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Posted by: Assfucker May 8 2006, 10:49 AM
Hey all, I'm assfucker. Some of you know me from a certian other site. I was invited here by Foxy and I'm interfriends with COMEDY.....so with that being said, here's a little information on me.
I'm 34, married with 3 kids.
Living in South Florida
I work for an orthopedic manufacturer and I'm a part time personal trainer. I enjoy long walks on a moonlit beach, lunch in the park, bike riding without the seat, the color teal, and my favorite fabric is corduroy. I'm looking for a message board that accepts me for me, and not someone else
I'm real, what I post is real. I'm here to stay and will get the wife on soon. She has AWESOME tits
Well here's a picture so you know who's posting
Posted by: Bobaloo May 8 2006, 10:52 AM
QUOTE(Assfucker @ May 8 2006, 10:49 AM)
Hey all, I'm assfucker. Some of you know me from a certian other site. I was invited here by Foxy and I'm interfriends with COMEDY.....so with that being said, here's a little information on me.
I'm 34, married with 3 kids.
Living in South Florida
I work for an orthopedic manufacturer and I'm a part time personal trainer. I enjoy long walks on a moonlit beach, lunch in the park,
bike riding without the seat, the color teal, and my favorite fabric is corduroy. I'm looking for a message board that accepts me for me, and not someone else
I'm real, what I post is real. I'm here to stay and will get the wife on soon. She has AWESOME tits
Well here's a picture so you know who's posting
ummm. Ouch
And, oh, yeah, Welcome to RMM. And make sure the wifey slaps her AWESOME tits around on my 411.
See ya 'round the boards
Posted by: foxy lady May 8 2006, 10:52 AM
QUOTE(Assfucker @ May 8 2006, 10:49 AM)
Hey all, I'm assfucker. Some of you know me from a certian other site. I was invited here by Foxy and I'm interfriends with COMEDY.....so with that being said, here's a little information on me.
I'm 34, married with 3 kids.
Living in South Florida
I work for an orthopedic manufacturer and I'm a part time personal trainer. I enjoy long walks on a moonlit beach, lunch in the park, bike riding without the seat, the color teal, and my favorite fabric is corduroy. I'm looking for a message board that accepts me for me, and not someone else
I'm real, what I post is real. I'm here to stay and will get the wife on soon. She has AWESOME tits
Well here's a picture so you know who's posting
Hey sexy, I think all the other RMMers will love that I have invited you here, tell Bombshell to start posting soon, I agree she has beautiful TITTIES!
Posted by: Assfucker May 8 2006, 11:04 AM
QUOTE(Bobaloo @ May 8 2006, 10:52 AM)
ummm. Ouch
And, oh, yeah, Welcome to RMM. And make sure the wifey slaps her AWESOME tits around on my 411.
See ya 'round the boards
thanks Bobaloo........yes the bike seat is a tight fit
She'll be posting soon..........and thanks again Foxy
Posted by: foxy lady May 8 2006, 11:15 AM
QUOTE(Assfucker @ May 8 2006, 11:04 AM)
thanks Bobaloo........yes the bike seat is a tight fit
She'll be posting soon..........and thanks again Foxy
Anytime hun anytime, glad you could make it, I've seen lots of your sexy bod, now I want to oogle your wifey
Posted by: Assfucker May 8 2006, 11:47 AM
QUOTE(foxy lady @ May 8 2006, 11:15 AM)
Anytime hun anytime, glad you could make it, I've seen lots of your sexy bod, now I want to oogle your wifey
I'll let her know......I don't want to post any of her till she's a member too
Here's another pic [/picwhore]
Posted by: foxy lady May 8 2006, 11:52 AM
QUOTE(Assfucker @ May 8 2006, 11:47 AM)
I'll let her know......I don't want to post any of her till she's a member too
Here's another pic [/picwhore]
Looking a little tired there AF
Posted by: Assfucker May 8 2006, 12:03 PM
QUOTE(foxy lady @ May 8 2006, 11:52 AM)
Looking a little tired there AF
Opened the gym that morning, it's was prolly 6:30AM
Posted by: foxy lady May 8 2006, 12:04 PM
QUOTE(Assfucker @ May 8 2006, 12:03 PM)
Opened the gym that morning, it's was prolly 6:30AM
Nonetheless your bod is still a very nice view
Posted by: Assfucker May 8 2006, 12:06 PM
QUOTE(foxy lady @ May 8 2006, 12:04 PM)
Nonetheless your bod is still a very nice view
awwwww I bet you say that to all the fellas
Posted by: Bobaloo May 8 2006, 12:06 PM
QUOTE(Assfucker @ May 8 2006, 11:47 AM)
I'll let her know......I don't want to post any of her till she's a member too
Here's another pic [/picwhore]
Hey, that's a nice camera. I have the T7... it's awesome. The T9 just came out not to long ago, it's pretty cool, but I like how little the T7 is.
just thought I'd try to derail your thread a bit.
Posted by: foxy lady May 8 2006, 12:07 PM
QUOTE(Assfucker @ May 8 2006, 12:06 PM)
awwwww I bet you say that to all the fellas
Nah, only the HOT ones
Posted by: Assfucker May 8 2006, 12:08 PM
QUOTE(Bobaloo @ May 8 2006, 12:06 PM)
Hey, that's a nice camera. I have the T7... it's awesome. The T9 just came out not to long ago, it's pretty cool, but I like how little the T7 is.
just thought I'd try to derail your thread a bit.
ya mirror pics are teh kewlest
I love the camera, but would like to get the newer version
Posted by: Bobaloo May 8 2006, 12:09 PM
QUOTE(Assfucker @ May 8 2006, 12:08 PM)
ya mirror pics are teh kewlest
I love the camera, but would like to get the newer version
It takes much better pics. The T1 has a major flaw because the flash is flush with the lens. It's gives flash pics a bit of a yellow/red color. Very irritating!!! The T7 is much better that way. And the T9 is supposed to be awesome... and it has image stabilizer or whatever the hell they call the shakeproof thing
Posted by: Assfucker May 8 2006, 12:13 PM
QUOTE(Bobaloo @ May 8 2006, 12:09 PM)
... and it has image stabilizer or whatever the hell they call the shakeproof thing
and that is needed for those "action" shots in the bedroom
Posted by: Bobaloo May 8 2006, 12:25 PM
QUOTE(Assfucker @ May 8 2006, 12:13 PM)
and that is needed for those "action" shots in the bedroom
Posted by: diane26 May 8 2006, 12:59 PM
WOW Sexy ass body.
Welcome to RMM.
Posted by: foxy lady May 8 2006, 01:03 PM
Thought this pick would pass the judgement from the indication of your name
Posted by: Assfucker May 8 2006, 01:06 PM
QUOTE(diane26 @ May 8 2006, 12:59 PM)
WOW Sexy as body.
Welcome to RMM.
Thanks for the welcome, love yer sig
QUOTE(foxy lady)
Thought this pick would pass the judgement from the indication of your name
BAM, thank you
Posted by: Assfucker May 8 2006, 03:55 PM
Picture of the wife
Posted by: Bobaloo May 8 2006, 03:58 PM
QUOTE(Assfucker @ May 8 2006, 03:55 PM)
Picture of the wife
Boobalicious fo' sho!!!
Posted by: Assfucker May 8 2006, 04:00 PM
QUOTE(Bobaloo @ May 8 2006, 03:58 PM)
Just wait till you see the rest
Posted by: Bobaloo May 8 2006, 04:01 PM
QUOTE(Assfucker @ May 8 2006, 04:00 PM)
Just wait till you see the rest
can't wait!!!
Keep 'em comin'
Posted by: Assfucker May 8 2006, 04:06 PM
Posted by: Bobaloo May 8 2006, 04:08 PM
QUOTE(Assfucker @ May 8 2006, 04:06 PM)
That's the sexiest hood ornament i've ever seen!!
Posted by: Assfucker May 8 2006, 04:10 PM
QUOTE(Bobaloo @ May 8 2006, 04:08 PM)
That's the sexiest hood ornament i've ever seen!!
you should see what she did with the hood ornament
Posted by: Bobaloo May 8 2006, 04:12 PM
QUOTE(Assfucker @ May 8 2006, 04:10 PM)
I'd like to!!! Pics???
Posted by: Assfucker May 8 2006, 04:13 PM
QUOTE(Bobaloo @ May 8 2006, 04:12 PM)
I'll have to ask permission to post that one
Posted by: foxy lady May 8 2006, 04:15 PM
Looks to me that you have a nice looking ride.....the car is not bad either
Posted by: Bobaloo May 8 2006, 04:19 PM
QUOTE(Assfucker @ May 8 2006, 04:13 PM)
I'll have to ask permission to post that one
Okay. You have my permission
Posted by: Assfucker May 8 2006, 04:21 PM
QUOTE(Bobaloo @ May 8 2006, 04:19 PM)
Okay. You have my permission
I don't want to spoil any future fun, so I'll have to ask the wife Bob, not you
Posted by: foxy lady May 8 2006, 04:23 PM
QUOTE(Bobaloo @ May 8 2006, 04:19 PM)
Okay. You have my permission
Nice try Boo!
