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Posted by: Assfucker May 11 2006, 09:14 AM

Details, post the details.....



The wife, (the sexy Blond Bombshell) wanted some lotion on her back, so I started rubbing it in. She was bent over the bed and I was behind her So I gave her a long backrub. While I was rubbing she was sticking her ass in the air and rearing back onto my now throbbing cock.....I continued to rub, now all over her body, running my hands down her ass, feeling the back of her legs...(I love that part of her, the back of the thighs where they meet her ass). So I got down on my hands and knees and started kissing and licking her ass and inner thighs, rubbing my hands up and down her legs....


...By now the precum is driping from my cock and I'm aching to fill her with my length....I peel down her tiny thong and rub my cock and balls over her ass....she spreads for me and as enter her, we both moan with pleasure. I slowly thrust into her moist pussy, one inch at a time, diving further with each thrust.....then all at once I sink my cock to the hilt, which takes her breath away.....I slowly get into a rhythm, and I begin to fuck her harder and harder....I put my foot up on the bed frame to open her even wider, I have full access to her holes and as I rub her ass, I continue to pound her hot, wet pussy. Her hand is cupping my shaved balls, almost pulling me in deeper.....

Posted by: Assfucker May 11 2006, 11:32 AM

.....so I pull out, not wanting to shoot to early, and get back on my hands and knees and spread her soaking pussy apart and lap at her juices that are flowing.....she tastes so good and is so open to me....after a couple minutes I dive my cock back in and the fucking continues...I take out her ponytail, grab a fist full of her long blonde hair and as I pull her back, I dig my elbows into her and fuck her fast and hard.......pulling her chest up off the bed, I now have access to her swollen nipples. I rub them both with my one hand and contine to pull her hair with the other........

Posted by: foxy lady May 11 2006, 12:36 PM

Keep telling, keep telling

**damn drool in my popcorn again **

Posted by: Assfucker May 11 2006, 12:58 PM

....by now it's getting very hard to hold back. I thrust a couple times, then have to stop, then thrust again......sometimes I wish it wasn't like that, but the sensation in my cock is amazing. So I again pull out and get on my knees behind her, to lap at her juices trying to last as long as possible....I easly slid back in and as I spread her ass apart, it is just too much to bare....(pun intended ) So I again dig in and fuck her with everything I have left....I get into a trance of sorts and as the feeling over comes me, my knees start to buckle as I feel the first wave of my climax take over my body. My nipples begin to tingle and my balls tighten up under her tight grip.....she's almost milking my cum from my throbbing cock.....as I feel it coming closer, my thrusting becomes shallow, then deep...I pump her hard now knowing I'm going to........



going to......





faster






faster




harder





harder
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Posted by: Assfucker May 11 2006, 02:48 PM

*bump* for BB

Posted by: fellatiofiend18 May 11 2006, 02:58 PM

holyfuckonabandwagon!!!!

too bad i wasnt sitting on the other side of the bed watching.... or fondling her....

Posted by: paybarraman May 11 2006, 03:16 PM

NIIIICE!!!!!!

Posted by: natalie May 11 2006, 03:25 PM

This kind of stuff should go into the sex stories thread which I have been trying to get active for sometime. Keep up the good work you two. Damn, that was hot.

Posted by: paybarraman May 11 2006, 03:29 PM

Hello there Mrs A....

Or rather

How You doin? **wink**

Posted by: evade20 May 12 2006, 04:34 AM

Damn, That's the way to start a thread...

Good story!

Posted by: Blond Bombshell May 12 2006, 08:08 AM

IT was all that & more . & we had to do it again in the am

Posted by: natalie May 12 2006, 02:33 PM

HMMMmmmmm. Am sex is such a good way to wake up. Either that or he'll do me right before he goes to work and my dreams are sweeter when I get to sleep in just a little bit more.

Posted by: evade20 May 13 2006, 04:42 AM

Another couple that likes to share...

Posted by: Blond Bombshell May 13 2006, 07:57 AM

My mom always said it was nice to share ,that is how you make friends so........................................ We will just have to keep on sharing with you all

Posted by: ddd35 May 13 2006, 12:46 PM

please do and often !!!!!!!!

Posted by: Assfucker May 13 2006, 07:13 PM

We just had a "nooner" this afternoon



We turned on the Devils game, locked the door (for protection of my little "C" blockers~yes, our kids ) Pulled her thong right down, she was already moist from the playing in the back yard, so my fingers slid right in. I replaced my fingers with my mouth and flicked my tongue over her now swollen clit.....She moaned as I probed her sweet pussy with my tongue. I was up on all fours and cupped and pulled at my heavy balls, she massaged my area as I continued to lap at her juices.....

I replaced my tongue with my throbbing cock. I could have easily slid in as she was so wet, but I wanted to enjoy this, so I slowly entered her with her one leg up over my shoulder....one thrust at a time, I eased my cock into her wet pussy.......

Posted by: Lynette May 14 2006, 12:06 AM

Tonight. Got finished about two hours ago and I want to go for seconds in a few minutes. I was in a half shirt and short shorts, cleaning the patio table after dinner when he came up behind me, pulled my shorts down, ripped my shirt off over my head, bent me over, and took me HARD right then and there. The patio lights were completely on so any of the neighbors who's windows are high enough (virtually all the upsairs windows) could have seen us. I was SO turned on! (Still am after cumming twice too) that I'm going to grab him by his dick and pull him back outside for more. as soon as I get finished writing this. I just love having sex with the threat of being watched or dicovered. I already know that at least two or three of the neighborhood males with bordering walls or fences have watched me out by the pool while I got naked and masterbated while pretending to not know I was being watched. If this make me naughty or a slut...so be it. I just have fun doing it, it makes me really hot and magnifies the intentisty of my orgasms. Any of you other ladies ever done anything like this? Passed in front of an open window while naked knowing there's a chance you'd be seen? Or, walking out of the bathroom after showering to discover company in the house (which you already knew was there?). Or, "inadvertantly" flashed someone (on purpose) making it look like an accident? Any honest exhibitionists out there?

Posted by: Hardabs May 14 2006, 12:15 AM

i wish you were my neighbor. just reading this gets me all excited.

Posted by: Blond Bombshell May 14 2006, 05:12 PM

That is so funny I used to do the same thing about 10 years . I live in this townhouse & this guy across from me had a good view into my bedroom & about once a week I gave him a good show. I was bummed when he moved & an old lady moved in

Posted by: Assfucker May 15 2006, 09:50 AM

I think you should go into more detail here









inter~quiring minds NEED to know

Posted by: Assfucker May 15 2006, 09:51 AM

Posted by: foxy lady May 15 2006, 09:52 AM

Yes please elaborate in the sex stories thread Blondie, the popcorn is popping

Posted by: natalie May 17 2006, 12:48 PM

Time for me to tell you about last night. It started out the usual way with hubby and I stripping down naked watching t.v. From time to time I would lean down and suck his cock and every now and then I'd suck or lick his toes. Next thing I remember we had gone upstairs to get busy and after kissing and fondling for a bit realized that it was just to hot upstairs. So hubby had me put on only my green robe while he slipped on some pants and took me outside. He sat in a chair and had me sit on his lap. Then he started kissing my lips, ny neck and fondling my breasts. Rubbing them in a circular motion, lightly grabbing and tweeking my nipples. I got down on my knees and sucked his cock. I'd always wanted to suck it outside. Before I knew it he had my hanging on to the fence while he moved aside my robe and took me from behind. There I am feet spread apart grabbing the railling of the fence while he thrusted his way inside me. The cool night air felt good on my body and he felt great in it. He then moved over to his bike and had me almost straddling the front wheel while he continued his fucking of my pussy. The whole time rubbing his hands all over my naked body. I think we tried every position imaginable on the bike, including me bent over backwards on the seat while he tickled my throbbing clit with his tongue. I then proceeded to return the favor and was ready to have him come on me but we decided to prolong this amazing night. We returned upstairs and proceeded to sixty-nine until both of us came and fell asleep. Ahhhhhh. That one is going in the books.

