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Posted by: CaramelTits Jan 10 2006, 06:19 AM

Tell me 3 things about you that no one knows

Here are mine.

1.I Love Cartoons
2.I collect Barbie dolls
3.I can still do a split.

Posted by: Ratt Jan 10 2006, 06:51 AM

Nice...

1. I want to be a wrestler
2. I play Games Workshop Games
3. The thought of doing a split really hurts...

Posted by: Gnappster Jan 10 2006, 12:11 PM

1. I like singing Karaoke
2. I pee a lot
3. I like watching girls do the splits

Posted by: beerhunter Jan 10 2006, 01:40 PM

1.Peanuts make my butt itch.
2.I don't like clowns and rodents.
3. The only thing I can split is my pants!

Posted by: Gnappster Jan 10 2006, 01:42 PM

dude, you're sposed to EAT them

Posted by: Kiana Jan 10 2006, 01:51 PM

1.) I eat pussy
2.) I like to be tied up
3.) I like to fuck


Oh wait she said 3 things no one knows

Posted by: jrock8 Jan 10 2006, 01:51 PM

1) i like kiana

2) i like boobs

3) i really like kiana's boobs

Posted by: Kiana Jan 10 2006, 01:52 PM

Posted by: Gnappster Jan 10 2006, 01:55 PM

i didn't know about the being tied up part, although I had my suspicions lol

Posted by: jrock8 Jan 10 2006, 01:56 PM

dude... what about the giant banner "TIE ME UP AND FUCK ME" at the bottom of all of her posts wasn't a clue?

Posted by: Kiana Jan 10 2006, 01:57 PM

ROFL.....

Posted by: diane26 Jan 10 2006, 02:00 PM

The thought of a bedroom rape scene turns makes me wet. Not rape against my will but well I am sure most get what I am meaning.


I am a closet exabitionist sp? although not sure if I can still say that after posting here.

Spelling is not one of my good qualities.

Posted by: Gnappster Jan 10 2006, 02:02 PM

After seeing I EAT PUSSY in giant sparkly letters it's hard to remember any prior sigs

Posted by: paybarraman Jan 10 2006, 02:03 PM

1.. I used to play Dungeons & Dragons
2.. I like Kenny Loggins
3.. Im really a 57 year old hermit from northern Montana who drives 187 miles to a Starbucks to go online and look at boobies....

Posted by: Kiana Jan 10 2006, 02:03 PM

Me too, Diane! I know what you are talking about. I have a rape fantasy too. Thats why I like being tied up.

Posted by: Puppet Jan 10 2006, 02:07 PM

ummmm Kiana dear

I already knew all those things

Posted by: Kiana Jan 10 2006, 02:11 PM

Can I sit on your face?

Posted by: paybarraman Jan 10 2006, 02:13 PM

I feel like that guy thats trying to jump into a conversation but just not quite getting there.....

Posted by: Gnappster Jan 10 2006, 02:16 PM

like when a hot girl is waving at you at the bar, and you wave back, but she is really waving at the person behind you.

Posted by: Puppet Jan 10 2006, 02:17 PM

Hell yea you can as llong as yhour arms are still tied behind your back

Posted by: Kiana Jan 10 2006, 02:18 PM

Well, I figured it was your lunch time and you might be hungry

Posted by: paybarraman Jan 10 2006, 02:18 PM

yep....I am, unfortunately, THAT guy

Posted by: jrock8 Jan 10 2006, 02:18 PM

how about if they're untied and free to grope your wife who would be riding you?? i'm just sayin... wouldn't that be the ideal situation for you three?


why isn't it happening to me though? (the kiana part, definitely NOT the puppet part)

Posted by: CaramelTits Jan 10 2006, 03:25 PM

Ok thats nasty lol @ peanuts make your ass itch...The freaky things we do

Posted by: beerhunter Jan 10 2006, 03:47 PM

Hey, you asked the question, I just spoke the truth.

Posted by: beerhunter Jan 10 2006, 03:52 PM

I don't believe you, everyone knows that you are to stick peanuts up your butt. Next you will try to tell me that you don't eat suppositories. You are so silly!

Posted by: jrock8 Jan 10 2006, 04:00 PM

wow... i REALLY wish you would've left it at only 3 things we didn't know about you

Posted by: CaramelTits Jan 10 2006, 04:02 PM

LOLLLLL!!! That will be next

Posted by: Boobluver2 Jan 10 2006, 04:09 PM

1. I love big tits!

2. I love little tits!

3. I love beautiful women!!

Posted by: CaramelTits Jan 10 2006, 04:14 PM

Its supposed to be something we DONT know lol.

Posted by: girlie_girl Jan 10 2006, 04:48 PM

aww poor thing...I've got something you can jump right into.

Posted by: girlie_girl Jan 10 2006, 04:49 PM

let me introduce you to the wonderful world of BDSM. please please please????

Posted by: girlie_girl Jan 10 2006, 04:53 PM

as for my list:

1) I was valedictorian of my class

2) my highschool sweetheart was a future millionaire...and I knew it, and still dumped him (for the ahole I married, silly me)

3) I can still do a split too!!