Posted by: Bobaloo May 8 2006, 04:23 PM
QUOTE(Assfucker @ May 8 2006, 04:21 PM)
oooooooooooooh. Now I get it. Well, in any case, you have my permission
Posted by: Bobaloo May 8 2006, 04:23 PM
QUOTE(foxy lady @ May 8 2006, 04:23 PM)
Nice try Boo!
Oh, sure, just laugh at me. you wouldn't be laughing if it worked, though.
Posted by: foxy lady May 8 2006, 04:27 PM
QUOTE(Bobaloo @ May 8 2006, 04:23 PM)
Oh, sure, just laugh at me. you wouldn't be laughing if it worked, though.
You got a point there Boo
Posted by: natalie May 8 2006, 05:18 PM
QUOTE(foxy lady @ May 8 2006, 04:27 PM)
You got a point there Boo
n'ah we'd still laugh at you. Welcome assfucker! There has got to be a story behind that name.
Posted by: Bobaloo May 8 2006, 05:18 PM
QUOTE(natalie @ May 8 2006, 05:18 PM)
n'ah we'd still laugh at you. Welcome
assfucker! There has got to be a story behind that name. So that's where Gnappy's been all weekend.
Posted by: natalie May 8 2006, 05:19 PM
QUOTE(Bobaloo @ May 8 2006, 05:18 PM)
So that's where Gnappy's been all weekend.
LMFAO!
Posted by: hott1976 May 8 2006, 06:44 PM
hi there! Welcome to RMM! My timins is bad..i've been to busy taking pics of my hiney! Welcome again. muah.
Posted by: fellatiofiend18 May 8 2006, 07:39 PM
well helloooo there sexy. im glad you have started a thread. i shall visit and post when i can.... and heres some ass id like for you to fuck.... haha
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Posted by: Assfucker May 9 2006, 07:37 AM
QUOTE(fellatiofiend18 @ May 8 2006, 07:39 PM)
well helloooo there sexy. im glad you have started a thread. i shall visit and post when i can.... and heres some ass id like for you to fuck.... haha
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Hey now!!!!!! Thanks for the 'gift'
Posted by: Assfucker May 9 2006, 07:37 AM
QUOTE(hott1976 @ May 8 2006, 06:44 PM)
hi there! Welcome to RMM! My timins is bad..i've been to busy taking pics of my hiney! Welcome again. muah.
Hiney pics!?!?!?!?
Posted by: Assfucker May 9 2006, 07:38 AM
QUOTE(natalie @ May 8 2006, 05:18 PM)
Welcome assfucker! There has got to be a story behind that name.
Thanks for the welcome.......story "behind" the name?????? mebbe
Posted by: Bobaloo May 9 2006, 08:49 AM
QUOTE(hott1976 @ May 8 2006, 06:44 PM)
hi there! Welcome to RMM! My timins is bad..i've been to busy taking pics of my hiney! Welcome again. muah.
Ooooh! I can't wait to see those pics!!!
Posted by: hott1976 May 9 2006, 04:47 PM
oh you guys already told me you liked my hiney! i mentioned something about taking more pics of that part........ so assfucker i'll make sure to post one right in here for you.
Posted by: Bobaloo May 9 2006, 05:06 PM
QUOTE(hott1976 @ May 9 2006, 04:47 PM)
oh you guys already told me you liked my hiney! i mentioned something about taking more pics of that part........ so assfucker i'll make sure to post one right in here for you.
How do i keep missing you, Hott???!!!
You're like a ninja
Posted by: foxy lady May 10 2006, 12:01 AM
QUOTE(hott1976 @ May 9 2006, 04:47 PM)
oh you guys already told me you liked my hiney! i mentioned something about taking more pics of that part........ so assfucker i'll make sure to post one right in here for you.
AF's gonna LOVE you
Posted by: bondiguy May 10 2006, 02:24 AM
Any friend of the C Man is a friend of mine!
Welcome mate
Posted by: Blond Bombshell May 10 2006, 07:46 AM
QUOTE(Assfucker @ May 9 2006, 07:38 AM)
Thanks for the welcome.......story "behind" the name?????? mebbe
Oh yes please tell us about the story BEHIND
The name We would all love to hear it
Posted by: Assfucker May 10 2006, 08:28 AM
QUOTE(Blond Bombshell @ May 10 2006, 07:46 AM)
Oh yes please tell us about the story BEHIND
The name We would all love to hear it
I'd rather
show you
The lovely wife everyone
Posted by: Assfucker May 10 2006, 08:28 AM
QUOTE(bondiguy @ May 10 2006, 02:24 AM)
Any friend of the C Man is a friend of mine!
Welcome mate
Thanks dood, damn you're a post whore eh>?
Posted by: natalie May 10 2006, 03:47 PM
QUOTE(Assfucker @ May 10 2006, 08:28 AM)
Thanks dood, damn you're a post whore eh>?
Dude you really gotta learn how to spell dude.
Posted by: paybarraman May 10 2006, 03:54 PM
QUOTE(Assfucker @ May 8 2006, 03:55 PM)
Picture of the wife
QUOTE(Assfucker @ May 8 2006, 04:06 PM)
Ahhhhhh yes....the deliciously photogenic Mrs Assfucker....
I remember her well from the "other place"
Mr Ass....- you are a lucky -fucker......
Posted by: Assfucker May 10 2006, 04:27 PM
QUOTE(paybarraman @ May 10 2006, 03:54 PM)
Ahhhhhh yes....the deliciously photogenic Mrs Assfucker....
I remember her well from the "other place"
Mr Ass....- you are a lucky -fucker......
Thanks fella, we need to take some new material........BTW her name is now Blond Bombshell
Posted by: Assfucker May 10 2006, 04:28 PM
QUOTE(natalie @ May 10 2006, 03:47 PM)
Dude you really gotta learn how to spell dude.
Kewl
I'll try 4 u doodette
Posted by: bondiguy May 11 2006, 01:26 AM
QUOTE(Assfucker @ May 10 2006, 08:28 AM)
Thanks dood, damn you're a post whore eh>?
I see you have read my business card
Posted by: fellatiofiend18 May 11 2006, 03:51 AM
yipeeee! welcome Bombshell to RMM! we are so glad you have joined AF here and well, maybe its just me, but im ESSITED!!!!
Posted by: Assfucker May 11 2006, 09:39 AM
A couple requested pics of Blond Bombshell....I hope she doesn't mind
Posted by: Assfucker May 11 2006, 09:39 AM
Posted by: foxy lady May 11 2006, 09:44 AM
QUOTE(Assfucker @ May 11 2006, 09:39 AM)
A couple requested pics of Blond Bombshell....I hope she doesn't mind
Great AF, now I want to go clam digging
Blondie you sure are a HOTTIE
Posted by: Bobaloo May 11 2006, 10:32 AM
QUOTE(foxy lady @ May 11 2006, 09:44 AM)
Great AF, now I want to go clam digging
Blondie you sure are a HOTTIE
Ditto and Ditto!!!
Posted by: paybarraman May 11 2006, 02:26 PM
Pics? What Pics?
Posted by: natalie May 11 2006, 02:26 PM
QUOTE(Assfucker @ May 11 2006, 09:39 AM)
Well I know you did the proper thing and rode her good. Love the white feet. It's like she still has shoes on.
Posted by: Assfucker May 11 2006, 02:33 PM
QUOTE(natalie @ May 11 2006, 02:26 PM)
Well I know you did the proper thing and rode her good. Love the white feet. It's like she still has shoes on.
Whos looking at her feet
and yes we did have fun that night
Posted by: fellatiofiend18 May 11 2006, 02:50 PM
yum yum bombshell!
altho id be a little hesitant to get sand in my naughty bits!
Posted by: Blond Bombshell May 11 2006, 02:54 PM
QUOTE(Assfucker @ May 11 2006, 09:39 AM)
A couple requested pics of Blond Bombshell....I hope she doesn't mind
Hey there baby I guess I dont have a problem & they are two good pic's if I do say so myself. Thanks to all for all the nice things you have said
Posted by: Assfucker May 11 2006, 02:55 PM
QUOTE(Blond Bombshell @ May 11 2006, 02:54 PM)
Hey there baby I guess I dont have a problem & they are two good pic's if I do say so myself. Thanks to all for all the nice things you have said
I think you're getting some fans, might be time to take some new ones
Posted by: natalie May 11 2006, 03:23 PM
QUOTE(Assfucker @ May 11 2006, 02:55 PM)
I think you're getting some fans, might be time to take some new ones
Yes! It is time! Can I be fan number one?
