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Posted by: ontippytoes Nov 30 2005, 11:18 PM

So, folks, do I go to the local watering hole and cause trouble or do I behave as a good girl and stay home?

Posted by: lonely1275 Nov 30 2005, 11:38 PM

Tell us which watering hole and we'll all join you.

Posted by: ontippytoes Nov 30 2005, 11:56 PM

OMG! I wish!

Posted by: clincar Dec 1 2005, 06:47 AM

It'll take a while to get to you, but I'm up for some fun, oops trouble!!

Posted by: COMEDYMAN Dec 2 2005, 01:35 AM

And what are you wearing this water hole

Posted by: ontippytoes Dec 2 2005, 10:47 AM

Just jeans and some top.

Posted by: ontippytoes Dec 2 2005, 10:55 AM

Going tonight. Friends that have a band are playing there. WHOOHOO!! Look out California...

Posted by: Imagirlwatcher Dec 2 2005, 02:31 PM

*looks out his window...hoping to catch a glimpse of the debachery*

Posted by: ontippytoes Dec 2 2005, 02:38 PM

Don't worry, you won't be able to miss it. I'm in fine form today!!

Posted by: Imagirlwatcher Dec 2 2005, 02:44 PM

While I don't doubt that for one millisecond, I'm still gonna need visual proof.

For the, um, files of course.

Posted by: ontippytoes Dec 2 2005, 03:07 PM

Files....of course!! Completely understandable.

Posted by: Christof Dec 2 2005, 03:49 PM

and ill be needed duplicates for er, backup purposes, its a new government policy in case the originals get lost or destroyed (shifty eyes not a glare)

Posted by: ontippytoes Dec 2 2005, 03:56 PM

Uh huh, I see. Too bad I don't have any pics from last New Year's Eve. I was dancing on the pool table.

Posted by: Christof Dec 2 2005, 04:09 PM

yes, yes it is, sure that was a site to behold

Posted by: ontippytoes Dec 2 2005, 04:13 PM

There's always this year...

Posted by: Christof Dec 2 2005, 04:22 PM

oh really? jan 1st ill be here waiting or asleep in some strange place and not sure how i got there or how to get home, depending how good a night it is i suppose

Posted by: ontippytoes Dec 2 2005, 04:41 PM

I've sooo been there. Tonight may be one of those nights.

Posted by: Christof Dec 2 2005, 04:43 PM

Yeah thinking the same thing, thought id have a couple of beers here before i go out, keep it a cheap night, but havent eaten yet and feeling pretty drunk, wouldnt be too bad but gotta work tomorrow

Posted by: ontippytoes Dec 2 2005, 04:45 PM

Damn work always seems to get in the way.

Posted by: Christof Dec 2 2005, 04:53 PM

yeah but no management on saturdays so can stink like a tramps taint and not worry about it, just arranged a lift for the morning too so dont need to worry about not being able to drive, its all coming together nicely

Posted by: ontippytoes Dec 2 2005, 04:56 PM

Damn! You're organized. Good thinking! Can I come party with you?

Posted by: Christof Dec 2 2005, 05:01 PM

hell yeah you can, but now you know my secret about sneaking in the phrase 'turd curler' into a sentence without getting caught you might laugh and give me away

Posted by: ontippytoes Dec 2 2005, 05:04 PM

Nah, I won't give you away. I can put on a good poker face.

Posted by: Christof Dec 2 2005, 05:08 PM

well in that case sure thing, ill be leaving in a bnout 10 mins seeya down the pub

Posted by: COMEDYMAN Dec 2 2005, 06:31 PM

Well we expect pics of this night posted in your 411 post haste!!!!

Posted by: ontippytoes Dec 2 2005, 06:41 PM

I'll do my best. Still no cam...hubby has it and he's gone.

Posted by: ontippytoes Dec 2 2005, 07:42 PM

Called a friend. Told her to bring her camera tonight.

Posted by: juicyboobs Dec 2 2005, 08:03 PM

oh looking forward to those pics..... if not just tell us what you did...!

Posted by: ontippytoes Dec 2 2005, 08:07 PM

Sure will!

Posted by: ontippytoes Dec 3 2005, 12:10 AM

OK, I've had my Makers and Coke, have my tight, low-cut top on, and ready to stir up trouble!! It's cold so that means nipply!!! c-ya!

Posted by: ontippytoes Dec 4 2005, 07:22 PM

Sorry folks...no pics from Friday night. Instead of partying at the bar, I spent the night in the ER. I was attacked by a dog who bit my face. I have 50 stitches.