Posted by: ILOVEBOOBS05 Jan 10 2006, 05:00 PM

1: i've had a few 3sums.

2: i support aston villa.

3: i play alot of golf.

Posted by: belicked6924 Jan 10 2006, 05:45 PM

I would so enjoy watching these 2 explore each other.

Posted by: diane26 Jan 10 2006, 06:17 PM

Ok what is BDSM?? I am not into the hardcore stuff I have seen but I just want a man to ruff me up a bit and take control well with my permission of course.
LOL



I have had a threesome two. Not with another female and not with them together Bleck.

But it involved plastic baby oil and a night home after a strip club and some drinking many many moons ago.

Posted by: girlie_girl Jan 10 2006, 06:36 PM

BDSM satands for Bondage, discipline, sadomasochism.

It encompasses a lot of things, and has a lot to do with power. You have your dominant (for me, the man) and the submissive (me)....which brings up the whole Master/slave thing. It involves a lot of teasing, and maybe a little pain...though for me it's not a whole lot as a lot of pain doesn't really do it for me. However, a little hair pulling, or a good spanking gets me all hot and bothered. A lot of people think it's sick, but much of the BDSM lifestyle a lot of people play with in their own bedrooms without even knowing it. ie. tying eachother up.

It has a lot of misconceptions, but I am here to tell you...it makes me hot. It is also believe it or not very romantic. The collar for example. A collar in BDSM symbolizes a commitment that has often been compared to a wedding ring. This type of commitment comes in other forms, such as a brand, a tattoo, a piercing.... Each symbolizing the pledge of the Dominant to their submissive to protect, love and cherish them. When the submissive accepts the collar, the submissive surrenders to the Dominant and makes a promise to be devoted and loyal.

Read more here:


http://www.xeromag.com/fvbdsm.html


About the collar:

http://bondage.com/id/8/which/330/show_column.html






yeah...so I'm kinky.

Posted by: girlie_girl Jan 10 2006, 06:37 PM

oh my god I just saw your picture and you definately need to cum to me now!!!!!!!

Posted by: hott1976 Jan 10 2006, 06:43 PM

1. I have met someone of the internet and ended up having sex with him. (not all in the same day stupids)

2. I have had many a threesome (guy-guy me and girl girl him)

3. I love eating pickled okra!

Posted by: jrock8 Jan 10 2006, 06:45 PM

1. so you're sayin' there's a chance!

2. need much more explicit information

3. eh, i got nothing for this one

Posted by: ILOVEBOOBS05 Jan 10 2006, 06:48 PM

MMM i'm into No.2 (i wish we could combine No.1 and No.2)

Posted by: hott1976 Jan 10 2006, 06:49 PM

1. No
2. No
3. i like pickles to! Can i see yours? LOL

Posted by: hott1976 Jan 10 2006, 06:51 PM

this was meant for jrock and maybe i should change #3 to can i jork your pickle baby?

Posted by: jrock8 Jan 10 2006, 06:51 PM

i'm gonna go with "yes"

Posted by: hott1976 Jan 10 2006, 06:55 PM

good for me..now drop em'. LOL
YOu know i'm just jerkin your chain... lol again.

Posted by: Gnappster Jan 10 2006, 06:56 PM

you need a shirt with THAT on it lol

Posted by: hott1976 Jan 10 2006, 07:01 PM

i will totally make that shirt and take that pic! I'll even add some clipart. LOL

Posted by: diane26 Jan 10 2006, 07:32 PM

I can not even compare to most the girls here. I should go back to the gore site I visit where most the chicks are rocker chicks with green hair.

Posted by: Imagirlwatcher Jan 10 2006, 07:55 PM

...

Posted by: girlie_girl Jan 10 2006, 09:17 PM

I beg to differ sweetheart. You are definately amongst the top 5 most beautiful here.

Posted by: foghorn Jan 10 2006, 09:51 PM

1. i love cartoons

2. i like many movie musicals

3. if i ran into most of the women here in person, i would probably be too shy to say anything



girlie...love the new sig and

Posted by: girlie_girl Jan 10 2006, 09:55 PM

don't worry I'd tie you up and make you talk.


...and thank you, glad you like

Posted by: foghorn Jan 10 2006, 10:00 PM

never been tied up before...i'd do it for you though

Posted by: sussed2 Jan 10 2006, 11:33 PM

1. I have the ugliest feet you'll ever see in your life

2. I can't smell skunks

3. Craziest sexual experience: at a club, in a private room, on a bed, having wild sex with my boyfriend and girlfriend on camera, while everone else at the nighclub danced/watched on the big screen upstairs LOL (No word of a lie - it was a swingers club in Montreal)

Booya!

Posted by: CaramelTits Jan 10 2006, 11:35 PM

Ahhhhhh shit now Sussed nothing wrong with that...Do ya thang lol..Ive never done it but it sure does sound fun.

Posted by: sussed2 Jan 10 2006, 11:37 PM

Let me tell you.... fun doesn't even begin to describe it.