Posted by: Assfucker May 11 2006, 03:26 PM
QUOTE(natalie @ May 11 2006, 03:23 PM)
Yes! It is time! Can I be fan number one?
Please, I insist
Posted by: natalie May 11 2006, 03:29 PM
QUOTE(Assfucker @ May 11 2006, 03:26 PM)
Please, I insist
Oooh it looks like being a fan comes with bonuses.
Posted by: fellatiofiend18 May 11 2006, 03:46 PM
QUOTE(natalie @ May 11 2006, 03:29 PM)
Oooh it looks like being a fan comes with bonuses.
dammit! im always a few steps behind!
oh well
Posted by: foxy lady May 11 2006, 03:57 PM
QUOTE(Assfucker @ May 11 2006, 03:26 PM)
Please, I insist
Well I'm miffed......
You told me I was fan #1
Nat already has a Numba1 Fan
Posted by: Assfucker May 11 2006, 04:00 PM
QUOTE(foxy lady @ May 11 2006, 03:57 PM)
Well I'm miffed......
You told me I was fan #1
Nat already has a Numba1 Fan
Yer all Number 1's in my book
Posted by: foxy lady May 11 2006, 04:01 PM
QUOTE(Assfucker @ May 11 2006, 04:00 PM)
Yer all Number 1's in my book
Good cover there AF
Posted by: Assfucker May 11 2006, 04:05 PM
QUOTE(foxy lady @ May 11 2006, 04:01 PM)
Good cover there AF
Posted by: diane26 May 11 2006, 05:28 PM
Awesome pics wow so many couples here.
Posted by: ontippytoes May 12 2006, 10:42 PM
AF, you're hysterical! Your posts make me laugh out loud!
Posted by: Blond Bombshell May 13 2006, 06:44 PM
QUOTE(ontippytoes @ May 12 2006, 10:42 PM)
AF, you're hysterical! Your posts make me laugh out loud!
You should live with him ............ I am always laughing
Posted by: evade20 May 14 2006, 06:33 AM
QUOTE(Assfucker @ May 11 2006, 02:55 PM)
I think you're getting some fans, might be time to take some new ones
More pics of BB would be super.
Posted by: Assfucker May 15 2006, 09:20 AM
QUOTE(ontippytoes @ May 12 2006, 10:42 PM)
AF, you're hysterical! Your posts make me laugh out loud!
Well keep on reading, I'm just getting started
Posted by: Assfucker May 15 2006, 09:22 AM
QUOTE(sensual_lips @ May 14 2006, 12:22 PM)
yes it would be
love what i seeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
its all goodddddddddd
when the next photo session ?
Took some pictures this weekend, I'll post 'em up in a bit
Posted by: foxy lady May 15 2006, 09:28 AM
QUOTE(Assfucker @ May 15 2006, 09:22 AM)
Took some pictures this weekend, I'll post 'em up in a bit
Posted by: Assfucker May 15 2006, 09:31 AM
QUOTE(foxy lady @ May 15 2006, 09:28 AM)
Downloading now
Posted by: Assfucker May 15 2006, 09:36 AM
Posted by: foxy lady May 15 2006, 09:37 AM
Candid shot, very nice
Posted by: Assfucker May 15 2006, 09:38 AM
Posted by: foxy lady May 15 2006, 09:39 AM
Nice view
Posted by: tripled May 15 2006, 09:46 AM
great shot
Posted by: Bobaloo May 15 2006, 10:16 AM
QUOTE(Assfucker @ May 15 2006, 09:36 AM)
oooh, that is nice. I'd like to pinch the other one if I may.
Posted by: Bobaloo May 15 2006, 10:17 AM
QUOTE(Assfucker @ May 15 2006, 09:38 AM)
She can tan all she wants,but it would look pretty funny with a tanline in the shape of my body on her back.
Posted by: Assfucker May 15 2006, 10:18 AM
QUOTE(Bobaloo @ May 15 2006, 10:17 AM)
She can tan all she wants,but it would look pretty funny with a tanline in the shape of my body on her back.
I figured you'd say something to the effect of:
"I have some personal sunscreen I'd like to apply to her back....if I may of coarse"
Posted by: Bobaloo May 15 2006, 10:21 AM
QUOTE(Assfucker @ May 15 2006, 10:18 AM)
I figured you'd say something to the effect of:
"I have some personal sunscreen I'd like to apply to her back....if I may of coarse" I thought that might be crossing the line a bit. but as long as you mention it...
I have some special sunscreen I'd like to apply to her back... if I may, of course.
Posted by: Assfucker May 15 2006, 10:54 AM
QUOTE(Bobaloo @ May 15 2006, 10:21 AM)
I thought that might be crossing the line a bit. but as long as you mention it...
We'll see what she says later
Posted by: Bobaloo May 15 2006, 10:55 AM
QUOTE(Assfucker @ May 15 2006, 10:54 AM)
We'll see what she says later
She'll probably say.
Hi, 911, this is BB. There's some crazy guy on my lawn trying to apply some special sunscreen on my back.
I can only hope it's because she wants to borrow some handcuffs.
Posted by: Assfucker May 15 2006, 11:25 AM
Enjoying the weekend and the board
Posted by: natalie May 15 2006, 12:55 PM
QUOTE(Assfucker @ May 15 2006, 09:38 AM)
Oooooh. I like this one.
Posted by: Gnappster May 15 2006, 01:21 PM
Hey AF:
I'm a long time lurker of "that other board", and I always figured you'd fit right in here.
1. An obvious post whore. Check
2. Makes many off colour remarks. Check
3. Infatuation with breasts. Check
4. Homosexual tendancies. Check (hey if we're tolerant of bobaloo, we have to be tolerant of them all)
Plus your wife looks pretty hot (and naked).
Posted by: Gnappster May 15 2006, 01:22 PM
QUOTE(Assfucker @ May 15 2006, 09:25 AM)
Enjoying the weekend and the board
AND an obvious pic whore
Posted by: Assfucker May 15 2006, 01:35 PM
QUOTE(Gnappster @ May 15 2006, 01:21 PM)
Hey AF:
I'm a long time lurker of "that other board", and I always figured you'd fit right in here.
1. An obvious post whore. Check
2. Makes many off colour remarks. Check
3. Infatuation with breasts. Check
4. Homosexual tendancies. Check (hey if we're tolerant of bobaloo, we have to be tolerant of them all)
Plus your wife looks pretty hot (and naked).
Good to hear Gnappster, wasn't sure how/if I'd be accepted by those who know me "over there"
Thanks!
Posted by: Assfucker May 15 2006, 01:36 PM
QUOTE(Gnappster @ May 15 2006, 01:22 PM)
AND an obvious pic whore
Posted by: Assfucker May 15 2006, 01:42 PM
QUOTE(Gnappster @ May 15 2006, 01:21 PM)
Hey AF:
I'm a long time lurker of "that other board", and I always figured you'd fit right in here.
and you never invited me here?
Posted by: Gnappster May 15 2006, 01:51 PM
QUOTE(Assfucker @ May 15 2006, 11:42 AM)
and you never invited me here?
I figured you'd find your way here soon enough seeing how many cross-over members there are/were. Plus why would I invite another dude, I like to hoard all the tits for myself!
But it seems someone told you it was BYOB(bring your own boobs
) so how can I complain?
Posted by: Assfucker May 15 2006, 02:36 PM
QUOTE(Gnappster @ May 15 2006, 01:51 PM)
Plus why would I invite another dude, I like to hoard all the tits for myself!
We think alike
Posted by: Assfucker May 15 2006, 02:45 PM
Look at my kid......is this my boy or what.....
Posted by: Assfucker May 15 2006, 02:46 PM
the wife tanning at the beach
Posted by: Bobaloo May 15 2006, 03:03 PM
QUOTE(Assfucker @ May 15 2006, 02:45 PM)
Look at my kid......is this my boy or what.....
Hey, Evade, that's the hand sign they were talking about in STB. See, even AF's kid knows what the hell she was talking about.
Posted by: Assfucker May 15 2006, 03:04 PM
QUOTE(Bobaloo @ May 15 2006, 03:03 PM)
Hey, Evade, that's the hand sign they were talking about in STB. See, even AF's kid knows what the hell she was talking about.
hes got horns comming out of his head too
Posted by: evade20 May 15 2006, 03:20 PM
QUOTE(Assfucker @ May 15 2006, 03:04 PM)
hes got horns comming out of his head too
Da little devil.
Posted by: evade20 May 15 2006, 03:21 PM
QUOTE(Bobaloo @ May 15 2006, 03:03 PM)
Hey, Evade, that's the hand sign they were talking about in STB. See, even AF's kid knows what the hell she was talking about.
I was too busy looking at BB.
Posted by: Bobaloo May 15 2006, 03:29 PM
QUOTE(evade20 @ May 15 2006, 03:21 PM)
I was too busy looking at BB.
Fair enough!
