nikki! A website almost every guy is familiar with. But I had to find the picture set to be sure, which obviously wasn't hard. Didn't find the pic but look at these and tell me it isn't the same girl from the same photo shoot.
But maybe your babysitter IS next door nikki, in which case, my hat's off to you brotha! Other than that, I can't wait to hear this story. Hopefully it's at least at Lynette's level. Or maybe you ARE Lynette! 

http://www.nextdoornikkipics.com/?p=77

Posted by: Gnappster Oct 30 2006, 05:42 PM

the face was blacked out when I got it  but the body sure looks like her , hell i dont know  now  , I guess I  will have to ask her  ,

Posted by: Bobaloo Oct 30 2006, 06:52 PM

3d you've been pretty cool for the most part, and not just cuz of the pics you've posted, so I'm gonna give you a little itty bit of the benefit of any possible doubt that all this isn't BS. I'd like to believe that all your stories are true. Perhaps you just felt pressured to post pics to satisfy the demand of the guys around here and felt compelled to grab whatever pics you deemed appropriate from the Internet. I'd say it'd be a good idea to fess up if there's anything ot fess up to; otherwise, people around here will be calling you a high school kid who stares through bincoulars at his neighbors and fantasizes about life with them, along with making all kinds of other jokes about ya. While I enjoy making fun of everyone around here, I'm just not in to the mood to come up with those kinds of jokes cuz I don't believe that's really the case. I really believe you're a married guy and at least some of your other stories. But the pics have holes shot all through them, and http://www.ratemymelons.com/chat/index.php?showtopic=1111&view=findpost&p=120918 here allows me to infer that you are the one who blocked out the faces in the bra pic... but, alas, you stated that she is the one who blocked them out. It doesn't make sense.

and another hole in the whole damn story is that the holding the boobs pic is of too high quality to have been gotten off of a phone.

in any case, it doesn't matter to me too much. whether or not your baby-sitter is real and as hot as you make her out to be, the picture of her I have in my head is pretty hot.

and I'm done.

click

Posted by: evade20 Oct 31 2006, 12:52 AM

3d you've been pretty cool for the most part, and not just cuz of the pics you've posted, so I'm gonna give you a little itty bit of the benefit of any possible doubt that all this isn't BS.  I'd like to believe that all your stories are true.  Perhaps you just felt pressured to post pics to satisfy the demand of the guys around here and felt compelled to grab whatever pics you deemed appropriate from the Internet.  I'd say it'd be a good idea to fess up if there's anything ot fess up to; otherwise, people around here will be calling you a high school kid who stares through bincoulars at his neighbors and fantasizes about life with them, along with making all kinds of other jokes about ya.  While I enjoy making fun of everyone around here, I'm just not in to the mood to come up with those kinds of jokes cuz I don't believe that's really the case.  I really believe you're a married guy and at least some of your other stories.  But the pics have holes shot all through them, and http://www.ratemymelons.com/chat/index.php?showtopic=1111&view=findpost&p=120918 here allows me to infer that you are the one who blocked out the faces in the bra pic... but, alas, you stated that she is the one who blocked them out.  It doesn't make sense.

and another hole in the whole damn story is that the holding the boobs pic is of too high quality to have been gotten off of a phone.

in any case, it doesn't matter to me too much.  whether or not your baby-sitter is real and as hot as you make her out to be, the picture of her I have in my head is pretty hot.

and I'm done.

click

Posted by: ddd35 Oct 31 2006, 07:21 AM

weather any of you belive it or not doesnt much matter to me , , but admit it you all came running when the pictures showed up on this page , I had asked her to send me some pics she sent first the the pic of her and her 2 friends , the face of the girl in the red bra was indeed hers , I blacked it out yes , then she sent the pic of her holding the boobs to my blackberry , and yes that is my phone with internet access , the face was indeed blacked out on it when it arrived , weather you belive that or not I could care less , the picture of the car wash she emailed to me , now if she went on the net and found a girl with a ass just like hers and a car just like her boyfriends more power to her , I have nothing to prove here , it is what it is , they are pictures of a girl that if not her look just like her ,Im not going to continue to debate this , its not worth the effort or the time it will take , as far as my creidtbilty , , its the world wide web , who gives a shit anyway . that is all

Posted by: ddd35 Oct 31 2006, 07:27 AM

I have removed all the pictures that were in question , if that makes it look guilty then so be it , its not worth the time , Bob thanks for the comments above , weather it matter here or not , i thought it was her , I emailed her and asked have not got a an answer , wetaher you guys belivee that or not is irrelivant at this moment . thanks for the time and enjoy your day , and evade Im sure there is somebody out there that would be glad to wash your jeep with a ass like that ...