Posted by: foghorn Jan 10 2006, 11:45 PM

i want to go to that club

Posted by: bondiguy Jan 11 2006, 12:23 AM

haha funny as always Gnappy



Dear lord thats a top 3!!!

Ok I am not sure what you all know so here are mine:

1. I surf almost everyday
2. I sing and play guitar in a shitty garage band, but I love it
3. I used to do ALOTTA drugs!

and if you already knew those things...
1. I watched my girlfriend ( now ex GF) have sex with her best friend (female) on my end of school vacation!
2. I Hate chinese food
3. I have been in the back of a Police Car!

Posted by: jrock8 Jan 11 2006, 02:18 AM

i think the question that everyone here wants to know is... whatever happened to that tape?!

Posted by: Avvilimento Jan 11 2006, 06:21 AM

OK... if it's three things no-one here knows....

1) I sing bass, baritone and, on a good day, tenor, and used to do so in an a'capella quartet

2) I used to be among the top mathematicians in the country, until I developed my conditions (see my 411)

3) I may not be able to do the splits (figured I'd keep with the trend), but the only person in my old Yoga class flexible enough to train with me was an world class gymnast (fortunately for me, I'm a good 8" taller than he is - the guy could fold himself in half!)

Enlightening, isn't it?

-Jak

Posted by: Boobluver2 Jan 11 2006, 11:25 AM

Ok, here's some..............

1. I used to surf all the time and have done so in continental U.S., Hawaii, and throughout the carribean.

2. In college I was Jimmy Page (or thought so), now I'm Jimmy Buffett

3. Partied like there was no tomorrow, and was extremely experimental with illegal substances and women!

4. I've lived to talk about it and tell my kids not to do those things like I did!

Posted by: Gnappster Jan 11 2006, 12:12 PM

my sentiments exactly.
ya gotta believe someone recorded that Oscar worthy performance.

Posted by: Imagirlwatcher Jan 11 2006, 01:32 PM

1. My second toe (index toe?) is longer then my big toe.

2. Punky Brewster was my very first crush

3. It was indeed I who stole the cookie from the cookie jar

Posted by: jrock8 Jan 11 2006, 01:42 PM

did you also let the dogs out? you sonofabitch...

Posted by: Imagirlwatcher Jan 11 2006, 01:49 PM

Ohhhh no. You're not gonna peg that one on me. I would never let the dogs out. But I know somebody that woulllllld...*points at first base*

Posted by: jrock8 Jan 11 2006, 01:52 PM

wow... breaking out the abbott and costello... now THAT is an obscure reference... well done grasshopper, well done

Posted by: Imagirlwatcher Jan 11 2006, 01:58 PM

If anyone was gonna get that, I knew you would.

Posted by: Gnappster Jan 11 2006, 02:00 PM

me too! and she's still pretty freakin hot today(at her current age of course, not in reruns....if I watched the reruns of course, which I don't!



freak

Posted by: Imagirlwatcher Jan 11 2006, 02:09 PM

Yea, she was the reason I would try to catch that Teenage Witch show. Punky will always have a special place in my heart.

Posted by: Imagirlwatcher Jan 11 2006, 02:10 PM

Hey! I've heard that it's a sign of intelligence...somewhere.

Posted by: polyamorous96 Jan 11 2006, 02:57 PM

1. I play a lot of Counter-Strike, im almost a professional.
2. I play the drums.
3. Im, sadly still a virgin

Posted by: jrock8 Jan 11 2006, 03:52 PM

hmm... i think numbers 1 & 3 might have something to do w/each other

Posted by: Gnappster Jan 11 2006, 03:55 PM

LOL

but number 2 SHOULD balance it out, drummers always get the chicks. So less Counter-Strike, more drums

Posted by: girlie_girl Jan 11 2006, 05:24 PM

I think this calls for a pic of you, cuz I've always pictured you are really hot. How old are you?

Posted by: evade20 Jan 11 2006, 09:29 PM

1. I love to eat pussy.

2. If CaramelTits needs a place to sit while she is doing the splits, she can sit on my face.

3. I can breathe through my ears.

When CaramelTits lets me up, I'll think of three more.

Posted by: CaramelTits Jan 11 2006, 10:11 PM

She also had a breast reduction Shes still a cutie though.

Posted by: CaramelTits Jan 11 2006, 10:13 PM

Noooo i have wayyy to much ASS to sit on your face im not trying to do time for killing you lmao with my ass..

Posted by: smellmyface21 Jan 11 2006, 10:17 PM

I love basketball!
I love Cali!
And I love CaramelTits!!!

Posted by: foghorn Jan 11 2006, 11:08 PM

don't think of it as killing. it's more like spreading joy. now cum over here and sit on my face

Posted by: closeup Jan 11 2006, 11:40 PM

Three things:

1) I once ran 5 miles a day for five years without missing a single day. 1875 days straight. Just to see if I could do it.

2) I was a bodyguard for Mel Gibson and Nick Stahl. (Google "Alantique" Bar Harbor, check out the pool table in that house, I taught Nick to shoot pool on that table while we were staying there.)