Posted by: Blond Bombshell May 15 2006, 04:01 PM
I guess I need to think about making my own 411 cept AF has to post all my pic . I cant do it from home.
Posted by: Blond Bombshell May 15 2006, 04:04 PM
QUOTE(evade20 @ May 15 2006, 03:21 PM)
I was too busy looking at BB.
& thank for looking at me
Posted by: Gnappster May 15 2006, 04:16 PM
QUOTE(Blond Bombshell @ May 15 2006, 02:01 PM)
I guess I need to think about making my own 411 cept AF has to post all my pic . I cant do it from home.
that could still work.
how come you can't post em from home?
Posted by: Blond Bombshell May 15 2006, 04:25 PM
QUOTE(Gnappster @ May 15 2006, 04:16 PM)
that could still work.
how come you can't post em from home?
I cant resize them
Posted by: Bobaloo May 15 2006, 04:39 PM
QUOTE(Blond Bombshell @ May 15 2006, 04:25 PM)
I cant resize them
The easiest way to resize somehting if you can't resize it with a real program is to capture the screen, paste it in Paint, and crop out everything else. Then save as picforbobaloo.jpg. Fast, easy, no special programs involved.
Posted by: Blond Bombshell May 15 2006, 04:43 PM
QUOTE(Bobaloo @ May 15 2006, 04:39 PM)
The easiest way to resize somehting if you can't resize it with a real program is to capture the screen, paste it in Paint, and crop out everything else. Then save as picforbobaloo.jpg. Fast, easy, no special programs involved.
All that talk is way above my head .I am a computer DUMBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Posted by: Bobaloo May 15 2006, 05:12 PM
QUOTE(Blond Bombshell @ May 15 2006, 04:43 PM)
All that talk is way above my head .I am a computer DUMBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Yeah, I don't know what the hell I said either. i was really just trying to impress you. Did it work?
Posted by: Blond Bombshell May 15 2006, 06:29 PM
QUOTE(Bobaloo @ May 15 2006, 05:12 PM)
Yeah, I don't know what the hell I said either. i was really just trying to impress you. Did it work?
It takes alittle more than that to impress me. I 'm not that easy
Posted by: Gnappster May 15 2006, 06:37 PM
QUOTE(Blond Bombshell @ May 15 2006, 04:29 PM)
It takes alittle more than that to impress me. I 'm not that easy
I own every Reader's Digest for the pat 6 years. How's that for impressive!
Posted by: Blond Bombshell May 15 2006, 06:43 PM
QUOTE(Gnappster @ May 15 2006, 06:37 PM)
I own every Reader's Digest for the pat 6 years. How's that for impressive!
Posted by: ontippytoes May 15 2006, 06:47 PM
QUOTE(Gnappster @ May 15 2006, 06:37 PM)
I own every Reader's Digest for the pat 6 years. How's that for impressive!
Where have you been my whole life?
Posted by: Gnappster May 15 2006, 06:48 PM
QUOTE(Blond Bombshell @ May 15 2006, 04:43 PM)
Well my mom thinks I'm cool
Posted by: Gnappster May 15 2006, 06:49 PM
QUOTE(ontippytoes @ May 15 2006, 04:47 PM)
Where have you been my whole life?
I knew the ladies would start lining up with that line!
Posted by: Blond Bombshell May 15 2006, 06:51 PM
QUOTE(Gnappster @ May 15 2006, 06:48 PM)
Well my mom thinks I'm cool
Well 6years of penthouse or other would be better
I'm glad your Mom loves you
Posted by: ontippytoes May 15 2006, 06:52 PM
QUOTE(Gnappster @ May 15 2006, 06:49 PM)
I knew the ladies would start lining up with that line!
Yeah, your mom know how to buy you friends. Oops, did I say that out loud
?
Posted by: Gnappster May 15 2006, 06:55 PM
QUOTE(Blond Bombshell @ May 15 2006, 04:51 PM)
Well 6years of penthouse or other would be better
I did, but had to throw them out as the pages somehow became stuck together.
QUOTE(ontippytoes @ May 15 2006, 04:52 PM)
Yeah, your mom know how to buy you friends. Oops, did I say that out loud
?
Here, Let me lay down so you can kick me again.
Hmmmm, while I'm down here.
Posted by: ontippytoes May 15 2006, 06:56 PM
QUOTE(Gnappster @ May 15 2006, 06:55 PM)
I did, but had to throw them out as the pages somehow became stuck together.
Here, Let me lay down so you can kick me again.
Hmmmm, while I'm down here.
AF's gonna kick your ass for whoring up his thread.
Posted by: Bobaloo May 15 2006, 06:57 PM
QUOTE(Blond Bombshell @ May 15 2006, 06:51 PM)
Well 6years of penthouse or other would be better
I'm glad your Mom loves you Ah! It's nothing that special. Gnappy's mom loves everybody!
Posted by: Bobaloo May 15 2006, 06:57 PM
QUOTE(ontippytoes @ May 15 2006, 06:56 PM)
AF's gonna kick your ass for whoring up his thread.
Nah!!! He likes any attention he can get. I'm sure he'll post a pic of himself in here sooner or later.
Posted by: sensual_lips May 15 2006, 06:59 PM
QUOTE(Assfucker @ May 15 2006, 09:36 AM)
nice
Posted by: Blond Bombshell May 15 2006, 07:03 PM
QUOTE(Gnappster @ May 15 2006, 06:55 PM)
I did, but had to throw them out as the pages somehow became stuck together.
Here, Let me lay down so you can kick me again.
Hmmmm, while I'm down here.
Should we do something else with you while you are down
Posted by: Assfucker May 15 2006, 09:21 PM
QUOTE(Bobaloo @ May 15 2006, 06:57 PM)
Ah! It's nothing that special. Gnappy's mom loves everybody!
Beat me to it fucker..........I love mom jokes
Did some say picture!?!?!?!
Posted by: Assfucker May 15 2006, 09:22 PM
QUOTE(Gnappster @ May 15 2006, 06:55 PM)
Here, Let me lay down so you can kick me again.
heh, I knew I'd get you on the floor
Posted by: Bobaloo May 16 2006, 09:19 AM
QUOTE(Assfucker @ May 15 2006, 09:21 PM)
Beat me to it fucker..........I love mom jokes
Yeah. I'm pretty quick. At least that's what the ladies tell me.
QUOTE(Assfucker @ May 15 2006, 09:21 PM)
Did some say picture!?!?!?!
Now that is a funny picture.
Posted by: Assfucker May 16 2006, 09:25 AM
QUOTE(Bobaloo @ May 16 2006, 09:19 AM)
Now that is a funny picture.
Nice, you like the hat pics!!!!!!
Posted by: foxy lady May 16 2006, 09:27 AM
QUOTE(Assfucker @ May 15 2006, 09:21 PM)
Beat me to it fucker..........I love mom jokes
Did some say picture!?!?!?!
You are a character AF
Posted by: Bobaloo May 16 2006, 09:56 AM
QUOTE(Assfucker @ May 16 2006, 09:25 AM)
Nice, you like the hat pics!!!!!!
That hat is so last year.
Posted by: Assfucker May 16 2006, 09:58 AM
QUOTE(Bobaloo @ May 16 2006, 09:56 AM)
That hat is so last year.
Look at the date on the bottom right of the picture
Posted by: Bobaloo May 16 2006, 10:12 AM
QUOTE(Assfucker @ May 16 2006, 09:58 AM)
Look at the date on the bottom right of the picture
I did. That's why I said that.
Gawd, your post is so 15 minutes ago!
Posted by: Assfucker May 16 2006, 10:21 AM
QUOTE(Bobaloo @ May 16 2006, 10:12 AM)
I did. That's why I said that.
Gawd, your post is so 15 minutes ago!
I know
time for a hat~~~~~~~~~!
Posted by: Bobaloo May 16 2006, 10:25 AM
QUOTE(Assfucker @ May 16 2006, 10:21 AM)
I know
time for a hat~~~~~~~~~!
You are out of control mister!!!
Posted by: Gnappster May 16 2006, 12:41 PM
QUOTE(Bobaloo @ May 15 2006, 04:57 PM)
Ah! It's nothing that special. Gnappy's mom loves everybody!
AF, do you just go to stores, try things on and take pics of yourself? The sales staff must be like WTF?