Posted by: ddd35 Oct 31 2006, 07:31 AM

and here's the picture from when he presented the check

Posted by: Gnappster Oct 31 2006, 11:34 AM

I dunno why I feel the need to pursue these things but I spose I'm just a jerk and feel compelled.

First you say:

I might go back and erase the  extras  faces  I havent decided  ....

the face was blacked out when I got it  but the body sure looks like her , hell i dont know  now  , I guess I  will have to ask her  ,

I had asked her  to send me some pics  she sent first the  the pic of her and her 2 friends   , the face of the girl  in the red bra was indeed hers ,  I blacked it out yes

weather any of you belive it or not doesnt much matter to me  ,  , but admit it you all came running when the pictures showed up on this page

weather any of you belive it or not doesnt much matter to me  ,   I have nothing to prove  here ,  it is what it is  , they are pictures of a girl that if not her look just like her ,Im not going to continue to debate this , its not worth the effort or the time it will take , as far as my creidtbilty  , , its the world wide web  , who gives a shit anyway .  that is all  

Posted by: ddd35 Oct 31 2006, 11:45 AM

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nothing personal gnappy just thought of this , just rememebr for all to enjoy here you were the only one that Pmd me and asked me to hook ya up with pics of this young lady to help make your most misreable life better .. but as you say nothing personal , weather you believe anything is of very little conciquence for me , I m here for a total of about 30 minutes a day and your here most of the day , I dont have time to pick things apart as you seem to , but thats okay ...

Posted by: Gnappster Oct 31 2006, 03:25 PM

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nothing personal  gnappy just thought  of this ,  just rememebr  for all to enjoy here  you were the only one that  Pmd me and asked me to hook ya  up with  pics of this young lady  to help make your most misreable  life better  .. but as you say nothing personal  ,  weather you believe anything  is of very little conciquence  for me  , I m here for a total of about  30 minutes a day and your here most of the day    , I dont have time to  pick things apart as you seem to  ,  but thats okay  ... 

Posted by: ddd35 Oct 31 2006, 06:23 PM

and you never did, or even replied. and the miserable part was a simpsons reference( i can't turn it off) , "grey little life" is the term I used. when i didn't even get the courtesy of a reply it definitely made me suspicious but I left well enough alone. and it took me way less than 30 mins to pick apart your story, the rest of the day I spent looking at boobs and calling the psychic hotline. Like I said I'm not directly accusing you of anything(maybe tongue in cheek, but that's different). I just said the pics were all bogus, which they obviously are. Your baby sitter may have just been pulling your leg, in which case you should be taking it out on her, SHE made you look foolish here, not me, I just pointed it out.

And maybe in the future spend 60 minutes here instead of 30 minutes here and 30 minutes searching the net for new babysitter pics to post (see that's the tongue in cheek part I was referring to). Just fuckin witcha 

Posted by: Gnappster Oct 31 2006, 06:31 PM

well I never reply to males as far as Pms  I just figure there gay  and trying to make a statement , I dont go that direction , here or anyplace else ,  oh Im up to  24 minutes today   but im off  gotta take the kids trick or treating  Oh boy Im so excited  ,   I guess  i must apologize  I didnt realize it would offend you if I didnt reply    to your  Pm , and yes I think she dooped me   and yes that pisses me off , but ya know  what in the grand sceam of things  ,   What the fuck does it matter , its not like she was  applying here for a job and lied on her  resume >..LOL   SEE ya soon  have a great night ..26 minutes    

Posted by: evade20 Oct 31 2006, 10:38 PM

>..LOL   SEE ya soon  have a great night ..26 minutes    

I assumed that was the only kind you received


little we ever do ever does matter in the end, but it's still good to have fun with it along the way, or it really is truly pointless

that's ok if she did, I hear topless pics enclosed with a resumé is a great way to get a job  

Posted by: ddd35 Nov 1 2006, 07:16 AM

Damn, ya mean I have to time my posts?  I'll have to go out an buy a stop watch.    
Gnappy, If you get anymore colors in there, RMMers will start calling you Lynnette2.

 

Posted by: ddd35 Nov 1 2006, 07:20 AM

I assumed that was the only kind you received


little we ever do ever does matter in the end, but it's still good to have fun with it along the way, or it really is truly pointless

that's ok if she did, I hear topless pics enclosed with a resumé is a great way to get a job  

Posted by: HardDick69 Nov 1 2006, 05:16 PM

DDD, regardless or not if you posted fake babysitter pics, thanks for at least posting pics of hott girls.