Posted by: closeup2 May 17 2006, 12:52 PM

You can tell Natalies getting moist just telling us about it. Unless I'm reading it wrong, it sounds like you enjoyed it. How'd the neighbors like the show?

Posted by: titlover121 May 17 2006, 12:55 PM

wow that had to be 0ne of the most amazing nights ever outside the neibors msut love you guys

Posted by: natalie May 17 2006, 01:01 PM

Thank-fully they were inside sleeping. This happened at about ten at night and I'm an exhibitionist with limits fellas.

Posted by: Assfucker May 17 2006, 01:02 PM

that's hot......*doublechairshift*

Posted by: closeup2 May 17 2006, 01:09 PM

Sleeping? With all that racket going on outside. Think of the stories they're telling today about the hot chick next door getting nailed over the back fence. You made their day as well as ours. Nicely done!

Posted by: Gnappster May 17 2006, 01:19 PM

That's what you think!
I bet they were watching.

Posted by: belicked6924 May 17 2006, 09:36 PM

Come on you can admit it Gnappy you were watching. The real question here is where are the pics and vids

Posted by: numba1fan May 20 2006, 01:36 AM

that was definitley fucking hot babe.








(repeat?..........with pics?...........soon?)

Posted by: Assfucker Jun 9 2006, 10:48 AM

Last night was GREAT!

Put the kids to bed, the wife was posting so I took a shower, came out and started rubbing her back as she read/posted here at RMM, little did she know that I was HARD AS A ROCK, and nOOd

So I moved from behind her to the side and her eyes lit up She took me in her talented mouth and began sucking me, my hand slid into her shirt and I felt her nipples getting hard, she spun around, took off her shirt and I strattled her, grabbed a fist full of hair and guided her head up and down, holding down for a moment as her throat massaged my cock.

I lead her over to the couch and had her bend over the back of it, full doggie position, and knelt behind her. I opened her up and began laping at her wet pussy and tight asshole. She would dip down to meet my hungary mouth, then pull away as the sensation got to intense. I got up and guided my cock into her and as I slid my full length into her pussy, it took her breath away. I started off slow, and quickly got into a rythem as my heaving balls began to slap her swollen clit.

As the feeling got to much for me to stand, I pulled out, turned around and went back to licking her now SOAKING pussy.......

Posted by: foxy lady Jun 9 2006, 10:52 AM

Posted by: Assfucker Jun 9 2006, 11:07 AM

............she grinded on my face for a while and I was in heaven, I could lick her sweet hole for hours, but she needed my cock in her mouth, so she turned around, I was sitting on the floor, back against the couch licking her, and positioned herself in a semi 69.

Picture this, she was squating over my face, leaning down to lick my throbbing cock. I had FULL access to her holes and took FULL advantage. I took turns lapping her pussy, flicking my tongue on her clit, then pulling her ass down so I could lick her tight asshole. She took me into her mouth, moaning as she did which hightened my pleasure. She'd then pull away and jack my cock till I was on the edge of cumming......

Man I love this position....I had such a great visual of her pussy/ass combo, plus her tits, plus her mouth on my cock......I could cum right now from thinking about it.

She then spun around and lowered herself onto my cock. She rode me hard, and as I tweeked her nipples I knew she was close.....I didn't want to cum yet, but I was not in the drivers seat.....so as she fucked me harder, I began to feel the waves of my climax.....I held back. She began to buck and moan, I was licking my hands and roughly rubbed her nipples as she came all over my lap...this was too much for me to stand, she reached back and grabbed my balls and rubbed my taint with a finger as unloaded deep inside her pussy........


I am ready for a repeat

Posted by: foxy lady Jun 9 2006, 11:13 AM

Sounds like AF & BB had a very pleasurable evening .......now I know boanna is gonna be envious she missed out on this event

Posted by: Assfucker Jun 9 2006, 11:24 AM

yep, there was room

Posted by: boanna Jun 9 2006, 04:29 PM

glad i could warm her up a bit for u AF!

Posted by: boanna Jun 9 2006, 04:32 PM

kinda. last night...nothin.

but as for my last sexual encounter...does it count if i was the only one in the room?

i was reading a PM from a dear fella here at this choice site...
wrote him back.
he gives me one word that stirs something between my belly button and the chair i am sitting on.



he came once, i got pics, i came 4 times, my hand is sore.

Posted by: foxy lady Jun 9 2006, 04:34 PM

Would you like me to kiss it better

Posted by: boanna Jun 9 2006, 04:39 PM

then u woke up and discovered u had pissed on yourself!

Posted by: boanna Jun 9 2006, 04:40 PM

my hand is ok now, but the hoohah need some tlc!

Posted by: foxy lady Jun 9 2006, 04:46 PM

For the hoohah only:

Posted by: Blond Bombshell Jun 10 2006, 12:12 AM

I was more than warm after you Just wish you were there

Posted by: cassie Jun 13 2006, 11:12 AM

well for some reason i was really horny last night and my hubby was tired so i waited til he feel asleep and then got it on myself. i couldnt make to much movment so fingers and rubbing was the deal of the day. then i woke him up this morning and asked him to eat it AND HE DID yummy good times!!!

Posted by: cassie Jun 13 2006, 11:30 AM

that story made me wet!!! and the pics were awesome too!!!

Posted by: sensual_lips Jun 13 2006, 12:10 PM

thks glad u enjoy it

Posted by: Assfucker Jun 21 2006, 10:36 AM

So it had been a few days and since the time I woke up yesterday morning I knew I wanted to suck and fuck BB's sweet pussy......so throughout the day it kept 'popping' into my head...it's been a long week, yes I know it's just started, but tiring just the same. So this has been put off for a few days now......a little 'pent up' so to speak

So I get home from work..yada,yada, shower, yada, eat, yada...settle in for the Heat game. She's wearing a cute little belly shirt, no bra and a thong insta-boner. So we're watching the game, rubbing feet, I'm rubbing her sweet thighs, stomach...again ...than as I put my hand close to her pussy, she guides me right there and starts grinding on my hand......so hawt.

She reaches in my shorts and finds my cock HARD! She begins to stroke me, I get on my hands and knees and yank her thong off, all the while her talented hands are rubbing my cock and my balls and my 'other area'

I lean in and lap at her moist pussy, ummmmm it tastes so good anbd smells even better. I love it when it's not showered....sometimes I spread her legs open and rub her lips and take some licks.....well this didn't last long............

Posted by: Assfucker Jun 21 2006, 10:50 AM

......I got up on my knees and with one of her legs on my right hand I entered her. Not slowly either, I drove it riiiiiiiight home. With a gasp she took my full length. I started thrusting in and out, pinching her nipples as I did, she reached up and was tweeking mine as well. Looking down at her body, I came close to cumming, but held back. I leaned up and took both her ankles in my hands and slammed that pussy hard, my balls were slapping against her ass, and she began rubbing her clit as I fucked her.

as I got closer to cumming I had to stop thrusting so fast, so I'd pull my wet throbbing cock out of her pussy, then jam it back in....Now I'd pull it ALL THE WAY out then slam right back in, I'm thinking she liked this feeling a lot...I continued fucking her this way till I knew I was ok to thrust again without cumming.....she asked to suck me, but before she did I drove my cock all the way in, then while I was to the hilt, I gave her 'mini-thrusts' and I could tell she was close now too, so I didn't have her suck it, I just kept thrusting till.....till.....I was close too........hold.....hold.......hold.....HOLD.....





BAM, we climaxed together...I pumped her full of my cum and she shuttered and came all over my cock........glad I took a rain check on that BJ. I think it might be raining tonight

Posted by: Bobaloo Jun 21 2006, 12:52 PM

If you think that's hot, wait till you see the video of it. Evade was peeping again. I think he was trying to get a good look at your ass

Posted by: Assfucker Jun 21 2006, 01:03 PM

all that sexin' talk and you're focused on my ass and Evade looking at it?