3) I've never played a video game

Posted by: Hardabs Jan 11 2006, 11:43 PM

1. I have my own house at 23 years of age
2. I've worked out at the minimum of 4 days a week for the past 7 years.
3. I have a leg fetish

Posted by: bondiguy Jan 11 2006, 11:53 PM

Dude you and I have alot in common.... um, except number 4!



Im afraid it was I who let the Dogs out!



Holy shit Jrock.... one of your best! I was thinking the same damn thing!

Posted by: jrock8 Jan 12 2006, 02:55 AM

aren't they called dingoes down there?


... and did they eat your baby?

Posted by: diane26 Jan 12 2006, 03:24 AM

What was the outcome was it the Dingos or the Mom?

Posted by: Ratt Jan 12 2006, 03:40 AM

Dingos... but I reckon Mum was neglectful... I mean there are wild dogs around, and let's go CAMPING!!!

What's the American equivalent for DUMB FUCK?

Posted by: diane26 Jan 12 2006, 03:43 AM

We go camping and there are all kinds of things out that can possibly get you so I dunno. LOL I love camping. We have bears cougars mountain lions

Posted by: jrock8 Jan 12 2006, 03:44 AM

i think we borrowed a term from the aussies and it's "bondi"

Posted by: diane26 Jan 12 2006, 03:46 AM

Posted by: Ratt Jan 12 2006, 03:48 AM

Posted by: Ratt Jan 12 2006, 03:49 AM

So when you go camping do you protect yourselves from possible attack? Cos these guys didnt

Posted by: diane26 Jan 12 2006, 04:18 AM

Well we sleep in a tent trailer so it is safer than a tent but I couldnt remember how this happened. I saw the movie long ago so I dont remember how they were camping.

Posted by: girlie_girl Jan 12 2006, 08:42 AM

we're getting off topic here boys back to the things we don't know about each other...

Posted by: jrock8 Jan 12 2006, 01:37 PM

ok, my "serious" answer:

1) i don't have it often, but i LOVE cherry kool-aid (perfect drink on a hot summer day)

2) i'm about a 9 handicap golfer

3) i like wearing shirts w/french cuffs


4) i, too, am not left-handed (anyone get this... anyone? )

Posted by: Gnappster Jan 12 2006, 02:14 PM

yeah I had to google that left handed thing and I'm still not sure I know where it's from.

ok, I had to google the french cuffs thing too. They remind me of Bill Lumberg.

Posted by: jrock8 Jan 12 2006, 02:18 PM

yeah... that'd be great... yeah...

Posted by: Gnappster Jan 12 2006, 03:00 PM

Yeah...
I'm gonna need you to go ahead and come in on saturday...
Oh, and while we're at it, why don't you come in on sunday too, mmkay?

Posted by: juicy_DD Jan 12 2006, 05:35 PM

ok

1) I used to do synchronised swimming

2) I used to work in a Prison

3) I love travelling the world

Posted by: Gnappster Jan 12 2006, 05:53 PM

was it an all female prison where the female guards would take advantage of the prisoners after hours, cuz I think i saw a documentary on that.
No wait, that was a porno I was watching.

Posted by: juicy_DD Jan 12 2006, 06:13 PM

I wish it was...sadly it wasnt

Posted by: imagonsgirl Jan 12 2006, 06:17 PM

1. I was in gymnastics for 14 years
2.My favorite food is pizza
3.I can do a split...almost the pussy thing

Posted by: jrock8 Jan 12 2006, 06:20 PM

damn... and have you?

Posted by: Gnappster Jan 12 2006, 06:22 PM

this phrase has never been more true: "prove it". even if you're clothed, I GOTTA see this.

Posted by: imagonsgirl Jan 12 2006, 06:29 PM

heres my split,i was only kidding about licking my own pussy

Posted by: jrock8 Jan 12 2006, 06:32 PM

hooray for flexible girls...

but i'm still kinda disappointed... that would've been AWESOME!

Posted by: Gnappster Jan 12 2006, 06:34 PM

I commend you for doing a split in your undies, totally better that way

how bout any pics of you licking someone else's pussy?

Posted by: imagonsgirl Jan 12 2006, 06:43 PM

you know thats something i have alot of

Posted by: Gnappster Jan 12 2006, 06:46 PM

Posted by: diane26 Jan 12 2006, 06:46 PM

Posted by: COMEDYMAN Jan 12 2006, 07:24 PM

1. Used to be a bouncer in a Strip Club

2. can body Surf as monsterous as I am ( Im like an otter in the water )


3. Have jerked off at every job I have ever had... Ive been working Wally World for the past two months.. I have yet to christen it

Posted by: juicyboobs Jan 12 2006, 08:21 PM

1 scared of heights but have done a parachute jump

2.am shy really

3.can put my legs behind my head- does involve a few glasses of wine though.

Posted by: Avvilimento Jan 12 2006, 08:49 PM

Surely you're only here to blave, J

Booyah!

-Jak

Posted by: closeup Jan 12 2006, 09:16 PM

It would have been interesting to try to match the people with the three things they listed. So far, I don't think I'd have matched a single one.

