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Posted by: jackyoulike Dec 19 2005, 06:58 PM

Back row in the cinema for me.

Posted by: Puppet Dec 19 2005, 10:25 PM

Park bench lots of people around....
party with lots of people around...
2 girls same time


ummmm.. i have more problems thinking where I HAVEN'T done IT!

Posted by: jrock8 Dec 20 2005, 02:44 AM

BEST location? really, isn't ANY location damn good?



(but if i have to contribute, i would say in my g/f's walk-in closet at her parents' house when we visited them last summer)

Posted by: Puppet Dec 20 2005, 03:06 AM

that brings up a whole new topic.. doing it in your parents bed....... GUILTY

Posted by: jrock8 Dec 20 2005, 03:08 AM

god... i really hope your parents weren't involved

Posted by: Ratt Dec 20 2005, 05:19 AM

On the rim of the *dare I say*... famous... Blue Lake (Mt. Gambier, South Australia)... Lots of *hot* joggers, and some gobbie as well... sweet...

Posted by: COMEDYMAN Dec 20 2005, 06:57 AM

Best Blowjob I ever got was at the end of my cock..... she tried it on my shoulder... just didnt have the same affect


Best B/J i ever got was at an office party in the kitchen area.... she dropped to her knees right after i walked up behind her and made some clever quip. she was drunk and pretty sexy ... she smirked and unzipped my pants... suprisingly no one came in on us the entire time... but the fact someone might was pretty hot..

Posted by: juicy_DD Dec 20 2005, 07:03 AM

anywhere for me

Posted by: COMEDYMAN Dec 20 2005, 07:09 AM

cool Juicy then do your next Blowjob at my place

Posted by: Imagirlwatcher Dec 20 2005, 06:54 PM

I dunno, it feels great just about anywhere you can get it. Although when I'm driving, it does add a little excitement.

Posted by: Gnappster Dec 20 2005, 07:03 PM

out in the woods while camping...it took that dude FOREVER to cum.



(comedyman stole my joke so I had to come up with something)

but my serious response would in the shower, nothing like an extra wet BJ.

Posted by: belicked6924 Dec 20 2005, 08:05 PM

In the middle of the dance floor at a club. The police officers were kind enough not to kick us out till she finished.

Posted by: sweetnsexy Dec 20 2005, 10:52 PM

Early morning, when you are not sure whether he is awake and enjoying, or reacting to subconscious stimulation......

Posted by: Imagirlwatcher Dec 20 2005, 10:58 PM

God, you so absolutely rock.

Posted by: jrock8 Dec 21 2005, 02:07 AM

well i don't think it was anywhere daring, but i just got one on my bed...

Posted by: bondiguy Dec 21 2005, 03:28 AM

I have always enjoyed a driving blowjob... you drive, she blows! Its simple but great

Posted by: jrock8 Dec 21 2005, 03:31 AM

shifter always gets in her way when we've tried it... oh well, if at first you don't succeed...

Posted by: bondiguy Dec 21 2005, 03:40 AM

Im lucky enough to drive a company car which is an automatic gearbox

Posted by: Ratt Dec 21 2005, 04:30 AM

Too true fella... It was definately one of the better bits of "Gobbie" I ever got... Traffic lights next to a cop was kinda interesting too...

Posted by: Gnappster Dec 21 2005, 11:40 AM

aka Road Head

nothing passes the time on a long trip better

Posted by: bondiguy Dec 22 2005, 12:49 AM

Ahh... I see someone has enjoyed the privilage! Drive on Gnappy... Drive on

Posted by: countryboykalamazoo Jan 4 2006, 04:52 AM

In my truck is good, but the best was in a department store after hours in the bedding department, that was hot

Posted by: bondiguy Jan 6 2006, 12:48 AM

As the topic asks your best blowjob location, as in the location of your best blowjob, I'd probably have to say at home!

Yeah I have had it sucked in alot of cool and weird places but just from the sheer quantity of home blowjobs, surely one of those were the best!

Posted by: Lynette Mar 8 2006, 04:32 PM

I gave one once to a college boyfriend in a maintanence closet in the Los Angeles County Municpal Courts building while there to pay a trafic ticket.

Posted by: paybarraman Mar 8 2006, 04:33 PM

Why couldnt you be my next door neighbor?

Posted by: numba1fan Mar 8 2006, 04:38 PM

I think puppet might have said it already but............
best spot/location was between two girls!!!!

Posted by: Isaac_Putin Mar 8 2006, 10:23 PM

The best blowjob location is directly on the penis.

Posted by: closeup Mar 9 2006, 02:11 PM

It looks like you don't mind sharing. Were you the "extra" person in this threesome. or was she? It almost looks like a competition. And the guy is the winner.

Posted by: thenewguy Mar 9 2006, 04:47 PM

omg- if your in that pic...

Anyway, once had reverse road head, she was driving so I took the wheel while she leaned over. it was a bit too scary to enjoy.

Posted by: paybarraman Mar 9 2006, 04:49 PM

GOD!!!!! I wanna be that dude!!!!

