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Posted by: rage Jan 11 2011, 12:48 AM
Looking for some help. I see a ton of cool sigs on here with sexy ladies boobs with names on them. Im looking to do the same. Please get creative, something new, something crazy, open to ANY help
Posted by: Chaos-Theory Jan 11 2011, 06:53 AM
QUOTE(rage @ Jan 11 2011, 12:48 AM)
Looking for some help. I see a ton of cool sigs on here with sexy ladies boobs with names on them. Im looking to do the same. Please get creative, something new, something crazy, open to ANY help
I feel for you man... Spoke to some people, and best I could do on short notice - sorry for the no name on there but how's this?
Posted by: evade20 Jan 11 2011, 07:33 AM
QUOTE(Chaos-Theory @ Jan 11 2011, 06:53 AM)
I feel for you man... Spoke to some people, and best I could do on short notice - sorry for the no name on there but how's this?
Posted by: ddd35 Jan 11 2011, 10:13 AM
QUOTE(Chaos-Theory @ Jan 11 2011, 04:53 AM)
I feel for you man... Spoke to some people, and best I could do on short notice - sorry for the no name on there but how's this?
Posted by: rage Jan 11 2011, 05:04 PM
another one that cant read...post says ladys ha ha real funny
Posted by: ddd35 Jan 11 2011, 06:14 PM
QUOTE(rage @ Jan 11 2011, 03:04 PM)
another one that cant read...post says ladys ha ha real funny
Ah its all in fun .
Posted by: Chaos-Theory Jan 12 2011, 09:33 AM
QUOTE(rage @ Jan 11 2011, 05:04 PM)
another one that cant read...post says ladys ha ha real funny
Dude, one thing I have learnt on these boards is that posts like this will elicit responses like this. A relationship with ladies on these boards is like in real life. If you want something like this, you have to work on it. You can't just go "I want this cos it'd be cool", you have to treat the ladies with the respect they deserve, build their trust and work your way to a question asking for the favour. And it is best done in PMs.
Oh, and I can read, and comments saying things like I can't, even in jest, will result in things like this:
You wish that was me, fucktard!
Good luck with your quest fella!
Posted by: ddd35 Jan 12 2011, 07:05 PM
QUOTE(Chaos-Theory @ Jan 12 2011, 07:33 AM)
Dude, one thing I have learnt on these boards is that posts like this will elicit responses like this. A relationship with ladies on these boards is like in real life. If you want something like this, you have to work on it. You can't just go "I want this cos it'd be cool", you have to treat the ladies with the respect they deserve, build their trust and work your way to a question asking for the favour. And it is best done in PMs.
Oh, and I can read, and comments saying things like I can't, even in jest, will result in things like this:
You wish that was me, fucktard!
Good luck with your quest fella!
Posted by: evade20 Jan 13 2011, 11:28 PM
QUOTE(Chaos-Theory @ Jan 12 2011, 09:33 AM)
Dude, one thing I have learnt on these boards is that posts like this will elicit responses like this. A relationship with ladies on these boards is like in real life. If you want something like this, you have to work on it. You can't just go "I want this cos it'd be cool", you have to treat the ladies with the respect they deserve, build their trust and work your way to a question asking for the favour. And it is best done in PMs.
Oh, and I can read, and comments saying things like I can't, even in jest, will result in things like this:
You wish that was me, fucktard!
Good luck with your quest fella!
If you can't take the heat, stay out of the kitchen, Rage!
Posted by: rage Jan 17 2011, 11:06 AM
just think its funny that my post says help ladies and all the post gets is you guys. you trying to tell me something outside thr box? lol what ever. i can take the heat and am not going anywere, so continue to run my name through the dirt if it makes you happy. again did nothing wrong and didnt think i was being a f~tard by outright asking. thought it would be nicer than creeping the pms around here. again wrong by the gods and NON mods. thank you for putting me in line. helped alot guys LMAO!