Pics of a "babysitter" are better than talking about a hott baby sitter w/o pics.....to me anyways

Posted by: Bobaloo Nov 1 2006, 07:22 PM

I just got this pic from 3d's baby sitter.

Posted by: evade20 Nov 1 2006, 07:47 PM

I just got this pic from 3d's baby sitter.

Posted by: ddd35 Nov 1 2006, 08:21 PM

I'm sure one of those lovelies will wash my Jeep for me! 

Posted by: ddd35 Nov 1 2006, 08:23 PM

I just got this pic from 3d's baby sitter.

Posted by: ddd35 Nov 1 2006, 08:25 PM

DDD, regardless or not if you posted fake babysitter pics, thanks for at least posting pics of hott girls. 

Pics of a "babysitter" are better than talking about a hott baby sitter w/o pics.....to me anyways

Posted by: Gnappster Nov 2 2006, 12:39 AM

I just got this pic from 3d's baby sitter.

ummm   could be   ,  better have  bart Jr.  sniff it out to see  if its real though  ...  
See  im not the only one that gets them   , but Bob   Im just glad you finally posted something other then a simpsons pic < iwas starting  to wonder about ya  ... 

Posted by: bondiguy Nov 2 2006, 12:43 AM

well, well, well.... what have we here?

Gnappy will confirm that he and I have had correspondence over this issue for a while now and we were just waiting for the smoking gun evidence!

3d, why you felt the need to post pics off the net is beyond my comprehension. I actually liked you around here but your credibility is shot to pieces. I dont buy the whole, "She sent those pics" to me because of the reasons Gnappy has stated.

In the prom pic she seems a little voluptuous and then hot as hell in the other pics?

I shall now dub this affair "sitter-gate"

Posted by: ddd35 Nov 2 2006, 07:25 AM

well, well, well.... what have we here?

Gnappy will confirm that he and I have had correspondence over this issue for a while now and we were just waiting for the smoking gun evidence!

3d, why you felt the need to post pics off the net is beyond my comprehension. I actually liked you around here but your credibility is shot to pieces. I dont buy the whole, "She sent those pics" to me because of the reasons Gnappy has stated.

In the prom pic she seems a little voluptuous and then hot as hell in the other pics?

I shall now dub this affair "sitter-gate"

Posted by: Bobaloo Nov 2 2006, 11:12 AM

well  pics need to be posted , its  a boob site  , I got tired of the simpson pics that you so called board whores post  , I am still waiitng  for some boob pics from you fellows , I dont much care were they come from ,  other then of marge  simpson ..LOL  ,

So there is facts that you 2men have been  Pmed  each other thru a boob site  , as  you have admitted above , theres somethign wrong with that  man ,  it just aint right  ....   But thats okay   at least your half way across the world  and Im sitting down   ..... 

I do like the sitter gate  , I will testify now that the poloroids  in this thread are indeed  of my old boobkeeper , at least  there are pics  posted by me in my thread that are not cartoon characters  LOL   
But all in all its all good   , dont much matter now the pics are gone , its old news  were ya been the last few days man  ?

Posted by: Gnappster Nov 2 2006, 12:20 PM

well  pics need to be posted , its  a boob site  , I got tired of the simpson pics that you so called board whores post  , I am still waiitng  for some boob pics from you fellows , I dont much care were they come from ,  other then of marge  simpson ..LOL  ,

So there is facts that you 2men have been  Pmed  each other thru a boob site  , as  you have admitted above , theres somethign wrong with that  man ,  it just aint right  ....   But thats okay   at least your half way across the world  and Im sitting down   ..... 

I do like the sitter gate  , I will testify now that the poloroids  in this thread are indeed  of my old boobkeeper , at least  there are pics  posted by me in my thread that are not cartoon characters  LOL   
But all in all its all good   , dont much matter now the pics are gone , its old news  were ya been the last few days man  ?

well  pics need to be posted , its  a boob site  , I got tired of the simpson pics that you so called board whores post  , I am still waiitng  for some boob pics from you fellows , I dont much care were they come from

So there is facts that you 2men have been  Pmed  each other thru a boob site  , as  you have admitted above , theres somethign wrong with that  man ,  it just aint right  ....   But thats okay   at least your half way across the world  and Im sitting down   ..... 