Posted by: Assfucker May 16 2006, 12:48 PM
QUOTE(Gnappster @ May 16 2006, 12:41 PM)
mebbe
Posted by: foxy lady May 16 2006, 12:49 PM
QUOTE(Assfucker @ May 16 2006, 12:48 PM)
mebbe
Absolutely hilarious AF, you are one of a kind
Posted by: Gnappster May 16 2006, 12:51 PM
QUOTE(Assfucker @ May 16 2006, 10:48 AM)
mebbe
Posted by: Assfucker May 16 2006, 12:52 PM
QUOTE(Gnappster @ May 16 2006, 12:51 PM)
Dood, I saw that shirt and HAD to try it on
Posted by: Bobaloo May 16 2006, 12:52 PM
QUOTE(Assfucker @ May 16 2006, 12:48 PM)
mebbe
That sponge bob is so absorbant
Posted by: foxy lady May 16 2006, 12:53 PM
QUOTE(Assfucker @ May 16 2006, 12:52 PM)
Dood, I saw that shirt and HAD to try it on
Did ya try on the little pink one beside you next
Posted by: Assfucker May 16 2006, 01:00 PM
QUOTE(foxy lady @ May 16 2006, 12:53 PM)
Did ya try on the little pink one beside you next
what do you take me for, some kind of weirdo
Posted by: foxy lady May 16 2006, 01:12 PM
QUOTE(Assfucker @ May 16 2006, 01:00 PM)
what do you take me for, some kind of weirdo
Ummmm......YUP
Posted by: Bobaloo May 16 2006, 02:15 PM
QUOTE(foxy lady @ May 16 2006, 12:53 PM)
Did ya try on the little pink one beside you next
That was the first one he tried on. But he didnt' like the way it made his boobs look.
Posted by: Gnappster May 16 2006, 02:23 PM
QUOTE(Bobaloo @ May 16 2006, 12:15 PM)
That was the first one he tried on. But he didnt' like the way it made his boobs look.
moobs imo
Posted by: Bobaloo May 16 2006, 02:28 PM
QUOTE(Gnappster @ May 16 2006, 02:23 PM)
You're right, moobs
Perhaps he could use a bro. You know, the bra for the brawny, brawny man.
Posted by: Assfucker May 16 2006, 02:28 PM
QUOTE(Gnappster @ May 16 2006, 02:23 PM)
Good catch bro, the mOObs looked ok, it was my third nipple that felt a little funny
Posted by: Assfucker May 16 2006, 02:29 PM
QUOTE(Bobaloo @ May 16 2006, 02:28 PM)
You're right, moobs
Perhaps he could use a bro. You know, the bra for the brawny, brawny man.
beh, they seem perky enough......hey wait a minute here....what am I saying
Posted by: Bobaloo May 16 2006, 02:41 PM
QUOTE(Assfucker @ May 16 2006, 02:28 PM)
Good catch bro, the mOObs looked ok, it was my third nipple that felt a little funny
Nothing like using vestigial body parts for a good laugh.
Posted by: belicked6924 May 16 2006, 05:59 PM
Wow, how long have I been gone? Anywho's welcome and I see you've already made a nice comfy spot on the couch.
Posted by: Assfucker May 17 2006, 08:01 AM
QUOTE(belicked6924 @ May 16 2006, 05:59 PM)
Wow, how long have I been gone? Anywho's welcome and I see you've already made a nice comfy spot on the couch.
My guess would be about 2 weeks
and yes the couch is comfy, but it's the 'pillows' that keeps me here
thanks
Posted by: Gnappster May 17 2006, 11:48 AM
QUOTE(Assfucker @ May 17 2006, 06:01 AM)
My guess would be about 2 weeks
and yes the couch is comfy, but it's the 'pillows' that keeps me here
thanks
those aren't pillows, it's just bobaloo's ass
Posted by: Assfucker May 17 2006, 11:56 AM
QUOTE(Gnappster @ May 17 2006, 11:48 AM)
those aren't pillows, it's just bobaloo's ass
I was wondering about the pimples
Posted by: Bobaloo May 17 2006, 12:37 PM
QUOTE(Assfucker @ May 17 2006, 11:56 AM)
I was wondering about the pimples
Those aren't pimples, those are speed bumps.
How 'bout them Bears?
Posted by: Gnappster May 17 2006, 12:56 PM
QUOTE(Assfucker @ May 17 2006, 09:56 AM)
I was wondering about the pimples
Posted by: Assfucker May 17 2006, 12:58 PM
QUOTE(Gnappster @ May 17 2006, 12:56 PM)
well the puss makes for good lube
Posted by: Bobaloo May 17 2006, 02:51 PM
QUOTE(Assfucker @ May 17 2006, 12:58 PM)
well the puss makes for good lube
You meant pus, not puss. Just thought I'd let you know. I know it's not a big deal, but I think you'd be in for a hell of a suprise if you mixed the two up some night. Can you imagine going down on some chick's pus/??
Posted by: natalie May 17 2006, 02:53 PM
QUOTE(Bobaloo @ May 17 2006, 12:37 PM)
Those aren't pimples, those are speed bumps.
How 'bout them Bears?
Does that somehow prolong your pleasure when someone's fucking your ass or is it like a badge?
Posted by: Blond Bombshell May 29 2006, 08:27 AM
QUOTE(Bobaloo @ May 16 2006, 02:28 PM)
You're right, moobs
Perhaps he could use a bro. You know, the bra for the brawny, brawny man.
He has the best moobs I love to grab them when I'm on top of him
Posted by: foxy lady May 29 2006, 09:02 AM
QUOTE(Blond Bombshell @ May 29 2006, 08:27 AM)
He has the best moobs I love to grab them when I'm on top of him
You're lucky Blondie, but I bet you two play a good game of grab the moobs and boobs
Posted by: Assfucker May 30 2006, 10:05 AM
QUOTE(Blond Bombshell @ May 29 2006, 08:27 AM)
He has the best moobs I love to grab them when I'm on top of him
ditto on yer bOObs hunny
BTW, while I'm here responding to me beautiful wife, let me just tell all the intraweb that she is the best wife I could ever have dreamed of marrying! I won't bore you with a bunch of lovey-doveys, but she takes the cake. I'm one lucky assfucker!
I LOVE YOU BABE!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: foxy lady May 30 2006, 10:07 AM
QUOTE(Assfucker @ May 30 2006, 10:05 AM)
You two are too cute
Posted by: evade20 May 30 2006, 01:23 PM
QUOTE(Assfucker @ May 30 2006, 10:05 AM)
Another happy couple
Posted by: Blond Bombshell Jun 1 2006, 02:32 PM
QUOTE(Assfucker @ May 30 2006, 10:05 AM)
Well aint you sweet! That is so nice to say in front of all these people.
I love you too baby
Posted by: Assfucker Jun 1 2006, 03:07 PM
QUOTE(Blond Bombshell @ Jun 1 2006, 02:32 PM)
Well aint you sweet! That is so nice to say in front of all these people.
I love you too baby
People, what people
Posted by: Blond Bombshell Jun 5 2006, 05:13 PM
Hey baby I sure hoped you liked your blow job in the car today.
It was sure fun for me
Posted by: Assfucker Jun 6 2006, 09:20 AM
QUOTE(Blond Bombshell @ Jun 5 2006, 05:13 PM)
Hey baby I sure hoped you liked your blow job in the car today.
It was sure fun for me
considering I almost pulled the steeringwheel off, I'd say I liked too much
seemed like you need some protein too
Oh and it was good of you to finger your pussy to get me in the mood
Posted by: boanna Jun 6 2006, 02:25 PM
QUOTE(Bobaloo @ May 16 2006, 12:41 PM)
Nothing like using vestigial body parts for a good laugh.
whats vestigial? (yea, i know, i am reading this stuff late)
Posted by: boanna Jun 6 2006, 02:28 PM
QUOTE(Assfucker @ May 30 2006, 08:05 AM)
aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh shucks! i want the loveydoveys! give us a few!
Posted by: boanna Jun 6 2006, 02:30 PM
QUOTE(Blond Bombshell @ Jun 5 2006, 03:13 PM)
Hey baby I sure hoped you liked your blow job in the car today.
It was sure fun for me
lets see, what the hell is today...so the blow job was two days ago!!! i missed it!!
you know, if u read this thread backwards, which i just about did, its almost painful! the only thing that came out clear was someone got a blow job!
Posted by: Assfucker Jun 6 2006, 03:01 PM
QUOTE(boanna @ Jun 6 2006, 02:30 PM)
lets see, what the hell is today...so the blow job was two days ago!!! i missed it!!
you know, if u read this thread backwards, which i just about did, its almost painful! the only thing that came out clear was someone got a blow job!
Posted by: boanna Jun 6 2006, 03:04 PM
QUOTE(Assfucker @ Jun 6 2006, 01:01 PM)
well, at least we see eye to eye
Posted by: Assfucker Jun 6 2006, 03:22 PM
QUOTE(boanna @ Jun 6 2006, 03:04 PM)
well, at least we see eye to eye
Whats wrong with my theard.........seems to be flowing nicely
Posted by: Blond Bombshell Jun 8 2006, 02:27 PM
QUOTE(Assfucker @ Jun 6 2006, 03:22 PM)
Whats wrong with my theard.........seems to be flowing nicely
I like your thread
Posted by: Assfucker Jun 8 2006, 02:46 PM
QUOTE(Blond Bombshell @ Jun 8 2006, 02:27 PM)
I like your thread
Bo doesn't seem to, but she sure likes yours
Posted by: Gnappster Jun 8 2006, 04:03 PM
QUOTE(boanna @ Jun 6 2006, 12:25 PM)
whats vestigial? (yea, i know, i am reading this stuff late)
it means an underdeveloped apendage in a mature animal, much like vestigial tail, or belicked's dick
Posted by: Assfucker Jun 9 2006, 08:37 AM
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Jun 8 2006, 04:03 PM)
it means an underdeveloped apendage in a mature animal, much like vestigial tail, or belicked's dick
or that clit you call a penis?