Posted by: UncleBuck Jan 17 2011, 05:27 PM
QUOTE(rage @ Jan 17 2011, 09:06 AM)
just think its funny that my post says help ladies and all the post gets is you guys. you trying to tell me something outside thr box? lol what ever. i can take the heat and am not going anywere, so continue to run my name through the dirt if it makes you happy. again did nothing wrong and didnt think i was being a f~tard by outright asking. thought it would be nicer than creeping the pms around here. again wrong by the gods and NON mods. thank you for putting me in line. helped alot guys LMAO!
Rage your profile says that you are 18. Some of us have been here at the site when you where only 12 years old. It is not the "Gods" job nor the Mods to protect your feeling's every time they are hurt. It is part of.. lets say initiation by getting slammed here when you first join, the fellows that can deal with some ribbing now and then stick around. Don't make a mountain out of an ant hill!
Good luck to you here, hope you are around for a long time and enjoy the site
To quote an oldtimer here:
"That Is All"
Posted by: Bobaloo Jan 17 2011, 06:18 PM
I just thought I'd log in and say hey, and then I saw this thread.
UB, you're a mod here now. You can't let these riffraff get away with thinking this crap is okay. Keep that schoolin' going.
And as for sig pics: I think they are annoying as hell and are one of the main reasons I don't come here anymore.
I every single thread is filled with posts that have tons of NSFW pics on the bottom. I mean, it's notthe end of the world if I get busted, but even still, there's no safe place to hide from it.
If I would have been pic mod all those years ago, I would have required that all sig pics be in .gif format where it scrolls through the pictures.
and finally, rage, your request and the entire thread that it's harbored in is lame. that's like walking into a bar and screaming at the top of your lungs, "Hey, ladies, I've heard some other guys in this bar have gotten blow jobs before. I was hoping you could help me out by walking up to be and blowing me. Oh, and feel free to deep throat and gag on it too."
BTW, do you have a hot sister or girlfriend who you could just give your username and password to?
Posted by: ddd35 Jan 17 2011, 06:21 PM
QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Jan 17 2011, 04:18 PM)
I just thought I'd log in and say hey, and then I saw this thread.
UB, you're a mod here now. You can't let these riffraff get away with thinking this crap is okay. Keep that schoolin' going.
And as for sig pics: I think they are annoying as hell and are one of the main reasons I don't come here anymore.
I every single thread is filled with posts that have tons of NSFW pics on the bottom. I mean, it's notthe end of the world if I get busted, but even still, there's no safe place to hide from it.
If I would have been pic mod all those years ago, I would have required that all sig pics be in .gif format where it scrolls through the pictures.
and finally, rage, your request and the entire thread that it's harbored in is lame. that's like walking into a bar and screaming at the top of your lungs, "Hey, ladies, I've heard some other guys in this bar have gotten blow jobs before. I was hoping you could help me out by walking up to be and blowing me. Oh, and feel free to deep throat and gag on it too."
BTW, do you have a hot sister or girlfriend who you could just give your username and password to?
Well said Stranger
Posted by: Bobaloo Jan 17 2011, 06:28 PM
QUOTE(ddd35 @ Jan 17 2011, 06:21 PM)
Well said Stranger
I haven't lost the knack.
Posted by: ddd35 Jan 17 2011, 06:41 PM
QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Jan 17 2011, 04:28 PM)
I haven't lost the knack.
Id say not .
Posted by: rage Jan 17 2011, 07:10 PM
ha ha...ha
Posted by: evade20 Jan 17 2011, 07:12 PM
QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Jan 17 2011, 06:18 PM)
I just thought I'd log in and say hey, and then I saw this thread.
UB, you're a mod here now.? You can't let these riffraff get away with thinking this crap is okay.? Keep that schoolin' going.
And as for sig pics: I think they are annoying as hell and are one of the main reasons I don't come here anymore.
I every single thread is filled with posts that have tons of NSFW pics on the bottom.? I mean, it's notthe end of the world if I get busted, but even still, there's no safe place to hide from it.