Posted by: bondiguy Jan 13 2006, 12:48 AM

jrock.... that joke is as old as I am... when will you Americans let go? Or shall I just throw another "shrimp" on the barbie?







What the fuck is kool-aid?

Oh and im gonna have to go ahead and ask you to get those TPS reports to me A-SAP

Posted by: bondiguy Jan 13 2006, 12:49 AM

forgot too mention..... wow what a move!

is there anything you can't do?

Posted by: jrock8 Jan 13 2006, 02:19 AM

Posted by: jrock8 Jan 13 2006, 02:21 AM

NEVER!





only the greatest summertime drink EVER!

Posted by: bondiguy Jan 13 2006, 02:28 AM

i think I now understand

Posted by: Narazbad Jan 13 2006, 02:32 AM

wow...first time on here and i see a hot chick doin the splits and something about licking your own pussy.....damn i gotta get on here more

Posted by: Avvilimento Jan 13 2006, 04:19 AM

If that line about not being left handed wasn't from the Princess Bride, I'll be stuffed if I know where it's actually from... and if it was, I strongly suggest you re-watch it, as your memory is only mostly dead

-Jak

Posted by: evade20 Jan 13 2006, 04:54 AM

I want a copy of that "tape," too! Er.. can you make mine a DVD.

Posted by: Narazbad Jan 13 2006, 05:28 AM

lol the good ol VHS a little TOO old?

Posted by: bondiguy Jan 13 2006, 07:39 AM

I think its from office space?

Posted by: Gnappster Jan 13 2006, 09:26 AM

It appears Americo-Australianian relations are at an all-time low. Where's that Energizer "Oy" guy or a Yahoo Serious Festival when you need it.

Posted by: Ratt Jan 13 2006, 09:32 AM

Hey Gnappy...

Let go of the past... Yahoo Serious - even when I google Yahoo nothing Serious pops up... and that energizer OI guy (Jacko) has LONG been replaced by an animated battery...

And I thought the Yanks were slow...

Seems Canadians are just plain old dumb...

Posted by: Gnappster Jan 13 2006, 12:25 PM

*searches for the "went right over your head emoticon"*


but thank you for putting me in my place

Posted by: jrock8 Jan 13 2006, 01:48 PM

that's EXACTLY where it's from... and well done, lol


*runs to the movie collection to rewatch the princess bride... then has fun storming the castle*

Posted by: jrock8 Jan 13 2006, 01:49 PM

hey gnapp... is that first pic supposed to be a metaphor? homer represents puppet and bart represents bondi about to be the boot?

Posted by: Gnappster Jan 13 2006, 01:58 PM

Posted by: diane26 Jan 13 2006, 02:56 PM

3 things,

I was almost murdered when I was 7
I have never had more than a Penis or Finger in me, hope to change this soon.
I actually got wet for the first time chatting with someone online.

Posted by: bondiguy Jan 13 2006, 06:35 PM

haha Why didnt I think of that?!?!?!? I must be slipping....

Ratt must not have got that joke.... oh well


re that ep of the simpsons.... I didn't think it was their best. For some reason yanks cant get our accent right.... and we DO have cities here in Aus, hard to believe I know! lol

Posted by: evade20 Jan 13 2006, 08:07 PM

Let's all chip in and buy Di26 a rabbit...as long as she makes a vid out of it. Johnfreak will collect the donations.

Posted by: diane26 Jan 13 2006, 08:58 PM

I have some clit things. Thats it though. If I order online it is cheaper than the sex store we got but with this weather I havent wanted to go out at all ugh such a dilema.

Posted by: Nora Jan 16 2006, 07:15 AM

Ok, 3 things....

1. I'm working in a call center

2. When I was 3 years old my mom got lost for five minutes when we were at the San Marino Airport in Italy. She still claims it was ME who ran away...

3. As a teenager I had plenty of hobbies and a full schedule; riding, ballet, acting, reading... now I have a day off and I'm thinking if I possibly should get out of the door or even try to get some excercise. Errr... so I mean... I'm lazy.

4. I also suck at math.

Posted by: Ratt Jan 16 2006, 11:07 AM

My Apologies Gnapp...

Alls I saw was that stereotype that really f*cks me off "Let's throw another shrimp on the barbie" - I have NEVER known anyone to even throw one shrimp on the barbie...

So I present my most humblest apologies to the Canadian Hero that is Gnappster, He of the Picture, Presenter of All That Is Funny...

Sorry fella. Come down under and I'll buy ya a beer...

Posted by: Gnappster Jan 16 2006, 11:36 AM

plus I live in Canada, I hear mostly incorrect stereotypes ABOOT us all the time, EH?

Posted by: Gnappster Jan 16 2006, 11:43 AM

they sounded perfect to me LOL
but when I hear their version of OUR accents, I cringe, but it's still funny. They elongate their vowels more than us but that's about it.Like they pronounce it MAWM and we say MUM. haha, I said elongate.