Posted by: foxy lady Jun 9 2006, 11:57 PM
QUOTE(Assfucker @ Jun 9 2006, 08:37 AM)
or that clit you call a penis?
He got you good
Posted by: Assfucker Jun 12 2006, 09:23 AM
QUOTE(numba1fan @ Jun 9 2006, 11:52 PM)
QUOTE(foxy lady @ Jun 9 2006, 11:57 PM)
He got you good
I don't think he saw this yet
Posted by: Gnappster Jun 12 2006, 11:29 AM
QUOTE(Assfucker @ Jun 12 2006, 07:23 AM)
I don't think he saw this yet
Yeah, I'd give it some time, that moron is a lil slow
Posted by: Assfucker Jun 12 2006, 11:32 AM
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Jun 12 2006, 11:29 AM)
Yeah, I'd give it some time, that moron is a lil slow
Posted by: Blond Bombshell Jun 15 2006, 07:39 PM
Bump bump
grind grind
fuck fuck
suck suck
you
later
Posted by: Assfucker Jun 16 2006, 09:37 AM
QUOTE(Blond Bombshell @ Jun 15 2006, 07:39 PM)
Bump bump
grind grind
fuck fuck
suck suck
you
later
tonight, baby...fo shizzle
Posted by: paybarraman Jun 16 2006, 12:57 PM
Awwwwwwwwwwwwww
Posted by: Blond Bombshell Jun 16 2006, 04:26 PM
QUOTE(paybarraman @ Jun 16 2006, 12:57 PM)
Awwwwwwwwwwwwww
See how he is
He always makes me wait
Posted by: foxy lady Jun 16 2006, 05:08 PM
QUOTE(Blond Bombshell @ Jun 16 2006, 04:26 PM)
See how he is
He always makes me wait
Yeah but good things cum for those who wait
Posted by: ddd35 Jun 16 2006, 05:14 PM
QUOTE(foxy lady @ Jun 16 2006, 05:08 PM)
Yeah but good things cum for those who wait
I think she has the CUM part right for sure
Posted by: Assfucker Jun 16 2006, 09:18 PM
QUOTE(ddd35 @ Jun 16 2006, 05:14 PM)
I think she has the CUM part right for sure
yep, in about 12 minutes...laters
Posted by: boanna Jun 22 2006, 03:23 PM
dont mind me....just bumpin your thread up a little....
Posted by: Assfucker Jun 22 2006, 03:31 PM
QUOTE(boanna @ Jun 22 2006, 03:23 PM)
dont mind me....just bumpin your thread up a little....
*bump* back
Posted by: Blond Bombshell Jul 5 2006, 05:06 PM
Hey there baby !
Thought I would make you smile
Posted by: foxy lady Jul 5 2006, 09:45 PM
QUOTE(Blond Bombshell @ Jul 5 2006, 05:06 PM)
Hey there baby !
Thought I would make you smile
What up Mister Assfucker?
Posted by: Assfucker Jul 6 2006, 08:30 AM
QUOTE(Blond Bombshell @ Jul 5 2006, 05:06 PM)
Hey there baby !
Thought I would make you smile
QUOTE(foxy lady @ Jul 5 2006, 09:45 PM)
What up Mister Assfucker?
Hey doll, s'up with you?
Posted by: foxy lady Jul 6 2006, 08:32 AM
QUOTE(Assfucker @ Jul 6 2006, 08:30 AM)
Hey doll, s'up with you?
Work, work and more work, that's about all
Posted by: Assfucker Jul 6 2006, 08:33 AM
QUOTE(foxy lady @ Jul 6 2006, 08:32 AM)
Work, work and more work, that's about all
o'rly?
Posted by: foxy lady Jul 6 2006, 08:41 AM
QUOTE(Assfucker @ Jul 6 2006, 08:33 AM)
uhuh
Posted by: Blond Bombshell Jul 6 2006, 06:09 PM
QUOTE(foxy lady @ Jul 6 2006, 08:41 AM)
uhuh
That is AF for................. oh really
you know how he is
Posted by: foxy lady Jul 6 2006, 08:03 PM
QUOTE(Blond Bombshell @ Jul 6 2006, 06:09 PM)
That is AF for................. oh really
you know how he is
I've had a sneak preview of his chit chat lingo from the "other" forum
And yes I know how he is......absolutely hilarious...
at times
Posted by: fellatiofiend18 Jul 10 2006, 05:30 AM
been some time since i have been in the members 411 area. and i decided to come back for the first time in months to grace your thread.
[attachmentid=24082]
ps... those are my tits wrapped around a cock.... just thought you might like to know.
Posted by: Assfucker Jul 10 2006, 10:35 AM
QUOTE(fellatiofiend18 @ Jul 10 2006, 05:30 AM)
been some time since i have been in the members 411 area. and i decided to come back for the first time in months to grace your thread.
[attachmentid=24082]
ps... those are my tits wrapped around a cock.... just thought you might like to know.
wow, that took me a second to figure out.....is that the 'stinky riccian' caack?
Posted by: boanna Jul 10 2006, 01:00 PM
QUOTE(Assfucker @ Jul 10 2006, 09:13 AM)
I'm gonna put my 1000th post right here in my 411
here's a random picture from my computer
feels like I'm born again
i need a nap after seeing that!
Posted by: Gnappster Jul 10 2006, 01:20 PM
QUOTE(Assfucker @ Jul 10 2006, 09:13 AM)
I'm gonna put my 1000th post right here in my 411
here's a random picture from my computer
feels like I'm born again
your mum's pussy isn't THAT hairy
Posted by: Assfucker Jul 10 2006, 01:39 PM
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Jul 10 2006, 01:20 PM)
your mum's pussy isn't THAT hairy
it was, that was from the 70's
Posted by: Assfucker Jul 10 2006, 01:40 PM
QUOTE(boanna @ Jul 10 2006, 01:00 PM)
i need a nap after seeing that!
made you horny eh?
Posted by: Gnappster Jul 10 2006, 01:46 PM
QUOTE(Assfucker @ Jul 10 2006, 11:39 AM)
it was, that was from the 70's
ahhh, understood. I only knew it from last night.
Posted by: Assfucker Jul 10 2006, 01:54 PM
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Jul 10 2006, 01:46 PM)
ahhh, understood. I only knew it from last night.
eeeeeeeeew dood yer sick
Posted by: foxy lady Jul 10 2006, 02:21 PM
QUOTE(Assfucker @ Jul 10 2006, 11:13 AM)
I'm gonna put my 1000th post right here in my 411
here's a random picture from my computer
feels like I'm born again
I hope not in the "born again Christian" sense
Posted by: Assfucker Jul 10 2006, 02:23 PM
QUOTE(foxy lady @ Jul 10 2006, 02:21 PM)
I hope not in the "born again Christian" sense
nope, in the vaginer sense
Posted by: foxy lady Jul 10 2006, 02:41 PM
QUOTE(Assfucker @ Jul 10 2006, 02:23 PM)
nope, in the vaginer sense
Phewww that's a relief
Posted by: boanna Jul 10 2006, 03:28 PM
QUOTE(Assfucker @ Jul 10 2006, 11:40 AM)
made you horny eh?
no, it didnt. cant u do better than that?
Posted by: Assfucker Jul 10 2006, 03:34 PM
QUOTE(boanna @ Jul 10 2006, 03:28 PM)
no, it didnt. cant u do better than that?
Posted by: foxy lady Jul 10 2006, 03:38 PM
You and you're ketchup chippies.......lol
Posted by: Assfucker Jul 10 2006, 03:39 PM
Posted by: foxy lady Jul 10 2006, 03:42 PM
QUOTE(Assfucker @ Jul 10 2006, 03:39 PM)
share you assfucker you
Posted by: Gnappster Jul 10 2006, 03:54 PM
QUOTE(Assfucker @ Jul 10 2006, 01:34 PM)
I didn't know they sold Old Dutch Chips OR Ketchup chips in the U.S.
But seeing as the label is in french and english, I'll assume you got them from Canada.
Ebay?
Posted by: foxy lady Jul 10 2006, 03:58 PM
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Jul 10 2006, 03:54 PM)
I didn't know they sold Old Dutch Chips OR Ketchup chips in the U.S.
But seeing as the label is in french and english, I'll assume you got them from Canada.
Ebay?