Posted by: Bobaloo Jun 21 2006, 01:36 PM

You're right. It was a great story and it was pretty hot. I just wanted to post something and I was in a hurry cuz it was time to go get some lunch.

Anyway. Thanks for the hot story. I'm sure you'll have a great time tonight when it's raining and you're getting your BJ from BB. Ask her to do that thing with her tongue that I like.

Posted by: Assfucker Jun 21 2006, 01:48 PM

she always does

Posted by: ddd35 Jun 21 2006, 02:42 PM

DAmn I thought I was the only one she did that tongue trick with ......

Posted by: Assfucker Jun 21 2006, 02:45 PM

please stop tarding up muah theard, thanks

Posted by: Bobaloo Jun 22 2006, 12:18 AM

You're right AF. Here you supply us with a really great story that allows us to imagine us banging your hot wife, and here I am slapping up jokes all over the place. Please allow me a chance to rectify the situation. (and don't get excited... rectify has nothing to do with anal sex)

Please check out AF's story by clickin this http://www.ratemymelons.com/chat/index.php?showtopic=907&view=findpost&p=100969

Posted by: ddd35 Jun 22 2006, 12:43 AM

It was a good story

Posted by: Assfucker Jun 22 2006, 09:24 AM

Mebbe you could add some stories of the hot sex you have with your fiance', ya know before you get married and she quits fucking

Posted by: Bobaloo Jun 22 2006, 10:46 AM

Yeah, right. Like there's time for fucking. what, with planning the wedding and whoring around on RMM all the time, who has time for fucking??

Posted by: Gnappster Jun 22 2006, 12:06 PM

And forget about it AFTER the wedding, you'll probably spend your weekend going to Home Depot. Yeah, buy some wallpaper, maybe get some flooring, stuff like that. Maybe Bed, Bath, & Beyond, I don't know, I don't know if you'll have enough time.

Posted by: Bobaloo Jun 22 2006, 02:28 PM

Yeah forget that. But how 'bout for now we all go streaking.

HEY EVERYBODY. WE'RE GOING STREAKING!!!

good talk

Posted by: fellatiofiend18 Jul 5 2006, 11:41 PM

ok so as most of you know, ive cheated on my boyfriend last friday. (thanks AF for calling me a slut, my heart is warmed by you now. lol)
well ive been getting requests for details and i dont know if i feel like writing it out yet. ill have to do it when im less tired. haha sorry folks. it will come soon tho.

Posted by: diamondgeezer Jul 6 2006, 01:10 AM

Got a rather enjoyable BJ and handjob earlier this evening. Sat on the sofa with her on the floor, while she took me way deep in her mouth and tickled my balls. Course I couldn't help grabbing hold of her 44DD boobs when I was getting ready to cum

Posted by: Cutie_Pie Jul 6 2006, 03:01 AM

.

Posted by: Assfucker Jul 6 2006, 08:25 AM

So you won't blow him 'just cause'?

Posted by: Cutie_Pie Jul 6 2006, 11:15 AM

Sometimes

Posted by: Assfucker Jul 6 2006, 11:28 AM

so what was the bet?

Posted by: Cutie_Pie Jul 6 2006, 11:44 AM

nothing excited, he got a new work van and it is black which is very uncommon anyway I thought the windows were tinted and he said they weren't he had to have it done so we bet and well yeah they werent tinted.

Posted by: Assfucker Jul 6 2006, 11:56 AM

What if he lost? Asslicking?

Posted by: Cutie_Pie Jul 6 2006, 12:13 PM

Ummmmmmmmmm NO

If he lost I got to go shopping at Castels Sex Shop Super Store:D

Posted by: Assfucker Jul 6 2006, 12:17 PM

sounds as if he would've won reguardless

Posted by: Cutie_Pie Jul 6 2006, 12:22 PM

Yeah I thought about that when he said the bet had to be sexual related as far as winning I was like ummmm how do you loose.

Posted by: Assfucker Jul 6 2006, 12:24 PM

guess that would depend on which hole it went into

Posted by: Cutie_Pie Jul 6 2006, 12:31 PM

Posted by: Blond Bombshell Jul 6 2006, 06:05 PM

Posted by: throb Jul 6 2006, 07:11 PM

looking fwd 4 more details

Posted by: frankj Jul 6 2006, 08:07 PM

has this ever happened to anybody?

my girlfriend visited me this past weekend and we had lots and lots of fun. i hadnt seen her for about a month or so and somehow i had managed to keep my hands off of myself for that time. the first time we had sex she had her first orgasm in a month and then it was my turn. I was on my back and she was on top when she pulled off of me so i would cum on my stomach. can you imagine my surprise when somehow i came right into my open mouth.... I had no clue what happened for a second and why there was shit in my mouth. Talk about aim, though I defintely was not aiming.

None of my friends would want to hear about this at all, but I had to tell someone.

Posted by: fellatiofiend18 Jul 6 2006, 10:40 PM

THAT IS THE MOST HILARIOUS FUCKING SHIT I HAVE EVER HEARD IN MY ENTIER LIFE!!! i mean its not that big of a deal but it is pretty funny and sucks to be you if you are squeemish about that sort of thing. lol

Posted by: paybarraman Jul 7 2006, 07:37 AM

C'mon Cort.......spill......

Posted by: Assfucker Jul 7 2006, 08:10 AM

Posted by: Cutie_Pie Jul 7 2006, 02:14 PM

Posted by: stevieboy Jul 7 2006, 05:39 PM

Details...and hopefully Pix! Its Kenny's fault for not letting you take pix of your escapades for us to share

Posted by: Blond Bombshell Jul 8 2006, 08:01 AM

OMG that is so funny.

Posted by: ddd35 Jul 8 2006, 09:12 AM

Posted by: Blond Bombshell Jul 8 2006, 04:25 PM

Okay I know I dont write as well as AF but let me tell you about yesterday in the
car.
AF & I were on our way home from somewhere & he started to rub me though my jeans
He told me to take them off ....so I did. (we where on the highway in the rain) He fingered me & I played with my clit & tits( our windows are not tinted)my legs are on the dash so he can finger me good & have a good view
We did this for about 15min . I could not touch him or he would cum (he said)
He said he had to pull off so he could fuck me & lick my pussy.

We pulled off on the off ramp & got stuck at a light .Where he bent over to my seat to get a lick of my very wet pussy...


we found a shopping center & pulled into it . There were cars & people all over
I jumped in the back seat & spread my legs he jammed his dick into me ...grabed my neck & pulled my hair at the same time told me what a whore I was for letting him do me in the car .He fucked me hard dirty bitch he cept calling me until he cum so hard . Then I sucked it clean before we got back in the front to drive home...

Wow that was fuuuuunnnn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: evade20 Jul 8 2006, 08:06 PM

Pix?

Posted by: juicyboobs Jul 9 2006, 09:51 AM

BB....... catching my breath a sec...do you mind if i borrow him to take shopping with me......... i have some leather seats to christen yet.....

