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Posted by: jackyoulike Jan 30 2006, 10:04 PM

I bought my girlfriend a vibrator a few months ago and so absolutely loves it. When we're apart she can't put it down. She loves it and I love using it with her. Her complaint is that it don't stimulate the clit while inside. She wants a rampant rabbit for the simultaneous penutration and stimulation. Her friend said it made her cum in 5 minutes.
Is it really that much better?

Posted by: sweetnsexy Jan 30 2006, 10:05 PM

I bought my girlfriend a vibrator a few months ago and so absolutely loves it. When we're apart she can't put it down. She loves it and I love using it with her. Her complaint is that it don't stimulate the clit while inside. She wants a rampant rabbit for the simultaneous penutration and stimulation. Her friend said it made her cum in 5 minutes.
Is it really that much better?

Posted by: diane26 Jan 30 2006, 10:40 PM

I only have a clit vibrator never used a regular one before but that this is GOD!!!

Posted by: johnny wadd Jan 31 2006, 12:33 AM

Hey buddy get your girl the EROSCILLATOR.Dr Ruth recommends it.I guess the old bag uses it to get off.I got my girl one about 5 yrs ago,no batteries to fuck with and its pretty portable.She uses it for the clit while I'm in her.best money I ever spent.gets her off every time.

Posted by: diane26 Jan 31 2006, 03:56 PM

HAHA some one just posted the link to that same vibrator on a board I own when us ladies were talking about toys. it is expensive and looks to complicated for me.

Posted by: johnny wadd Jan 31 2006, 04:20 PM

HAHA some one just posted the link to that same vibrator on a board I own when us ladies were talking about toys. it is expensive and looks to complicated for me.

Posted by: Gnappster Jan 31 2006, 04:21 PM

HAHA some one just posted the link to that same vibrator on a board I own when us ladies were talking about toys. it is expensive and looks to complicated for me.

Posted by: diane26 Jan 31 2006, 04:27 PM

if you want expensive and complicated, try the sybian sex machine, http://www.extremerestraints.com/html2/prods/Sybian.html
and no I don't know from experience but I have seen some women get pretty freaky straddling one of these things. Packs more horsepower than a 67 Chevelle.

So if you're female and got $1500 burning a hole in your pocket, got for this (and then post pics and videos of you using it!)

Posted by: johnny wadd Jan 31 2006, 04:29 PM

if you want expensive and complicated, try the sybian sex machine, http://www.extremerestraints.com/html2/prods/Sybian.html
and no I don't know from experience but I have seen some women get pretty freaky straddling one of these things. Packs more horsepower than a 67 Chevelle.

So if you're female and got $1500 burning a hole in your pocket, got for this (and then post pics and videos of you using it!)

Posted by: Gnappster Jan 31 2006, 04:32 PM

Imagine putting that in your nightstand.I've seen some "demonstration videos" involving that thing.Looks pretty cool,the guy stands there with the controls and goes nuts and the girl creates a puddle.

Posted by: Gnappster Jan 31 2006, 05:16 PM

intense!

although I've seen better ones, you get the idea

http://rapidshare.de/files/11117896/amylee-sybian.WMV.html

Posted by: juicy_DD Jan 31 2006, 05:39 PM

Rampant rabbit - platinum....ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohH!  It is soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo goooooooooood!!!!

See pic in the penetration thread...Oh!! it is definitely good!

Posted by: sexysotslad Jan 31 2006, 05:54 PM

[quote=juicy_DD,Jan 31 2006, 05:39 PM]
and that came from recommendation from me

Posted by: sweetjuice38 Mar 4 2006, 04:28 PM

Oh yea, sex toys; Love em.

Posted by: closeup Mar 4 2006, 07:30 PM

Oh yea, sex toys; Love em. As with men, I like variety as you can see from part of my collection of toys.

Posted by: Lynette Mar 5 2006, 12:00 AM

I bought my girlfriend a vibrator a few months ago and so absolutely loves it. When we're apart she can't put it down. She loves it and I love using it with her. Her complaint is that it don't stimulate the clit while inside. She wants a rampant rabbit for the simultaneous penutration and stimulation. Her friend said it made her cum in 5 minutes.
Is it really that much better?

Posted by: numba1fan Mar 5 2006, 12:09 AM

[quote=sexysotslad,Jan 31 2006, 05:54 PM]
[quote=juicy_DD,Jan 31 2006, 05:39 PM]
and that came from recommendation from me

Posted by: diane26 Mar 6 2006, 12:37 AM

Ok ladies we all need to add this to our collection


http://lilmynx.homestead.com/buyFDP.html

Posted by: bad ron Mar 6 2006, 11:22 AM

That big one in the middle looks worn out. Does it come with a 50 mile warranty? Two years or 50 miles, which ever comes first.

Posted by: johnny wadd Mar 6 2006, 01:48 PM

Oh yea, sex toys; Love em. As with men, I like variety as you can see from part of my collection of toys.

Posted by: cassie Jun 15 2006, 02:38 PM

i want to know and see if possible all the different things any of you have used to masterbate other then the normal dildo, this could also help with new ideas for other people......

ill go first (and ill put pictures up as soon as someone tells me how)
-ice cream scooper
-drum stick
-fingers
-carrot
-candle stick
-beer bottle
-shower head
-tabacco pipe
-brush handle

well thats a start so lets hear it what are you naughty girls and guys using to play with those HOT bodies

Posted by: Bobaloo Jun 15 2006, 02:43 PM

I once got caught eating a bowl of Jell-o naked. But I was hot and I was hungry

Posted by: Blond Bombshell Jun 15 2006, 02:50 PM

Good one Cassie

Icecream scoop I have not thought of

The hair brush is now a joke with AF & I

I'll have to compile a list & get back to you

Posted by: tailfeather Jun 15 2006, 03:04 PM

how about a ice cream scooper. I have not heard of that one.