Posted by: Gnappster Jan 16 2006, 11:45 AM

an excellent idea!



me too

Posted by: bondiguy Jan 17 2006, 12:19 AM

haha An American trying to do an Aussie accent sounds like an American trying to do an Aussie accent! haha

Oh and we don't even call it shrimp, we call them prawns

Posted by: Boobluver2 Jan 17 2006, 10:41 AM

1. I used to have a Les Paul custom (sold it to get my son a guitar - now has 6)

2. I have beautiful red Fender Strat, a pacific blue Telecaster & red accoustic/electric Telecaster

3. I also play the harmonica

Posted by: Ratt Jan 17 2006, 11:02 AM

Cheers Gnapp - forgot about that sort of stuff...

But I suppose us Aussies poke fun of the kiwis too...

Posted by: Boobluver2 Jan 17 2006, 11:16 AM

And I agree that Americans (which I am proud to be one) shouldn't try any accents(we have enough of our own)!! About the only time I try that is on St. Patty's Day (and only at an attempt of humor) as I have English & Irish heritage in me, along with some Native American.

As it is we have areas with a New England accent, a New York accent, a Southern drawl, a Texas drawl, and then people say we in the midwest have an accent! I'm sure I'm missing some from somewhere, I just find it funny when I go places I hear how I have an accent and the midwest sounds really plain to me! But I must say, all accents sound good to me, as long as it is their own!! It's what makes the world go round!

Posted by: Gnappster Jan 17 2006, 12:21 PM

in expensive restaurants they call shrimps prawns so they can charge more lol

Posted by: Avvilimento Jan 17 2006, 01:32 PM

Y'know, I spoke to a nice Canadian a couple times a few years ago - we almost got together, but it never happened.... in any case, one thing people told me to ask was how exactly they pronounce the word "About" as compared to an Australian.

Well, it definately doesn't sount like "A-boot"... if anything, it sounds like "A-boat". Still - a lot more pleasing than the "A-bow-t" of some American accents, and kind-of quirky, too; though I've always been a fan of most non-US accents (hear them too often - especially from people not from the US)

(Oh, and there wasn't a single "Eh" in any phonecall, so I've no idea where that one started)

-Jak

I just moved here from Canada and they think I'm slow, 'eh?

Posted by: Gnappster Jan 17 2006, 01:48 PM

aww, that's sweet, I liked talking to you too!

Posted by: YNOT Jan 17 2006, 02:04 PM

3 things huh...

1. I have a major crush on this Asian friend of mine...34, 26, 32...21 yrs old and beautiful.
2. I had a year long affair with a co-worker after finding out my ex was banging some guy she worked with.
3. I slept with two Columbian "primas" and neither one knew about the other, for about 6 months.

Posted by: polyamorous96 Jan 17 2006, 11:40 PM

Ill take a new pic tomorrow, oh, and im 18.

Posted by: bondiguy Jan 18 2006, 01:47 AM

Ahhh.... it is a much better name than shrimp. A small person in Australia is called a shrimp!



Why dont you two get a room????

Posted by: amberis1985 Jan 18 2006, 11:02 PM

1. My socks always have to match
2. When I get a cup I have to sniff it first to be sure it doesnt smell bad (I have no clue why I do it!)
3. I chew the skin on the tips of my fingers off when I'm nervous

Posted by: amberis1985 Jan 18 2006, 11:09 PM

Canadians really do say Eh, a lot. I live close to the Canadian border, and have tons of canadian customers and I also have canadian cousins. I hear Eh all the time!!! But I do think it depends upon where in canada they are from?...maybe I dont know

Posted by: countryboykalamazoo Jan 18 2006, 11:13 PM

1.I work waaaaaaaaaaay to much

2.camp out every year to get Kenny Chesney tickets so I take my wife to the show(they go on sale in Feburary traditionally, and I live in Michigan,pack the snow gear)

3.Watched my first true love make out with one of my friends cousins in the back seat of the truck I was driving on the way home from a club one night

Posted by: bondiguy Jan 19 2006, 06:17 AM

back up.... who the fuck is Kenny Chesney???

Posted by: johnny wadd Jan 19 2006, 01:16 PM

I get the hair on my head buzzed off because I hate looking at the grey hairs. 2. I have metal hardware holding my body together. 3.I hate using the word 'tits" I'd rather call them boobs.

Posted by: Ratt Jan 19 2006, 01:18 PM

1. I agree with, I'm only 27 and my wife tells me I have grey hairs...
2. Really? Might I enquire?
3. I tend to call them whatever the woman I'm talking to calls them. But I must admit I prefer boobs to tits...

Posted by: Imagirlwatcher Jan 19 2006, 01:23 PM

A big country western artist here in the states.



I thought I was the only one who did that!

And yea, I too don't like saying "tits". But I'm all about seeing them, fondling them, sucking on 'em...

Posted by: Ratt Jan 19 2006, 01:40 PM

Posted by: bondiguy Jan 20 2006, 07:50 AM

I hate country and western and I love calling them tits. Doesn't "boobs" sound a bit childish?

Posted by: goofus67 Jan 23 2006, 04:31 PM

This is tough, but I'll try:

--I think women with big boobs should also be required to have full hips and butts

--I think "The Simpsons" and "The Rockford Files" are proof that television was a great invention

--I some times vote "low" on some pics here so my "faves" can get higher ratings!