Posted by: fellatiofiend18 Jul 10 2006, 05:10 AM

hahaha ok ok ok....

well the last time i said anything was july 5th in reference to june 30th.... and i have hooked up with my "latin lover" once more just this past friday also. haha...

i guess ill just tell one story at a time.

friday night my "friend" dan drove out to see me so we could hang out. i kind of knew something, anything would happen. well dan and i went to the movies and during the movie, his strategically placed arm around me began caressing my tit and his hand ever so slyly slid into my bra to tease my nipple. his erection was quite obvious so i took the time to give it some handy attention. anyways, i was afraid that ppl would notice so twice, i had to stop him from getting too frisky. after the movie, we went to the car, which was actually parked pretty much right under a lamppost. dans affinity for tits became even more blatantly obvious as he released mine from inside my shirt and out of my bra. tits hanging out of my clothes, he began sucking and licking on them and biting at my nipples. all this play was getting me extremely wet and i was becoming increasingly horny by the moment. his cock was rock hard and noticeable thru his khaki shorts, which we then opened so that i could have a look and a feel. gripping and stroking his cock, dan continued to tease my breasts, pinching my nipples and using them to shake each tit. my panties kept getting wetter and wetter and my grip on his cock tighter. at one point i was leaning back with my legs parted just enuff that he slid his hand down to my pussy and lightly teased my clit for a moment. i also leaned over to him to begin teasing his cock with my lips and tongue. 9 hard inches of puerto rican cock just for me anyhow, the parking lot was seemingly getting more pedestrian action so we decided to drive to a relatives house who i knew was on vacation. once we arrived, we began our actions once more and at that point, dan suggested we get in the back of the car. mind you, dan drives a honda civic, a new one, and the space is somewhat limited.... anyhow, in the back seat i unvieled dans cock and began to work my fellatio skills on him. to his surprise i was able to deep throat his 9 inch cock but not holding the deep for too long. "you want this cock in your pussy" - did i just hear this correctly? i think i did... i told myself i wasnt going to have sex with him.... but in that moment i threw inhibitions out the window and told him to get the condom. straddling him, i slid his hardness into my pussy and began to slowly fuck him. with the space restraints we switched positions to i on my back and after a few other position changes decided the romp should continue in the front entry to the house (a screened in porch of sorts). we lay down a comforter and with myself on my knees in the doggie style position, dan began to fuck me once again. my pussy was feeling mighty good by then and i told dan to slide that hard cock into my ass. after some slight fumbling, i ordered him to remove the condom (in hopes for better completion of the task) and fuck my ass good. as he proceeded to fuck my tight ass, i rubbed my clit and within a matter of minutes began orgasming from the pleasure. once i was finished i told dan i wanted him to cum for me. he then had me lay down on my back so that he could straddle my chest with my breasts gripping around his cock for a titfuck. his dick sliding up and down between my tits, he told me he was going to cum and i said i was ready. his cum began shooting out onto my tits, up my neck, onto my chin; 3 or 4 hot squirts of cum.

we smiled, got dressed, and drove to get some pancakes. haha. returning to my house, i showered and climbed into bed with kenny while dan slept on the living room couch..... kenny none the wiser....

and that is the story of dans and my first sexual encounter.

Posted by: ddd35 Jul 10 2006, 06:50 AM

awesome

Posted by: Assfucker Jul 10 2006, 10:32 AM

I did, I almost came in my pant

Posted by: paybarraman Jul 10 2006, 10:42 AM

DAMN Cortney!!!!! I knew there was a good reason why I want to fuck you baby!!!!

Posted by: ddd35 Jul 10 2006, 06:44 PM

I attended a reunion of some family saturday , and bear in mind I was adopted , well anyway , I took a fancy to a lady about my age with 3 kids and a great set of tits , evrytime she bent over to help her kids she was giving me a temendous cleavage view , well after about 3 hours of the hum drum chit chat and pictures and eating I annouced I was going to go pick up a couple cases of beer to liven things up , well this gal her name was tiffanny , asked if she could ride as she needed ciggarettes, Well I told her to ask my , who said thats fine well we had to travel about 15 miles to a local c store to get beer , well On the way there out of the blue she says ( YOu seem to be very interested in my boobs ) I thought for a minute and said (how couldnt I be they look great in clothes I can only imagine howed they look naked , well to my surprise she pulled her top off and dropped her Bra , WOW for having 3 kids they looked great , all perky and such wonderful nipples , well then she asked ( think theyd miss us if we pulled off on a back road . I said who cares .. well we pulled down into a field and before i could move she had moved to me unzipped my pants and freed my cock , I told her I had to have those boobs in my mouth well anyway cause of time I moved out into the back of the truck with a blanket and she got on top of me and rode me while I suked and played with very nice breasts , till we both orgasmed , we dressed accept for her bra which she gave me as a souvenier , and continued on our way , got the beer and went back and nobdy was he wiser ... It was great she called me today and asked if we could get together again soon ... By the way she is a 3 cousins wife so not true blood anyway ... Guess I should have been attending these family thing more often ...

Posted by: UncleBuck Jul 10 2006, 06:49 PM

great story... But who's Kenny??

Posted by: fellatiofiend18 Jul 10 2006, 07:16 PM

hahahah kenny is my boyfriend...........

Posted by: Cutie_Pie Jul 11 2006, 12:32 AM

I see a lot has changed since we used to chat

Posted by: ddd35 Jul 11 2006, 07:20 AM

well yeah , probably a once in a lifetime thing cutie ,was a first for me , dont usually get that lucky here in podunk usa ..

Posted by: Gnappster Jul 11 2006, 12:16 PM

dude you have more sexual scenarios than an issue of penthouse letters. you in a band or something?

Posted by: Assfucker Jul 11 2006, 12:29 PM

i agree with u on that 1 knappstoid

Posted by: ddd35 Jul 11 2006, 02:46 PM

No band , just lucky , you know what they say good things come to those who wait , well I been waiting 40 yrs .. It My time .. But thanks for thinking of me ...

Posted by: nikki_p Jul 13 2006, 05:26 PM

[FONT=Arial][COLOR=purple] We tonight is the night for me to have my first Threesome. I am so nervous but very excited! My husband and his friend Rick are treating me to a new experience. I will write back tomorrow to tell you all about it!

This is a fun site!!!

Thanks everyone!!!

Nikki

Posted by: Gnappster Jul 13 2006, 05:44 PM

dont forget the camera!

Posted by: frenchie Jul 13 2006, 05:48 PM

I'm very impatient!!! Need a fourth????

Posted by: Assfucker Jul 14 2006, 08:38 AM

Nice

Posted by: natalie Jul 14 2006, 05:57 PM

I see you Bob.

Posted by: Bobaloo Jul 14 2006, 06:22 PM

I miss you, Nat. i think I'm gonna go drop a line in your 411

Posted by: mrhorny281 Aug 3 2006, 04:14 PM

whew that story got me sweating bullets; and of course i came once i finished reading it. Fantastic erotic story Fellatio.

Posted by: allmebaby Aug 3 2006, 06:54 PM

Holy shit!! Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiicccceee

Posted by: bondiguy Aug 4 2006, 01:08 AM

words can get that guy off to the point of orgasm?

No wonder he seems to like message boards

Posted by: belicked6924 Aug 4 2006, 11:15 AM

Imagine what the pictures do for him and wait till he meets Bobaloo

Posted by: bondiguy Aug 4 2006, 06:06 PM

I'd rather keep that mental picture far, far away from my imagination

Posted by: mrhorny281 Aug 4 2006, 06:34 PM

Posted by: Christof Aug 4 2006, 06:48 PM

So you would rather bondi had that mental image?

Posted by: bondiguy Aug 4 2006, 06:49 PM

that is both sick and frightening

Posted by: Hot_Mom_II_and_spyguy Aug 4 2006, 07:02 PM

We have noticed on several threads that this "Lynette" is a torrid hottie. Is she for real or a cyber-bot? (PLEASE, PLEASE be "for real.) GOD, the books I could write (crotch novels) from what she gives us insight to!!!

Posted by: Gnappster Aug 8 2006, 04:43 PM

writing is good, but pictures can be more accurate....and fun

Posted by: bondiguy Aug 9 2006, 02:01 AM

a picture = 1000 words

Posted by: Gnappster Aug 9 2006, 10:26 AM

can't believe you missed that half-assed simpsons reference.

Posted by: Lynette Aug 9 2006, 11:09 PM

Last sexual encounter? 45 minutes ago in the butt. It was GREAT!!!!