Posted by: ndboxer Jun 15 2006, 03:11 PM

A drum stick was it fried or backed

...or did you use foghorn??

Posted by: Gnappster Jun 15 2006, 03:30 PM

i want to know and see if possible all the different things any of you have used to masterbate other then the normal dildo, this could also help with new ideas for other people......

ill go first (and ill put pictures up as soon as someone tells me how)
-ice cream scooper
-drum stick
-fingers
-carrot
-candle stick
-beer bottle
-shower head
-tabacco pipe
-brush handle

well thats a start so lets hear it what are you naughty girls and guys using to play with those HOT bodies   

I once got caught eating a bowl of Jell-o naked.  But I was hot and I was hungry

Posted by: cassie Jun 15 2006, 04:15 PM

the handle of the icecream scooper is nice one of those old fashion ones solid steel large and yummy

Posted by: evade20 Jun 15 2006, 05:08 PM

A drum stick  was it fried or backed  

...or did you use foghorn??

Posted by: fellatiofiend18 Jun 15 2006, 06:35 PM

i think she means like what you use to bang a drum..... LOL


but im sure you all truly knew this

Posted by: fellatiofiend18 Jun 15 2006, 07:05 PM

oh and lets see.... things ive used....
- a candle
- handles on brushes and screwdrivers
- and my most embarassing one.... the vacuum handle

but it was phenomenal!!!
lol

Posted by: evade20 Jun 15 2006, 07:10 PM

i think she means like what you use to bang a drum..... LOL
but im sure you all truly knew this

Posted by: foxy lady Jun 15 2006, 07:27 PM

the handle of the icecream scooper is nice one of those old fashion ones solid steel large and yummy

Posted by: Blond Bombshell Jun 15 2006, 07:31 PM

Do you use it cold or do you warm it up first.......cuz I know you'll automatically make it HOT

Posted by: evade20 Jun 16 2006, 04:49 AM

Popsicle is a fun one

Posted by: Assfucker Jun 16 2006, 08:55 AM

this theard gives me wood

Posted by: cassie Jun 16 2006, 11:06 AM

i like to use it cold its alot of fun to feel it warm up when its inside of me. i never tried a popcicle but damn if im not off to the food store for some now

Posted by: Gnappster Jun 16 2006, 11:56 AM

i think she means like what you use to bang a drum..... LOL
but im sure you all truly knew this

Damn, Cortney, I never thought of that....They're so thin    

Posted by: evade20 Jun 16 2006, 12:34 PM

I've never tried to bang a drum...must be a tale from band camp 
it's for times they want an evade like experience 

Posted by: fellatiofiend18 Jun 17 2006, 05:00 AM

Damn, Cortney, I never thought of that....They're so thin    

Posted by: frenchguy_pa Jul 30 2006, 06:36 PM

mmmmmmmmmmm very nice

Posted by: mrhorny281 Jul 30 2006, 07:19 PM

very nice indeed!

Posted by: titlover121 Jul 30 2006, 08:30 PM

DD you are amazing thats such an nice pic you know what guys like what can i say PM me somtime

Posted by: DDmelons Jul 31 2006, 12:45 PM

So why I'm i the only one with pics on here I know some of you ladies have sex toys lets see them please

Posted by: summoner Jul 31 2006, 12:59 PM

I know that thereīs a thread already for this but I just canīt find it!! But hereīs my toy

Posted by: evade20 Jul 31 2006, 01:02 PM

I know that thereīs a thread already for this but I just canīt find it!! But hereīs my toy

Posted by: DDmelons Jul 31 2006, 01:07 PM

I think you found the correct thread...It just has a misspelling in the title. 

Posted by: evade20 Jul 31 2006, 01:17 PM

Sorry I mean sex toy not tou

Posted by: summoner Jul 31 2006, 02:12 PM

It would also be better to search for an existing thread and add to it, Like
http://www.ratemymelons.com/chat/Sex_Toys_To_The_Ladies-t634.html
Or

http://www.ratemymelons.com/chat/Random_Toys-t1002.html
Or

http://www.ratemymelons.com/chat/Toy_Chest-t95.html.
Dawn, there is even a http://www.ratemymelons.com/chat/Sex_Toys_For_Men-t916.html

Posted by: summoner Jul 31 2006, 02:54 PM

anyways, i almost forgot too, WATER! water is great to masturbate with. i love how the showerhead or the tub faucet vibrates on my clit and pussy! yummm

Posted by: summoner Jul 31 2006, 02:56 PM

Her friend said it made her cum in 5 minutes.
Is it really that much better?

Posted by: evade20 Jul 31 2006, 03:50 PM

Well I was trying to find those threads but lost my nerves Thanks evade for searching

Posted by: allmebaby Jul 31 2006, 04:46 PM

My toys are pretty famous here I think.

Posted by: evade20 Aug 1 2006, 01:03 PM

My toys are pretty famous here I think.

Posted by: bondiguy Aug 2 2006, 03:14 AM

thread duplication

Posted by: jman092 Aug 4 2006, 06:04 PM

I know that thereīs a thread already for this but I just canīt find it!! But hereīs my toy

Posted by: laura Sep 17 2006, 05:00 AM

I've had 3 toys. The first was a vibrator that was hard plastic and i never really liked it. It was too hard. Real guys are hard but soft at the same time. The second one I have my hub bought me and its a non-vibrating penis shaped thing thats rubber, actually looks like its made from the stuff they make gummy bears out of. Its really big and hub likes to use it on me, but I'd never torture myself with it. The third one is great. Its a vibrator but its rubbery. It curves up to hit my G spot, and has some kind of animal that vibrates on my clit. Not sure of the name, but its from adam and eve. It also has pearls inside it that rotate but i dont use that. I'll come in about 2 minutes with it, and about every 4 or 5 minutes after that. Highly recommended.

