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RMM Message Board _ Sex Talk _ The Chickie Test
Posted by: juicyboobs Apr 5 2009, 09:39 AM
Ok this was used in another thread by our lovely Mod Miss Chickie and it seems a fun quiz for everyone so........
Current age:
Are you straight, bi, or gay:
Age of first handjob (by someone else):
Age of first blowjob:
Position you prefer partner to be in when they give you BJ:
Have you ever been in a circle jerk:
How old were you when you first had sexual intercourse:
How many sexual partners have you had:
What is your favorite sexual position:
Where's your favorite place to cum in or on (pussy/ass/face/breasts/etc):
Have you tried anal and how old were you when you did:
What do you prefer...pussy or anal:
How often do you masturbate:
Do you like to be dominate or submissive:
What is something you've never tried but really want to:
Posted by: juicyboobs Apr 5 2009, 09:43 AM
Current age:41
Are you straight, bi, or gay:bi curious
Age of first handjob (by someone else):14
Age of first blowjob: 16 slow starter
Position you prefer partner to be in when they give you BJ:therm sitting me kneeling
Have you ever been in a circle jerk:!!
How old were you when you first had sexual intercourse:14 and a half
How many sexual partners have you had:15
What is your favorite sexual position: cowboy !!
Where's your favorite place to cum in or on (pussy/ass/face/breasts/etc):
Have you tried anal and how old were you when you did:yes and 29
What do you prefer...pussy or anal: too tough to choose i let the guy decide
How often do you masturbate:daily
Do you like to be dominate or submissive:both i am a ficklefemale
What is something you've never tried but really want to:mmf 3 some
answered as best i could!
Posted by: kcoc72 Apr 5 2009, 12:42 PM
Current age: 29
Are you straight, bi, or gay: straight as an arrow
Age of first handjob (by someone else): 14
Age of first blowjob: 14
Position you prefer partner to be in when they give you BJ: on knees
Have you ever been in a circle jerk: no
How old were you when you first had sexual intercourse: 16
How many sexual partners have you had: ~25
What is your favorite sexual position: doggy
Where's your favorite place to cum in or on (pussy/ass/face/breasts/etc): tits
Have you tried anal and how old were you when you did: yes, 22
What do you prefer...pussy or anal: pussy!!!
How often do you masturbate: ~5 times/week
Do you like to be dominate or submissive: a little of both
What is something you've never tried but really want to: I've tried it before, but I would like 2 girls at once again....def lots of fun!!!
Posted by: paybarraman Apr 6 2009, 02:02 AM
Current age: 42
Are you straight, bi, or gay: straight
Age of first handjob (by someone else): 25
Age of first blowjob: 16
Position you prefer partner to be in when they give you BJ: sitting with her kneeling between my legs
Have you ever been in a circle jerk: WTF?!?!? Ummm no...
How old were you when you first had sexual intercourse: 16
How many sexual partners have you had: 12
What is your favorite sexual position: her riding me
Where's your favorite place to cum in or on (pussy/ass/face/breasts/etc): cum in her pussy
Have you tried anal and how old were you when you did: no
What do you prefer...pussy or anal: N/A
How often do you masturbate: 3-4 times a week
Do you like to be dominate or submissive:
What is something you've never tried but really want to: obvious answer is a threesome: me and two women....other is her giving me a blowjob with ice....I hear that one is MOST Stimulating
Posted by: belicked6924 Apr 6 2009, 07:26 AM
Current age:33
Are you straight, bi, or gay: straight
Age of first handjob (by someone else):18
Age of first blowjob:18
Position you prefer partner to be in when they give you BJ:69
Have you ever been in a circle jerk:
How old were you when you first had sexual intercourse:19
How many sexual partners have you had:quit counting at 23(I was 22)
What is your favorite sexual position:reverse cowgirl
Where's your favorite place to cum in or on (pussy/ass/face/breasts/etc):pussy
Have you tried anal and how old were you when you did:i've given never received 20
What do you prefer...pussy or anal:no preference
How often do you masturbate:2-3 times a day
Do you like to be dominate or submissive:dominate submissively (let her think she's in control)
What is something you've never tried but really want to:sex in the rain
Posted by: Chaos-Theory Apr 6 2009, 07:27 AM
Current age: 30
Are you straight, bi, or gay: Straight
Age of first handjob (by someone else): 18
Age of first blowjob: 18
Position you prefer partner to be in when they give you BJ: between my legs with their breasts pressing into my thighs
Have you ever been in a circle jerk: No. Nor is it likely.
How old were you when you first had sexual intercourse: 17 (late starter)
How many sexual partners have you had: Honestly? Only about 6
What is your favorite sexual position: All of them?
Where's your favorite place to cum in or on (pussy/ass/face/breasts/etc): Trying to convince my better half that the tits are fine
Have you tried anal and how old were you when you did: Yes, 24
What do you prefer...pussy or anal: Pussy
How often do you masturbate: How often do I come to this site?
Do you like to be dominate or submissive: Pending my mood
What is something you've never tried but really want to: threesome, with two women.
Posted by: ddd35 Apr 6 2009, 10:38 AM
Current age:43
Are you straight, bi, or gay: Straight
Age of first handjob (by someone else):16
Age of first blowjob:16
Position you prefer partner to be in when they give you BJ: on knees
Have you ever been in a circle jerk:no
How old were you when you first had sexual intercourse:18
How many sexual partners have you had:9
What is your favorite sexual position: Doggie
Where's your favorite place to cum in or on (pussy/ass/face/breasts/etc):Pussy
Have you tried anal and how old were you when you did:Yes 18
What do you prefer...pussy or anal:Pussy
How often do you masturbate:couple times a month
Do you like to be dominate or submissive:Sub
What is something you've never tried but really want to:group sex
Posted by: misschickie Apr 6 2009, 01:41 PM
Current age: 38
Are you straight, bi, or gay: curious
Age of first handjob (by someone else): 18
Age of first blowjob: 18
Position you prefer partner to be in when yo give them a BJ: him standing, me kneeling
Have you ever been in a circle jerk: haha, nope
How old were you when you first had sexual intercourse: 18
How many sexual partners have you had: 2
What is your favorite sexual position: i am up for any position, but i do love him on top...its the most intimate
Where's your favorite place to cum in or on (pussy/ass/face/breasts/etc): pussy
Have you tried anal and how old were you when you did: 37
What do you prefer...pussy or anal: pussy, though anal is still on the menu
How often do you masturbate: used to be more...now maybe 1-2 times a week
Do you like to be dominate or submissive: i say sub...but i am pretty bossy and tend to take charge...would love to meet the man who could truly dominate me
What is something you've never tried but really want to: i'd like MMF in my mind, but realistically, i'd love to go to one of those hedonistic vacations and just fuck outdoors whenever i wanted.
love all your answers, people....very interesting. thanks for starting this one, juicy.