Posted by: ddd35 Nov 2 2006, 02:24 PM

"just when I thought I was out, they pulled me back in" 
First of all, back in the "olden days" at this sight I and others DID post titty pics as there weren't a lot of posters back then and even fewer female members who posted their own pics. But then when this place exploded a year and a half ago or so, I, and most other people stopped posting pics off the net as this place is dedicated to the women who post on the main page and when they started posting in the forum too it seemed unnecessary to post pics anyone could find online at porn sites.
pot/kettle, aren't you the dude who posted the simpsons pedophilia pics? 

I don't have any pics of my boobs to post for you though, but I'm sure if you ask evade nicely, he'll oblige and post some of his own

and if all you want is titty pics from porn sites I could hook ya up with some passes to pay porn sites and you'll be set!
oh yes, that is SOOOOO gay 
don't forget to pick up your white hood on the way back to the trailer park 

Posted by: bondiguy Nov 3 2006, 12:20 AM

"just when I thought I was out, they pulled me back in" 
First of all, back in the "olden days" at this sight I and others DID post titty pics as there weren't a lot of posters back then and even fewer female members who posted their own pics. But then when this place exploded a year and a half ago or so, I, and most other people stopped posting pics off the net as this place is dedicated to the women who post on the main page and when they started posting in the forum too it seemed unnecessary to post pics anyone could find online at porn sites.
pot/kettle, aren't you the dude who posted the simpsons pedophilia pics? 

I don't have any pics of my boobs to post for you though, but I'm sure if you ask evade nicely, he'll oblige and post some of his own

and if all you want is titty pics from porn sites I could hook ya up with some passes to pay porn sites and you'll be set!
oh yes, that is SOOOOO gay 
don't forget to pick up your white hood on the way back to the trailer park 

Posted by: ddd35 Nov 3 2006, 07:17 AM

I could not agree more with your post....

3d, why Gnappy and I PM each other? Well it is exactly like email and believe it or not we have struck up a friendship over the past 18 months to 2 years and we talk about a wide range of shit, which just happened to include one day our thoughts on the pics you posted under the guise of your baby sitter. Is it gay to have a friendship with another man? If you think so you obviously have some homo phobic issues

Why would I feel the need to post boobie shots when there is a plethora of sexy women on here doing so. The only ones I'd be able to get my hands on would be of my fiancee and whilst I understand its different strokes for different folkes I dont much like the idea of sharing her pics on the internet!

Also, if you dont like the simpsons references ignore them, they are really only for our own amusement anyway. Also, I have never posted pics of Marge's tits at RMM (although she does have a nice rack )

Lastly, I have been away for a few days on business, hence my absence

Posted by: Bobaloo Nov 3 2006, 01:04 PM

I could not agree more with your post....

3d, why Gnappy and I PM each other? Well it is exactly like email and believe it or not we have struck up a friendship over the past 18 months to 2 years and we talk about a wide range of shit, which just happened to include one day our thoughts on the pics you posted under the guise of your baby sitter. Is it gay to have a friendship with another man? If you think so you obviously have some homo phobic issues

Why would I feel the need to post boobie shots when there is a plethora of sexy women on here doing so. The only ones I'd be able to get my hands on would be of my fiancee and whilst I understand its different strokes for different folkes I dont much like the idea of sharing her pics on the internet!

Also, if you dont like the simpsons references ignore them, they are really only for our own amusement anyway. Also, I have never posted pics of Marge's tits at RMM (although she does have a nice rack :P )

Lastly, I have been away for a few days on business, hence my absence

Posted by: bondiguy Nov 3 2006, 04:28 PM

Well glad you have a friends here  , thats great , i have tried to keep  my Pm to the ladies of the site is all , The simpson thing  BAHHH   who cares  ,  its just a person can be zooming thru checking the ladies out and all of the sudden  theres a simpsons pic  , it just doesnt fit is my thoght  , but your right I should  ignore them  , and that fine  . i think its great that you dont post  pics of you S/o  As you have noticed I havent posted any pics of mine either and never will , it just isnt right , but  well its not worth it , okay maybe it is  , if a guy is the man of the world as they think they usually have some old conquests  around that have allowed them to take a poloroid or 2 , but as you say  different strokes for different folks  ..
Hope the business trip was  a success as well   , as I say   its all good  !!!! 

I like her rack in this ep...