Posted by: closeup Sep 17 2006, 06:33 AM

I've had 3 toys.   The first was a vibrator that was hard plastic and i never really liked it.  It was too hard.  Real guys are hard but soft at the same time.  The second one I have my hub bought me and its a non-vibrating penis shaped thing thats rubber, actually looks like its made from the stuff they make gummy bears out of.  Its really big and hub likes to use it on me, but I'd never torture myself with it.  The third one is great.  Its a vibrator but its rubbery.  It curves up to hit my G spot, and has some kind of animal that vibrates on my clit.  Not sure of the name, but its from adam and eve. It also has pearls inside it that rotate but i dont use that.  I'll come in about 2 minutes with it, and about every 4 or 5 minutes after that.  Highly recommended.

Posted by: laura Sep 17 2006, 02:50 PM

Youre right it is a rabbit. The pearls moving just feels weird. Its distracting. Plus theyre loud!

Posted by: UncleBuck Sep 17 2006, 03:16 PM

It's"The Rabbit", it's the rabbits' ears that are vibrating on your clit. Why don't you use the rotating pearls? Maybe you could knock a minute off your time using them.

Posted by: rdmoscow1808 Sep 17 2006, 07:39 PM

Rampant rabbit - platinum....ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohH!  It is soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo goooooooooood!!!!

See pic in the penetration thread...Oh!! it is definitely good!

Posted by: wincy69 Sep 18 2006, 06:05 AM

Youre right it is a rabbit.  The pearls moving just feels weird.  Its distracting.  Plus theyre loud!

Posted by: UncleBuck Sep 18 2006, 09:25 PM

Always got to be quick eh closeup,   no one has probably told ya... I just learned this myself  Speed doesn't alway fufill the Need.  It seems that women like something called foreplay the longer it takes the better it feels

Posted by: fellatiofiend18 Sep 19 2006, 12:25 AM

the first vibe i bought was made from silicone and the tip was too bendy so the vibrations werent strong at the tip and it would flop every time i tried to use it for anal. the second and third vibes i bought are the ones you all have most likely seen around here somewhere. The purple one is thinner and longer but the vibes arent as strong altho it is quiet. the pink one is sooo fucking LOUD! its like rattling batteries knocking against the plastic. i hate that. but it is thicker....

anddd last night i went out and got a nice 8 inch fairly thick realistic vibrating cock.... hehe

Posted by: laura Sep 20 2006, 03:00 AM

Wincy69
Wouldnt pics focusing on that part of my body make it hard to "rate my melons"?

Also, since I must be an idiot, can someone tell me how to post a reply with these fancy quotes in them so it shows what Im respoding to?

Posted by: evade20 Sep 20 2006, 04:17 AM

Wincy69
Wouldnt pics focusing on that part of my body make it hard to "rate my melons"?

Also, since I must be an idiot, can someone tell me how to post a reply with these fancy quotes in them so it shows what Im respoding to?

Posted by: laura Sep 22 2006, 12:19 AM

Er...Hun, Hit the "Reply" button in the lower right hand corner of the message you wish to quote.   

Posted by: bondiguy Sep 22 2006, 12:30 AM

I knew I was gonna sound like an idiot.  Thanks for the help though.

Posted by: SKULLZ0MBIE Nov 1 2006, 04:15 PM

Welcome everyone, just wanted to start a new topic
Ladies tell us about your fav. toys?
post a pic?
Was it a gift from your lover?
Or did you steal it from your Bestfriend/Roommate?
When was your first time you use one?

Posted by: josh22 Nov 1 2006, 04:22 PM

Welcome everyone, just wanted to start a new topic 
Ladies tell us about your fav. toys?
post a pic?
Was it a gift from your lover?
Or did you steal it from your Bestfriend/Roommate?
When was your first time you use one?

Posted by: Gnappster Nov 1 2006, 04:29 PM

Welcome everyone, just wanted to start a new topic 
Ladies tell us about your fav. toys?
post a pic?
Was it a gift from your lover?
Or did you steal it from your Bestfriend/Roommate?
When was your first time you use one?

Posted by: SKULLZ0MBIE Nov 1 2006, 04:31 PM

just when you were getting over your noob status you go and do this:
there is already http://www.ratemymelons.com/chat/index.php?showtopic=945&hl=toys http://www.ratemymelons.com/chat/index.php?showtopic=634&hl=toys , and to a lesser extent http://www.ratemymelons.com/chat/index.php?showtopic=916&hl=toys

and before creating any new threads PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE view http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/posting.php

That is all.

Posted by: Gnappster Nov 1 2006, 04:32 PM

the start of a great topic.....

Posted by: bondiguy Nov 2 2006, 01:45 AM

aren't you gonna ask for bigboobs38gg to post some pics? 

Posted by: evade20 Nov 2 2006, 05:49 AM

Yeah she is hot!!!!

Needa some merging this thread!

Posted by: bondiguy Nov 3 2006, 12:51 AM

How about just closing the damn thing and saying it never happened....  

Posted by: COMEDYMAN Nov 3 2006, 07:08 AM

merging.... will start outright deleting any unsearched topics from now on.

Posted by: bondiguy Nov 3 2006, 04:52 PM

merging.... will start outright deleting any unsearched topics from now on.

Posted by: Gnappster Nov 3 2006, 05:35 PM

CM is getting tough.... I like it

Posted by: bondiguy Nov 3 2006, 05:42 PM

tough like

Posted by: Gnappster Nov 3 2006, 05:49 PM

Shhhhh Gnappster, the Dog is barking!