Posted by: Christof Dec 4 2005, 07:56 PM

Holy crap! really sorry to hear that, i cant even imagine 50 stitches. Hope that all things considered your doing ok though.

Posted by: Imagirlwatcher Dec 5 2005, 11:22 AM

Ouch! Damn that sucks, hon. Sorry to hear about that, but I'm glad you're ok or at least well enough to talk about it. Take care of yourself and keep us up-to-date on your progress.

Posted by: foghorn Dec 6 2005, 12:45 AM

that sucks ( ) i hope all turns out well.

Posted by: ontippytoes Dec 9 2005, 09:51 PM

Thanks everyone. It completely sucks! I'm healing well.

Posted by: COMEDYMAN Dec 9 2005, 09:54 PM

WHAT THE FUCK??!!!

Posted by: Christof Dec 9 2005, 10:16 PM

Really pleased to hear your healing well, pleased to hear from you at all actually, was a bit worried about ya, but good to head your doing well

Posted by: ontippytoes Dec 9 2005, 10:16 PM

That's what I'm still saying!! Animals love me but this one apparently didn't. Sucks!!

Posted by: Puppet Dec 15 2005, 04:19 AM

hahaha for those who know puppet we all know drinking + puppet = havoc.. now throw a bar in there and we are headed to chaos!

Posted by: ontippytoes Dec 15 2005, 10:31 PM

I'd better stay away from Puppet then. Me + bar = too much of a good time!

Posted by: boxernd Dec 15 2005, 10:58 PM

Is there such a thing as too much of a good time.

Posted by: ontippytoes Dec 15 2005, 11:00 PM

I don't think so but some people tell me there is.

Posted by: Puppet Dec 15 2005, 11:18 PM

If your in handcuffs by the end of the nite.. then you know you've had to much fun!

Posted by: ontippytoes Dec 15 2005, 11:19 PM

According to Puppet's definition, I've come really close to too much of a good time. Now I have something to strive for!

Posted by: Puppet Dec 15 2005, 11:22 PM

Let me just say when you wake up in jail with the rest of the people that had to much fun.. and let me tell you.. most of them lack the hygene of most natural humans.. you go completely opposite of what fun is into a whole new realm... :\ Best to stay on the fringe

Posted by: ontippytoes Dec 15 2005, 11:43 PM

OK, staying on the fringe...might be lunatic fringe, though.

Posted by: Puppet Dec 16 2005, 12:00 AM

great thing about the fringe is that its a large grey area thats undefined

Posted by: ontippytoes Dec 16 2005, 12:28 AM

Good thing. Gives me a wide berth.

Posted by: Puppet Dec 16 2005, 12:40 AM

ack isn't there a better word than BERTH... ReAD my Lips no baBies for PUPPET!@

Posted by: jrock8 Dec 16 2005, 01:45 AM

depends on the situation...

i've definitely ended a night in handcuffs but my g/f had them on me and was riding me like crazy

Posted by: Puppet Dec 16 2005, 02:08 AM

yea but that doesn't involve a cell and 50 other guys.... . or at least i hope not!!!

Posted by: jrock8 Dec 16 2005, 02:20 AM

nope... thank god!...

Posted by: ontippytoes Dec 16 2005, 10:46 AM

I know, I know. Couldn't think of another word. No babies for me either!!!!!

Posted by: Puppet Dec 16 2005, 08:58 PM

hahah good girl

Posted by: ontippytoes Dec 17 2005, 05:40 PM

Going to the bar tonight. Won't be able to get into too much trouble 'cuz hubby will be with me. Cross your fingers that another fucking dog won't attack me.

Posted by: Puppet Dec 17 2005, 08:07 PM

good luck... we are going out to.. haha hope i don't end up in cuffs for me !

Posted by: diane26 Feb 19 2006, 08:50 PM

Go make trouble that is always a hoot.

Posted by: bondiguy Feb 20 2006, 12:32 AM

Where the fuck did this thread come from???

Posted by: belicked6924 Feb 20 2006, 12:37 AM

From the depths of the crevises known as cleavage heaven.



well it sounded good at the time.

Posted by: bondiguy Feb 20 2006, 12:48 AM

You know once I did some acid and I was halluecinating that I could see and talk to that monkey!

Now if that isn't taking things off track i don't know what is

Posted by: belicked6924 Feb 20 2006, 12:50 AM

Posted by: diane26 Feb 20 2006, 12:52 AM

I was bored.