Posted by: Gnappster Nov 3 2006, 04:37 PM

you mean like this:

Posted by: bondiguy Nov 3 2006, 04:45 PM

you mean like this:

Posted by: ddd35 Nov 3 2006, 07:59 PM

Yes sir.... and for more randomnes try this

Posted by: Bobaloo Nov 3 2006, 08:16 PM

YEEEE HAAA  thanks for the pics guys , it goes more to show your true idolizm of a cartoon ,  in the old days you sir's would have been known as a squaters , in that I mean  you believe since you were here first you own the place , till the railroads came thru then ya know what happened  ?      LOL  beware in the tunnels  there might be a headlight headed your way  ... LOL  

heres a quote for ya     YA EVER DANCE WITH THE DEVIL IN THE PALE MOONLIGHT ?   LOL    all in fun mates  , dont much care  if  ya post  simpson pics here at all ,   hell  My bet was that Id get you guys to add to this thread after ya said you werent coming back  ... some day Ill share who that bet was with ,,  LOL thanks    Now I get to see boobies    ...... lots and lots of them  

Posted by: ddd35 Nov 3 2006, 08:21 PM

Never said we weren't coming back as far as I remember.

and yes, i've heard that quote before.  I think this guy said it...

Posted by: Bobaloo Nov 3 2006, 08:23 PM

well bob Im glad your back  ,   ... nope it was the badguy   in batman  just before he shot bruce waynes parents  ,,   LOL

Posted by: ddd35 Nov 3 2006, 08:24 PM

yes.  who was played by jack nicholson, who is portrayed as a simpsons character in teh pic that I posted.

Posted by: bondiguy Nov 3 2006, 09:20 PM

YEEEE HAAA  thanks for the pics guys , it goes more to show your true idolizm of a cartoon ,  in the old days you sir's would have been known as a squaters , in that I mean  you believe since you were here first you own the place , till the railroads came thru then ya know what happened  ?      LOL  beware in the tunnels  there might be a headlight headed your way  ... LOL  

heres a quote for ya     YA EVER DANCE WITH THE DEVIL IN THE PALE MOONLIGHT ?   LOL    all in fun mates  , dont much care  if  ya post  simpson pics here at all ,   hell  My bet was that Id get you guys to add to this thread after ya said you werent coming back  ... some day Ill share who that bet was with ,,  LOL thanks    Now I get to see boobies    ...... lots and lots of them  

Never said we weren't coming back as far as I remember.

and yes, i've heard that quote before.  I think this guy said it...

Posted by: Gnappster Nov 4 2006, 01:56 AM

YEEEE HAAA  thanks for the pics guys , it goes more to show your true idolizm of a cartoon ,  in the old days you sir's would have been known as a squaters , in that I mean  you believe since you were here first you own the place , till the railroads came thru then ya know what happened  ?      LOL  beware in the tunnels  there might be a headlight headed your way  ... LOL  

heres a quote for ya     YA EVER DANCE WITH THE DEVIL IN THE PALE MOONLIGHT ?   LOL    all in fun mates  , dont much care  if  ya post  simpson pics here at all ,   hell  My bet was that Id get you guys to add to this thread after ya said you werent coming back  ... some day Ill share who that bet was with ,,  LOL thanks    Now I get to see boobies    ...... lots and lots of them  

Never said we weren't coming back as far as I remember.

and yes, i've heard that quote before.  I think this guy said it...

Posted by: ddd35 Nov 4 2006, 06:46 AM

When did I say I wan't coming back???

3d my best advice to you is to just play along with the gag. I dont care anymore about the pics but I am sure as hell going to rib you about it. Trying to justify your reasons does not wash with me, and I couldnt give a flying one who you made a bet with

Posted by: ddd35 Nov 4 2006, 06:47 AM

I admit, the bet was with me. I guess I owe you a Coke.

those guys have clout!
I beleive they also made steve gutenberg a star.

Posted by: ddd35 Nov 4 2006, 07:21 AM

how about pic , as long as your here summoner ?

Posted by: summoner Nov 4 2006, 08:07 AM

how about pic , as long as your here summoner ?

Posted by: ddd35 Nov 4 2006, 09:35 AM

OK

Posted by: Bobaloo Nov 4 2006, 11:49 AM

OK

Posted by: ddd35 Nov 4 2006, 03:59 PM

hi betty as long as your here feel free to post a pic ..

hey betty thanks for the Pm pic !

Posted by: Gnappster Nov 4 2006, 07:36 PM

OK

Posted by: foghorn Nov 5 2006, 02:25 AM

OK

Posted by: ddd35 Nov 5 2006, 03:51 PM

Hi Cort how are ya ?

Posted by: bondiguy Nov 6 2006, 02:33 AM

Real pics dont belong in this thread summoner!

Posted by: summoner Nov 6 2006, 02:35 AM

Real pics dont belong in this thread summoner!