Posted by: bondiguy Nov 3 2006, 05:51 PM

haha, a good framegrab is something everyone can enjoy

Posted by: Bobaloo Nov 3 2006, 06:51 PM

Especially 3d

Posted by: Gnappster Nov 3 2006, 06:54 PM

I heard 3d posted a simpsons framegrab and tried pulling it off as a scene from Futurama

Posted by: Bobaloo Nov 3 2006, 07:00 PM

that's preposterous! he wouldn't fraudulantly post a pic like that would he?

Posted by: bondiguy Nov 3 2006, 09:07 PM

I heard 3d posted a simpsons framegrab and tried pulling it off as a scene from Futurama

see for yourself

Posted by: natalie Nov 4 2006, 02:16 PM

What the duece? Every thread I go into now has been tainted with Simpson humour. Now you know I don't mind but any newbie girls coming here might be scared away by all the nerds.

Posted by: ddd35 Nov 4 2006, 03:05 PM

What the duece? Every thread I go into now has been tainted with Simpson humour. Now you know I don't mind but any newbie girls coming here might be scared away by all the nerds.

Posted by: Gnappster Nov 4 2006, 07:56 PM

see for yourself

What the duece? Every thread I go into now has been tainted with Simpson humour. Now you know I don't mind but any newbie girls coming here might be scared away by all the nerds.

yes nat   ,  My thoughts for sure  , but Im thinking we have the nerds , the pocket protectors and all , gnappy and bondi  ,,  

see boys the lady thinks your  getting carried away with the smpsons crap as well , maybe if ya went to my space .com  and started a simpsons fanclub there   , that might be a plan  worth you investigating  , lord knows gnappy has the  time to  supervise it  ..   or hell start your own  website   call it  rate my simpsons shit  , or soemthing like that  Im sure the  middle school kids would love it  , you know the  10- 14 yr olds   that actually watch the show  ...    

Posted by: ddd35 Nov 5 2006, 07:26 AM

funniest pic ever   

just pointless posting between the real goods....boobie pics etc 
I think that we've witnessed that without it this place would be dead. I think most new female members are most scared of some of the rmm stalkers who frequent this site 
purely sour grapes 

Posted by: Gnappster Nov 5 2006, 02:22 PM

LOL  you wish   !   just somebody that you like agreed with me  ,    LOL  I thought it was very poetic .. 

Posted by: ddd35 Nov 5 2006, 03:53 PM

well at least your agreeing with me then.

Posted by: bondiguy Nov 6 2006, 02:55 AM

What the duece? Every thread I go into now has been tainted with Simpson humour. Now you know I don't mind but any newbie girls coming here might be scared away by all the nerds.

yes nat   ,  My thoughts for sure  , but Im thinking we have the nerds , the pocket protectors and all , gnappy and bondi  ,,  

funniest pic ever 

just pointless posting between the real goods....boobie pics etc 
I think that we've witnessed that without it this place would be dead. I think most new female members are most scared of some of the rmm stalkers who frequent this site 
purely sour grapes 

WTF   no were in that post did I ever agree  ..LOL   I would agree  that the simpson  pictures are pointless  though  , if thats what your referring to   

Posted by: ddd35 Nov 6 2006, 07:11 AM

How dare you call us nerds....
One thing will never go away.... you were the dude who's life sucked so much you had to post fake pics online to impress a bunch of "nerds" who you dont even know!
agreed
yeah they are about as pointless as fake pics, but atleast one of them make me laugh

Posted by: Gnappster Nov 6 2006, 01:00 PM

well at least you admit the simpson pics are pointless now if ya  just admit that your a nerd  , you might make it out of theropy this month . oh and what fake pics , I dont see any fake pics  , now Im sure you and  gnappy have saved them  to wak off to   but there not here   .. 

Posted by: bondiguy Nov 6 2006, 11:46 PM

well at least you admit the simpson pics are pointless now if ya  just admit that your a nerd  , you might make it out of theropy this month . oh and what fake pics , I dont see any fake pics  , now Im sure you and  gnappy have saved them  to wak off to   but there not here   .. 

everyobody's a nerd about something.
I'm a "simpsons nerd",  you're a "trying to impress simpsons nerds and other strangers with fake babysitter pics nerd" .

Posted by: ddd35 Nov 7 2006, 07:29 AM

Pointless....maybe?
Funny....yes!

If you have done any homework you'll know mere nude pics arent enough fodder for me to spank the monkey. Also, I find black heads a real turn off!
Which is by far the nerdiest type of nerd!

Posted by: natalie Nov 7 2006, 04:01 PM

gentlemen I dont have time today to debate you 2 being  gay or nerds  or anything else  , the fact is the simpsons pics are stupid  , there out of place in any thread  ,

I dont have time to do homwork  , I dont much care if you spank your monkey , or what turns you on .. That is all  

Posted by: Gnappster Nov 7 2006, 04:16 PM

Whoa, I'd be careful dude, plagerizing Gnappy is like opening up a can of wupp ass. Unless your a girl and then it's flattering.

Posted by: bondiguy Nov 7 2006, 05:35 PM

If I tried to hunt down everyone who blatantly stole my material I'd be busier than George W Bush fighting the "war on terrorism".

Posted by: Bobaloo Nov 8 2006, 06:23 PM

I dont know that I have ever laughed as hard....

See we dont get pissed off.... we just make fun until it is over bearing

funniest pic ever   

yes nat   ,  My thoughts for sure  , but Im thinking we have the nerds , the pocket protectors and all , gnappy and bondi  ,,  

see boys the lady thinks your  getting carried away with the smpsons crap as well , maybe if ya went to my space .com  and started a simpsons fanclub there   , that might be a plan  worth you investigating  , lord knows gnappy has the  time to  supervise it  ..   or hell start your own  website   call it  rate my simpsons shit  , or soemthing like that  Im sure the  middle school kids would love it  , you know the  10- 14 yr olds   that actually watch the show  ...    

Posted by: bondiguy Nov 9 2006, 12:58 AM

Bondi tried to get a simpsons site going, but all they wanted to do there was talk about boobs.