If I would have been pic mod all those years ago, I would have required that all sig pics be in .gif format where it scrolls through the pictures.
and finally, rage, your request and the entire thread that it's harbored in is lame.? that's like walking into a bar and screaming at the top of your lungs, "Hey, ladies, I've heard some other guys in this bar have gotten blow jobs before.? I was hoping you could help me out by walking up to be and blowing me.? Oh, and feel free to deep throat and gag on it too."
BTW, do you have a hot sister or girlfriend who you could just give your username and password to?
Every page of RMM is filled with pics that make it NSFW... regardless of whether they ar sig pics or not!
Posted by: Bobaloo Jan 17 2011, 07:34 PM
QUOTE(evade20 @ Jan 17 2011, 07:12 PM)
Every page of RMM is filled with pics that make it NSFW... regardles of whether they ar sig pics or not!
it's not the sig pic or the avatar or the posted pics in an of themselves. But when sig pics get out of hand and take up two lines or are just huge pictures, it makes things hard to predict if I need to avert the page quickly.
But I get it. This is a boob site and there certainly is nothing wrong with putting our sexy RMM ladies in our sigs and avs. But I do most of my surfing at work, and it makes it trickier for me to be here because of that. It's not that I've shunned RMM because of sig pics. But they make it less convenient for me. Because of that I lose the habit of logging in here. But I pop in every now and then when I can and privacy allows.
Posted by: evade20 Jan 17 2011, 08:24 PM
QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Jan 17 2011, 07:34 PM)
it's not the sig pic or the avatar or the posted pics in an of themselves. But when sig pics get out of hand and take up two lines or are just huge pictures, it makes things hard to predict if I need to avert the page quickly.
But I get it. This is a boob site and there certainly is nothing wrong with putting our sexy RMM ladies in our sigs and avs. But I do most of my surfing at work, and it makes it trickier for me to be here because of that. It's not that I've shunned RMM because of sig pics. But they make it less convenient for me. Because of that I lose the habit of logging in here. But I pop in every now and then when I can and privacy allows.
Skull and freakey were they worst offenders... They seem to have removed their sigs.
Posted by: Lynette Jan 17 2011, 09:25 PM
QUOTE(rage @ Jan 11 2011, 12:48 AM)
Looking for some help. I see a ton of cool sigs on here with sexy ladies boobs with names on them. Im looking to do the same. Please get creative, something new, something crazy, open to ANY help
Why? What's the point? Sounds like you may be asking for something that could be time consuming. What's in it for us gals?
Posted by: Chaos-Theory Jan 18 2011, 09:59 AM
QUOTE(rage @ Jan 17 2011, 11:06 AM)
just think its funny that my post says help ladies and all the post gets is you guys. you trying to tell me something outside thr box? lol what ever. i can take the heat and am not going anywere, so continue to run my name through the dirt if it makes you happy. again did nothing wrong and didnt think i was being a f~tard by outright asking. thought it would be nicer than creeping the pms around here. again wrong by the gods and NON mods. thank you for putting me in line. helped alot guys LMAO!
You asking for it wasn't being a fucktard, you ragging on me when I was ribbing you for a really fucked up way to make a request was what made you one.
As for creeping around with pms - dude, grow the fuck up. Realise that half the stuff that happens on this site is via PMs and you'll go a long way.
Now, I have no opinion on what sort of person you are, but continuing to have a cry every time you're called gay is only going to make the fellas on here call you gay more. Instead of saying "I'm not gay" try coming up with a comeback... for example, "When you sucked my dick last night you didn't complain!"
Now, I'm gonna be as blunt as I can, please don't take it offensively...
Deal with the shit, or fuck off.
And Lynette, you put out a great point, as well as great pics.
Posted by: rage Jan 18 2011, 12:00 PM
thank you lynette for the interest...always looking to work out deals. Not saying it has to be pix for pix. im a computer programer by trade and tinker in graphic arts and lots of other things on the side. didnt mean to cause such chaos with such a simple request?