He has a few friends that supply his urges here in Canada Gnappy
Posted by: Gnappster Jul 10 2006, 04:03 PM
QUOTE(foxy lady @ Jul 10 2006, 01:58 PM)
He has a few friends that supply his urges here in Canada Gnappy
hopefully they send him some good beer to wash them down
Posted by: foxy lady Jul 10 2006, 04:04 PM
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Jul 10 2006, 04:03 PM)
hopefully they send him some good beer to wash them down
He washes them down with energy drinks I bet
Posted by: Blond Bombshell Jul 10 2006, 04:09 PM
QUOTE(foxy lady @ Jul 10 2006, 04:04 PM)
He washes them down with energy drinks I bet
Boy do you know him
Posted by: foxy lady Jul 10 2006, 04:18 PM
QUOTE(Blond Bombshell @ Jul 10 2006, 04:09 PM)
He tells alot about his health eating and drinking around the "other place"
Posted by: Assfucker Jul 11 2006, 08:26 AM
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Jul 10 2006, 03:54 PM)
I didn't know they sold Old Dutch Chips OR Ketchup chips in the U.S.
But seeing as the label is in french and english, I'll assume you got them from Canada.
Ebay?
Nope, but I have seen them on there...mebbe in the future
QUOTE(foxy lady @ Jul 10 2006, 03:58 PM)
He has a few friends that supply his urges here in Canada Gnappy
QUOTE(foxy lady @ Jul 10 2006, 04:04 PM)
He washes them down with energy drinks I bet
Posted by: fellatiofiend18 Jul 12 2006, 03:55 AM
QUOTE(Assfucker @ Jul 10 2006, 10:35 AM)
wow, that took me a second to figure out.....is that the 'stinky riccian' caack?
what is up with your dislike for puerto ricans?! lol... i mean come on, you live in the dale, i am sure there are many... especially since you live only minutes from miami. (where i actually was last friday btw... not a bad drive at all)
meaniepants!
Posted by: Assfucker Jan 19 2007, 04:48 PM
QUOTE(natalie @ Jan 19 2007, 04:39 PM)
Holy crap Assman, even puppet's thread has seen more action than yours.
So I guess your a dick, since dicks fuck assholes just like they fuck pussies. It's important though or assholes would shit on everything good in this world.
Seriously though how ya been?
Wow........nice to see you too
I'm great, loving on the wife and working my ass off
Posted by: natalie Jan 19 2007, 05:45 PM
QUOTE(Assfucker @ Jan 19 2007, 04:48 PM)
Wow........nice to see you too
I'm great, loving on the wife and working my ass off
Yeah Blondie mentioned that you were training. How's that going?
Posted by: Assfucker Jan 23 2007, 01:27 PM
QUOTE(natalie @ Jan 19 2007, 05:45 PM)
Yeah Blondie mentioned that you were training. How's that going?
Lets see, I'm at the gym at 5AM wednesday-friday mornings and till 8PM monday through thursday, plus still working 45 hours at my day job....I'm a fucking zombie
but the money is good
I see your tits are still doing good
Posted by: Assfucker Feb 27 2007, 10:08 AM
what no nasty birphdhay pics?
damn
Posted by: Gnappster Feb 27 2007, 01:16 PM
QUOTE(Assfucker @ Feb 27 2007, 08:08 AM)
what no nasty birphdhay pics?
damn
Slappy Birphdhay AF, have fun jacking off
Here's yer cake
Posted by: Assfucker Feb 27 2007, 01:18 PM
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Feb 27 2007, 01:16 PM)
Slappy Birphdhay AF, have fun jacking off
Here's yer cake
Where'd you get that one.........and nope, as you read there was no jacking for me
Posted by: Gnappster Feb 27 2007, 01:36 PM
QUOTE(Assfucker @ Feb 27 2007, 11:18 AM)
I can't reveal my sources.
Posted by: Assfucker Feb 27 2007, 01:39 PM
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Feb 27 2007, 01:36 PM)
I can't reveal my sources.
good to post atcha knappy, everything good......I see yer almost in the 10,000 post club
Posted by: Assfucker Feb 27 2007, 01:40 PM
and a flappy birphdeahy pic to me from me
Posted by: ddd35 Feb 27 2007, 02:53 PM
hope the b-day was as fun as the pics weve seen thus far AF ... what is that about 30 or so ?
Posted by: Assfucker Feb 27 2007, 02:59 PM
QUOTE(ddd35 @ Feb 27 2007, 02:53 PM)
hope the b-day was as fun as the pics weve seen thus far AF ... what is that about 30 or so ?
35
Posted by: ddd35 Feb 27 2007, 03:04 PM
QUOTE(Assfucker @ Feb 27 2007, 12:59 PM)
35
still a ways to go to get to the next hump ...
Posted by: Assfucker Feb 27 2007, 03:10 PM
QUOTE(ddd35 @ Feb 27 2007, 03:04 PM)
still a ways to go to get to the next hump ...
hopefully my next hump will be tonight
Posted by: ddd35 Feb 27 2007, 03:12 PM
QUOTE(Assfucker @ Feb 27 2007, 01:10 PM)
hopefully my next hump will be tonight
LOL im sure all you have to do is ask BB ..
Posted by: Blond Bombshell Feb 27 2007, 04:52 PM
QUOTE(ddd35 @ Feb 27 2007, 03:12 PM)
LOL im sure all you have to do is ask BB ..
I dont know my head might hurt
Posted by: Bobaloo Feb 27 2007, 08:00 PM
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Feb 27 2007, 01:16 PM)
Slappy Birphdhay AF, have fun jacking off
Here's yer cake
what goes around comes around...
and what comes around does it on AF's face
Oh, yeah. Happy Birthday AF.
Posted by: Bobaloo Feb 27 2007, 08:05 PM
QUOTE(Blond Bombshell @ Feb 27 2007, 04:52 PM)
I dont know my head might hurt
So that's why AF was asking me for my aspirin cake recipe.
Posted by: ddd35 Feb 27 2007, 10:13 PM
QUOTE(Blond Bombshell @ Feb 27 2007, 02:52 PM)
I dont know my head might hurt
well put a pillow against the headboard hun ..
Posted by: Blond Bombshell Feb 28 2007, 08:40 AM
that does happen or in the shower I always in up with my face smashed in the corner so we have lots of f-ing room
good thing I have a really clean shower
Posted by: Assfucker Feb 28 2007, 09:02 AM
QUOTE(Blond Bombshell @ Feb 28 2007, 08:40 AM)
that does happen or in the shower I always in up with my face smashed in the corner so we have lots of f-ing room
good thing I have a really clean shower
'bout time we wash eachother isn't it.....my back....errrrrrrr my front could use a little scrubbage
Posted by: ddd35 Feb 28 2007, 05:49 PM
QUOTE(Blond Bombshell @ Feb 28 2007, 06:40 AM)
that does happen or in the shower I always in up with my face smashed in the corner so we have lots of f-ing room
good thing I have a really clean shower
you need one of those 2 people showers ...
Posted by: Gnappster Mar 21 2007, 01:43 PM
QUOTE(Assfucker @ Mar 21 2007, 11:35 AM)
Werd-up RMMers.
Can't believe I was on the second page
can't a motherfucker get a bump
that is all
we have active posters who are on page 3
Posted by: Assfucker Mar 21 2007, 01:44 PM
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Mar 21 2007, 01:43 PM)
we have active posters who are on page 3
Nice to see you too
Posted by: Gnappster Mar 21 2007, 01:56 PM
QUOTE(Assfucker @ Mar 21 2007, 11:44 AM)
Nice to see you too
awww muffin, i'm sorry.
wanna hug?
Posted by: Assfucker Mar 21 2007, 02:04 PM
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Mar 21 2007, 01:56 PM)
awww muffin, i'm sorry.
wanna hug?
I prefer spooning
You still haven't passed 10,000 posts? I figured with all yer homo banter with the fellas you'd well over 12,000
Posted by: Blond Bombshell Mar 21 2007, 02:36 PM
QUOTE(Assfucker @ Mar 21 2007, 02:04 PM)
I prefer spooning
You still haven't passed 10,000 posts? I figured with all yer homo banter with the fellas you'd well over 12,000
I baby I will give you a bump but not one I can type
Posted by: Assfucker Mar 21 2007, 02:43 PM
QUOTE(Blond Bombshell @ Mar 21 2007, 02:36 PM)
I baby I will give you a bump but not one I can type
Keep it wet for me, I'll see you a little later
Posted by: Blond Bombshell Mar 21 2007, 02:49 PM
QUOTE(Assfucker @ Mar 21 2007, 02:43 PM)
Keep it wet for me, I'll see you a little later
You know I will be drinking wine ..........