Posted by: Lynette Mar 9 2006, 08:52 PM

I was the extra... And everyone won.

Posted by: sexysotslad Mar 9 2006, 08:57 PM

must say lynette the pic is great who is the friend x

Posted by: Isaac_Putin Mar 9 2006, 10:26 PM

Lynette has beautiful tapered fingers....I also like the straight, dark hair.

Posted by: natalie Mar 9 2006, 11:14 PM

I think when it comes to sexual prowress and sexual maturity Lynette thrashes all our asses!!!!Go girl!

Posted by: Lynette Mar 10 2006, 03:42 PM

Here's a good location... A boyfriend and I once took a car trip to central California with these friend's of ours. We took separate cars and followed them for the most part. But when I saw something going on in the front seat of their car ahead of us, I told my boyfriend to pass them. That's when I got this shot. I guess ANY place is a great location. LOL!

Posted by: paybarraman Mar 10 2006, 03:43 PM

why can i not meet women like you lynette?

Posted by: diane26 Mar 10 2006, 05:20 PM

The BJ in a car thing I have done but it sort of scares me. I knew someone that lost control of the car and crashed it while getting head. I dunno.

Posted by: bondiguy Mar 10 2006, 07:01 PM

Was it a "head on" collision?

Posted by: Lynette Mar 10 2006, 08:30 PM

ROYFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: diane26 Mar 10 2006, 08:34 PM

head on enough that he died the girl lived and she has never been ok since she blames herself for distracting him.

Posted by: Lynette Mar 10 2006, 10:20 PM

You hear one of these stories out of potentially, What?... one or two hundred thousand car blow jobs? How many people cross the street as opposted to how many get hit while doing it? You can't go through life being affraid of everything. Geeeze! You'll never have any fun. Life's all about taking risks.

Posted by: closeup Mar 10 2006, 10:32 PM

I drive a 1100cc 100 horsepower motorcycle and if I've heard one story about someone being scraped of the pavement, I've heard a thousand. Lynette is right, life is a risk. The ulimate goal isn't to play it safe and live a long time, it's to enjoy the only time that you have. Which is right this moment. Everything else is a hope or a wish. Carpe Diem.

Posted by: diane26 Mar 10 2006, 10:34 PM

Who is going through life being afriad of everything?? I think I missed that post.


As I stated I have given road head. But after seeing a crash from a drunk killing an innocent bystandard and knowing someone else that died this way I just have a new outlook on what people should be focused on in a car that has the potential to wipe out an entire family for some innocent fun.

Getting a BJ the guy is gonna be distracted at some point would hate to see him loose control and instead of a light poll hit the family in another car killing there kids.


SO many people have an issue with people driving and talking on cell phones for this same reason.

Anyway I am not someone scared of much and I have taken many risks in my day and I am not even very old. Been through a whole hell of a lot in my short time thus far. In that time you grow up and gain new perspective on things and being careless behind the whell of something that wieghs thousands of pounds and can kill anyone around it I just think is idiotic.

What people do with there lives is there business its when they are risking my life and my kids in the process I got some issues. But anyway I will step off my soap box now. I was simply giving a differant insite to the whole road head scenario I doubt it will make anyone stop and think twice next time they are on the freeway but hey at least I tried. But please Lynn don't try to assume you know anything about me or my risk taking adventures of living my life scared off me not thinking road head is a smart idea. Thanks.


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Posted by: numba1fan Mar 10 2006, 10:38 PM

I definitely agree with both views. Having raced motorcycles, downhill mtb, and freestyle bmx, its all about the adrenaline rush! However since becoming a parent a lot of views have changed. You only have 1 life to live and sometimes you have to sit back and overlook your priorities. I would never tell someone else there view is wrong or weird......its just THEIR view....to each their own.

Posted by: diane26 Mar 10 2006, 10:40 PM

Ok you know what there is a differance between living life and having fun and risking the life of others.

If it was your daughter they were scrapping off the fucking road cause you were having a little fun I am sure you wouldnt have that care free attitude when peoples fun interfers with the life of others.


there is a differance between living life and having fun and also being responsible.

Posted by: numba1fan Mar 10 2006, 10:45 PM

And to get this thread back on topic I would say the WEIRDEST spot i have got a blowjob was on the back stairs of a church.
And that day gods name was Natalie.

Posted by: diane26 Mar 10 2006, 10:48 PM

The wierdest place I seen a BJ given was smack dab in the middle of english class then the teacher was out when I lived in Virginia.