Posted by: obscurepresence Apr 11 2009, 08:09 PM
Current age: 18
Are you straight, bi, or gay: The term is so limited but of the three, I'm bisexual
Age of first handjob (by someone else): 13
Age of first blowjob: 13
Position you prefer partner to be in when they give you BJ: start them lying down so i can work em over slowly from every angle, then them stood forcing their cock down my throat while i'm bent backwards from my knees
Have you ever been in a circle jerk: not yet
How old were you when you first had sexual intercourse: 16
How many sexual partners have you had: 10
What is your favorite sexual position: my head between a girl's thighs with one o their legs on my shoulder and one o their hands in my hair
Where's your favorite place to cum in or on (pussy/ass/face/breasts/etc): in my mouth or over my chest and stomach
Have you tried anal and how old were you when you did: 16
What do you prefer...pussy or anal: pussy overall but anal when i'm in tat "make me your whore" headspace
How often do you masturbate: several times a week
Do you like to be dominate or submissive: submissive mostly but with some people i'm a switch and getting to experiment with both is the best
What is something you've never tried but really want to: be gangraped by a number of guys under direction of a dominatrix and then for her to let me fuck her over and over afterwards, when i'm already utterly exhausted and buzzing all over
mmm...good quiz. know what i'll be doing when i log off ;D
Posted by: fangirl09 Jun 22 2009, 08:55 PM
Current age: 21
Are you straight, bi, or gay: bi =)
Age of first handjob (by someone else): liiike fingering? ohh 15?
Age of first blowjob: 15
Position you prefer partner to be in when they give you (oral): 69 =P
Have you ever been in a circle jerk: no
How old were you when you first had sexual intercourse: 16
How many sexual partners have you had: 5 or 6
What is your favorite sexual position: doggy or cowgirl
Where's your favorite place to cum in or on (pussy/ass/face/breasts/etc): I like it when he comes on my tits
Have you tried anal and how old were you when you did: haha yes and gee, 17?
What do you prefer...pussy or anal: pussy
How often do you masturbate: daily...or thrice daily?? lol depends on the day
Do you like to be dominate or submissive: *skip*
What is something you've never tried but really want to: girl-on-girl or threesome-yum!
Posted by: peterpan Jun 29 2009, 10:18 PM
Current age: 44
Are you straight, bi, or gay: STRAIGHT
Age of first handjob (by someone else): 17
Age of first blowjob: 21
Position you prefer partner to be in when they give you BJ: Me standing and her kneeling.
Have you ever been in a circle jerk: NO
How old were you when you first had sexual intercourse: 17
How many sexual partners have you had: 3
What is your favorite sexual position: missionary
Where's your favorite place to cum in or on (pussy/ass/face/breasts/etc): Pussy
Have you tried anal and how old were you when you did: yeah, age 30
What do you prefer...pussy or anal: pussy
How often do you masturbate: 3-4 times a week
Do you like to be dominate or submissive: dominate
What is something you've never tried but really want to: 3 some - me and two chicks
Posted by: Melon Midget Aug 11 2009, 07:53 PM
Are you straight, bi, or gay: curious
Age of first handjob (by someone else): 18
Age of first blowjob: 18
Position you prefer partner to be in when yo give them a BJ: him standing, me kneeling
Have you ever been in a circle jerk: haha, nope
How old were you when you first had sexual intercourse: 18
How many sexual partners have you had: 2
What is your favorite sexual position: i am up for any position, but i do love him on top...its the most intimate
Where's your favorite place to cum in or on (pussy/ass/face/breasts/etc): pussy
Have you tried anal and how old were you when you did: 37
What do you prefer...pussy or anal: pussy, though anal is still on the menu
How often do you masturbate: used to be more...now maybe 1-2 times a week
Do you like to be dominate or submissive: i say sub...but i am pretty bossy and tend to take charge...would love to meet the man who could truly dominate me
What is something you've never tried but really want to: i'd like MMF in my mind, but realistically, i'd love to go to one of those hedonistic vacations and just fuck outdoors whenever i wanted.
love all your answers, people....very interesting. thanks for starting this one, juicy.
Interesting... Very, very interesting...
Posted by: misschickie Aug 13 2009, 02:37 AM
oh thats not fair....you gotta answer them!
Posted by: Melon Midget Aug 13 2009, 03:37 AM
Don't worry, I will answer them... At the border.
Posted by: mtnguy75 Aug 13 2009, 02:07 PM
Ah hell why not!
Current age:33
Are you straight, bi, or gay:str8
Age of first handjob (by someone else):16
Age of first blowjob:17
Position you prefer partner to be in when they give you BJ: If there giving me a Blow Job i aint picky! 
Have you ever been in a circle jerk: Nope
How old were you when you first had sexual intercourse:14
How many sexual partners have you had:10
What is your favorite sexual position: Yet again, if im gettin a piece im pretty easy! Im an easy lay lol
Where's your favorite place to cum in or on (pussy/ass/face/breasts/etc): Pussy is good, but a little butt rump is good too. If she wants it on the tits, who am i to judge 
Have you tried anal and how old were you when you did:20-She screamed so loud i thought i hurt here, little did i know she was a anal freak, never can tell sometime? 
What do you prefer...pussy or anal: Pussy
How often do you masturbate: once or twice a week
Do you like to be dominate or submissive: Depends on the woman i guess
What is something you've never tried but really want to: a 3some when im sober lol. The girls said it was fun 
Posted by: ddd35 Aug 18 2009, 03:01 PM
Are you straight, bi, or gay: bi =)
Age of first handjob (by someone else): liiike fingering? ohh 15?
