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RMM Message Board _ Sex Talk _ It Finally Happened, I Am Bored Masturbating
Posted by: johnfreak Jan 13 2006, 02:12 AM
After many years of enjoyably fucking myself, I am sick of it. I Haven't been able to jerk off to porn for years now since all I think about is work when I see porn, which wasn't that big of a deal since I can just jerk off and relive all those memorable past hot fucking moments. Now that barely works anymore no matter how many of the ex GF's I toss in the room with cock.
I am sick of my plastic pahgynah's I been fucking, gone through a couple of em now and they get boring, and it takes me 20 or 30 minutes to get off on my own which is ridiculous for a guy jerking off, guys know what I mean.
WTF am I gonna do?
It takes me forever to get off with a girl which is not that big of a deal since it all feels good, but wacking off is just boring.
k, I'm not really looking for advice, I'm just venting. 
Posted by: Narazbad Jan 13 2006, 02:14 AM
damn..i do NOT envy being you...lol
Posted by: johnfreak Jan 13 2006, 02:19 AM
I know, right? And I'm single ATM too, so it really sucks.
Posted by: Narazbad Jan 13 2006, 02:22 AM
im sorry john...i really am. that fucking SUCKS hard...wish i knew a way to help....but im not that open minded, sorry! 
maybe bondi could lend a "helping hand" ?
Posted by: johnfreak Jan 13 2006, 02:24 AM
maybe bondi could lend a "helping hand" ?
while you watched?
Posted by: jrock8 Jan 13 2006, 02:26 AM
it sounds like all that's left is to kill yourself... i can't imagine life is fun anymore
Posted by: Narazbad Jan 13 2006, 02:26 AM
aah! bastard! even freeks on my ass now! lol
oh god im leaving myself open on this one..
Posted by: bondiguy Jan 13 2006, 02:27 AM
Naraz... first of all, why must u constantly drag me into your sexual fantasies? I said NO once... i won't change my mind!
Secondly freak... I believe porn is like violent movies/video games... you watch enough of the stuff you become de sensitized and you may need to get into some sort of fetish or hardcore stuff to get your rocks off
Posted by: johnfreak Jan 13 2006, 02:28 AM
yeah, gave up drugs (mostly) and drinking (mostly), all I had left was smoking and jerking off
Posted by: Narazbad Jan 13 2006, 02:28 AM
go back to drinking? maybe sex on the beach
Posted by: johnfreak Jan 13 2006, 02:28 AM
oh god im leaving myself open on this one..
haha, I won't even go there, it's implied though. (fag)
Posted by: Narazbad Jan 13 2006, 02:30 AM
your the one whos there freek....muwahhahaha
Posted by: johnfreak Jan 13 2006, 02:31 AM
Secondly freak... I believe porn is like violent movies/video games... you watch enough of the stuff you become de sensitized and you may need to get into some sort of fetish or hardcore stuff to get your rocks off
ehh, the shit I've worked on and seen, there's nothing left. Think I am going to start exploring the wonderful world of escorts.. once in a while I get a boner when I'm behind the camera and the girls doing a masturbation show.
Too bad it's gonna cost me $200 everytime I wanna pull the pud
Posted by: johnfreak Jan 13 2006, 02:33 AM
ehh, I just like freaking people out.. I can't even do a threesome (2 guys 1 girl), I'm 100% homophobic, so I'm secure in my lust for women. wait, that doesn't make sense.
Posted by: bondiguy Jan 13 2006, 02:35 AM
Too bad it's gonna cost me $200 everytime I wanna pull the pud
So you are like Jacqain Phoenix in 8mm?
Posted by: Narazbad Jan 13 2006, 02:35 AM
lol...does ANYTHING you say make sense?
Posted by: jrock8 Jan 13 2006, 02:35 AM
maybe b/c you said "yes" a dozen times before that one time you told him no?
Posted by: Narazbad Jan 13 2006, 02:35 AM
rofl
Posted by: bondiguy Jan 13 2006, 02:38 AM
Hey... I was young and Naive! haha
and Naz... the 8mm reference is a film about snuff movies, have you not seen it?
Posted by: Narazbad Jan 13 2006, 02:42 AM
i remember the movie but it didnt interest me enough to go see it
Posted by: bondiguy Jan 13 2006, 02:47 AM
Dude... great film!
Posted by: Narazbad Jan 13 2006, 02:49 AM
aah..so is american beauty
Posted by: bondiguy Jan 13 2006, 02:50 AM
aslo a great movie..... however, is that going to fix freak's problem? eh Mena Survari is kinda hot
Posted by: Narazbad Jan 13 2006, 02:51 AM
i was thinking more of the man behind the camera reference....
you know how hard it is to keep out-whoring you two bitches?
Posted by: bondiguy Jan 13 2006, 03:07 AM
i didn't know posting on the forums aroused you so much!
Posted by: Narazbad Jan 13 2006, 03:09 AM
oh yes...it does! dont you know thats why im always around??
Posted by: bondiguy Jan 13 2006, 03:11 AM
Posted by: Narazbad Jan 13 2006, 03:12 AM
muwahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaa
Posted by: paybarraman Jan 13 2006, 11:09 AM
John I feel for ya buddy...