Posted by: numba1fan Mar 10 2006, 10:49 PM

Posted by: diane26 Mar 10 2006, 10:58 PM

It was the first time I saw a dick up close or in person. There was this dude telling this girl to suck his dick and she was like pull the shit out and he sure fucking did it was HUGE and she started sucking it I was never the same after that

Posted by: Lynette Mar 11 2006, 06:24 PM

[B][COLOR=purple] Diane,
I think ou may have misinterpretid my intent with that post. It wasn't aimed at you personally. It was directed toward anyone out there that goes through life hesitantly. Ever since I can remember I'VE always been the one called "crazy" by friends and family. I grew up in Tahiti. surfed all my life, riden the pipeline and big wednesday in Hawaii, skydived, taken Nascar driving schll and been certfied as a driver for class 'B' events, gone on every roller coaster I could get on, rockclimbed, and bungi-jumped. I'm what's known as a pure adreneline junkie. That's why I cant understant why people won't take risks in order to experience everything they can brfore they die. Life's too short to sit on my ass. Of course, I don't have children. If I did, my outlook would probably be a lot different. My take on this sort of thing on is NOT for everyone, I know. But, for those who don't have anything to lose...why not?
*KISS*
Lyn
[B][COLOR=purple]

Posted by: diane26 Mar 11 2006, 06:35 PM

I am a bit of an adrienliene Junkie myself and still am the differance is when you sky dive or bunjee jump or taking those other risks surfing what have you it is your life you are putting at risk.

When you are driving a vehicle or a passanger and distracting the driver it is ALL OF OUR lives you are putting at risk that was what I was simply getting across.

I am all for dares and fun and taking risks its what my friends no me best for but since having my own children I wont let my fun risk the lives of others.

Posted by: bondiguy Mar 11 2006, 10:27 PM

Thank you thank you... I am here all week!

Swriously though if done in the right environment and conditions car head is as good as any head you will recieve with the bonus thrill of driving. It's not something you'd do in a blizzard but hey... each to their own.

Driving in itself is a very sexual experience

Posted by: diane26 Mar 12 2006, 05:03 AM

Posted by: UncleBuck Mar 12 2006, 12:28 PM

long live road head definately a great way to pass the time.... have to say the best/funniest blowjob I ever got was in a elevator very drunk got in didnt remember to press floor button my girl goes down doing the deed door opens bellhop comes in my girl doesnt flinch....then realizes we are not alone we continue in room later

Posted by: clincar Mar 12 2006, 09:48 PM

Diane, I agree! It scares the shit out of me too. There's enough to worry about on the roads as it is!

Posted by: clincar Mar 12 2006, 09:55 PM

Hubby loves climbing rock faces! the weirdest place I've ever given a blow job was 160 foot up a rock face, dangling on a piece of 11mm rope! Boy that was some sort of risk as he was making sure I didn't fall

Posted by: UncleBuck Mar 12 2006, 11:23 PM

Wait a minute you will give head hanging 160ft from a piece of rope but road head scares you?
Good for you though that is a experience I think few could top, I hope you had a good grip on something in case you slipped lol

Posted by: foghorn Mar 12 2006, 11:32 PM

i think i'll start rock climbing

Posted by: diane26 Mar 12 2006, 11:47 PM

I think the point being missed here is giving road head is risking OTHERS LIVES. It isnt just your own life you are playing with it is the life of everyone around you and to me that is when a line is crossed. You want to play around with your own life that is your business but if I am on the road with my kids and the car next to me decides to do a little road head or whatever other idiotic things they decide to do it is me and my children that are gonna maybe die because of it. Look how many wrecks are caused by people talking on cell phones and not paying attention are you gonna honestly sit here and tell me while recieving a blow job you are gonna be fully focused on driving?????

Posted by: UncleBuck Mar 12 2006, 11:51 PM

point well taken....be responsible don't suck and drive! MABJ

Posted by: diane26 Mar 12 2006, 11:54 PM

What does the MA stand for??

Sorry for going on about this it is the "mom" coming out in me and all the stuff I have seen.

Posted by: UncleBuck Mar 12 2006, 11:57 PM

Here in canada we have M.others A.gainst D.runk D.riving MADD
so my twist M.others A.gainst B.low J.obs

Posted by: natalie Mar 12 2006, 11:57 PM

Mothers Against Blow Jobs????

Posted by: natalie Mar 12 2006, 11:58 PM

Looks like we posted at the same time!!

Posted by: UncleBuck Mar 12 2006, 11:59 PM

Yes...Yes... great minds think alike
just kidding

Posted by: diane26 Mar 13 2006, 12:02 AM

Ok we have MADD here as well but I would say MARH cause it isnt about against blow jobs just ones when driving on the road with others around:P

Posted by: UncleBuck Mar 13 2006, 12:05 AM

marh? its late tell me please

Posted by: UncleBuck Mar 13 2006, 12:09 AM

by the way still thinking about that artsy pick shot on the bed...... sweet

Posted by: diane26 Mar 13 2006, 12:12 AM

MARH= Mothers Against Road Head

Posted by: UncleBuck Mar 13 2006, 12:19 AM

right brain running slow need sleep long day
speaking of head
tell me one day about the tounge vibrator if you ever got it or if it worked

Posted by: diane26 Mar 13 2006, 12:25 AM

Ohhhhh yes got it and yes worked Husbands complaint was that it took away from what he loved and that was the sensation using his tongue cause it was past the tongue a bit so I suggested banding it to his finger so he can do both without having to hold the vib part and he enjoys it as well as me much better that way now.