Posted by: bondiguy Nov 6 2006, 02:38 AM

Well, now they do.

Posted by: ddd35 Nov 6 2006, 07:15 AM

Well, now they do.

Posted by: ddd35 Nov 7 2006, 07:52 AM

Betty thanks for the new picture , you look marvelous

Posted by: Macdonald Nov 7 2006, 12:56 PM

Hey ddd...I'm caving into Gnappster and Bondi saying as a new member part of my initiation is to post a random simpsons picture in your thread...so I hope this will do, one of the finer moments of the simpsons, hope not to disappoint

Posted by: bondiguy Nov 7 2006, 05:24 PM

Hey ddd...I'm caving into Gnappster and Bondi saying as a new member part of my initiation is to post a random simpsons picture in your thread...so I hope this will do, one of the finer moments of the simpsons, hope not to disappoint

Posted by: ddd35 Nov 8 2006, 07:42 AM

Hey ddd...I'm caving into Gnappster and Bondi saying as a new member part of my initiation is to post a random simpsons picture in your thread...so I hope this will do, one of the finer moments of the simpsons, hope not to disappoint

Posted by: Macdonald Nov 8 2006, 05:20 PM

now that one is truely funny  , inflicting  pain on homer is a good thing  , thanks for the post  

Posted by: ddd35 Nov 8 2006, 09:14 PM

Yes definitely remember first seeing that episode and laughing my ass off at it, Homer having pain inflicted is just as funny as a fat kid chasin a cupcake   

Posted by: ddd35 Nov 8 2006, 09:37 PM

ladies I seem to have a tax problem , my harvest went very well , I may need to spend a very large summ of money , if your hubbys had that problem what would you want him to buy that was tax deductable ?


boys so ya know the facts here I harvest 3500 acres of all corn the yield was 187 Bushels per acre and the market has gone through the roof , were looking at $3.50 a bushel my break even is 2.10 so do the math

So ladies what would you want your hubbys to buy you that would not really be material things , but tangible things that could be used for tax write offs ?

Posted by: Seymour Nov 8 2006, 10:47 PM

ladies I seem to have a tax  problem   , my  harvest went very well , I may need to spend a very large summ of money  , if your hubbys had that problem  what would you want him to buy that was tax deductable  ?
boys so ya know the facts here   I harvest  3500 acres of all corn   the yield was  187  Bushels  per acre   and the market has gone through the roof   , were looking at   $3.50  a bushel    my break even is   2.10   so  do the math

So ladies what would you want your hubbys to buy you that would not really be material things  , but tangible  things that could be used for tax write offs  ? 

Posted by: bondiguy Nov 9 2006, 12:41 AM

So ladies what would you want your hubbys to buy you that would not really be material things  , but tangible  things that could be used for tax write offs  ? 

I hear the Simpsons Complete Season 9 will be on sale in December.

Posted by: Gnappster Nov 9 2006, 02:17 AM

ladies I seem to have a tax  problem   , my  harvest went very well , I may need to spend a very large summ of money  , if your hubbys had that problem  what would you want him to buy that was tax deductable  ?
boys so ya know the facts here   I harvest  3500 acres of all corn   the yield was  187  Bushels  per acre   and the market has gone through the roof   , were looking at   $3.50  a bushel    my break even is   2.10   so  do the math

So ladies what would you want your hubbys to buy you that would not really be material things  , but tangible  things that could be used for tax write offs  ? 

I hear the Simpsons Complete Season 9 will be on sale in December.

Posted by: bondiguy Nov 9 2006, 06:53 AM

I think he needs to buy something that can be claimed as a tax write off, busines expense etc

A new farm hat?

Posted by: ddd35 Nov 9 2006, 07:40 AM

I hear the Simpsons Complete Season 9 will be on sale in December.

Posted by: ddd35 Nov 9 2006, 07:41 AM

haha, dude is on a roll.

to 3d, I don't understand what kinds of things you are referring to, not material but still tangible. give me an example first.

Posted by: ddd35 Nov 9 2006, 07:44 AM

I think he needs to buy something that can be claimed as a tax write off, busines expense etc

A new farm hat?

Posted by: Gnappster Nov 9 2006, 12:44 PM

clothes and rings dont count , it has to be something  of use  , like vehicles , things for a business  , etc. . 

Posted by: Bobaloo Nov 9 2006, 03:07 PM

Perhaps you could employ me as a consultant. You could just put me on the payroll, but I wouldn't really have to be there to get in your way. i could give you some good business advice and stuff.