Posted by: Gnappster Aug 10 2006, 12:49 AM

PICS?!

Posted by: bondiguy Aug 10 2006, 01:19 AM

You know I had a feeling like it was a reference but couldn't quite pin it to an episode!

Posted by: Gnappster Aug 10 2006, 11:59 AM

Well it was alterred a bit.
Originally:
Moe: I'll need your name, turnons, and measurements
Woman: You expect me to telly ou my measurements?
Moe: Well you could but I find this way(holds up tape measure) more accurate.....and fun.

Posted by: Lynette Aug 10 2006, 01:25 PM

Sorry, things heated up so fast, a camera never even crossed my mind. WHEW!!!

Posted by: ddd35 Aug 10 2006, 01:40 PM

WOW glad you got it in the butt , didnt realize you were into that , MMMMMMM okay I raise all my ratings to 10

Posted by: belicked6924 Aug 11 2006, 09:19 AM

Maybe I'm just confused, but how does the positions that a girl likes to have sex in affect the way you would rate how your melons look?

Posted by: bondiguy Aug 11 2006, 09:23 AM

look who ur talking about belicked... expect nothing less!

btw congrats on 2000 posts

Posted by: belicked6924 Aug 11 2006, 10:44 AM

Thanks, I hadn't noticed until I read your post about it.

Posted by: bondiguy Aug 11 2006, 06:51 PM

I just happened to notice 2001 and I was like... go Monkey

Posted by: ddd35 Aug 13 2006, 08:04 AM

Confused to say the least my friend , the fact that Lyn said she got it IN THE BUTT , means she must like it that way , in rating the total women this would play into my ratings ... In other words I like the fact she likes anal sex !!!!

Posted by: belicked6924 Aug 13 2006, 12:55 PM

I would agree with you if this was a Rate Me as a Woman site, but I do believe it's RateMyMelons.

Posted by: bondiguy Aug 14 2006, 01:47 AM

it is?

Posted by: ddd35 Aug 14 2006, 06:54 AM

my sentiment as well

Posted by: Gnappster Aug 14 2006, 12:36 PM

then you must LOVE evade

Posted by: ddd35 Aug 14 2006, 02:45 PM

NOT

Posted by: belicked6924 Aug 15 2006, 07:39 PM

So you let Evade love you

Posted by: bondiguy Aug 18 2006, 04:00 AM

disturbing either way

Posted by: boanna Aug 23 2006, 04:43 PM

once again, i report in this stupid thread to give an answer...

it was with myself.

is there no peace for my tormented soul? no cock for my neglected hoohah?!

Posted by: sweetnsexy Aug 23 2006, 08:11 PM

Last weekend I had an unexpected invite to an open-air prom concert held at a bird sanctuary. Well, we had a VERY nice night at the concert… the place was nice, about a thousand people gathered around a stage in a field…….listening to classical music…drinking champagne…and more champagne…and then a little more….and then it got dark, and you could hardly see where you were walking….so I suggested I take a ‘walk’…so I took a blanket and wandered off towards the back of the field…there were lots of bushes and trees….had to keep an eye open because they had wardens patrolling…which was why we went separately…..I laid the blanket down and took off my knickers and went down on all fours facing away from the stage…it was a little chilly…and there was the thrill of knowing that anyone approaching would see my skirt pulled up and my pussy and ass begging…after what seemed like ages, I heard someone approaching….and heard a zipper being undone….then a hand explored my ass crack…following down and into my pussy….Mmmmmm!!!!!!.........followed by a very eager cock….nudging my asshole before eagerly finding my pusssy……ye gods…its making me wet all over again!!.. .I was then royally fucked, listening to classical music, about 25 yards away from 1000 people….. …..thankfully we finished before the musicians got to the sea shanty bits, cos I don’t think I could have kept quiet if he had been keeping pace with the hornpipe!!!

Posted by: sweetnsexy Aug 23 2006, 08:13 PM

Look, if taking in the ass gets you 10s, then I will happily confess to making all my orifices available!!

Posted by: bondiguy Aug 24 2006, 07:53 AM

So the lucky Warden found you

Posted by: sweetnsexy Aug 24 2006, 10:49 AM

And he had a BIG torch!!

Posted by: Gnappster Aug 24 2006, 12:09 PM

haha, my thoughts exactly.
haaaawwwwt story in any case

Posted by: bondiguy Aug 25 2006, 02:07 AM

lucky you

Posted by: hott1976 Aug 25 2006, 05:09 PM

last night and i was the a perfect cowgirl. I rode him until he exploded. he grabbed a whole lotta ass while i worked it! When it was just about time...i jumped off and took it all in the mouth. I'm a good girl like that!

Posted by: Gnappster Aug 25 2006, 05:15 PM

you lie!


cuz that seems too good to be true.

Posted by: bondiguy Aug 25 2006, 05:39 PM

I wim you

Posted by: hott1976 Aug 25 2006, 05:42 PM

no lie. Truthfully.
he doesn't last to long that way so i don't have to ride to long. and i have no problem taking it in the mouth and swallowing.

Posted by: bondiguy Aug 25 2006, 05:46 PM

I need CPR

Posted by: Gnappster Aug 25 2006, 05:51 PM

PICS?!

Posted by: hott1976 Aug 25 2006, 05:53 PM

i'll see what i can do on the pics for next time! Would you really be interested seeing me ride him?

Posted by: bondiguy Aug 25 2006, 05:56 PM

I'd like to see the cum in your mouth

Posted by: Gnappster Aug 25 2006, 05:56 PM

ummm, I don't mean to insult you, but that is a stupid question.
A big YES!

Posted by: bondiguy Aug 25 2006, 05:59 PM

And I have been trying to convince my fiancee that swallowing not only strengthens your hair and teeth but makes you smarter as well... seems I may have been wrong

Posted by: Gnappster Aug 25 2006, 06:06 PM

yeah I think you are wrong cuz bobaloo still isn't very bright

Posted by: bondiguy Aug 25 2006, 06:08 PM

Thats because Jrock tells me he spits

Posted by: Gnappster Aug 25 2006, 06:13 PM

well ddd35 says that jrock enjoys getting http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=snowballed so it works out for everybody

Posted by: bondiguy Aug 25 2006, 06:18 PM

"roflmao: thats disturbing but very very funny.... now we need a snowballing smilie

Posted by: jrock8 Aug 28 2006, 11:39 AM

hey hott... how about some perfect reverse cowgirl during the same session? you know i love that booty of yours...


oh, and bondi and gnappy...

Posted by: Lvrboy Aug 28 2006, 02:23 PM

This girl just gets better and better! Got to love her.

Posted by: Bobaloo Aug 28 2006, 02:55 PM

did jork just say he love's hotts booty and bondi's and gnappy's ???

Posted by: Gnappster Aug 28 2006, 03:10 PM

well i can't say i blame him, I work out
no comment on bondi though, I don't know what jork sees in him(but I know what he'd like to see in him )

Posted by: belicked6924 Aug 28 2006, 07:40 PM

So you're saying Jrock would like to see you and Bondi

Posted by: bondiguy Aug 30 2006, 03:03 AM

damn I'll have to walk backwards around him now



Hey.... I work out too

Posted by: Lynette Aug 31 2006, 01:22 PM

Oh, I didn't mean that I always prefer it in my butt. I DO like it that way on occassion, but I like to think i'm a person who is open to trying anything that feels good. I'm kinda lucky, I experience a few different types of orgasm (depending on the way I'm doing it) and anal is just one of the ways. I also like the feeling of being "mounted" and taken. Being boned from behind is always a turn-on, and when I feel a hard dick pushing against and being nosed against my butthole... I get half way there immediately. The penetration and movemnt just serves to take me the rest of the way. Plus the feeling of a guy cumming in there is totally different and kind of slippery.

Posted by: thenewguy Aug 31 2006, 05:32 PM

Where do I signup?