Posted by: theinfamousjax Jan 18 2011, 10:20 PM
QUOTE(rage @ Jan 18 2011, 12:00 PM)
thank you lynette for the interest...always looking to work out deals. Not saying it has to be pix for pix. im a computer programer by trade and tinker in graphic arts and lots of other things on the side. didnt mean to cause such chaos with such a simple request?
i think she was mocking you......
Posted by: evade20 Jan 19 2011, 07:08 AM
QUOTE(theinfamousjax @ Jan 18 2011, 10:20 PM)
i think she was mocking you......
D'oh!
Posted by: Lynette Jan 19 2011, 08:37 PM
QUOTE(rage @ Jan 18 2011, 12:00 PM)
thank you lynette for the interest...always looking to work out deals. Not saying it has to be pix for pix. im a computer programer by trade and tinker in graphic arts and lots of other things on the side. didnt mean to cause such chaos with such a simple request?
Hmmmm, This brings up another question. Why is it that so many newbies and lurkers that happen upon this site think that ANY of the women here are actually interested in receiving unsolicited pictures of their cocks? I can't tell you how many of those things I get PM'd with on a monthly basis here. It's tiring, not to mention extremely gross in a lot of cases. The men who do it evidently don't appreciate the fact that most ANY woman can see a REAL dick any time she wants in person, and that unsolicited pictures of their parts serve to demonstrate just how hard-up the guy behind them is. Honestly, it's not the way to impress any woman. It only makes you look small (no pun intended .
Posted by: UncleBuck Jan 19 2011, 08:48 PM
QUOTE(Lynette @ Jan 19 2011, 06:37 PM)
Hmmmm, This brings up another question. Why is it that so many newbies and lurkers that happen upon this site think that ANY of the women here are actually interested in receiving unsolicited pictures of their cocks? I can't tell you how many of those things I get PM'd with on a monthly basis here. It's tiring, not to mention extremely gross in a lot of cases. The men who do it evidently don't appreciate the fact that most ANY woman can see a REAL dick any time she wants in person, and that unsolicited pictures of their parts serve to demonstrate just how hard-up the guy behind them is. Honestly, it's not the way to impress any woman. It only makes you look small (no pun intended . well said
Posted by: evade20 Jan 19 2011, 09:56 PM
QUOTE(Lynette @ Jan 19 2011, 08:37 PM)
Hmmmm, This brings up another question. Why is it that so many newbies and lurkers that happen upon this site think that ANY of the women here are actually interested in receiving unsolicited pictures of their cocks? I can't tell you how many of those things I get PM'd with on a monthly basis here. It's tiring, not to mention extremely gross in a lot of cases. The men who do it evidently don't appreciate the fact that most ANY woman can see a REAL dick any time she wants in person, and that unsolicited pictures of their parts serve to demonstrate just how hard-up the guy behind them is. Honestly, it's not the way to impress any woman. It only makes you look small (no pun intended . Right on, Lynette!
QUOTE(UncleBuck @ Jan 19 2011, 08:48 PM)
well said
Agreed!
Posted by: ddd35 Jan 20 2011, 10:08 AM
QUOTE(Lynette @ Jan 19 2011, 06:37 PM)
Hmmmm, This brings up another question. Why is it that so many newbies and lurkers that happen upon this site think that ANY of the women here are actually interested in receiving unsolicited pictures of their cocks? I can't tell you how many of those things I get PM'd with on a monthly basis here. It's tiring, not to mention extremely gross in a lot of cases. The men who do it evidently don't appreciate the fact that most ANY woman can see a REAL dick any time she wants in person, and that unsolicited pictures of their parts serve to demonstrate just how hard-up the guy behind them is. Honestly, it's not the way to impress any woman. It only makes you look small (no pun intended . QUOTE(UncleBuck @ Jan 19 2011, 06:48 PM)
well said
Posted by: rage Jan 20 2011, 02:11 PM
hummmm interesting. i put a few things to offer in trade and i get busted out for wanting to show my parts. love how everyone reads into the worst. well what ever. kind of a dead subject here. just a bunch of crabby ppl with opinions. how do i delete my own post. this should have been done weeks ago. bored *yawn*
Posted by: evade20 Jan 20 2011, 06:35 PM
QUOTE(rage @ Jan 20 2011, 02:11 PM)
hummmm interesting. i put a few things to offer in trade and i get busted out for wanting to show my parts. love how everyone reads into the worst. well what ever. kind of a dead subject here. just a bunch of crabby ppl with opinions. how do i delete my own post. this should have been done weeks ago. bored *yawn*
Just go away... You won't be missed...