Age of first blowjob: 15
Position you prefer partner to be in when they give you (oral): 69 =P
Have you ever been in a circle jerk: no
How old were you when you first had sexual intercourse: 16
How many sexual partners have you had: 5 or 6
What is your favorite sexual position: doggy or cowgirl
Where's your favorite place to cum in or on (pussy/ass/face/breasts/etc): I like it when he comes on my tits
Have you tried anal and how old were you when you did: haha yes and gee, 17?
What do you prefer...pussy or anal: pussy
How often do you masturbate: daily...or thrice daily?? lol depends on the day
Do you like to be dominate or submissive: *skip*
What is something you've never tried but really want to: girl-on-girl or threesome-yum!
WOW there is some good information here and I missed till now ..
Posted by: valoish Aug 21 2009, 06:02 PM
Current age: 32
Are you straight, bi, or gay: straight
Age of first handjob (by someone else):16
Age of first blowjob: 20
Position you prefer partner to be in when they give you BJ: on top in a doggy position
Have you ever been in a circle jerk: no
How old were you when you first had sexual intercourse: 17
How many sexual partners have you had: 6
What is your favorite sexual position: cowgirl
Where's your favorite place to cum in or on (pussy/ass/face/breasts/etc): pussy
Have you tried anal and how old were you when you did: no
What do you prefer...pussy or anal: pussy
How often do you masturbate: say 4 times a week
Do you like to be dominate or submissive: dominate
What is something you've never tried but really want to: 3some, 4some
Posted by: Dano Aug 21 2009, 07:36 PM
Is there a "Study Guide" for this test??
Posted by: valoish Aug 21 2009, 07:38 PM
NOPE...YOU have to do your best!
Posted by: Dano Aug 21 2009, 07:41 PM
Somehow i knew you where gona say that.......Guess i need to go find the master and "Copy & Paste" 
Posted by: Dano Aug 21 2009, 07:49 PM
Current age: 49
Are you straight, bi, or gay: Straight
Age of first handjob (by someone else): 14
Age of first blowjob: 14
Position you prefer partner to be in when they give you BJ: Right in between my legs
Have you ever been in a circle jerk: No
How old were you when you first had sexual intercourse: 14
How many sexual partners have you had: Batteries in my Calculater are dead
What is your favorite sexual position: Doggie
Where's your favorite place to cum in or on (pussy/ass/face/breasts/etc): Deep inside pussy
Have you tried anal and how old were you when you did: Yes...ummm like 24
What do you prefer...pussy or anal: Ha Ha...Can i say Both? OK BOTH
How often do you masturbate: Every time im on RMM
Do you like to be dominate or submissive: ummmm Both
What is something you've never tried but really want to:
Become a member of the "Mile High" Club!!
Posted by: Dano Aug 21 2009, 07:52 PM
I sure hope "Chickie" grades my test......Wheeeew that was Hard, I need a Beer 
Posted by: juicyboobs Sep 16 2009, 11:36 AM
I can give you an b i think i need to set some homework......
Posted by: Dano Sep 16 2009, 04:46 PM
OHHHHH I Love Homework
Posted by: misschickie Sep 16 2009, 05:31 PM
in terms of compatibility...i give you an A
but you seem naughty....see me after class.
homework has never been this sexy
Posted by: Dano Sep 16 2009, 05:38 PM
but you seem naughty....see me after class.
homework has never been this sexy
IM SO THERE.....
Will you please wear that "School girl" outfit 
Posted by: FreakyShinnizle Sep 19 2009, 08:00 PM
Every time I see the title of this thread I think of how long I can hold in a blowjob with Chickie 
Posted by: KatieMN Oct 5 2009, 02:16 AM
Current age: 21
Are you straight, bi, or gay: bi
Age of first handjob (by someone else): 18
Age of first blowjob: 19
Position you prefer partner to be in when they give you BJ: on back
How old were you when you first had sexual intercourse: 19
How many sexual partners have you had: 3
What is your favorite sexual position: cowgirl
Where's your favorite place to cum in or on (pussy/ass/face/breasts/etc): love cum on my boobs
Have you tried anal and how old were you when you did: no
What do you prefer...pussy or anal: pussy
How often do you masturbate: not often
Do you like to be dominate or submissive: submissive
What is something you've never tried but really want to: anal
Posted by: belicked6924 Oct 5 2009, 04:10 AM
A beautiful woman after my heart
Posted by: nybandit Oct 5 2009, 07:53 PM
Are you straight, bi, or gay: bi
Age of first handjob (by someone else): 18
Age of first blowjob: 19
Position you prefer partner to be in when they give you BJ: on back
How old were you when you first had sexual intercourse: 19
How many sexual partners have you had: 3
What is your favorite sexual position: cowgirl
Where's your favorite place to cum in or on (pussy/ass/face/breasts/etc): love cum on my boobs
Have you tried anal and how old were you when you did: no
What do you prefer...pussy or anal: pussy
How often do you masturbate: not often
Do you like to be dominate or submissive: submissive
What is something you've never tried but really want to: anal
A perfect woman just got better...glad to learn more about you!
Posted by: dyno989 Oct 7 2009, 04:51 AM
Current age:19
Are you straight, bi, or gay:Straight
Age of first handjob (by someone else):13
Age of first blowjob:13
Position you prefer partner to be in when they give you BJ:69
Have you ever been in a circle jerk:sort of, but there were two guys and like eight girls, god i love dance
How old were you when you first had sexual intercourse:13
How many sexual partners have you had:30+
What is your favorite sexual position:doggy
Where's your favorite place to cum in or on (pussy/ass/face/breasts/etc):ass
Have you tried anal and how old were you when you did:13
What do you prefer...pussy or anal:anal, if clean
How often do you masturbate:2-3 times a day
Do you like to be dominate or submissive: Dominant
What is something you've never tried but really want to: face fuck a girl, ive always wondered what it would feel like
Posted by: Opiatepoet Oct 23 2009, 02:04 AM
I was threatened with a spanking if i didnt fill this out here, can I get the spanking anyway?