Posted by: Bobaloo Nov 9 2006, 03:18 PM

Bob that is true.... I think I posted that joke a few months back

Posted by: bondiguy Nov 9 2006, 05:23 PM

I remembered that, that's why I threw your name in my post.  i was going to post a link to your post, but I was too lazy to search for it.  Oh, well.

Posted by: Hot mama Nov 27 2006, 10:13 AM

Ok I will post the 1st one. Come on sexy ladies lets see the sex you pic's

Posted by: juicyboobs Nov 28 2006, 11:13 AM

mmmmm love that toy i have a purple one!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: ddd35 Nov 28 2006, 02:46 PM

mama ignore the boys fighting and show us the pics......

Posted by: evade20 Nov 30 2006, 07:08 AM

If I tried to hunt down everyone who blatantly stole my material I'd be busier than George W Bush fighting the "war on terrorism".

 

Posted by: bondiguy Dec 1 2006, 03:34 AM

Kill 'em all!   

Posted by: paybarraman Dec 1 2006, 07:37 AM

and let god sort em out?

Posted by: ddd35 Dec 1 2006, 02:22 PM

and let god sort em out?

Posted by: bondiguy Dec 1 2006, 05:02 PM

Spotted!! 

Posted by: Gnappster Dec 5 2006, 11:45 AM

beating Gnappy to the punch?

I dip my hat to you sir

Posted by: Bobaloo Dec 5 2006, 01:29 PM

yeah I was asleep at the switch
ok, i wasn't asleep, i was drunk.

Posted by: ddd35 Dec 5 2006, 03:13 PM

I have nothing constructive to add to this thread

Posted by: summoner Dec 5 2006, 03:51 PM

I have nothing constructive to add to this thread

Posted by: Gnappster Dec 5 2006, 04:39 PM

well, I have

Posted by: bondiguy Dec 5 2006, 05:28 PM

yeah I was asleep at the switch
ok, i wasn't asleep, i was drunk.

Posted by: evade20 Dec 5 2006, 05:45 PM

well, I have

Posted by: Bobaloo Dec 5 2006, 07:03 PM

after seeing that, I don't even remember what boba whats his face said 

Posted by: ddd35 Dec 5 2006, 10:08 PM

well, I have

Posted by: bondiguy Dec 6 2006, 01:15 AM

who said what?? 

Posted by: Gnappster Dec 6 2006, 11:36 AM

rethguad ruoy ot esimorp a ekorb uoy

Posted by: Bobaloo Dec 6 2006, 01:28 PM

think before you say each word

Posted by: natalie Dec 6 2006, 03:14 PM

Hmmmmmmm, my new thing is using my toy to get off while hubby's big dick is in my mouth. Knowing he's there beside me massaging my breats while my mouth works his cock gets me off so damn gooooood!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: ddd35 Dec 6 2006, 03:23 PM

Hmmmmmmm, my new thing is using my toy to get off while hubby's big dick is in my mouth. Knowing he's there beside me massaging my breats while my mouth works his cock gets me off so damn gooooood!!!!!!!!!  

Posted by: Gnappster Dec 6 2006, 03:25 PM

Hmmmmmmm, my new thing is using my toy to get off while hubby's big dick is in my mouth. Knowing he's there beside me massaging my breats while my mouth works his cock gets me off so damn gooooood!!!!!!!!!  

Posted by: ddd35 Dec 6 2006, 03:25 PM

You promised to help 3d massage his neighbor's implants.  you made him cry, then I cried.  Gnappy laughed.  he's such a little tropper.

Posted by: Gnappster Dec 6 2006, 03:29 PM

You promised to help 3d massage his neighbor's implants.  you made him cry, then I cried.  Gnappy laughed.  he's such a little tropper.

Posted by: natalie Dec 6 2006, 03:50 PM

  I bet it gets him off even better.

Posted by: Bobaloo Dec 6 2006, 03:58 PM

Well yes it does. Even if he just came, I make him cum again.

Posted by: Bobaloo Dec 6 2006, 03:59 PM

I am completely lost , this is a good place for  . ( having read what you just wrote has no meaning or subject , we all are  dumber for having read it .. MAy god have mercer on your sole   ,   and I know I left out allot but you get the just of it  ..

Posted by: natalie Dec 6 2006, 04:00 PM

does canada have any non bigamy laws?  cuz I'd like to marry you, nat.

Posted by: Bobaloo Dec 6 2006, 04:07 PM

LOL Even if Numba and the country was fine with that what would your NEW wife say?

Posted by: Gnappster Dec 6 2006, 04:15 PM

Well yes it does. Even if he just came, I make him cum again.

Oh, great.  I just stepped in mercer.

Posted by: Bobaloo Dec 6 2006, 04:19 PM

hahahahah that's priceless.

Posted by: hott1976 Dec 6 2006, 07:08 PM

I am completely lost , this is a good place for  . ( having read what you just wrote has no meaning or subject , we all are  dumber for having read it .. MAy god have mercer on your sole   ,   and I know I left out allot but you get the just of it  ..

Posted by: Bobaloo Dec 6 2006, 07:17 PM

I am completely lost , this is a good place for  . ( having read what you just wrote has no meaning or subject , we all are  dumber for having read it .. MAy god have mercer on your sole   ,   and I know I left out allot but you get the just of it  ..

It's SOUL by the way.

Posted by: Bobaloo Dec 6 2006, 07:17 PM

Well, as long as we're correcting him:

it's soul, not sole
it's mercy, not mercer
it's a lot, not allot
and it's gist, not just.

however, without your quick misguided fingers, I never would have been able to post my I just stepped in mercer joke, and that would have prevented me from brightening up everyone's day.