Posted by: Gnappster Mar 21 2007, 02:51 PM
QUOTE(Assfucker @ Mar 21 2007, 12:04 PM)
I prefer spooning
You still haven't passed 10,000 posts? I figured with all yer homo banter with the fellas you'd well over 12,000
it's just not the same without you though
Posted by: Assfucker Mar 21 2007, 02:51 PM
QUOTE(Blond Bombshell @ Mar 21 2007, 02:49 PM)
You know I will be drinking wine ..........
Posted by: Assfucker Mar 21 2007, 02:53 PM
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Mar 21 2007, 02:51 PM)
it's just not the same without you though
I know, I've been reading.....it's way ghayer
Posted by: Gnappster Mar 21 2007, 02:55 PM
QUOTE(Assfucker @ Mar 21 2007, 12:53 PM)
I know, I've been reading.....it's way ghayer
I didn't think that was possible.
Posted by: Assfucker Mar 21 2007, 03:01 PM
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Mar 21 2007, 02:55 PM)
I didn't think that was possible.
For a site that has so many hot chickas posting teh bOObs, pussy/ass combo's you fellas sure like to chase eachother around playing grabass
Posted by: Blond Bombshell Mar 21 2007, 03:09 PM
Posted by: Blond Bombshell Mar 22 2007, 02:47 PM
Hi babe
Posted by: Gnappster Mar 22 2007, 03:01 PM
QUOTE(Assfucker @ Mar 21 2007, 01:01 PM)
For a site that has so many hot chickas posting teh bOObs, pussy/ass combo's you fellas sure like to chase eachother around playing grabass
oh please, I follow the hot chickas posting the bOObs, pussy/ass combos and play grabass with them too. troll on.
Posted by: Assfucker Mar 22 2007, 03:05 PM
QUOTE(Blond Bombshell @ Mar 22 2007, 02:47 PM)
Hi babe
hey doll
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Mar 22 2007, 03:01 PM)
oh please, I follow the hot chickas posting the bOObs, pussy/ass combos and play grabass with them too. troll on.
Dood, I've been reading your ghayness for two days....it's the bOObalOO, Bondi, Puppet, Knappster hOmO train, non-stop
Got knee burn?
That is all
Posted by: Gnappster Mar 22 2007, 03:09 PM
QUOTE(Assfucker @ Mar 22 2007, 01:05 PM)
hey doll
Dood, I've been reading your ghayness for two days....it's the bOObalOO, Bondi, Puppet, Knappster hOmO train, non-stop
Got knee burn?
That is all
You've been reading our gayness for 2 days???
Even I couldn't keep up that pace. After about 10 mins of reading our homo-erotic banter I'm ready to look at tits again. But hey, who am I to judge.
Posted by: Assfucker Mar 22 2007, 03:13 PM
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Mar 22 2007, 03:09 PM)
You've been reading our gayness for 2 days???
Even I couldn't keep up that pace. After about 10 mins of reading our homo-erotic banter I'm ready to look at tits again. But hey, who am I to judge.
It's hard to even get through yer faggyness in EVERY THREAD
I see one tit pic, 8 posts from the frat-pac, then another tit post followed by some more faggy banter
I think Freak should make a private homo fourm for you 4
Posted by: Bobaloo Mar 22 2007, 03:18 PM
QUOTE(Assfucker @ Mar 22 2007, 03:13 PM)
It's hard to even get through yer faggyness in EVERY THREAD
I see one tit pic, 8 posts from the frat-pac, then another tit post followed by some more faggy banter
I think Freak should make a private homo fourm for you 4
Admit it. You just want a private homo forum for yourself so you don't have to be bothered by tit pics.
Posted by: Gnappster Mar 22 2007, 03:20 PM
QUOTE(Assfucker @ Mar 22 2007, 01:13 PM)
It's hard to even get through yer faggyness in EVERY THREAD
I see one tit pic, 8 posts from the frat-pac, then another tit post followed by some more faggy banter
I think Freak should make a private homo fourm for you 4
It may be hard to believe but a message board with just tit pics followed by some dude saying nice tits can get pretty boring(plus it would be a exact copy of the main rating page, no). Not that I mind seeing lots of tit pics, but they for sure aren't posted all day long so I have to fill the void somehow. If I see a pic I like I will for sure comment on it, but I'm not going to edit myself to never say anything else. Go look at the RMP message board and see how desolate it is compared to this place. They both originated from the same place.
If you like please feel free to jump in and make some truly compelling posts for us all to read. Ironically, most of your posts are all about being gay.
Posted by: Assfucker Mar 22 2007, 03:32 PM
Well one good thing is it will cut down on men joining the site, so please continue with yer ghayness....
Posted by: Gnappster Mar 22 2007, 03:48 PM
QUOTE(Assfucker @ Mar 22 2007, 01:32 PM)
Well one good thing is it will cut down on men joining the site, so please continue with yer ghayness....
Shhhh, you'll blow our cover!
Posted by: Puppet Mar 22 2007, 06:25 PM
This coming from a guy named ASSFUCKER... are you fucking serious.. dude you scream gay.. please make some half ass come useless come back .. or better yet don't, no reason to sound dumb uselessly!
Posted by: Assfucker Mar 23 2007, 11:25 AM
QUOTE(Puppet @ Mar 22 2007, 06:25 PM)
This coming from a guy named ASSFUCKER... are you fucking serious.. dude you scream gay..
Posted by: Blond Bombshell Mar 30 2007, 12:25 AM
QUOTE(Puppet @ Mar 22 2007, 06:25 PM)
This coming from a guy named ASSFUCKER... are you fucking serious.. dude you scream gay.. please make some half ass come useless come back .. or better yet don't, no reason to sound dumb uselessly!
Well Puppet Sorry to tell ya .................but he aint gay baby.
Posted by: Puppet Mar 30 2007, 07:15 PM
Closet Homo
Posted by: Assfucker Apr 3 2007, 10:25 AM
QUOTE(Puppet @ Mar 30 2007, 07:15 PM)
Closet Homo
dood, you look in the mirror lately
at least I'm not trolling bOObwebbysites for cock
How'd that cyber circle jerk go with you and the boys on teh yahoo chat
Posted by: Puppet Apr 3 2007, 08:07 PM
you'd know.. did you get all the come out your eye.. sorry about my aim!
Posted by: Assfucker Apr 4 2007, 08:34 AM
QUOTE(Puppet @ Apr 3 2007, 08:07 PM)
you'd know.. did you get all the come out your eye.. sorry about my aim!
Dear Muppet
Please keep yer gay fantasies to yourself.
Thanks
Posted by: paybarraman Apr 4 2007, 09:44 AM
Some good burns being slung around in here.....
*taking notes for future use*
Posted by: Assfucker May 8 2007, 02:02 PM
awww thanks for the bump
Posted by: ddd35 May 14 2007, 01:36 PM
QUOTE(Blond Bombshell @ May 8 2007, 11:33 AM)
AH thanks
Posted by: bondiguy May 16 2007, 01:00 AM
QUOTE(ddd35 @ May 14 2007, 01:36 PM)
AH thanks
Assfucker gives you a boner?
Posted by: ddd35 May 16 2007, 09:07 AM
QUOTE(bondiguy @ May 15 2007, 11:00 PM)
Assfucker gives you a boner?
only when hes with BB ..
Posted by: bondiguy May 17 2007, 12:49 AM
QUOTE(ddd35 @ May 16 2007, 09:07 AM)
only when hes with BB ..
Uh huh.......
Posted by: baby21 May 17 2007, 11:41 AM
Well that was entertaining..
Posted by: bondiguy May 18 2007, 01:02 AM
QUOTE(baby21 @ May 17 2007, 11:41 AM)
Well that was entertaining..
about as entertaining as a fart in an elevator
Posted by: ddd35 May 18 2007, 09:13 AM
QUOTE(baby21 @ May 17 2007, 09:41 AM)
Well that was entertaining..
if you think that was entertaining you should come watch some paint dry today ...
Posted by: ddd35 May 21 2007, 02:02 PM
HEy AF is Blonde feeling better ? you said last week she was sick , just curious ..
Posted by: baby21 May 23 2007, 02:11 AM
QUOTE(bondiguy @ May 18 2007, 01:02 AM)
about as entertaining as a fart in an elevator
Depending on what kind of fart... that could be pretty frickin hilarious if you ask me...
Posted by: bondiguy May 23 2007, 02:14 AM
QUOTE(baby21 @ May 23 2007, 02:11 AM)
Depending on what kind of fart... that could be pretty frickin hilarious if you ask me...
Not if your stuck in that smal space with a deadly one?
Posted by: baby21 May 23 2007, 02:34 AM
QUOTE(bondiguy @ May 23 2007, 02:14 AM)
Not if your stuck in that smal space with a deadly one?
See .. that's the funny part...
death by fart
Sounds like the way to go to me!
Posted by: bondiguy May 23 2007, 02:40 AM
QUOTE(baby21 @ May 23 2007, 02:34 AM)
See .. that's the funny part...
death by fart
Sounds like the way to go to me!
You my dear have a warped sense of humour........
I like it
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