Current age:26
Are you straight, bi, or gay:Straight
Age of first handjob (by someone else):14
Age of first blowjob:16
Position you prefer partner to be in when they give you BJ:havent had much expirience sadly, but her on her knees me standing so far
Have you ever been in a circle jerk:haha nope
How old were you when you first had sexual intercourse:14
How many sexual partners have you had:11
What is your favorite sexual position:I love LOVE going down on girls
Where's your favorite place to cum in or on (pussy/ass/face/breasts/etc):Wherver she will let me
Have you tried anal and how old were you when you did:not yet, I was told by my more expirienced friend not to try, she said it wouldnt turn out well for me
What do you prefer...pussy or anal:Pussy no doubt
How often do you masturbate:1 or two times every day
Do you like to be dominate or submissive: Both, depends on my mood and who im with
What is something you've never tried but really want to: get as many girls in a room together as I can to masturbate, I think my head would explode
Posted by: burnt2ashes Oct 23 2009, 03:06 AM
Current age:22
Are you straight, bi, or gay:STRAIGHT!
Age of first handjob (by someone else):12
Age of first blowjob:16
Position you prefer partner to be in when they give you BJ:Whatever position THEY want me in, i'm not gunna be picky
Have you ever been in a circle jerk:No. (Hahaha made me think of zach and miri, DUTCH RUDDER!)
How old were you when you first had sexual intercourse:14
How many sexual partners have you had:Somewhere between 21-29
What is your favorite sexual position:Anyone that involves a nice wet pussy
Where's your favorite place to cum in or on (pussy/ass/face/breasts/etc):tits are great
Have you tried anal and how old were you when you did:no
What do you prefer...pussy or anal:couldn't say
How often do you masturbate:Whenever I feel the need and a girl isn't around to help
Do you like to be dominate or submissive:Sometimes I like to pin a girl down sometime i liek when she is in charge
What is something you've never done but really want to:hmmmm, prolly having sex with the majority of the women on this website
Posted by: misschickie Oct 25 2009, 02:42 PM
Current age:26
Are you straight, bi, or gay:Straight
Age of first handjob (by someone else):14
Age of first blowjob:16
Position you prefer partner to be in when they give you BJ:havent had much expirience sadly, but her on her knees me standing so far
Have you ever been in a circle jerk:haha nope
How old were you when you first had sexual intercourse:14
How many sexual partners have you had:11
What is your favorite sexual position:I love LOVE going down on girls
Where's your favorite place to cum in or on (pussy/ass/face/breasts/etc):Wherver she will let me
Have you tried anal and how old were you when you did:not yet, I was told by my more expirienced friend not to try, she said it wouldnt turn out well for meWhat do you prefer...pussy or anal:Pussy no doubt
How often do you masturbate:1 or two times every day
Do you like to be dominate or submissive: Both, depends on my mood and who im with
What is something you've never tried but really want to: get as many girls in a room together as I can to masturbate, I think my head would explode
niiiiiiice
ok, this has me curious....why wouldn't it work out for you?
Are you straight, bi, or gay:STRAIGHT!
Age of first handjob (by someone else):12
Age of first blowjob:16
Position you prefer partner to be in when they give you BJ:Whatever position THEY want me in, i'm not gunna be picky
Have you ever been in a circle jerk:No. (Hahaha made me think of zach and miri, DUTCH RUDDER!)
How old were you when you first had sexual intercourse:14
How many sexual partners have you had:Somewhere between 21-29
What is your favorite sexual position:Anyone that involves a nice wet pussy
Where's your favorite place to cum in or on (pussy/ass/face/breasts/etc):tits are great
Have you tried anal and how old were you when you did:no
What do you prefer...pussy or anal:couldn't say
How often do you masturbate:Whenever I feel the need and a girl isn't around to help
Do you like to be dominate or submissive:Sometimes I like to pin a girl down sometime i liek when she is in charge
What is something you've never done but really want to:hmmmm, prolly having sex with the majority of the women on this website
haha, best answer ever!
hahahaha.....that cracked me up!