Posted by: Gnappster Nov 9 2006, 03:34 PM

Perhaps you could employ me as a consultant.  You could just put me on the payroll, but I wouldn't really have to be there to get in your way.  i could give you some good business advice and stuff.

Posted by: Bobaloo Nov 9 2006, 03:36 PM

and you could pay me to keep bob away from your babysitter. see this spending money thing isn't so hard.

Posted by: bondiguy Nov 9 2006, 05:12 PM

clothes and rings dont count , it has to be something  of use  , like vehicles , things for a business  , etc. . 

Posted by: Bobaloo Nov 9 2006, 05:18 PM

A subscription to the Babysitters Club?

Posted by: bondiguy Nov 9 2006, 05:20 PM

Best answer yet

Posted by: ddd35 Nov 9 2006, 07:33 PM

buy her a pink tractor...dames love that kind of thing.

Posted by: bondiguy Nov 10 2006, 02:34 AM

well cant find a pink tractor  did buy her and the daughter pink 4 wheelers ...  can use them for a deduction cause we chase cattle with them  ....

Posted by: ddd35 Nov 10 2006, 07:23 AM

Perhaps you could employ me as a consultant.  You could just put me on the payroll, but I wouldn't really have to be there to get in your way.  i could give you some good business advice and stuff.

Posted by: Gnappster Nov 10 2006, 09:13 AM

this is a thought  , do you klnow anything about business  ?

Posted by: Bobaloo Nov 10 2006, 10:52 AM

this is a thought  , do you klnow anything about business  ?

Posted by: Gnappster Nov 10 2006, 11:20 AM

Well, I just gave you a pretty good outline of ghost payroll.  Isn't that enough?

Posted by: ddd35 Nov 10 2006, 02:11 PM

Well, I just gave you a pretty good outline of ghost payroll.  Isn't that enough?

Posted by: ddd35 Nov 10 2006, 02:37 PM

Posted by: bondiguy Nov 10 2006, 04:35 PM

3d, dont feel like you owed us anything... but thanks for posting the pic!

She looks rather attractive, but she is distinctly different to the girl posted in the "other" pics

Posted by: Gnappster Nov 10 2006, 04:40 PM

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Bondi , Gnappy  okay here is a  picture of the baby sitter at prom I did blackout her sister and her friends  and they are not relavent to any of this , I wont leave this up long  but felt I owed it to ya ..

Posted by: ddd35 Nov 10 2006, 04:42 PM

hey that's not next door nikki 
but i'd hit it 

where's she go to school?

Posted by: ddd35 Nov 10 2006, 04:45 PM

welcome nat feel free to leave all the pics here you wish ....

Posted by: natalie Nov 10 2006, 04:48 PM

Ok but it will have to be an old one.
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Posted by: bondiguy Nov 10 2006, 04:50 PM

Ok but it will have to be an old one.

Posted by: ddd35 Nov 10 2006, 04:50 PM

Ok but it will have to be an old one.
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Posted by: Bobaloo Nov 10 2006, 04:55 PM

Ok but it will have to be an old one.

Nat leaves me sarcasm and 3d beautiful pics....

Has the whole world gone crazy???

Posted by: bondiguy Nov 10 2006, 04:58 PM

She was being sarcastic??
Well, yes.  Which is nice cuz I dont' feel so alone now. 

Posted by: natalie Nov 10 2006, 05:03 PM

I dont know.... was she? (sarcasm overload!)

"hold me"

"only if you hold me too"

Posted by: bondiguy Nov 10 2006, 05:05 PM

I love how you sublty advertise your gayness, it's like poking a toe out of the closet lol  

Posted by: ddd35 Nov 10 2006, 05:07 PM

Natalie, you of all people should have known that was a simpsons gag!@!@!

Posted by: bondiguy Nov 10 2006, 05:09 PM

I promised i wouldnt touch  so I wont     LOL 

Posted by: natalie Nov 10 2006, 05:12 PM

Natalie, you of all people should have known that was a simpsons gag!@!@!

Posted by: bondiguy Nov 10 2006, 05:14 PM

No duh big boy but I couldn't pass it up!!!!

Posted by: bondiguy Nov 10 2006, 05:15 PM

I love how you sublty advertise your gayness, it's like poking a toe out of the closet lol  

Posted by: Gnappster Nov 10 2006, 05:18 PM

Ok but it will have to be an old one.
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I dont know.... was she? (sarcasm overload!)