Posted by: SandyMermaid Dec 6 2006, 08:28 PM

i want to know and see if possible all the different things any of you have used to masterbate other then the normal dildo, this could also help with new ideas for other people......

ill go first (and ill put pictures up as soon as someone tells me how)
-ice cream scooper
-drum stick
-fingers
-carrot
-candle stick
-beer bottle
-shower head
-tabacco pipe
-brush handle

well thats a start so lets hear it what are you naughty girls and guys using to play with those HOT bodies   

Posted by: evade20 Dec 6 2006, 10:18 PM

I've tried:
--maglight
-
I am still thinking...

Posted by: bondiguy Dec 7 2006, 02:47 AM

think before you say each word

You promised to help 3d massage his neighbor's implants.  you made him cry, then I cried.  Gnappy laughed.  he's such a little tropper.

Hmmmmmmm, my new thing is using my toy to get off while hubby's big dick is in my mouth. Knowing he's there beside me massaging my breats while my mouth works his cock gets me off so damn gooooood!!!!!!!!!  

Posted by: ddd35 Dec 7 2006, 08:13 AM

It's SOUL by the way.

Posted by: Gnappster Dec 7 2006, 11:38 AM

Well, as long as we're correcting him:

it's soul, not sole
it's mercy, not mercer
it's a lot, not allot
and it's gist, not just.

however, without your quick misguided fingers, I never would have been able to post my I just stepped in mercer joke, and that would have prevented me from brightening up everyone's day.

I've tried:
-Cucumbers (given, who hasn't)
-maglight
-butternut squash
-popsicle (Brrr)
-Collin's glass

I am still thinking...

I am astounded you got that one... literally stunned!
well played
I cant believe Gnappy didn't say this.... PICS?!?

Thank you    , for my grammer lesson    now lets see some tits  

Posted by: Bobaloo Dec 7 2006, 12:43 PM

damn, beat me to it.
PICS?! 
I have my rare moments.
Those were actually spelling errors, and while we're at it, it's grammAr. 
And as far as grammatical errors, don't even get me started.
NOW, let's see some tits. 

damn, beat me to it.
PICS?! 
I have my rare moments.
Those were actually spelling errors, and while we're at it, it's grammAr. 
And as far as grammatical errors, don't even get me started.
NOW, let's see some tits. 

Posted by: ddd35 Dec 7 2006, 02:43 PM

damn, beat me to it.
PICS?! 
I have my rare moments.
Those were actually spelling errors, and while we're at it, it's grammAr. 
And as far as grammatical errors, don't even get me started.
NOW, let's see some tits. 

Posted by: bondiguy Dec 7 2006, 05:43 PM

I have my rare moments.


Those were actually spelling errors, and while we're at it, it's grammAr. 
And as far as grammatical errors, don't even get me started.
NOW, let's see some tits. 

Posted by: ddd35 Dec 8 2006, 07:49 AM

Stick it to the man!

Posted by: bondiguy Dec 8 2006, 06:08 PM

please dont    I really came here to see boobs  !!!!!  

Posted by: ddd35 Dec 10 2006, 02:08 PM

Is that your code name for the cocks of RMM thread?

Posted by: JustBreathe Dec 30 2006, 09:42 PM

I used to manage a sex shop when I was living back home in Toronto so I had a pretty nice collection. Many have gone and many have come (lol... I'm witty).

I've managed to break 3... I guess I was just having too much fun. Actually, one of them I got really mad at my at the time boyfriend and bit the head off of my toy.

I've also been so exhausted where I decided to just put my toy on a very powerful vibrate and work my muscles so my hands wouldn't have to do any work... just lean back and relax... I relaxed so much that I ended up falling asleep... but woke up like 6 hours later later and was dripping wet... trying to figure out what the hell was going on, I move my body to get off the bed and I had this intense orgasm... I squirted a good 3 feet easily.

A few weeks ago, my boyfriend had one of his friends over and it was getting late (I had to get up the next day at like 6am)... so I went to bed... but I couldn't sleep... so I decided to go to town, only I reach down to grab my toy and realize that the rechargeable batteries are still in the charger in the living room... there was no way I was about to let the "moment" go to waste, so I had a fantastic time with my left hand...

You guys were right... doing it with the other hand IS like doing it with a stranger!! A wonderful, wonderful stranger

Posted by: ddd35 Dec 31 2006, 12:20 PM

I used to manage a sex shop when I was living back home in Toronto so I had a pretty nice collection. Many have gone and many have come (lol... I'm witty).

I've managed to break 3... I guess I was just having too much fun. Actually, one of them I got really mad at my at the time boyfriend and bit the head off of my toy.

I've also been so exhausted where I decided to just put my toy on a very powerful vibrate and work my muscles so my hands wouldn't have to do any work... just lean back and relax... I relaxed so much that I ended up falling asleep... but woke up like 6 hours later later and was dripping wet... trying to figure out what the hell was going on, I move my body to get off the bed and I had this intense orgasm... I squirted a good 3 feet easily.

A few weeks ago, my boyfriend had one of his friends over and it was getting late (I had to get up  the next day at like 6am)... so I went to bed... but I couldn't sleep... so I decided to go to town, only I reach down to grab my toy and realize that the rechargeable  batteries are still in the charger in the living room... there was no way I was about to let the "moment" go to waste, so I had a fantastic time with my left hand...

You guys were right... doing it with the other hand IS like doing it with a stranger!! A wonderful, wonderful stranger

Posted by: buxombbwuk Jan 4 2007, 05:39 AM

A rampant rabbit truely is a blessing to the women of the world. Unfortunately they are wayyyyyyyyyy more adept at providing us with orgasms than the men of the world.... so be warned boys, you really need some new moves with this level of competition available! lol

Posted by: summoner Jan 20 2007, 05:22 PM

my favorite toy. of the day at least.

Posted by: bondiguy Jan 20 2007, 10:37 PM

my favorite toy. of the day at least.