Posted by: UncleBuck Oct 25 2009, 02:57 PM
Didnt know where to post this but thought it funny
Sensitivity test for men
1. In the company of females, intercourse should be referred to as:
A. Lovemaking.
B. Screwing.
C. Taking the pigskin bus to tuna town.
2. You should make love to a woman for the first time only after you have both shared:
A. Your views about what you expect from a sexual relationship.
B. Your blood-test results.
C. Five tequila slammers.
3. You time your orgasm so that:
A. Your partner climaxes first.
B. You both climax simultaneously.
C. You don’t miss ESPN Sports Center.
4. Passionate, spontaneous sex on the kitchen floor is:
A. Healthy, creative love-play..
B. Not the sort of thing your wife would agree to.
C. Not the sort of thing your wife needs to ever find out about.
5. Spending the whole night cuddling a woman you have just had sex with is:
A. The best part of the experience.
B. The second best part of the experience.
C. $100 extra.
6. Your wife/girlfriend says she’s gained five pounds in the last month. You tell her that it is:
A. Of no influence on your affectionate feelings for her.
B. Not a problem, she can join your gym.
C. A conservative estimate.
7. You think today’s sensitive, caring man is:
A. A myth.
B. An oxymoron.
C. A moron.
8. Foreplay is to sex as:
A. An appetizer is to entree.
B. Primer is to paint.
C. A long line is to an amusement park ride.
9. Which of the following are you most likely to find yourself saying at the end of a relationship?
A. I hope we can still be friends.
B. I’m not in right now, please leave a message at the beep.
C. Welcome to Dumpsville. Population, YOU.
10. A woman who is uncomfortable watching you masturbate:
A. Probably needs a little more time before she can cope with that sort of intimacy.
B. Is uptight and a waste of time.
C. Shouldn’t have sat next to you on the bus in the first place.
Posted by: misschickie Oct 25 2009, 03:04 PM
Sensitivity test for men
1. In the company of females, intercourse should be referred to as:
A. Lovemaking.
B. Screwing.
C. Taking the pigskin bus to tuna town.
2. You should make love to a woman for the first time only after you have both shared:
A. Your views about what you expect from a sexual relationship.
B. Your blood-test results.
C. Five tequila slammers.
3. You time your orgasm so that:
A. Your partner climaxes first.
B. You both climax simultaneously.
C. You don’t miss ESPN Sports Center.
4. Passionate, spontaneous sex on the kitchen floor is:
A. Healthy, creative love-play..
B. Not the sort of thing your wife would agree to.
C. Not the sort of thing your wife needs to ever find out about.
5. Spending the whole night cuddling a woman you have just had sex with is:
A. The best part of the experience.
B. The second best part of the experience.
C. $100 extra.
6. Your wife/girlfriend says she’s gained five pounds in the last month. You tell her that it is:
A. Of no influence on your affectionate feelings for her.
B. Not a problem, she can join your gym.
C. A conservative estimate.
7. You think today’s sensitive, caring man is:
A. A myth.
B. An oxymoron.
C. A moron.
8. Foreplay is to sex as:
A. An appetizer is to entree.
B. Primer is to paint.
C. A long line is to an amusement park ride.
9. Which of the following are you most likely to find yourself saying at the end of a relationship?
A. I hope we can still be friends.
B. I’m not in right now, please leave a message at the beep.
C. Welcome to Dumpsville. Population, YOU.
10. A woman who is uncomfortable watching you masturbate:
A. Probably needs a little more time before she can cope with that sort of intimacy.
B. Is uptight and a waste of time.
C. Shouldn’t have sat next to you on the bus in the first place.
hahahahaha! thats hilarious! #10 made me pee my pants!
i would love to see this actually answered by some numbnut.
Posted by: Melon Midget Oct 25 2009, 03:08 PM
i would love to see this actually answered by some numbnut.
And what would a numbnut get for a prize if he answered it???
Posted by: theinfamousjax Oct 25 2009, 05:11 PM
Sensitivity test for men
1. In the company of females, intercourse should be referred to as:
A. Lovemaking.
B. Screwing.
C. Taking the pigskin bus to tuna town.
2. You should make love to a woman for the first time only after you have both shared:
A. Your views about what you expect from a sexual relationship.
B. Your blood-test results.
C. Five tequila slammers.
3. You time your orgasm so that:
A. Your partner climaxes first.
B. You both climax simultaneously.
C. You don’t miss ESPN Sports Center.
4. Passionate, spontaneous sex on the kitchen floor is:
A. Healthy, creative love-play..
B. Not the sort of thing your wife would agree to.
C. Not the sort of thing your wife needs to ever find out about.
5. Spending the whole night cuddling a woman you have just had sex with is:
A. The best part of the experience.
B. The second best part of the experience.
C. $100 extra.
6. Your wife/girlfriend says she’s gained five pounds in the last month. You tell her that it is:
A. Of no influence on your affectionate feelings for her.
B. Not a problem, she can join your gym.
C. A conservative estimate.
7. You think today’s sensitive, caring man is:
A. A myth.
B. An oxymoron.
C. A moron.
8. Foreplay is to sex as:
A. An appetizer is to entree.
B. Primer is to paint.
C. A long line is to an amusement park ride.
9. Which of the following are you most likely to find yourself saying at the end of a relationship?
A. I hope we can still be friends.
B. I’m not in right now, please leave a message at the beep.
C. Welcome to Dumpsville. Population, YOU.
10. A woman who is uncomfortable watching you masturbate:
A. Probably needs a little more time before she can cope with that sort of intimacy.
B. Is uptight and a waste of time.
C. Shouldn’t have sat next to you on the bus in the first place.
ok so this might possibly be one of the most hilarious things i've seen on here and i'm tempted to reply with answer C to all of em
Posted by: jd ddd40 Oct 25 2009, 08:07 PM
Current age:35
Are you straight, bi, or gay:bi
Age of first handjob (by someone else):15
Age of first blowjob:17
Position you prefer partner to be in when they give you BJ:what ever he wants
Have you ever been in a circle jerk:yup
How old were you when you first had sexual intercourse:16
How many sexual partners have you had:9
What is your favorite sexual position:doggy
Where's your favorite place to cum in or on (pussy/ass/face/breasts/etc):love to have it on my face and tits
Have you tried anal and how old were you when you did:yes/28
What do you prefer...pussy or anal:pussy for sure
How often do you masturbate:dont hubby takes care of all that
Do you like to be dominate or submissive:submissive mostly
What is something you've never tried but really want to:hmmmmm, mile high club for sure...maybe on my way to NYC...hmmm
Posted by: Opiatepoet Oct 25 2009, 09:59 PM
ok, this has me curious....why wouldn't it work out for you?
haha, best answer ever!
hahahaha.....that cracked me up!
yeah my love of oral sex has won me over a number of ladies I think i otherwise wouldnt stand much of a chance with heh.
As to why anal sex wouldnt work, i wasnt sure, so decided to call the friend who told me and asked, and she said that while Im not breaking any records on length, I might be a little thick for any first timers without taking it super slow, and that it might be best to just count that sort of thing out, or use my fingers/tongue ::grins:: guess thats what I get for being as big as I am, like I told the trucker on the other post, I too am 6'6" and am not scrawny by any definition. nice test by the way, very fun.
Posted by: burnt2ashes Oct 26 2009, 02:32 AM
hahahaha.....that cracked me up!
always glad when i can make you laugh chickie
Posted by: Kristi66083 Oct 26 2009, 09:16 AM
Current age: 32
Are you straight, bi, or gay: Bi all the way
Age of first handjob (by someone else): Well I dont have a penis but I was 16 when I gave my first.
Age of first blowjob: 17
Position you prefer partner to be in when they give you BJ: Well cant be given one but like to have him on his back so I can dominate him
Have you ever been in a circle jerk: I wouldn't say circle jerk, but have had a penis in each hand
How old were you when you first had sexual intercourse:16
How many sexual partners have you had: 4
What is your favorite sexual position: Cowgirl all the way
Where's your favorite place to cum in or on (pussy/ass/face/breasts/etc): On my boobs
Have you tried anal and how old were you when you did:Yes, I would say Mid 20's
What do you prefer...pussy or anal: Pussy
How often do you masturbate: A few times a week
Do you like to be dominate or submissive: DOMINATE
What is something you've never tried but really want to: Two guys at once its about the only thing I haven't done, or some of the girls on the site.