Damn are you lucky Bondi has left the room!
Posted by: ddd35 Jan 21 2011, 11:09 AM
QUOTE(evade20 @ Jan 20 2011, 04:35 PM)
Oh god , It would be good to see somebody other then me be the whipping post for bondi .
Posted by: Lynette Jan 21 2011, 01:48 PM
QUOTE(rage @ Jan 20 2011, 02:11 PM)
hummmm interesting. i put a few things to offer in trade and i get busted out for wanting to show my parts. love how everyone reads into the worst. well what ever. kind of a dead subject here. just a bunch of crabby ppl with opinions. how do i delete my own post. this should have been done weeks ago. bored *yawn*
Dude, maybe the phrase "look before you leap" would be in order here. If you had checked the site out and read some of the threads prior to making your post, you would have realized that what you proposed was inappropriate for this forum. BTW, your description of the people here is very inacurate, and the very fact that you find their comments upsetting while continuing to post is pretty much proof that you're anything but bored. I read you as just another horny lurker with no one in your real life to show your parts to. It's really kind of sad when when you think about it.
Posted by: foghorn Jan 21 2011, 02:17 PM
bobaloo...if i knew how, i would change my sig so that is scrolls. if someone wants to pm and tell me how, i may change it.
rage...i have been around a long time and it was after months and sometimes years of commenting with these ladies before i ask for a sig pic. i usually did it when we were chatting outside of rmm. develope some kind of relationship. take your time. if you are worthy a lady may eventually do one for you. there is a lady here that i've know for more than ten years i don't have a sig pic from her. just chill.
Posted by: evade20 Jan 21 2011, 07:55 PM
QUOTE(foghorn @ Jan 21 2011, 02:17 PM)
bobaloo...if i knew how, i would change my sig so that is scrolls. if someone wants to pm and tell me how, i may change it.
rage...i have been around a long time and it was after months and sometimes years of commenting with these ladies before i ask for a sig pic. i usually did it when we were chatting outside of rmm. develope some kind of relationship. take your time. if you are worthy a lady may eventually do one for you. there is a lady here that i've know for more than ten years i don't have a sig pic from her. just chill.
Fog, PM Comedyman. He can help you change your sig into a rotating .gif file.
Posted by: fun4us94 Jan 25 2011, 11:07 PM
QUOTE(Lynette @ Jan 19 2011, 08:37 PM)
Hmmmm, This brings up another question. Why is it that so many newbies and lurkers that happen upon this site think that ANY of the women here are actually interested in receiving unsolicited pictures of their cocks? I can't tell you how many of those things I get PM'd with on a monthly basis here. It's tiring, not to mention extremely gross in a lot of cases. The men who do it evidently don't appreciate the fact that most ANY woman can see a REAL dick any time she wants in person, and that unsolicited pictures of their parts serve to demonstrate just how hard-up the guy behind them is. Honestly, it's not the way to impress any woman. It only makes you look small (no pun intended . so very well said...thats why my wife doesnt play on here anymore...she lets me post her pics and play here but she tired quickly of the uninvited cock pics...i have never offered to show myself to a lady on here...that only happens if they ask to see...its just a matter of politness and character
Posted by: ddd35 Jan 27 2011, 10:19 AM
QUOTE(fun4us94 @ Jan 25 2011, 09:07 PM)
so very well said...thats why my wife doesnt play on here anymore...she lets me post her pics and play here but she tired quickly of the uninvited cock pics...i have never offered to show myself to a lady on here...that only happens if they ask to see...its just a matter of politness and character
Most just dont get it or they cant read : this is not RATE MY DORK
Posted by: Zolton Jan 28 2011, 12:11 PM
Yup, I've come to not even looking at messages with attachments. Worked well so far!