Posted by: ontippytoes Feb 23 2006, 04:53 AM

I AM bored.

Posted by: evade20 Feb 23 2006, 06:51 AM

To Go To The Bar And Create Havoc Or Not? In your green lace top the the bar would suddenly become quiet.

Posted by: paybarraman Feb 23 2006, 12:07 PM

Im always for going to the bar

Posted by: Gnappster Feb 23 2006, 01:20 PM

did he look anything like this?

Posted by: diane26 Feb 23 2006, 01:24 PM

So what was the outcome of this Tippy??

Posted by: bondiguy Feb 24 2006, 12:54 AM

there IS a bored thread

Posted by: evade20 Feb 24 2006, 12:58 AM

In the wee hours of EST (US time) yesterday it was Tippy gets drumk thread...she was fun but I'll bet she has a hang-over.

Posted by: bondiguy Feb 24 2006, 01:01 AM

Posted by: ontippytoes Feb 24 2006, 10:49 PM

I will never forget that night. I went to the bar and ended up in the ER as a dog bit my face. No, I'm not kidding. It sucks!

Posted by: diane26 Feb 25 2006, 12:09 AM

Elaborate more please.

Posted by: ontippytoes Feb 28 2006, 12:35 AM

My hubby was in Florida on business. I went to the local bar here as I often do. I was hanging out, drinking, having a good time. I went to a friend's house and his roommate's dog attacked me and bit my face. I didn't realize how bad it was until my friend picked me off the ground and took me to the ER. A plastic surgeon stitched me up and I'm doing fine now. I got 50 stitches!! I may need additional surgery, but I don't know yet.

Posted by: belicked6924 Feb 28 2006, 02:30 AM

Ouch, that's 1 dog that deserves to get it's butt beat.

Posted by: ontippytoes Feb 28 2006, 02:32 AM

Yeah, but I like dogs so much that I don't want anything to happen to the dog.

Posted by: belicked6924 Feb 28 2006, 02:35 AM

I wouldn't want anything to happen to the dog, just punished for the 1 incident.

Posted by: ontippytoes Feb 28 2006, 02:35 AM

Punished how?

Posted by: belicked6924 Feb 28 2006, 02:40 AM

Sure by now it's too late, but nothing more than if he were being punished for say chewing up something of relatively no value, but he did attack your face (which I'm sure holds a tremendous value : ) I didn't mean that he should be put to sleep or anything that drastic.

Posted by: ontippytoes Feb 28 2006, 02:43 AM

Eh, well... what's done is done.

Posted by: belicked6924 Feb 28 2006, 02:45 AM

So true, hope that you are ok, that's the important thing

Posted by: Gnappster Feb 28 2006, 11:24 AM

I'd go and bite the dog's face and see how he likes it.

Posted by: belicked6924 Feb 28 2006, 11:28 AM

If he liked it would you get down with him doggystyle?

Posted by: diane26 Feb 28 2006, 12:40 PM

WOW I bet that was scary as shit. Glad you are OK though and made it out OK has the dog every attacked anyone else??

Posted by: Gnappster Feb 28 2006, 01:24 PM

no! that's sick




i'd just smear peanut butter on my genitalia and let him lick it off.

Posted by: diane26 Feb 28 2006, 01:38 PM

Posted by: belicked6924 Feb 28 2006, 02:08 PM

Posted by: Gnappster Feb 28 2006, 02:10 PM

LOL, you guys are just hiding your enthusiasm. You're probably off to find a stray dog as I post.

Posted by: belicked6924 Feb 28 2006, 02:12 PM

Shhh, you weren't supposed to let anybody know about that.

Posted by: diane26 Feb 28 2006, 02:16 PM

Is the PB going on you??? If so I am there

Posted by: Gnappster Feb 28 2006, 03:00 PM

if all goes according to plan, yes. what brand do u prefer?

Posted by: SKULLZ0MBIE Feb 28 2006, 03:04 PM

Guinness

Posted by: Gnappster Feb 28 2006, 03:07 PM

Posted by: Gnappster Feb 28 2006, 03:09 PM

Posted by: diane26 Feb 28 2006, 08:10 PM

As long as it is smooth and creamy I don't care:D

Posted by: belicked6924 Feb 28 2006, 08:47 PM

Well you're smooth and we can make it creamy

Posted by: diane26 Feb 28 2006, 08:58 PM

Posted by: evade20 Mar 1 2006, 05:30 PM

Guinness peanut butter.

This will put a tingle where you mingle, but I doubt if Gnappy would approve.