I am currently studying the nervous system make sure you get your REM's in your sleep tonight those are the most crucial part of sleep to keep your brain in tip top order.

Posted by: UncleBuck Mar 13 2006, 12:27 AM

but could you use this as well as you give gave head

Posted by: diane26 Mar 13 2006, 12:39 AM

Me probably not I have a hard enough time witht he whole head thing He is looking foward to tuesday maybe I will put it on my finger to see if it feels good on his boys while giving head.

Posted by: bondiguy Mar 13 2006, 01:23 AM

Close you eyes and picture this... or grab a pen and paper and sketch the images that come into your head...

A car... travelling at high speed, and the wind thot flows over the top of the car and underneath the car... it almost hugs it, covers it, caresses it.

Sketch the above and see what it looks like

Posted by: diane26 Mar 13 2006, 01:29 AM

The roads must feel a lot differant in aussie world.

Posted by: bondiguy Mar 13 2006, 01:32 AM

yeah they are pretty sweet haha

Do u see the picture though?

If you ever dream of driving it is a dream about sex

Posted by: diane26 Mar 13 2006, 01:34 AM

Just not seeing it man

Posted by: Isaac_Putin Mar 13 2006, 01:39 AM

I think a lot of people associated "power" cars with sex because of the strong roar and vibrations of a powerful V8/V10/V12 engine. Also being enveloped in soft leather seats. Working a stick shift, with its smooth, bulbous head.

Posted by: diane26 Mar 13 2006, 01:43 AM

LOL maybe it is a guy thing i got the leather seats and done well 110 was all I could do before car was acting funny *that was the car I had up until a month ago* the husband says the new one has more power but anyway I don't know but never associated the two.

Posted by: bondiguy Mar 13 2006, 01:52 AM

forgive my lack of skill with paint

but here......

Posted by: diane26 Mar 13 2006, 02:00 AM

This is the USof A here


Notice the Birds and Rocks flying at your wiendshield or whatever else the car in front of you is flyhing up at you and our smooth roads. Also we got traffic it aint often you can just breeeze down the road.

Posted by: bondiguy Mar 13 2006, 02:13 AM

haha thank captain whats his name for the state of your roads! haha

That was actually very funny.... but I hope you see my point

Posted by: diane26 Mar 13 2006, 02:38 AM

I can try to see it and glad I made you laugh that was my intent. Had I been better at paint I would have added the bumper to bumper traffic.

Posted by: Gnappster Mar 13 2006, 01:17 PM

I think Diane's pic has an STD

Posted by: diane26 Mar 13 2006, 01:22 PM

It wouldnt be the USA if it didn't

Ugh time for class later peeps.

Posted by: Gnappster Mar 13 2006, 01:35 PM

Since we're sharing artwork, here's mine.
Let me walk you through it. This is the door. He goes through that. ... This is the roof.... This happy character here is the sun. He shines down on the house, see?

Posted by: SKULLZ0MBIE Mar 13 2006, 01:48 PM

Any time and any where is the best blowjob location
The wildest place I have goten a BJ was at the Baseball park, still watching the game My date, just wanted to play too

Posted by: diane26 Mar 13 2006, 05:52 PM

Posted by: bondiguy Mar 14 2006, 06:57 PM

some of your best work Gnappy

Posted by: Gnappster Mar 14 2006, 06:59 PM

a thousand thank yous

Posted by: bondiguy Mar 14 2006, 07:05 PM

credit where it is due.... i just laugh at how this shit comes to your head!

Posted by: bigsexylabia Apr 3 2006, 02:41 AM

on the wall in front of the beach,in caba san lucas,i was piss drunk on tequila so was she and it was about 2.30 in the afternoon.

Posted by: Lynette Apr 10 2006, 01:22 PM

Movie theater.

Posted by: jokermuss May 1 2006, 11:27 AM

Received, in the driver's seat of car while paying a $2 toll with a $20 bill. What a wonderful woman!

Posted by: evade20 May 2 2006, 01:47 PM

Now you're goin to tell me that it was the toll collecter that gave you head in change...

Posted by: jokermuss May 2 2006, 02:16 PM

nah, the he wasn't really my type. But, he did laugh a little. I bet they have seen it all.

Posted by: evade20 May 2 2006, 05:01 PM

Great reply! and a good story!

I don't know if 'road sex' is the "best" blow job location, but it has happened to me twice and they were both memorable.

Posted by: jokermuss May 2 2006, 05:11 PM

yeah, I swear my wife picked out our newest vehicle cuz it has a very high center console and eliminates the possibility of "road head"!

Posted by: Bobaloo May 2 2006, 05:13 PM

Yeah, I would guess that it would be pretty memorable after getting lumps on your head brought about by a steering wheel.

Posted by: diane26 May 2 2006, 05:20 PM

Us woman are so smart. Gotta give us that.

Posted by: Gnappster May 2 2006, 05:42 PM

and BAM!