Posted by: taylorman666 Oct 26 2009, 01:09 PM
Current age: 30
Are you straight, bi, or gay: str8
Age of first handjob (by someone else): 13
Age of first blowjob:16
Position you prefer partner to be in when they give you BJ: 69
Have you ever been in a circle jerk:no
How old were you when you first had sexual intercourse:16
How many sexual partners have you had:6
What is your favorite sexual position:doggy (ruff)
Where's your favorite place to cum in or on (pussy/ass/face/breasts/etc):breasts
Have you tried anal and how old were you when you did:n
What do you prefer...pussy or anal:?
How often do you masturbate:3-5/wk
Do you like to be dominate or submissive:both
What is something you've never tried but really want to:sex in public
Posted by: JustMeinNC Jan 20 2010, 08:56 PM
Current age: 31
Are you straight, bi, or gay: bi
Age of first handjob (by someone else): I first gave one probably around 13...
Age of first blowjob: 14
Position you prefer partner to be in when yo give them a BJ: him on his back or me on my back w/him fucking my face (as much as guys love a woman on her knees...when your knees are as bad as mine...that has to be saved for special (or drunken) occasions lol)
Have you ever been in a circle jerk: nope...but as someone else said, I have had a dick in both hands
How old were you when you first had sexual intercourse: too young for sure
How many sexual partners have you had: plenty
What is your favorite sexual position: Him on top w/my legs on his shoulders...or doggy...I <3 getting fucked hard from behind
Where's your favorite place to cum in or on (pussy/ass/face/breasts/etc): pussy
Have you tried anal and how old were you when you did: yeah - 17 maybe
What do you prefer...pussy or anal: pussy - have REALLY got to be in a specific mood to want anal
How often do you masturbate: several times a week at this point...it's not scratching the itch either...damn-it.
Do you like to be dominate or submissive: submissive...most days.
What is something you've never tried but really want to: hmmm...that's hard...I've done lots that I wanted to...ooh...I know...I want to fuck at work...somebody sit me up on the lab bench & fuck the hell out of me...that would be fun =)
Posted by: johnny wadd Jan 20 2010, 09:34 PM
congratulations on your first post nc! it was a good one
Posted by: astral123 Jan 21 2010, 01:38 AM
Current age:25
Are you straight, bi, or gay:bi curious
Age of first handjob (by someone else):17
Age of first blowjob:17
Position you prefer partner to be in when they give you BJ: on my knees
Have you ever been in a circle jerk: no
How old were you when you first had sexual intercourse: 17
How many sexual partners have you had: 4
What is your favorite sexual position: doggy style
Where's your favorite place to cum in or on (pussy/ass/face/breasts/etc): on ass or boobs. I also swallow!
Have you tried anal and how old were you when you did: no anal yet
What do you prefer...pussy or anal: pussy
How often do you masturbate: a lot!
Do you like to be dominate or submissive: submissive
What is something you've never tried but really want to: Threesome with two guys.
Posted by: johnny wadd Jan 21 2010, 01:56 AM
Are you straight, bi, or gay:bi curious
Age of first handjob (by someone else):17
Age of first blowjob:17
Position you prefer partner to be in when they give you BJ: on my knees
Have you ever been in a circle jerk: no
How old were you when you first had sexual intercourse: 17
How many sexual partners have you had: 4
What is your favorite sexual position: doggy style
Where's your favorite place to cum in or on (pussy/ass/face/breasts/etc): on ass or boobs. I also swallow!
Have you tried anal and how old were you when you did: no anal yet
What do you prefer...pussy or anal: pussy
How often do you masturbate: a lot!
Do you like to be dominate or submissive: submissive
What is something you've never tried but really want to: Threesome with two guys.
Astral, yours reads like a wet dream
I'm moving to Kitchener! 
Posted by: ddd35 Jan 21 2010, 10:18 AM
[quote=JustMeinNC,Jan 20 2010, 06:56 PM]
Current age: 31
Are you straight, bi, or gay: bi
Age of first handjob (by someone else): I first gave one probably around 13...
Age of first blowjob: 14
Position you prefer partner to be in when yo give them a BJ: him on his back or me on my back w/him fucking my face (as much as guys love a woman on her knees...when your knees are as bad as mine...that has to be saved for special (or drunken) occasions lol)
Have you ever been in a circle jerk: nope...but as someone else said, I have had a dick in both hands
How old were you when you first had sexual intercourse: too young for sure
How many sexual partners have you had: plenty
What is your favorite sexual position: Him on top w/my legs on his shoulders...or doggy...I <3 getting fucked hard from behind
Where's your favorite place to cum in or on (pussy/ass/face/breasts/etc): pussy
Have you tried anal and how old were you when you did: yeah - 17 maybe
What do you prefer...pussy or anal: pussy - have REALLY got to be in a specific mood to want anal
How often do you masturbate: several times a week at this point...it's not scratching the itch either...damn-it.
Do you like to be dominate or submissive: submissive...most days.
What is something you've never tried but really want to: hmmm...that's hard...I've done lots that I wanted to...ooh...I know...I want to fuck at work...somebody sit me up on the lab bench & fuck the hell out of me...that would be fun =)
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A+ First post and test .
Posted by: ddd35 Jan 21 2010, 10:19 AM
Are you straight, bi, or gay:bi curious
Age of first handjob (by someone else):17
Age of first blowjob:17
Position you prefer partner to be in when they give you BJ: on my knees
Have you ever been in a circle jerk: no
How old were you when you first had sexual intercourse: 17
How many sexual partners have you had: 4
What is your favorite sexual position: doggy style
Where's your favorite place to cum in or on (pussy/ass/face/breasts/etc): on ass or boobs. I also swallow!
Have you tried anal and how old were you when you did: no anal yet
What do you prefer...pussy or anal: pussy
How often do you masturbate: a lot!
Do you like to be dominate or submissive: submissive
What is something you've never tried but really want to: Threesome with two guys.
HMM , No anal yet , and No 3 some ? May I volunteer ?
Posted by: tattooed_pariah Jan 22 2010, 12:02 PM
Current age: 27
Are you straight, bi, or gay: straight
Age of first handjob (by someone else): 16
Age of first blowjob: 16
Position you prefer partner to be in when they give you BJ: doesn't matter
Have you ever been in a circle jerk: no
How old were you when you first had sexual intercourse: 16
How many sexual partners have you had: 14
What is your favorite sexual position: from behind or on bottom
Where's your favorite place to cum in or on (pussy/ass/face/breasts/etc): mouth
Have you tried anal and how old were you when you did: no
What do you prefer...pussy or anal: pussy
How often do you masturbate: often
Do you like to be dominate or submissive: submissive
What is something you've never tried but really want to: hmm... i think i've tried most of what i would want to.. can't think of anything.