(Fourth, sorry)

--Try as I might, I can never give a "10" to a pic that says "fake melons"

I know, I'm twisted!

Posted by: bondiguy Jan 24 2006, 12:49 AM

doofus... I whole heartedly agree with point 2 although I have no idea what the rockford files is.

number 3 should be read by ALL those women out there as to why they think they are scored too low, and quiet rightly annoyed. I think each pic should be scored on its merit!

number 4.... you have never scored sussed or djs13 a 10???????

Posted by: diane26 Jan 24 2006, 12:56 AM

You can have my hips I think they are too big personally working on them;)

Posted by: paybarraman Jan 24 2006, 08:29 AM

Ohhhh can I have your hips? AND your tits too?

Posted by: johnny wadd Jan 24 2006, 10:17 AM

Ratt,think the begining of the 6 million dollar man when his ship plows into the ground.Same concept except with a car.(Titanium Man)

Posted by: Gnappster Jan 24 2006, 01:34 PM

your body is held together with titanium car parts?

Posted by: johnny wadd Jan 24 2006, 01:41 PM

I chewed on the windshield.When I fart I hear a car horn so maybe they did stick some car parts in me.nothing would surprise me at this point.

Posted by: closeup Mar 3 2006, 12:08 AM

There are enough new members to bring this thread back for another go-'round.

Posted by: bondiguy Mar 3 2006, 12:18 AM

agreed

Posted by: ontippytoes Mar 3 2006, 12:32 AM

1. I want to fuck my bro-in-law (some of you may already know that from another thread)

2. I have a thing for Southern boys

3. I HATE feet

Posted by: belicked6924 Mar 3 2006, 01:09 AM

1. I missed out on the auditions (had to play dad tonight)

2. What about midwest men?

3. Me too.

Posted by: ontippytoes Mar 3 2006, 01:34 AM

1. I thought bro-in-law fucking auditions were last night.... Now I can't remember which night were which auditions. Grrrrrr.

2. Probably good too. Got a twang when you speak?

3.

Posted by: belicked6924 Mar 3 2006, 01:38 AM

1. Played dad last night too. Can I set up a private audition?

2. Not so much a twang (although my brother has it) but I've been told there's an accent there.

3. Forget about feet.

Posted by: ontippytoes Mar 3 2006, 01:49 AM

1. Private audition? Prove to me I should take the time.

2. Ooohhh, your brother?? (Me thinks me has a thing for brothers) LOL

3.

Posted by: belicked6924 Mar 3 2006, 01:56 AM

1. I've got references (although in this sense that might not help my situation)

2. Yea he got the twang cause his wife is southern.

3.

Posted by: ontippytoes Mar 3 2006, 02:00 AM

Hmmmm, send the references anyway. Hey.......! Didn't you and Di marry yesterday or aomething???

Posted by: belicked6924 Mar 3 2006, 02:02 AM

Not yet, she just finally agreed to my terms, more or less I can still do anything I want She's prolly the best reference too.

Posted by: ontippytoes Mar 3 2006, 02:04 AM

Best reference, huh? Care to elaborate?

Posted by: belicked6924 Mar 3 2006, 02:07 AM

Wouldn't that be the reason for getting references, so that you can check them

Well that she agreed to marry me under those extenuating circumstances has got to say something doesn't it?

Posted by: ontippytoes Mar 3 2006, 02:17 AM

Yeah, it says she's insane.

Posted by: belicked6924 Mar 3 2006, 02:19 AM

Posted by: closeup Jan 27 2007, 11:18 PM

I'm bringing this thread back yet again since many of the newer members have never seen it and probably wouldn't bother to look for it.

Posted by: hott1976 Jan 27 2007, 11:23 PM

1. i have the hots for someone i have met on this forum!

Posted by: evade20 Jan 27 2007, 11:29 PM

2.

3.

Where are the other two?

Posted by: hott1976 Jan 27 2007, 11:33 PM

2. i got into a fender bender the other day
3. I absolutely love mushrooms (to eat, bondi i know what you are thinking)

Posted by: evade20 Jan 27 2007, 11:48 PM

2. You were flashing your lovely assets and somebody ran into you!

3. Watch out for the mushrooms...

Posted by: jrock8 Jan 28 2007, 03:12 PM

boanna?


...i knew it

Posted by: bondiguy Jan 28 2007, 11:52 PM

lucky drunk!



damn.... You know you can have some freaky sex when ur on mushies haha

Posted by: Gnappster Jan 29 2007, 01:09 PM

what's her name and can I watch?

Posted by: boanna Jan 29 2007, 01:35 PM

its a big hott circle thing...me, you, hott, them.....

at my age, shouldnt i be allowed to list 6 things?

Posted by: Gnappster Jan 29 2007, 01:48 PM

you can do whatever you want! provided it is done naked

Posted by: ddd35 Jan 29 2007, 03:18 PM

agreed

Posted by: bondiguy Jan 30 2007, 05:16 PM

I think in cases like yours, I'll allow it

Posted by: boanna Jan 30 2007, 06:46 PM

ok. and it IS done naked. pic to prove it.