Posted by: evade20 May 3 2006, 01:39 PM

Bobaloo,

That sounds like the the voice of experience...Banged your head a few times, have you?

Posted by: Bobaloo May 3 2006, 02:42 PM

Yeah, once or twice. diane and I were using that sex swing of hers and we forgot to turn off the ceiling fan.

Posted by: evade20 May 3 2006, 03:04 PM

Ouch.... You have to watch Diane...She's a hot one.

Posted by: jokermuss May 3 2006, 03:15 PM

Who are you kidding? You love pleasing your man.

Posted by: diane26 May 3 2006, 07:24 PM

I dunno if I would say all that




Booo its not my fault you did not turn off the fan Like I said

Posted by: LikesThemAll May 3 2006, 07:32 PM

was in an air conditioned room. the alternating cool air/warm mouth was awesome. very tingly and made me cum.

Posted by: Bobaloo May 4 2006, 10:49 AM

Not a problem, Diane. I couldn't concentrate on anything other than you anyway. I didn't notice the lumps till the next day

Posted by: scharferfeger77 May 30 2006, 01:49 AM

I love to give head on a beach. It started a couple of years ago on an Ibiza beach during a party. Don't know the guy's name anymore but I sure know that I enjoyed sucking him of there very much.

And - to add to the discussion - I do love road blowjobs, too, and often give them. But I make guys stop the car somewhere before they freak out...

Posted by: ndboxer May 30 2006, 12:47 PM

No need to stop thats why you set the cruise and hope for very little traffic. After awhile you get better at the driving part.

Posted by: Bobaloo May 31 2006, 11:41 AM

I think I would like to go on a road trip with Scharferfeger. Maybe a beach tour road trip!!!

Whaddya say??

Posted by: scharferfeger77 Jun 1 2006, 01:50 AM

Oh, you are most welcome :-) If you can stand the heat...

by the way - just gave a bj half an hour ago. My bf goes away over the weekend, so he got one for the road....:-) I think he enjoyed...

Posted by: numba1fan Jun 1 2006, 02:04 AM

hmmmmmmm...so your boyfriend leaves a hottie like you all alone over the weekend????

Posted by: Bobaloo Jun 1 2006, 11:28 AM

Oh, I can stand it. And let me tell ya, there's no reason to be alone over the weekend!!!

Posted by: scharferfeger77 Jun 1 2006, 01:19 PM

Oh yes, he leaves me alone!!! So what would you suggest that I should do....:-)????

Posted by: ndboxer Jun 1 2006, 06:07 PM

ME!!

Posted by: scharferfeger77 Jun 2 2006, 02:10 AM

Nice idea, but you are too far from Vienna for the weekend. I rather thought about any suggestions what I should do here.....:----)))) Actually I'd need something like that:

Posted by: Assfucker Jun 2 2006, 08:44 AM

Parking lot at Coors Field (Denver CO) during a game in the middle of the day.....not to completion though as I bent her over the hood of the car and finished in her pussy

Posted by: ndboxer Jun 2 2006, 10:39 AM

You could invite some of your girl friends over znd let us enjoy the pics

Posted by: I_screw_scharferfeger Jun 7 2006, 02:43 PM

Oh yes - I rembember this bj. I thought I might go crazy. She really drained me out, believe me.

Posted by: Just Hangin Jun 7 2006, 03:42 PM

Received in the back of a cab heading to the hotel from a wedding (20 minute drive).Got there payed the cabby and she continued blowing me in the elevator until the the door opened and she led me to our room by my cock and well what a
finish ,you may have seen some of the pics





Then there was this time at band camp

Posted by: foxy lady Jun 7 2006, 05:02 PM

You forgot to mention all the hockey players that were in the hallway when the elevator door opened....made me even hungrier for your cock baby

Posted by: evade20 Jun 7 2006, 06:07 PM

Pics hell, I want movies!!!!

Posted by: Just Hangin Jun 8 2006, 03:23 PM

Good then lets go watch a hockey game

Posted by: Lynette Aug 11 2010, 07:23 PM

In a fitting room at Macy's.

Posted by: evade20 Aug 11 2010, 09:20 PM

Posted by: ddd35 Aug 13 2010, 11:23 AM

Awesome

Posted by: ddd35 Aug 13 2010, 11:24 AM

In the middle of corn field ,On a Hot August evening

Posted by: Lynette Aug 13 2010, 10:04 PM

On the bow of a boat during a fishing trip.

Posted by: allnaturalguy Aug 13 2010, 10:18 PM

In the backseat of my '73 Chevy Nova. AAAAAAHHHHH!!!!! Those were the days.

Posted by: Lynette Aug 15 2010, 03:19 PM

I'll see your back seat, and raise you the top step of a swimming pool.

Posted by: hugetitfan88 Aug 15 2010, 03:42 PM

How about in the parking lot of my high school in an '86 Ford Ranger? lol

Posted by: allnaturalguy Aug 15 2010, 08:58 PM

In the ocean at sunset and also at sunrise. Heaven on earth.