Posted by: digitalnights Jan 22 2010, 04:44 PM
Current age: 31
Are you straight, bi, or gay: Straight
Age of first handjob (by someone else): 18
Age of first blowjob: 18
Position you prefer partner to be in when they give you BJ: Eh. Not a big fan of em.
Have you ever been in a circle jerk: No
How old were you when you first had sexual intercourse: 17
How many sexual partners have you had: I lost count around 200
What is your favorite sexual position: Her on top
Where's your favorite place to cum in or on (pussy/ass/face/breasts/etc): Wherever she tells me to
Have you tried anal and how old were you when you did: 22
What do you prefer...pussy or anal: Either one
How often do you masturbate: couple times a week
Do you like to be dominate or submissive: Depends on the day
What is something you've never tried but really want to: Mile High
Posted by: lovelyjubblies Nov 29 2010, 08:15 PM
Current age:30
Are you straight, bi, or gay: bi
Age of first handjob (by someone else): 16
Age of first blowjob: 16
Position you prefer partner to be in when they give you BJ: givin a bj on my knees
Have you ever been in a circle jerk: no
How old were you when you first had sexual intercourse: 16
How many sexual partners have you had: 25
What is your favorite sexual position: doggy
Where's your favorite place to cum in or on (pussy/ass/face/breasts/etc): boobs
Have you tried anal and how old were you when you did: yes 25
What do you prefer...pussy or anal: anal
How often do you masturbate: twice a day
Do you like to be dominate or submissive: sub
What is something you've never tried but really want to: orgy
Posted by: ddd35 Nov 30 2010, 10:15 AM
Are you straight, bi, or gay: bi
Age of first handjob (by someone else): 16
Age of first blowjob: 16
Position you prefer partner to be in when they give you BJ: givin a bj on my knees
Have you ever been in a circle jerk: no
How old were you when you first had sexual intercourse: 16
How many sexual partners have you had: 25
What is your favorite sexual position: doggy
Where's your favorite place to cum in or on (pussy/ass/face/breasts/etc): boobs
Have you tried anal and how old were you when you did: yes 25
What do you prefer...pussy or anal: anal
How often do you masturbate: twice a day
Do you like to be dominate or submissive: sub
What is something you've never tried but really want to: orgy
There is alot of important information right there !!!
Posted by: NYCSweatermelons Dec 3 2010, 02:11 PM
Current age:30
Are you straight, bi, or gay: very bi
Age of first handjob (by someone else): 15
Age of first blowjob: 15
Position you prefer partner to be in when they give you BJ: I like bring on my knees
Have you ever been in a circle jerk: no
How old were you when you first had sexual intercourse: 15
How many sexual partners have you had: a lot :-)
What is your favorite sexual position: being on top, tits bouncing
Where's your favorite place to cum in or on (pussy/ass/face/breasts/etc): boobs
Have you tried anal and how old were you when you did: yes 18, with a guy who was 40.
What do you prefer...pussy or anal: def pussy
How often do you masturbate: daily
Do you like to be dominate or submissive: submissive
What is something you've never tried but really want to: sex with more than two guys
Posted by: ddd35 Dec 3 2010, 05:01 PM
Are you straight, bi, or gay: very bi
Age of first handjob (by someone else): 15
Age of first blowjob: 15
Position you prefer partner to be in when they give you BJ: I like bring on my knees
Have you ever been in a circle jerk: no
How old were you when you first had sexual intercourse: 15
How many sexual partners have you had: a lot :-)
What is your favorite sexual position: being on top, tits bouncing
Where's your favorite place to cum in or on (pussy/ass/face/breasts/etc): boobs
Have you tried anal and how old were you when you did: yes 18, with a guy who was 40.
What do you prefer...pussy or anal: def pussy
How often do you masturbate: daily
Do you like to be dominate or submissive: submissive
What is something you've never tried but really want to: sex with more than two guys
Another good bit of information here .
Posted by: peterpan Dec 3 2010, 08:18 PM
Are you straight, bi, or gay: bi
Age of first handjob (by someone else): 16
Age of first blowjob: 16
Position you prefer partner to be in when they give you BJ: givin a bj on my knees
Have you ever been in a circle jerk: no
How old were you when you first had sexual intercourse: 16
How many sexual partners have you had: 25
What is your favorite sexual position: doggy
Where's your favorite place to cum in or on (pussy/ass/face/breasts/etc): boobs
Have you tried anal and how old were you when you did: yes 25
What do you prefer...pussy or anal: anal
How often do you masturbate: twice a day
Do you like to be dominate or submissive: sub
What is something you've never tried but really want to: orgy
Wow.. You have some sexy answers.. You should post a few videos..
Posted by: peterpan Dec 3 2010, 08:20 PM
Are you straight, bi, or gay: very bi
Age of first handjob (by someone else): 15
Age of first blowjob: 15
Position you prefer partner to be in when they give you BJ: I like bring on my knees
Have you ever been in a circle jerk: no
How old were you when you first had sexual intercourse: 15
How many sexual partners have you had: a lot :-)
What is your favorite sexual position: being on top, tits bouncing
Where's your favorite place to cum in or on (pussy/ass/face/breasts/etc): boobs
Have you tried anal and how old were you when you did: yes 18, with a guy who was 40.
What do you prefer...pussy or anal: def pussy
How often do you masturbate: daily
Do you like to be dominate or submissive: submissive
What is something you've never tried but really want to: sex with more than two guys
Hey NYCSweatermelons.. haven't heard from you in a while.. Great answers. I can't believe you are just now taking this test.
Posted by: evade20 Dec 3 2010, 10:54 PM
Are you straight, bi, or gay: very bi
Age of first handjob (by someone else): 15
Age of first blowjob: 15
Position you prefer partner to be in when they give you BJ: I like bring on my knees
Have you ever been in a circle jerk: no
How old were you when you first had sexual intercourse: 15
How many sexual partners have you had: a lot :-)
What is your favorite sexual position: being on top, tits bouncing
Where's your favorite place to cum in or on (pussy/ass/face/breasts/etc): boobs
Have you tried anal and how old were you when you did: yes 18, with a guy who was 40.