Posted by: Narazbad Sep 1 2006, 02:06 AM

no shit....can i get in line for that one???

damn why the fuck do i keep leaving these boards...

Posted by: bondiguy Sep 1 2006, 02:12 AM

to go in search fopr real ladies?

Posted by: Narazbad Sep 1 2006, 02:22 AM

yeah...probably so....and keep getting turned down...goddamnit...I THOUGHT THE ONE EYE WOULD GET ME SYMPATHY POINTS/!?!?!?!

Posted by: bondiguy Sep 1 2006, 02:45 AM

but then the see your other one eye and laugh

Posted by: Narazbad Sep 1 2006, 02:54 AM

funny...never had one laugh at it...have had a few say "damn" and "ouch!" before....and no it wasnt in the wrong hole before you even go there

Posted by: ddd35 Sep 1 2006, 06:30 AM

welll if it feels good do it again and again ...

Posted by: Gnappster Sep 1 2006, 12:17 PM

that's OK, jork will probably let you do him up the pooper.

Posted by: jrock8 Sep 1 2006, 04:47 PM

no way dude, even I have SOME standards

Posted by: bondiguy Sep 1 2006, 06:19 PM

Evade will help Naz out then

Posted by: Bobaloo Sep 2 2006, 10:22 AM

I believe you. I'm sure it wasn't the wrong hole. I bet it was right in Bubba the prison cell mate's back door right where he wanted it. I mean, it's only fair you return the favor after the reaming you probably got.

Posted by: Narazbad Sep 2 2006, 11:57 AM

yeh...but he was nicer to me than he was jork...i didnt have to toss the salad! lol

Posted by: bondiguy Sep 4 2006, 01:56 AM

Posted by: Narazbad Sep 4 2006, 02:37 AM

whoo! my plan worked!!

Posted by: fellatiofiend18 Sep 5 2006, 01:03 AM

ok now this is exactly my take on things! very well said and i completely agree!

Posted by: Narazbad Sep 5 2006, 02:52 AM

il take you there cort!

Posted by: paybarraman Sep 5 2006, 07:01 AM

Naraz....your last sexual encounter will be your first!!!

Posted by: jrock8 Sep 5 2006, 11:57 AM

aaaaaaaaand i believe we have the award for the

MOST IRONIC POST EVER!!!!

Posted by: Gnappster Sep 5 2006, 12:02 PM

HEY-OH!

Posted by: bondiguy Sep 6 2006, 02:19 AM

Pay burning someone else.... now I have seen everything

Posted by: paybarraman Sep 6 2006, 06:59 AM

I have my moments......usually in private but i have them.....

Posted by: Bobaloo Sep 6 2006, 09:21 PM

Pay, that was fucking hilarious. I just spit my beer all over my monitor I was laughing so hard. THanks a lot.

Okay. I have to go to BTS's thread so I can lick this beer off her tits.

Posted by: bondiguy Sep 7 2006, 01:18 AM

Works great with Hott's thread too!

Posted by: OrcaBill Sep 7 2006, 05:25 AM

Who: My girlfriend Where: Graveyard When:Umm about a week ago How: Well that is very intersting we both had gotten drunk and well we were hanging out in the grave yard get srunk that is how we got there. But yea we started to fuck around nioght fall so around 5 or 6 pm I just ripped off her jeans and started to lick her and bite her clit she was loving it. She gets really horry when she drinks so I jsut thought well why not in the grave yard so I started to slam her pussy with my 9 inch cock. She was loving it even though her friends came over once or twice druning the act. So we just kept on fucking she was so fucking horrny that night she did not care if the cops showed up which acttully happened but damn I love that pussy she got.

Posted by: Gnappster Sep 7 2006, 12:27 PM

Are you drunk right now?

I mean, I hang out at night in graveyards just as much as the next guy, but c'mon.



closeup, we have a new winner

Posted by: Bobaloo Sep 7 2006, 03:08 PM

I agree... almost. I think the guy who was typing all gangsta' n shit yo would be number one. although, I yawned more during this guy's post. I guess it's just too hard to decide.

Posted by: bondiguy Sep 7 2006, 11:57 PM

Allow me to be the first to call bullshit on this....

He probably was jacking off in his bedroom, which overlooks a cemetery

Posted by: Bobaloo Sep 8 2006, 06:55 PM

What part tipped you off? the hanging out in the graveyard part? the slamming her pussy with his 9-inch cock part? the fact that friends and cops showed up? (apparently cops patrol graveyards regularly).

For me, I guess I stopped believing his story pretty much after the word girlfriend.

Posted by: bondiguy Sep 8 2006, 06:57 PM

I think all off the above???

It reads like some copied text from a penthouse letter website with the Who: and the Where:

If you are going to lie you gotta do so liberally.... throw in 1 or 2 bullshit adjectives but dont litter your story with them

Posted by: Bobaloo Sep 8 2006, 07:02 PM

So true. If he did have a girlfriend, he'd be better able to come up with a bullshit story. BSing is the only way I'm able to explain half of what I do...or more to the point, don't do.

Posted by: bondiguy Sep 8 2006, 07:07 PM

oh everything i say is BS... im just a good salesmen

Posted by: ddd35 Sep 9 2006, 02:18 PM

What do you sell ?

Posted by: Bobaloo Sep 9 2006, 04:37 PM

Last thing I bought from Bondi was some pictures of some guy's mom getting out of the shower. I think the guy's name was ddd or something like that... er.. umm.. nevermind.

Posted by: fellatiofiend18 Sep 10 2006, 03:10 AM

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAH!!!!!!! this is my thoughts exactly!



ok and this was just wide open:
he sells condoms to the ridiculously underendowed penis brigade... he draws them in with tales of his own tiny penis adventures. lol

Posted by: Hendo Sep 10 2006, 02:38 PM

Okay, I'm pretty new to this part of the site but here goes my last time. It was about a year ago and nothing has come close since. I have a "friend " who I have known for about 5 years who is like family to me. We've never messed around although we have seen each other naked, long story for another time , but she came to town for some business convention thing or whatever and I told her she could stay at my place. After she did whatever she came to town to do for her work we went out to dinner and a movie and to just hang out. Real simple stuff and in general we just had a nice time talking and hanging out. We got in a little after midnight and were both pretty tired so we just wanted to hit the sack. I only have one bed in my place and offered to sleep on the couch but she said it'd be okay if we slept together as we've done that before and it was just sleep anyway. My master bedroom has the bathroom attached, duh , and I went in there to get ready for bed while she changed in my room. Now remember, she and I have been friends for years with no action and I was tired and not expecting anything so I had changed into shorts and a t-shirt and came out of my bathroom and she's already in bed under the covers. I turn out the lights and get into bed with her and we started talking a little. Nothing crazy, yet, and while it's only a queen sized bed there was a lot of space between us. She asked me if I wanted to cuddle and of course I did but she wanted me to take off my shirt first. When she slide across the bed to hug up to me I found out she wasn't wearing a shirt either . Now I tried to play cool like no big deal but the more I tried to play it off the harder I got . Then she got on top of me and straddled my cock still in my shorts. I was stuttering like a retard trying to play off what was happening because she's really one of my best friends and she reaches down into my shorts and tells me to just relax. She started to kiss me, bite my earlobes and kiss my neck (some of my favorite stuff ) on the way down to the best BJ I've ever had in my whole life! We were under the covers for the first part of it getting hot and sweaty and finally I flipped all of that off the bed and yanked her panties off. I licked her clit and asshole and fingered her until she begged for my cock. I flipped her onto her back and we went at it like damn dirty savages. She told me to tell her before I came and right as I was about to she slid off and finished me with her mouth. That was the greatest sex I'd ever had and even though we're still only friends and live way far apart we still talk about it every now and then.

Posted by: bondiguy Sep 11 2006, 03:07 AM

Jesus way to leave me open fucker



I'll pay that... very funny because it is such a stretch of the imagination!