Posted by: misschickie Aug 17 2010, 01:50 AM

at a resort in mexico. hubby bought me a bracelet from a vendor, and placed it on my wrist while we were in the huge shower... and in my slightly drunken state, i was overjoyed at this $15 item, got on my knees and yadda, yadda...cum down my throat.

Posted by: verysexzy4you Aug 17 2010, 02:29 AM

ill up you one with my back seat at a drive in movie...with 2 cars next to us(SUV's) with kids in them lol...Opps!

Posted by: evade20 Aug 17 2010, 03:34 AM

That's called sex education.

Posted by: FreakyShinnizle Aug 17 2010, 10:51 PM

Now I've got two questions...
1. How drunk do I need to get you?
2. How much do I need to spend on you?

It could be our breakthrough!

Posted by: ddd35 Aug 21 2010, 10:17 AM

WOW and i offered you a $20 bracelet ,and i didnt get a BJ ..LOL

Posted by: peterpan Aug 24 2010, 08:23 PM

Was it the resort, slightly drunken state, or the bracelet.. I can match all three for you... LOL

Posted by: digitalnights Aug 27 2010, 08:56 PM

Will that work for me too babe?

Posted by: Lovesbigracks Sep 8 2010, 06:18 PM

The driver's seat. I've always enjoyed getting Road Head.

Posted by: evade20 Sep 8 2010, 06:39 PM

Yeah, It is best when you're doing about 75 miles an hour on an interstate highway.... Of course it ain't bad when you're going down the main street of a small town in the middle of the night trying not to give it away with your big shit-eating grin!

Posted by: Lovesbigracks Sep 9 2010, 01:58 AM

Drafting a semi while people pass without a clue. Good times, but I haven't been on a road trip in too long.

Posted by: ddd35 Sep 9 2010, 09:07 AM

No kidding , BAck in high school class mate of mine was getting head while driving down main street and just as he climaxed he must have closed his eyes and hit the town cops personal car out in front of his house . and the worst part he about got his dick bit off at the time of impact !!!Talk about anti climax .

Posted by: UncleBuck Sep 9 2010, 04:43 PM

Well that reminds of the time I went for an x-ray and this HOT lady tech ......


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Posted by: ddd35 Sep 9 2010, 06:54 PM

Now that is a cool pic

Posted by: evade20 Sep 10 2010, 01:25 AM

A picture of health!

Posted by: Lynette Sep 10 2010, 05:01 PM

Three weeks ago in one of those private, corporate owned, season boxes at Dodger stadium. We were all alone because we got there early, I locked the door from the inside, and it seemed like a really good idea at the time. The team was on the field getting warmed up, but my date was in a plush seat with a cold drink getting over-heated. LOL!

Posted by: evade20 Sep 10 2010, 05:35 PM

Definitely a good idea!!!!!

Posted by: misschickie Sep 10 2010, 07:33 PM

haha, though a little creepy

Posted by: theinfamousjax Sep 11 2010, 03:00 AM

in chickie's kitchen

Posted by: hugetitfan88 Sep 11 2010, 10:54 AM

Bragger, lol (Bravo though)

Posted by: DesireKristi Sep 11 2010, 03:55 PM

Although I've done it in a lot of places already mentioned my fav was on a third story balchony at a hotel overlooking the lake. People in the rooms next to us watched a bit from there balcony and you could hear the boats honking as they went by.

Posted by: stareingharder Sep 11 2010, 06:12 PM

I would love having you do that to me.

Posted by: fun4us94 Sep 12 2010, 01:13 PM

the best place to get a blowjob is the last place you got a blowjob....that is until the next blowjob you get then that becomes the best place and so on and so on....its neverending as long as you keep getting blowjobs....

Posted by: Lynette Sep 16 2010, 10:57 PM

Played hookie today from anything resembling work. Went to the beach with the guy I went out with last weekend and ended up in the Santa Cruz area. I don't know if finding a cave in the rocks at the beach and sucking his dick there qualifies as a great location or not, but it was great none-the-less. I decided a that I was going to attempt to administer the best blow job I have ever given on this guy. I swear, I sucked so hard for so long that my chest actually started to ache. It seemed like it took longer than it actually did, but I'm pretty sure it only took less than ten minutes or so for him to cum in my mouth (I even stopped at one point to tell him that I'd prefer it if he did). It must have been good, he told me afterward that he'd never had anyone do it anywhere near that good before. I'm sure that's kind of a standard line for you guys, but I'd still like to believe him anyway.

Posted by: LikesThemToo Sep 17 2010, 06:20 AM

it probably is a standard line (sounds like something i'd say especially since I've had so few) but I'd also be inclined to believe he was telling you the truth as well.

Posted by: evade20 Sep 17 2010, 06:41 AM

It may be the best he has ever had.... but that is no reason to stop trying to improve!!!!

Posted by: Lynette Sep 17 2010, 07:32 PM

LOL!!! OH! I like doing it WAY too much to stop tryin'.