"hold me"

"only if you hold me too"

I love how you sublty advertise your gayness, it's like poking a toe out of the closet lol  

Posted by: ddd35 Nov 10 2006, 05:19 PM

what a sultry look 
spotted 
Oh my god, it's a ghost car!
get your facts straight! bi-curious

Posted by: natalie Nov 10 2006, 05:21 PM

what a sultry look 
spotted 
Oh my god, it's a ghost car!
get your facts straight! bi-curious

Posted by: ddd35 Nov 10 2006, 05:22 PM

:

Yes but I wasn't talking about you.

Posted by: Gnappster Nov 10 2006, 05:23 PM

Yes but I wasn't talking about you.

Posted by: ddd35 Nov 10 2006, 05:24 PM

oh i'm completely straight. lets have sex and i'll prove it

Posted by: bondiguy Nov 10 2006, 05:26 PM

spotted 
Oh my god, it's a ghost car!
get your facts straight! bi-curious

Yes but I wasn't talking about you.

Posted by: natalie Nov 10 2006, 05:31 PM

Well spotted

BAM!

Posted by: bondiguy Nov 10 2006, 05:33 PM

Yes!!! It took almosta whole year but I finally acheived a Bam!!!

Posted by: ddd35 Nov 10 2006, 05:34 PM

I am glad to be the one to have broken your BAM Cherry

Posted by: Bobaloo Nov 10 2006, 05:52 PM

Yes!!! It took almosta whole year but I finally acheived a Bam!!!

Posted by: natalie Nov 10 2006, 05:54 PM

Hell, if I lived closer, it'd take all of about 5 minutes for you to earn a BAM from me.

Posted by: ddd35 Nov 10 2006, 06:00 PM

Yeah I hear masturbating outside people's windows takes a little longer than normal.

Posted by: Bobaloo Nov 10 2006, 06:33 PM

Yeah I hear masturbating outside people's windows takes a little longer than normal.

Posted by: bondiguy Nov 10 2006, 08:44 PM

Yeah I hear masturbating outside people's windows takes a little longer than normal.

BAM   and a spotted  

Posted by: ddd35 Nov 11 2006, 08:17 AM

ZING!

Posted by: ddd35 Nov 15 2006, 07:14 AM

Bo oh Bo were are the pics you promised me !!!!

Posted by: Bobaloo Nov 17 2006, 06:23 PM

3d you're cool and all, but giving you a hard time still hasn't gotten old

With that in mind, please allow me to post the following excerpt of a rather entertaining email in your thread, seeing as I could think of no other appropriate place.

The Washington Post's Mensa Invitational once again asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, orchanging one letter, and supply a new definition.Here are this year's winners:

7. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.

Posted by: Gnappster Nov 17 2006, 06:35 PM

3d you're cool and all, but giving you a hard time still hasn't gotten old

With that in mind, please allow me to post the following excerpt of a rather entertaining email in your thread, seeing as I could think of no other appropriate place.

The Washington Post's Mensa Invitational once again asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, orchanging one letter, and supply a new definition.Here are this year's winners:

7. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.

Posted by: Bobaloo Nov 17 2006, 06:41 PM

hahahahahaha
I don't get it 

Posted by: bondiguy Nov 17 2006, 08:06 PM

hahahahahaha
I don't get it 

Posted by: bustobabe Nov 18 2006, 12:20 AM

You should have said, "yeah, I do like big boobs.  I also like to come in girls' faces.  You gonna get that too?"  but, hey, that's just the kinda guy I am.

Posted by: Bobaloo Nov 18 2006, 10:45 AM

  ok. i've been reading along and this just cracked me up and I had to say it. great thread...and welcome!

Posted by: bondiguy Nov 18 2006, 06:38 PM

Well, thanks for the support.  Feel free to stop by my 411 anytime and say hello.  And seeing as you're the first one who actually has read one of my posts all the way through, allow me to say... Hello 

Posted by: ddd35 Nov 20 2006, 07:34 AM

Why do you think I call you Bob.... I'm too lazy to even read your entire name

Posted by: ddd35 Nov 20 2006, 07:35 AM

3d you're cool and all, but giving you a hard time still hasn't gotten old

With that in mind, please allow me to post the following excerpt of a rather entertaining email in your thread, seeing as I could think of no other appropriate place.

The Washington Post's Mensa Invitational once again asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, orchanging one letter, and supply a new definition.Here are this year's winners:

7. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.

Posted by: Bobaloo Nov 20 2006, 11:11 AM

all I can say is the washington post must be hard up ???? 

Posted by: Gnappster Nov 20 2006, 11:33 AM

all I can say is the washington post must be hard up ????