Posted by: ddd35 Jan 28 2011, 04:57 PM
QUOTE(Zolton @ Jan 28 2011, 10:11 AM)
Yup, I've come to not even looking at messages with attachments. Worked well so far!
Thats a great plan
Posted by: evade20 Jan 30 2011, 06:22 AM
QUOTE(ddd35 @ Jan 21 2011, 11:09 AM)
Oh god , It would be good to see somebody other then me be the whipping post for bondi .
Posted by: ddd35 Jan 30 2011, 09:46 AM
QUOTE(evade20 @ Jan 30 2011, 04:22 AM)
well i realize i brought it on myself .
Posted by: evade20 Jan 30 2011, 01:58 PM
QUOTE(ddd35 @ Jan 30 2011, 09:46 AM)
well i realize i brought it on myself .
Ya think?
Posted by: ddd35 Feb 1 2011, 10:26 AM
QUOTE(evade20 @ Jan 30 2011, 11:58 AM)
well I didnt give it alot of thought
Posted by: Lynette May 6 2011, 08:50 PM
Just wondering about this topic and came up with a question... At what point are boobs defined as "large"? I'm guessing it's all about cup size. But what's "LARGE"? Large, full C cup? D cup? DD cup? Or, bigger than DD?
Posted by: valoish May 6 2011, 09:09 PM
Might also depend on the girls physique... Ds on a 95lbs girl are large... but D on a 300lbs girl are small!!!
Posted by: evade20 May 7 2011, 12:49 AM
QUOTE(valoish @ May 6 2011, 09:09 PM)
Might also depend on the girls physique... Ds on a 95lbs girl are large... but D on a 300lbs girl are small!!!
Valoish is correct. Cup size really is dependant on body size. A full C can look prety large on a really petite woman. A D will definitely look large on the same woman. Hell a D looks plenty large on most women.
Posted by: ddd35 May 7 2011, 07:14 AM
QUOTE(evade20 @ May 6 2011, 10:49 PM)
Valoish is correct. Cup size really is dependant on body size. A full C can look prety large on a really petite woman. A D will definitely look large on the same woman. Hell a D looks plenty large on most women.
D and above , Howver have seen a C on a petit gal that looked Huge .
Posted by: evade20 May 8 2011, 12:34 AM
QUOTE(ddd35 @ May 7 2011, 07:14 AM)
D and above , Howver have seen a C on a petit gal that looked Huge .
My point exactly. And a D on a petite babe is wonderful.
Posted by: allnaturalguy May 8 2011, 02:27 AM
QUOTE(evade20 @ May 8 2011, 12:34 AM)
ALWAYS a wonderful beauty to behold
Posted by: ddd35 May 8 2011, 06:59 AM
QUOTE(evade20 @ May 7 2011, 10:34 PM)
Got a former class mate that is a 32D very petite and WOW , it looks great
Posted by: jrdroid May 16 2011, 09:05 PM
QUOTE(evade20 @ May 7 2011, 12:49 AM)
Hell a D looks plenty large on most women.
So what does that make my 36F?
Posted by: evade20 May 16 2011, 09:26 PM
QUOTE(jrdroid @ May 16 2011, 09:05 PM)
So what does that make my 36F?
Love cushions!
Posted by: jrdroid May 16 2011, 09:50 PM
QUOTE(evade20 @ May 16 2011, 09:26 PM)
I like that!
Posted by: ddd35 May 17 2011, 06:46 AM
QUOTE(jrdroid @ May 16 2011, 07:05 PM)
So what does that make my 36F?
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