To answer ddd35... if anyone other than Hott, Gnappy, Bob and Jrock ever visit my 411 they would realise I sell the Nectar of the Gods....

ALCOHOL

Posted by: ddd35 Sep 11 2006, 06:48 AM

I think you left yourself open there buddy ,

Posted by: ddd35 Sep 11 2006, 06:49 AM

to put it in your terms EXHIBIT A



back at ya

Posted by: Bobaloo Sep 11 2006, 12:06 PM

Bondi has a 411

Posted by: Bobaloo Sep 11 2006, 12:07 PM

3d's gettin' a little feisty around here. I think he just may start to fit in pretty soon. As soon as he posts something funny, I'll consider it.

Posted by: jrock8 Sep 11 2006, 01:27 PM

wow, never been anything other than "just friends" huh? she sounds like a whore

Posted by: Gnappster Sep 11 2006, 02:24 PM

and what's her number and address?

Posted by: Hendo Sep 11 2006, 08:25 PM

Hey Rocky! Why is someone a whore if they do what they want?! Besides, whores cost money

Posted by: jrock8 Sep 11 2006, 08:32 PM

sorry, you're right... i apologize
























i should've said "slut"

Posted by: fellatiofiend18 Sep 12 2006, 12:03 AM

LOL!!!

Posted by: ddd35 Sep 12 2006, 09:34 AM

you guys are mean the poor guy was just passing on a wet dream

Posted by: Bobaloo Sep 12 2006, 10:11 AM

Well good thing for him you were right there to scoop it up.

Posted by: bondiguy Sep 13 2006, 04:24 AM

I beg to differ. I said I was a Salesmen... No one else burnt me unti you said, "What Do you sell???"



This would be funny if you hadn't posted so many times in it

Posted by: Bobaloo Sep 13 2006, 11:19 AM

I did??

Posted by: fellatiofiend18 Sep 14 2006, 12:55 AM

where do you NOT post.... think about that a minute....
yea, i knew you couldnt come up with anything

Posted by: bondiguy Sep 14 2006, 04:52 AM

Well evade must be logging into your account again.... I wondered why you were sending me so many filthy pictures of your arse

Posted by: ddd35 Sep 14 2006, 12:22 PM

Yuck can we not discuss Bob's arse Im getting ready to go eat lunch here soon ...Your kinda making me sick

Posted by: Bobaloo Sep 14 2006, 02:24 PM

I guess I should change my password. Sex is a pretty easy one to figure out. Perhaps I'll switch it to god

Posted by: bondiguy Sep 15 2006, 12:46 AM

Make it 4 characters as a minimum because he cant count past 3

Posted by: natalie Sep 15 2006, 04:28 PM

I know it's not a sexual encounter but I wasn't sure where to put it. I found out my suspicions of my next door neighbour was right, she likes women. It turns out this is a new thing for her and I'm not sure but I think she might have an attraction to me, at least when she's been drinking red wine. At her house for a party we had all been drinking a lot and she and I were in the hammock, she was holding my hand and alternatingly rubbing my leg and I was doing the same. Then last night w watched a show called The L word together, her suggestion, a show all about lesbians with some pretty heavy, hot make out scenes. Boys if your girls like lesbian action but are not always in the mood for porn, pop the show in for a bit and she'll be all warmed up for eithe porn or sex.

Posted by: Bobaloo Sep 15 2006, 04:31 PM

I can't wait to see how this develops!!!

Posted by: ddd35 Sep 15 2006, 04:33 PM

thanks for the advice , and feel free to post pictures here at your earliest convenience .....

Posted by: Gnappster Sep 15 2006, 04:36 PM

It's good to have you back.
Good advice and the stories...wow!

Posted by: ddd35 Sep 15 2006, 04:37 PM

well arent you and Nat neighbers Bob , so that would mean

Posted by: Bobaloo Sep 15 2006, 04:38 PM

Oh, God, I wish. If my little lady and Nat were getting it one... even just holding hands and touching each others' legs, I'd go totally crazy in the best of possible ways!!!

Posted by: natalie Sep 15 2006, 04:40 PM

And I'd do it just for that reason if no other. Driving guys out of their minds is fucking fun!

Posted by: ddd35 Sep 15 2006, 04:41 PM

well that was my thought , YEE HAA Mother fucker , DADDYS HOME oops

Posted by: Gnappster Sep 15 2006, 04:42 PM

In my case it's a close trip

Posted by: natalie Sep 15 2006, 04:44 PM

Don't think I haven't thought about it. But now that it's getting cold and might snow, your out of luck. (and no comments about how you'd keep me warm, totally un-original.)

Posted by: ddd35 Sep 15 2006, 04:45 PM

I think the proper word selection should have been SHORT trip ..

Posted by: Bobaloo Sep 15 2006, 04:46 PM

that's okay, I'd keep you warm... oops, nevermind

Posted by: Gnappster Sep 15 2006, 04:50 PM

ummm well then I could, uhhhh. Ok I got nothin

Posted by: ddd35 Sep 15 2006, 04:56 PM

damn and it took you how many posts to realize that ? Jk

Posted by: Bobaloo Sep 15 2006, 05:10 PM

wow, 3d, that was quite the burn. Well done. i'd say in your top 10 for sure.

Sense of humor, check

Now if you could just do something about that embarassingly small penis of yours, maybe those PMs you've been shooting all the guys around here might turn up some results... well, I mean, from someone other than naraz

Posted by: bondiguy Sep 15 2006, 05:12 PM

What a way to come back

Posted by: fellatiofiend18 Sep 19 2006, 12:29 AM

hmmm.... last sexual encounter... does one with my new 8 inch vibrating cock count? haha.
i just bought a realistic vibe/cock. i decided to give it a test run last night while watching some porn cuz for some reason i was undeniably turned on.... and wow!
i dont know when ill be able to fuck a REAL 8 inch cock again but i sure as hell cant wait

Posted by: Dano Sep 19 2006, 12:40 AM

WOW I'd love to hear more about this hot "Sex-Toy" encounter......or...maybe what you could do with this real 8"
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Posted by: bondiguy Sep 19 2006, 01:20 AM

Dano please keep your cock in your pants or in the cock thread

Posted by: jrock8 Sep 19 2006, 01:25 AM

bondi... at least give the guy the link to the thread...

http://www.ratemymelons.com/chat/Gnappster-t135.html

Posted by: bondiguy Sep 19 2006, 01:27 AM

I didnt even have to click the link to know it wasn't going to the cocks thread

Thanks for not using my 411

Posted by: Gnappster Sep 19 2006, 01:17 PM

me neither.

I was just thinking, "don't be my 411, don't be my 411. don't be my....D'oh!"

Posted by: Bobaloo Sep 19 2006, 05:35 PM

Allow me to be the third to say, phew! Glad it wasn't mine.

Posted by: bondiguy Sep 20 2006, 12:12 AM

Well it had be one of us three... god knows jrock is infatuated with us

Posted by: foghorn Sep 26 2006, 10:47 PM

my latest...juicyboobs and cortney fucked me until my cock was raw and the three of us were too tired and sore to do any more...then i woke up

Posted by: Bobaloo Sep 27 2006, 04:05 PM

must have found a hole in the mattress??

Posted by: juicyboobs Sep 28 2006, 12:46 AM

Posted by: natalie Nov 3 2006, 06:37 PM

Well let's see, on Tuesday Numba woke me up with oral sex and we 69ed into orgasm! Great way to start the day, it was so hot. I don't think we've ever 69ed in the morning before. Anyways, then he aimed for my open mouth in the shower followed by a quick romp in the afternon. The evening was topped off by fucking every which way and me grinding his cock like never before! That boy was drained and my pussy soooooo tingly after all the times he made me cum.

Posted by: Gnappster Nov 3 2006, 06:42 PM

good lord, what a trooper you are! 69'ing to wake up is better than an alarm clock.