What do you prefer...pussy or anal: def pussy
How often do you masturbate: daily
Do you like to be dominate or submissive: submissive
What is something you've never tried but really want to: sex with more than two guys
I'm in love!
Posted by: Shif88 Dec 4 2010, 03:25 AM
Well here goes nothing, the the baby will answer and await the laughter *hides* yes i know I'm an inexperienced man
P.S. Try not to laugh at me when reading this guys and gals (Talk about your mission impossibles)
Current age: 20
Are you straight, bi, or gay: Straight
Age of first handjob (by someone else): 18
Age of first blowjob: 18
Position you prefer partner to be in when they give you BJ: I give the ladies the option
Have you ever been in a circle jerk: Nope
How old were you when you first had sexual intercourse: 18
How many sexual partners have you had: 2
What is your favorite sexual position: Doggy
Where's your favorite place to cum in or on (pussy/ass/face/breasts/etc): Where ever I want to aim at =D
Have you tried anal and how old were you when you did: Haven't tried it yet....
What do you prefer...pussy or anal: Either
How often do you masturbate: Twice a week
Do you like to be dominate or submissive: I like to be dominate, but I have my times when I can be submissive
What is something you've never tried but really want to: Mmmm have a threesome with girls.
Posted by: NewAgeDragon Dec 21 2010, 12:40 PM
Current age:33
Are you straight, bi, or gay: Straight.
Age of first handjob (by someone else):
Age of first blowjob: 18
Position you prefer partner to be in when they give you BJ: 69 or on knees in front of me.
Have you ever been in a circle jerk: No.
How old were you when you first had sexual intercourse: 18.
How many sexual partners have you had: Math sucks. LOL!
What is your favorite sexual position: Doggy!
Where's your favorite place to cum in or on (pussy/ass/face/breasts/etc): Pussy and Tits.
Have you tried anal and how old were you when you did: Given, many times. 20 I think.
What do you prefer...pussy or anal: PUSSY!
How often do you masturbate: Several times a day.
Do you like to be dominate or submissive: Depends on the girl and the mood.
What is something you've never tried but really want to: Sex in the crowd at a Metal show.
Posted by: Someguy86 Dec 22 2010, 12:54 PM
Current age: 24
Are you straight, bi, or gay: Straight
Age of first handjob (by someone else): 15
Age of first blowjob: 16
Position you prefer partner to be in when they give you BJ: Her on her knees, me standing
Have you ever been in a circle jerk: nope
How old were you when you first had sexual intercourse: 18
How many sexual partners have you had: 12
What is your favorite sexual position: Doesn't matter to me, as long as we're both having fun
Where's your favorite place to cum in or on (pussy/ass/face/breasts/etc): In the pussy or on the face
Have you tried anal and how old were you when you did: 22
What do you prefer...pussy or anal :pussy
How often do you masturbate: 2 or 3 times a day
Do you like to be dominate or submissive: Dominant
What is something you've never tried but really want to: mile high club or face fucking a girl
Posted by: jrdroid Feb 3 2011, 03:01 AM
Me and my wife share this profile, so this is for me.
Current age: 22
Are you straight, bi, or gay: straight
Age of first handjob (by someone else): 18
Age of first blowjob: 19
Position you prefer partner to be in when they give you BJ: 69
Have you ever been in a circle jerk: no
How old were you when you first had sexual intercourse: 19
How many sexual partners have you had: 1
What is your favorite sexual position: cowgirl
Where's your favorite place to cum in or on (pussy/ass/face/breasts/etc): breasts or pussy, tough call
Have you tried anal and how old were you when you did: 21
What do you prefer...pussy or anal: Usually pussy
How often do you masturbate: 5-7 times a week, don't usually cum though
Do you like to be dominate or submissive: Very submissive (why I don't usually get to cum when I masturbate)
What is something you've never tried but really want to: My wife using a strap-on.
Posted by: ddd35 Feb 4 2011, 10:24 AM
Current age: 22
Are you straight, bi, or gay: straight
Age of first handjob (by someone else): 18
Age of first blowjob: 19
Position you prefer partner to be in when they give you BJ: 69
Have you ever been in a circle jerk: no
How old were you when you first had sexual intercourse: 19
How many sexual partners have you had: 1
What is your favorite sexual position: cowgirl
Where's your favorite place to cum in or on (pussy/ass/face/breasts/etc): breasts or pussy, tough call
Have you tried anal and how old were you when you did: 21
What do you prefer...pussy or anal: Usually pussy
How often do you masturbate: 5-7 times a week, don't usually cum though
Do you like to be dominate or submissive: Very submissive (why I don't usually get to cum when I masturbate)
What is something you've never tried but really want to: My wife using a strap-on.
okay you should clarify for us as to not cause great undo stress on yourself .
Question 4 did you recieve or give ?
Question 11 again gving or receiving ?
LOL just trying to hlep you out
Posted by: jrdroid Feb 4 2011, 07:55 PM
Question 4 did you recieve or give ?
Question 11 again gving or receiving ?
LOL just trying to hlep you out
Lol reciving on both. Though my wife was giving on both
Posted by: ddd35 Feb 6 2011, 08:51 AM
Ok that makes sense .
Posted by: hfwm69 Feb 20 2011, 11:44 AM
Current age: 49
Are you straight, bi, or gay: Straight
Age of first handjob (by someone else): 12
Age of first blowjob: 12
Position you prefer partner to be in when they give you BJ: Been 12 years so any position will do.
Have you ever been in a circle jerk: nope
How old were you when you first had sexual intercourse: 18
How many sexual partners have you had: I'm not telling
What is your favorite sexual position: Doggie or cowgirl
Where's your favorite place to cum in or on (pussy/ass/face/breasts/etc): Depends on if I'm just fucking, making love, or playing.
Have you tried anal and how old were you when you did: nope 49 year old virgin when it comes to Anal.
What do you prefer...pussy or Anal. Pussy of course, love the kitty
How often do you masturbate: 4 to 5 times a week
Do you like to be dominate or submissive: Dominant
What is something you've never tried but really want to: My female Friend.
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