Posted by: Gnappster Jan 22 2007, 01:55 PM

my favorite toy. of the day at least.

Posted by: bondiguy Jan 22 2007, 11:28 PM

I cane make it out, can you zoom in?

Posted by: Dano Jan 22 2007, 11:31 PM

my favorite toy. of the day at least.

Posted by: nybandit Jan 22 2007, 11:43 PM

my favorite toy. of the day at least.

Posted by: Gnappster Jan 23 2007, 01:20 PM

closer.... closer.......... too close!

Posted by: bondiguy Jan 23 2007, 05:42 PM

  spotted 

Posted by: closeup Jan 27 2007, 05:56 PM

So far, those are my two favorite pictures you've posted so far. I'm really jealous of your toy, it has a job I'd love to do.

Posted by: Philthyone Jan 27 2007, 06:17 PM

me and my toy...

Posted by: bondiguy Jan 27 2007, 06:24 PM

me and my toy...

yay!

Posted by: nybandit Jan 27 2007, 09:37 PM

damn...one lucky toy.....doesnt know how good it has it....

Posted by: Gnappster Jan 29 2007, 12:50 PM

me and my toy...

yay!

Posted by: wincy69 Jan 30 2007, 11:33 AM

yay!

Posted by: ddd35 Jan 30 2007, 11:39 AM

another

Posted by: ddd35 Jan 30 2007, 11:43 AM

yay!

Posted by: ddd35 Jan 30 2007, 12:06 PM

This is the toy I wore out last year <G>

Posted by: ddd35 Jan 30 2007, 03:00 PM

Yes & yes. I love being filled & stretched and enjoy DP

Posted by: bondiguy Jan 30 2007, 05:27 PM

With each new round of CG pics, they keep geting better and better.

Posted by: closeup Feb 10 2007, 08:20 PM

our newest toy at home...

Posted by: cangirl18 Feb 11 2007, 12:46 PM

If I had the keys to them don't you think they would have been closed? BF takes the keys with when he leaves.

Posted by: bondiguy Feb 11 2007, 05:25 PM

our newest toy at home...

If I had the keys to them don't you think they would have been closed? BF takes the keys with when he leaves.

Posted by: Gnappster Feb 12 2007, 01:45 PM

our newest toy at home...

Posted by: bondiguy Feb 12 2007, 11:43 PM

I wish I could play with that!
And the handcuffs look fun as well.

Posted by: Puppet Feb 15 2007, 01:24 PM

our newest toy at home...

Posted by: bondiguy Feb 15 2007, 11:46 PM

Just when i thought it was safe to pick my jaw up off the floor... OMG!

Posted by: ddd35 Feb 16 2007, 03:39 PM

our newest toy at home...

Posted by: Puppet Feb 17 2007, 09:00 AM

you know bondi now that you mention it LOL!

Posted by: cangirl18 Feb 17 2007, 12:22 PM

you know bondi now that you mention it LOL!

Posted by: nybandit Feb 17 2007, 12:25 PM

2 of RMM's finest right there......

Posted by: bondiguy Feb 17 2007, 07:57 PM

you know bondi now that you mention it LOL!

Um, wow, yeah, I am!



But I like her nipples more...

Posted by: Puppet Feb 18 2007, 02:52 PM

for what its worth I love your nipples!!! and umm every other part of you!

Posted by: Kristi66083 Feb 18 2007, 09:21 PM

I bought my girlfriend a vibrator a few months ago and so absolutely loves it. When we're apart she can't put it down. She loves it and I love using it with her. Her complaint is that it don't stimulate the clit while inside. She wants a rampant rabbit for the simultaneous penutration and stimulation. Her friend said it made her cum in 5 minutes.
Is it really that much better?

Posted by: Gnappster Feb 20 2007, 01:56 PM

oh yes i have a little collection of toys and the rabits is the only thing that makes me squirt

Posted by: Bobaloo Feb 20 2007, 03:51 PM

I have an eye for these things... it's my only gift
I think a taste teste will settle that issue once and for all... and yes, you do remind me of sussed

Posted by: Gnappster Feb 20 2007, 03:56 PM

Did you just say taste teste???

Posted by: bondiguy Feb 22 2007, 01:34 AM

Prove it! 

Did you just say taste teste???

Posted by: boanna Feb 22 2007, 01:53 AM

for what its worth I love your nipples!!! and umm every other part of you!

Posted by: bondiguy Feb 22 2007, 02:09 AM

had to back up and see exactally who this post was replying to, or about.  for a minute there i thought u were talking about, the guy above u.....

Posted by: ddd35 Feb 22 2007, 01:56 PM

Well I too have nice nipples

Posted by: damnimgood May 22 2007, 10:49 PM

It arrived today, I love it!! bf's been trying it on me on and off all day, has not failed to make me cum once yet! Seven orgasms so far lol! anyone else have similar experiences?

Posted by: BiJennyDD May 22 2007, 11:17 PM

what kind was it. the beaver is really good

Posted by: bondiguy May 23 2007, 01:06 AM

Try the SEARCH function fuckwit!

http://www.ratemymelons.com/chat/Sex_Toys_To_The_Ladies-t634.html

Can you merge CM?

Posted by: evade20 May 23 2007, 09:57 PM

Try the SEARCH function fuckwit!

http://www.ratemymelons.com/chat/Sex_Toys_To_The_Ladies-t634.html

Can you merge CM?

Posted by: jrock8 May 24 2007, 12:11 AM

Try the SEARCH function fuckwit!

http://www.ratemymelons.com/chat/Sex_Toys_To_The_Ladies-t634.html

Can you merge CM?