Posted by: Bobaloo Nov 3 2006, 06:52 PM

My wife calls it the alarm cock

Posted by: bondiguy Nov 3 2006, 09:09 PM

you bet your sweet.....















ass!

Posted by: Gnappster Nov 4 2006, 02:14 AM

spotted. coincidentally I recently posted a framegrab from that very episode.

Posted by: bondiguy Nov 6 2006, 02:58 AM

and the cosmic circle is complete

Posted by: ddd35 Nov 6 2006, 08:04 AM

i cant believe you would actually put this in a thread to Gnappy instead of a Pm ? shame on you what will people think ?

Posted by: Gnappster Nov 6 2006, 01:01 PM

jealous much?

Posted by: bondiguy Nov 6 2006, 11:43 PM

3d's burns are making Naraz burns look intelligent and well thought out!

3d, to continously fall back on the gay burn is tiresome and unimaginative!

Posted by: ddd35 Nov 7 2006, 07:31 AM

but you 2 make it easy your always together ..

just like going back to the pics that are in question the fact is there gone .. agreed ?

Posted by: Seymour Nov 7 2006, 10:48 AM

Dude, This is becoming painful.

Like watching a duck trying to fuck a football.

Posted by: Gnappster Nov 7 2006, 12:31 PM

PICS?

Posted by: ddd35 Nov 7 2006, 12:37 PM

I have been in the farm country all my life and hunted ducks for the last 15 yrs , and never and I mean never have I seen a duck try to fuck a football ..But I get the point but it starts late at night ..so

Posted by: bondiguy Nov 7 2006, 05:38 PM

The pics you posted to impress a couple of gay nerds?



Whoa dude way to come from nowhere with a legendary line!

Posted by: ddd35 Nov 8 2006, 07:35 AM

the line is monkey fucking a football not a duck ,

Posted by: Gnappster Nov 8 2006, 11:57 AM

I thought it was a retard humping a doorknob

Posted by: Bobaloo Nov 8 2006, 06:44 PM

Those are some hot pics. Um, nevermind.

Posted by: ddd35 Nov 8 2006, 09:12 PM

SAY WHAT ?

Posted by: bondiguy Nov 9 2006, 12:55 AM

Either way I am throwing all 3 lines into my vocab

Posted by: Bobaloo Nov 9 2006, 03:20 PM

I said...

THOSE... ARE... SOME... HOT... PICS... UM... NEVERMIND!!!

Posted by: evade20 Nov 9 2006, 04:17 PM

On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog.

Posted by: natalie Nov 10 2006, 04:59 PM

Last nihgt Jon and I had sex and he drove me fucking nuts!!!! Then later on when I went to check on the kids to make sure they didn't get out from under their covers I found my daughter awake. I went to her to tuck her back in and she says "what was daddy doing to you?" I was mortified and asked her is we had woke her up. She said yes and once again asked "what was daddy doing to you?" I was so mortified!!!

Posted by: bondiguy Nov 10 2006, 05:03 PM

That kid is going to need alotta therapy!

Posted by: ddd35 Nov 10 2006, 05:05 PM

okay and what was daddy doing to mommy ?

Posted by: natalie Nov 10 2006, 05:08 PM

Making me scream.

Posted by: bondiguy Nov 10 2006, 05:11 PM

You have the ability to turn a serious discussion on an issue into something sooo sexy!

btw I didnt even know you had a kid

Posted by: natalie Nov 10 2006, 05:14 PM

I have two. My son is 6 and my daughter just turned 4 today!

Posted by: ddd35 Nov 10 2006, 05:17 PM

tell her he was walking on your back or something !!! ID like to make ya scream .....

Posted by: bondiguy Nov 10 2006, 05:23 PM

Well tell her that creepy Aussie from a soft porn message board said happy birthday!

Seriously though, no kids want to ever imagine their parents ever having done it

Posted by: ddd35 Nov 10 2006, 05:25 PM

a b day wish from me as well

Oh yeah I know what ya mean bondi

Posted by: natalie Nov 10 2006, 05:27 PM

I know way....to much about my parents who are no,longer together's sex life. I may need therapy. But on the other hand my mom and I are pretty comfortable about discussing anything. I remember getting a call from my mom wanting advice on how to give a blowjob. lol

Posted by: ddd35 Nov 10 2006, 05:29 PM

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well from your pics Id say you probably gave her some good advice !!!!!

Posted by: bondiguy Nov 10 2006, 05:29 PM

I love my parents as much as the next guy but if my dad ever calls asking for good muff diving techniques I am hanging up that phone!!!

Posted by: ddd35 Nov 10 2006, 05:32 PM

Posted by: Gnappster Nov 10 2006, 05:33 PM

yuh huh!


can I sleep on your couch?


i couldnt and dont even want to imagine that.


haha, look at 3d makin the funnies


happy bday to yer little one nat, maybe for a present you can give earmuffs.

and what DID u tell her?

Posted by: natalie Nov 10 2006, 05:35 PM

I just smiled all embarassed and told her not to worry everything was alright.

Posted by: Gnappster Nov 10 2006, 05:37 PM

yeah like bondi would have any good tips

Posted by: ddd35 Nov 10 2006, 05:37 PM

well hell yes it was alright mommy had just had a orgasm !!!!!!!

Posted by: bondiguy Nov 10 2006, 05:38 PM

I can't believe I almost let this slip....

Maybe you need to hire a babysitter? I hear 3d can recommend a good one

Posted by: ddd35 Nov 10 2006, 05:39 PM

LOL I deserve that or her in any case

Posted by: bondiguy Nov 10 2006, 05:40 PM

Well I have watched alotta porn and those girls seem to enjoy it

Posted by: Bobaloo Nov 10 2006, 07:03 PM

Nat's inner thighs are the BEST earmuffs!

Posted by: evade20 Nov 10 2006, 07:10 PM

Tell her that Jon and you were having a tickling match and daddy was winning....closer to the truth than she'll need to know for a long while!

Posted by: bondiguy Nov 10 2006, 08:43 PM

Not for her kids though

Posted by: Bobaloo Nov 11 2006, 02:07 PM

so that's how it is in their family. (I think that's from Ferris Beuller.)

I guess ya gotta point. Oh, well. She'll just have to give those earmuff to me then.

Posted by: bondiguy Nov 12 2006, 12:00 AM

Are they as good as Hamburger Earmuffs?

Posted by: Bobaloo Nov 13 2006, 03:07 PM

Nat's earmuffs give the pickle matrix a completely new dimension.

Posted by: bondiguy Nov 14 2006, 03:53 AM

Well spotted and funny

Posted by: Gnappster Nov 14 2006, 12:46 PM

what a bunch of nerds












(OK I'm just jealous that I wasn't here to reply first)

Posted by: Bobaloo Nov 14 2006, 01:18 PM

Oh, I didn't realize you weren't here. I thought you were just watching while leaning back in your chair which was resting on those little lean-back-in-the-chair thingys

Posted by: bondiguy Nov 14 2006, 06:27 PM

You know the only thing that makes him happy when he misses out on a post is to go to the basement and tap the light bulb!

Posted by: Gnappster Nov 15 2006, 11:52 AM

oooh, I should patent that! along with the electric hammer.


the lightbulb was einstein's greatest invention!

Posted by: bondiguy Nov 16 2006, 01:42 AM

Posted by: buxombbwuk Jan 4 2007, 05:42 AM

My last sexual encounter was way back in February 2006, almost a bloody year!!

Note to self *must get laid* haha

Posted by: bondiguy Jan 4 2007, 06:35 AM

Buy a vibe

Posted by: buxombbwuk Jan 4 2007, 06:50 AM

I have several already! lol

Posted by: wincy69 Jan 4 2007, 06:53 AM

How about posting some of you in action i'm sure there must be a thread for vibe's in action on here!!!lol