Posted by: misschickie Sep 18 2010, 02:04 AM

my jaw always starts to hurt before anything else...but then again, it takes me about 20-30 mins to give a proper BJ, I like to take my time and when he does blow, its fanfuckingtastic.

Posted by: evade20 Sep 18 2010, 03:43 AM

Next!!!!!

Posted by: FreakyShinnizle Sep 18 2010, 10:08 AM

I have hours to spend!

Posted by: Lynette Sep 18 2010, 10:33 PM

Well, either your facial muscles are out of shape (maybe you don't do it often enough to strngthen those muscles) or you're man's cock is way too big around for you. The question is... Do you swallow EVERY time?

Posted by: misschickie Sep 19 2010, 12:20 AM

facial muscles out of shape? lmao. not likely, dear.

of course i do. that is a guys question.

Posted by: theinfamousjax Sep 19 2010, 12:28 AM

ill gladly volunteer to help you work em out more though

Posted by: misschickie Sep 19 2010, 12:55 AM

lol, i'd be glad to 'practice' on you.

Posted by: theinfamousjax Sep 19 2010, 12:56 AM

just tell me when and where sexy

Posted by: FreakyShinnizle Sep 19 2010, 02:04 AM

Lol, you're already major league stuff

Posted by: Lastcall1984 Dec 8 2010, 12:18 AM

Man, what's a guy got to do to meet ladies like you?

Posted by: Buck Turgidson Dec 8 2010, 12:53 AM

LOL. Inside of every woman, there is hidden a little bedroom slut. When it's time for her to come out, she will suck you off like you wouldn't believe.

~

In all of my experience, the most conservative looking women have always been the nastiest(in a GOOD way!) in bed, filling her mouth with cum and watching her ever so carefully seal it in with her lips as she holds it all in her mouth and swallows, even getting every last drop out with her tongue. One one girl sticks out in my memories, she had a talent for telling me what I ate, simply by tasting my cum.

Posted by: ddd35 Dec 8 2010, 10:55 AM

WOW

Posted by: evade20 Dec 17 2012, 09:59 PM

BUMP!

This might be one of the funniest threads on RMM!

Posted by: melonmassager Dec 18 2012, 12:24 AM

there are skills when it comes to b/j's and some are just a matter of practice, but to be able to identify the foods one recently has eaten is probably one of the most rare skills that only a jedi master black belt blow job expert may aspire to achieve.

Posted by: chickennbiscuits Dec 19 2012, 10:52 PM

Best I ever received was in the back of a crowded shuttle bus on the way back to the hotel from a fancy dinner. She was sitting on one side of me and an old guy was on the other side. It was so dark in the back of the bus I think everyone just thought she was resting her head. I couldn't believe how much it turned me on. It only took a couple minutes before I came in her mouth surrounded by unaware perfect strangers. I will never forget that.

Posted by: rdmoscow1808 Dec 20 2012, 07:03 PM

Anywhere is a great blowjob location ...

Posted by: malhe Dec 20 2012, 08:49 PM

Anytime there is a chance while driving or in a public spot where we might get caught.

Posted by: asianones Feb 4 2013, 03:51 AM

Probably in a car in the front seat while my boyfriend was driving while my friend gave her boyfriend one in the backseat. I loved it because her boyfriend was watching me. That was such a turn on, to be watched. I loved his face when I peeked up at him and we looked at each other.

Posted by: ddd35 Feb 5 2013, 08:35 AM

Thats hot

Posted by: Lynette Feb 6 2013, 10:47 PM

Hmmmm... "Best blow job location"?... ANYWHERE I HAPPEN TO BE! LOL!

Posted by: Buck Turgidson Feb 6 2013, 11:11 PM

^^^
Anywhere Lynette is at!

Posted by: evade20 Feb 7 2013, 01:13 AM

Posted by: FreakyShinnizle Feb 7 2013, 01:48 AM

Soooooo.... when is the next road trip?!

Posted by: theinfamousjax Oct 23 2013, 11:54 AM

I believe as long as I'm not getting caught I finally don't care about location

Posted by: crimson Oct 25 2013, 07:24 PM

ohh what a lucky boyfriend

Posted by: asianones Oct 25 2013, 07:28 PM

he was lucky. lol but he didn't appreciate it

Posted by: crimson Oct 25 2013, 07:32 PM

somthing is wrong with him...your lips on me would be driving me crazy oh i would be so appreciative

Posted by: asianones Oct 26 2013, 06:03 PM

we were really young back then. He definitely regretted it after I was gone.

Posted by: monkey19 Oct 26 2013, 07:47 PM

I bet he did! a sexy minx like you Asian ones!!
My husbands best blow job location in our living room right now whilst iPad melon rating

Posted by: monkey19 Oct 26 2013, 08:12 PM

Finished! Licking my lips now and he has still got a hard on what ever shall I do?

Posted by: rdmoscow1808 Oct 26 2013, 09:30 PM

Make him fuck you ......NOW .....