Posted by: bondiguy May 24 2007, 12:30 AM

wow... bondi even rips on the hot girls... i would normally say that takes balls, but we all know he signed those away when he said "i do"

i, for one, believe this girl can redeem herself... *cough PICS?! cough*

Posted by: damnimgood May 24 2007, 04:03 AM

i dont exactly post here that often, i was bored, so not exactly one to bother looking for threads about specific topics! theres loads of topics about tits on this site, dont see u complaining that they're not all in one thread

Posted by: bondiguy May 24 2007, 06:37 AM

i dont exactly post here that often, i was bored, so not exactly one to bother looking for threads about specific topics! theres loads of topics about tits on this site, dont see u complaining that they're not all in one thread

Posted by: evade20 May 24 2007, 07:06 AM

different aspects of breasts yes, and the fact is is a boob site.

Look cry me a river, I dont really care, I just will wait for CM to merge the threads

Posted by: Gnappster May 24 2007, 12:21 PM

I suppose she could put a vibrator between her boobs....

Posted by: bondiguy May 25 2007, 01:11 AM

well, that's a good start!

Posted by: Gnappster May 25 2007, 02:23 PM

A video would be an even better start

Posted by: bondiguy May 25 2007, 05:45 PM

She could also give me a http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=happy+ending

Posted by: damnimgood May 26 2007, 08:29 PM

ok well i like happy endings how about a pic of what i originally brought up , would that make it a happy ending? would u forgive me bondiguy?!

Posted by: Gnappster May 27 2007, 02:09 AM

ok well i like happy endings   how about a pic of what i originally brought up , would that make it a happy ending? would u forgive me bondiguy?!

Posted by: bondiguy May 27 2007, 06:26 PM

ok well i like happy endings   how about a pic of what i originally brought up , would that make it a happy ending? would u forgive me bondiguy?!

Posted by: damnimgood May 27 2007, 10:07 PM

Lets hope ive done this right lol

http://img163.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=17958_207_2050_123_458lo.jpg

Posted by: bondiguy May 27 2007, 10:58 PM

Lets hope ive done this right lol

http://img163.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=17958_207_2050_123_458lo.jpg

Posted by: Gnappster May 28 2007, 01:18 AM

Lets hope ive done this right lol

http://img163.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=17958_207_2050_123_458lo.jpg

Posted by: misschickie May 28 2007, 01:35 AM

it didn't say kitty toys only, did it?
http://www.privatephotoalbums.com/ims/pic.php?u=153kACba&i=5306
if it did, i apologize

Posted by: bondiguy May 28 2007, 01:43 AM

it didn't say kitty toys only, did it?
http://www.privatephotoalbums.com/ims/pic.php?u=153kACba&i=5306
if it did, i apologize 

Posted by: misschickie May 28 2007, 07:30 PM

No ma'am I don't believe it's restricted to the front

Posted by: bondiguy May 28 2007, 09:38 PM

Thanks, Bondi.  I knew you'd be the one to know. 

Posted by: Gnappster May 29 2007, 01:09 AM

it didn't say kitty toys only, did it?
http://www.privatephotoalbums.com/ims/pic.php?u=153kACba&i=5306
if it did, i apologize 

Hey, they dont call me col. Bondi because Im some dumb arse army guy

Posted by: misschickie May 29 2007, 01:14 AM

I knew I'd like that pic!
sweat actually cleans his clothes

Posted by: ddd35 May 29 2007, 08:39 AM

Lets hope ive done this right lol

http://img163.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=17958_207_2050_123_458lo.jpg

Posted by: bondiguy May 30 2007, 09:45 PM

sweat actually cleans his clothes

Posted by: valoish Oct 24 2007, 11:15 PM

Had this discussion with a few female friends today....


Guys, do you have any personal sex toys..... and if not... what is your opinion of them


And girls/... how would you feel if you found out your bf had a "secret" pleasure toy!

Posted by: bondiguy Oct 25 2007, 12:56 AM

Note please the ORIGINAL sex toys thread

Posted by: misstresmandi Jun 11 2010, 11:55 AM

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Note please the ORIGINAL sex toys thread

Posted by: evade20 Jun 12 2010, 12:00 AM

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Cant find the original thread butt,

This is really the only sex toy I have, still would like to find one more life like, maybe a didlo with a suction cup or something for some extra fun, you have any sugestions on what to get ladies?

Posted by: Lynette Jun 15 2010, 10:55 AM

Personally, I don't really care for vibrators. They make me cum WAY to quick. I've used them and withing ten or fifteen seconds I'm having an orgasm. Don't know about anyone else, but for me going that quick usually lessins the intensity of the payoff. No thanks.

Posted by: ddd35 Jun 15 2010, 01:09 PM

Personally, I don't really care for vibrators. They make me cum WAY to quick. I've used them and withing ten or fifteen seconds I'm having an orgasm. Don't know about anyone else, but for me going that quick usually lessins the intensity of the payoff. No thanks.

Posted by: allnaturalguy Jun 15 2010, 09:18 PM

DDD gets out black book , makes note , Lynette  doesnt need a vibrator !  Thats great Info to have . 

Posted by: misstresmandi Jun 15 2010, 11:04 PM

I agree with Lynette on that part of a orgasm way to fast, Thats why im looking for a new toy, I love the deep feeling the most nand being spread open.

Posted by: evade20 Jun 16 2010, 01:23 AM

I agree with Lynette on that part of  a orgasm way to fast, Thats why im looking for a new toy, I love the deep feeling the most nand being spread open.

Posted by: misstresmandi Jun 16 2010, 01:32 AM

Once upon a time, there was a pic of the gorgeous Bts34e about to mount a toy that was quite large....  At least 3 inches in diameter and maybe 2 feet long....    Unfortunately that pic was taken down.  Perhaps you could PM her and find out where she got it.   

Posted by: ddd35 Jun 16 2010, 11:13 AM

hmm maybe nothing that big , but maybe with a suction cup to I can do doggy