But considering my lack of pussy, if I EVER reach this point....
I would expect my boys here to just put me outta my misery. Cause If I couldnt at least get myself off then what would the point of anything be?
Posted by: COMEDYMAN Jan 13 2006, 11:22 AM
Freak the next logical step is to begin killing prostites 
Posted by: Gnappster Jan 13 2006, 12:10 PM
that sucks freak. when your hobby becomes your fulltime job, it often loses it's novelty.
and when you're like 14, a girl in a bikini could get you off, then as you get older it's a naked chick, then it has to be a naked chick spread eagle, then a naked chick spread eagle getting fucked and so on and so forth. So with that progression I can see how you've reach the end and there really isn't anywhere left to progress to.
maybe you need to seek other sexual avenues. You work a lot in the visual, maybe sex letters or phone sex might help(and not FROM or with me either, couldnt leave myself wide open for that one).
and failing that, there's always midgets, amputees and farm animals. just saying is all.
Posted by: jrock8 Jan 13 2006, 01:44 PM
isn't that the thing that swells when men get older and makes you have to get up to pee like every hour at night?
Posted by: imagonsgirl Jan 13 2006, 03:39 PM
start killing? how about stop killing....thats why you called the freak
Posted by: johnfreak Jan 13 2006, 05:09 PM
To my defense, I always leave em a little alive when I'm done, a courtesy dump out of the car door at an ER is the least I can do
Posted by: Gnappster Jan 13 2006, 05:13 PM
always the consummate gentelman
Posted by: jrock8 Jan 13 2006, 06:21 PM
yeah... i hear he's always good for a reach-around too...
Posted by: belicked6924 Jan 13 2006, 06:44 PM
Hey whatever floats your boat gnappy.
Posted by: bondiguy Jan 13 2006, 06:56 PM
Well obviously!!! haha
Why don't you start trying this after sex.... take a dump on her chest!
Posted by: juicyboobs Jan 13 2006, 08:00 PM
mabe an obvious suggestion but maybe chatting to he ladies of rmm instead of the guys might be a help (really guys you are not helping)
sure there are plenty of ladies on here would try to stroke your fire.... if i am wrong then you can shoot me instead
Posted by: bondiguy Jan 13 2006, 09:54 PM
Posted by: Narazbad Jan 14 2006, 06:47 AM
ok....i have several avenues to travel down this one....
ok.....ive heard of jack the ripper....but did he get a name change to john recently?
(i know, lame as fuck, but read my 411 and realize i just got done hurling up every bit of food ive eaten today)
and amputees and midgets? wtfh are you doing to get off man! jesus christ gnappy! god....if your going to use a horse to choke your chicken....then yeah...maybe someone SHOULD shoot you! 
Posted by: Assfucker Jul 13 2006, 03:32 PM
Posted by: fellatiofiend18 Sep 2 2006, 01:02 AM
he was in that?? i only remember nic cage.......
Posted by: Narazbad Sep 2 2006, 02:34 AM
wait...what? we were talking about movies? i just got distracted by corts huge melons....*drools* can i get a few handfuls of those hun??
Posted by: bondiguy Sep 2 2006, 06:40 AM
He sure was.... He was the one to get Nicholas Cage into the underground porn scene
Posted by: fellatiofiend18 Sep 4 2006, 01:11 AM
haha! darling, you will definitely need a few handfuls
and of course you may! i would quite enjoy it.ohhhh that is correct. good eye good eye
great movie as well
Posted by: bondiguy Sep 4 2006, 01:39 AM
great movie as well
If it has got something to do with porn... I pay attention!
Posted by: fellatiofiend18 Sep 5 2006, 01:06 AM
yea well the type of porn depicted in that movie, if you enjoy it, is pretty sickening so in that case.....
ick!
Posted by: jrock8 Sep 5 2006, 11:53 AM
and of course you may! i would quite enjoy it.ohhhh that is correct. good eye good eye
great movie as well
were you responding to bondi or naraz there?
Posted by: Gnappster Sep 5 2006, 11:56 AM
ick!i guess he enjoys all the meats of the pornographic stew
hmmm... that leaves him open for some burns- oh well I'm just the messenger.
Posted by: bondiguy Sep 6 2006, 02:24 AM
Me... but it would have been far funnier if it were Naz
hmmm... that leaves him open for some burns- oh well I'm just the messenger.
I will pre empt any burn by saying... I am only watching the movies you sent me
Posted by: Bobaloo Sep 6 2006, 09:00 PM
hmmm... that leaves him open for some burns- oh well I'm just the messenger.
Speaking of meat, naraz told me bondi sends...
...Damn, I'm too late. He's already making excuses.
Posted by: bondiguy Sep 7 2006, 01:23 AM
...Damn, I'm too late. He's already making excuses.
Attack is always the best from of defence
Posted by: Gnappster Sep 7 2006, 12:20 PM
That's the American way
Posted by: bondiguy Sep 8 2006, 12:00 AM
Even when they aren't defending
and spotted
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