Posted by: somfan Oct 27 2013, 03:59 PM

Anywhere in Sweet Home Chicago with asianones.

Posted by: riggerman Oct 27 2013, 03:59 PM

Here's a very lucky guy!

Posted by: asianones Oct 27 2013, 05:55 PM

Omg that's hot. You know what to do girl

Posted by: asianones Oct 27 2013, 05:57 PM

Posted by: FreakyShinnizle Oct 27 2013, 07:15 PM

I think you do too

Posted by: asianones Oct 27 2013, 08:57 PM

I have great instincts

Posted by: FreakyShinnizle Oct 27 2013, 10:43 PM

Not just instincts

Posted by: asianones Oct 27 2013, 11:34 PM

lol

Posted by: FreakyShinnizle Oct 27 2013, 11:56 PM

Can I say... blowjob lips?

Posted by: ddd35 Oct 31 2013, 07:08 AM

You are a amazing lady

Posted by: babygirlxo Oct 31 2013, 01:54 PM

I always love giving road head

Posted by: monkey19 Oct 31 2013, 05:37 PM

I have never had a complaint! ( not a blow job complain anyway Lol)

Posted by: monkey19 Oct 31 2013, 05:38 PM

Can be a bit dangerous especially if you are the one driving

Posted by: ddd35 Oct 31 2013, 06:28 PM

Just watch the teeth going over the bumps

Posted by: ddd35 Oct 31 2013, 06:29 PM

I don't doubt that for a minute

Posted by: hothousewife4play Apr 3 2017, 02:08 AM

I'm going to give the obvious yet silly answer: The best location for a BJ... The crotch.
Sorry. I had to do it.

Posted by: Michelle M Apr 5 2017, 10:09 AM

Oh Come on now guys.....does it really make a difference where you get it, as long as it's GREAT ??? I mean really

Posted by: Buck Turgidson Apr 5 2017, 12:47 PM

I was thinking more along the lines of shopping for mattresses, with Michelle. Should be more than great!

Posted by: ddd35 Apr 5 2017, 04:45 PM

OMG. He'll no.

Posted by: LovemInNJ Apr 5 2017, 06:55 PM

if you ever offered, I'd be more than willing

Posted by: Michelle M Apr 7 2017, 07:33 PM

Oh Cum On Now Gentlemen......ohhh did I say Gentlemen? hahaha tell me that you guys don't like it anywhere that you get a chance to get one..... now be honest.

Posted by: kansasboy Apr 7 2017, 08:10 PM

Anywhere you want to wrap your lips around my melonpoker sounds like a good place to me

Posted by: LovemInNJ Apr 8 2017, 12:49 AM

from you, anytime!

now if it just happened to be in an air conditioned room and your warm mouth was alternating with the cool breeze (like it was when I received my first one ever) you would see a huge smile across my face

Posted by: Michelle M Apr 8 2017, 01:23 PM

Hummmmm, have you ever had one with an Ice Cube and a Piece of Peppermint Candy in my mouth going up and down your shaft? Now just imagine THAT in and air conditioned room on a hot summer day. ya thinking about that yet? besides, it would soooo much better and fun than having to rely on my toy. *wink*

Posted by: LovemInNJ Apr 8 2017, 11:58 PM

the opportunities to experience any version have been few and far between. now, seeing what you've described, if you introduced it and told me it's going to make it that much more pleasurable (and I'm trusting you based on your experience) I'd say go for it! you would hear mean gasping 'oh my god' a whole lot, especially if those beautiful eyes of yours glanced up every once in a while. and I'd hope you'd enjoy it at least as much as your toy

Posted by: hothousewife4play Apr 10 2017, 01:18 AM

In the shower. I pushed his back to the wall & went to town & since we were already in the shower, it made for easy clean up, so he could shoot his hot load wherever he wanted to.

Posted by: ddd35 Apr 10 2017, 06:39 AM

Anytime you want to try that on me , I'm game even if the room isn't air conditioned.

Posted by: 40dd4u2 Oct 17 2018, 12:43 AM

Anywhere

Posted by: billyb Oct 22 2018, 05:25 AM

Best place I ever gave one was in a park! Walking back to the car with cum on my face! But I've always thought the best place for a man is where he is at that moment!

Posted by: BraXpert Oct 24 2018, 09:11 PM

Michelle's house

Posted by: Arnut Dec 7 2019, 06:37 AM

Hotel shaped like a horseshoe so everybody's balcony kind of faces everybody else's Dusty dark hot summer day drinking whiskey out the bottle all day my wife of 20 years was my girlfriend at the time so I didn't stop her nobody was outside but a bunch of doors are open needless to say I had to drag her in the motel room my dick in her mouth 10 minutes later of sucking it remember it like it was yesterday

Posted by: FullPuppies Jan 25 2020, 04:40 PM

At an Atlanta Braves game in the stsnds

Posted by: lookatthis88 Jun 4 2020, 06:32 PM

The couch

Posted by: RRnaturals Jun 5 2020, 01:16 AM

In a car while hes driving