1. i do housework naked.

Posted by: boanna Jan 30 2007, 06:49 PM

2. i have a lot of boobie pics u dont get to see cause i've screwed them up.

Posted by: Blond Bombshell Jan 30 2007, 06:50 PM

Baby you look good no matter

Posted by: boanna Jan 30 2007, 06:51 PM

3. i have a lot of boobie pics u dont get to see cause they are downright hysterical....like this one i call the "Cousin It" photo. not really a pose u can shake a stick at.

Posted by: boanna Jan 30 2007, 07:07 PM

4. i dont always fix my hair. i mean, i really dont do much of anything with my hair.

Posted by: ddd35 Jan 30 2007, 07:07 PM

I like them all Bo ,, glad to see ya .

Posted by: bondiguy Jan 30 2007, 11:14 PM

The sunlight coming through the window in that pic, the white sheets... what an amazing shot!!!

Posted by: Gnappster Jan 31 2007, 02:19 PM

It's weird saying it, but I'm not used to seeing pics of you fully clothed. Still sexy as anything!

Posted by: ddd35 Jan 31 2007, 03:29 PM

wow lov the clothed pics as well bo , I think your 3 things need to go to 20 or so ..

Posted by: bondiguy Jan 31 2007, 08:40 PM

We could probably walk down the street and pass half the women on RMM and because they;d be clothed, not recognise one of them! haha

Posted by: Gnappster Feb 1 2007, 11:40 AM

I think I mentioned this to bondi but, awhile ago I was looking at the myspace page of a former poster. She has some of the highest rated pics of all time here. But anyway, I was looking at some pics of her on her page and some were in a bikini, and there were a bunch of comments saying how good she looked. You know those same guys would give their left nut to see her naked. I chuckled to myself as I definitely had seen her naked and what was more ironic was that I had seen her in the buff long before I had ever seen her with clothes on. Gotta love the intraweb!

Posted by: ddd35 Feb 1 2007, 12:56 PM

yep your right , but sometimes its more exotic to wonder what they do look like without clothes on , and once you see them naked its a let down ... Kinda like Paris Hilton when she has her wonder Bra on she looks hot ,see her in that bikini here was a major let down ...

Posted by: little_n_soft Feb 3 2007, 06:45 PM

- I have terrible eyesight
- I love carrots (oh the irony)
- In photos people always think I have red hair, but it's actually dark blonde


Fascinating, eh?

Posted by: evade20 Feb 4 2007, 01:07 AM

I knew that...You've said it before... There is something extremely sexy about you making a bed in the nude.

Posted by: evade20 Feb 4 2007, 01:09 AM

Cousin Itt has awesome melons!

Posted by: evade20 Feb 4 2007, 01:16 AM

1. I'm still waiting for a tour of the back seat of Boanna's car with her in it naked!


2. Boanna has a very pretty face!

3. I'm srill waiting for Bo's 5 & 6

Posted by: bondiguy Feb 5 2007, 03:10 AM

Ahhh yes I know the lady of which you speak... sexy, hot, perfect... three words that don't even begin to do her justice!

Posted by: Gnappster Feb 5 2007, 01:00 PM

"Sometimes" is the exception ratther than the rule. I don't mind the tease of a sexy girl in clothes, but I'd always like to see them naked in the end anyway.

Posted by: bondiguy Feb 5 2007, 10:30 PM

You'll need to dumb it down a shade for him to understand

Posted by: ahmm Feb 11 2007, 06:41 AM

1-I like to FAIL
2-I like to FAIL
3-I like to FAIL

Posted by: bondiguy Feb 11 2007, 05:10 PM

fucking retard.... limit cock shots to the cock thread. I don't wanna see your small cock!

*This is the shit I'd eliminate if board mod*

Posted by: evade20 Feb 11 2007, 07:21 PM

Bondi, You're being way too polite!

Posted by: COMEDYMAN Feb 11 2007, 08:17 PM

NEWB EDITED

Posted by: bondiguy Feb 11 2007, 11:31 PM

In my weaker moments, I almost pity them




Ahhh, the hardened proffesional until the end!

Posted by: Puppet Feb 15 2007, 12:10 PM

Hahahh a smack down happend in this thread and i missed my chance to pounce it.. Just FAN-FARKING-TASTIC..

Posted by: evade20 Feb 15 2007, 09:36 PM

Edit his fucking avatar...too!

Posted by: NakedGirlLover Feb 15 2007, 09:44 PM

1) I was once caught cheating on my left hand.
2) I love brussel sprouts.
3) I fart alot.

Posted by: bondiguy Feb 15 2007, 11:18 PM

did u ever think 3 was a result of 2 and 1 was a result of 3?

Posted by: evade20 Feb 16 2007, 06:31 AM

BAM!...er I mean FART!

Posted by: NakedGirlLover Feb 16 2007, 07:06 PM

LOW BLOW!!
LOW BLOW!!

Posted by: bondiguy Feb 16 2007, 08:25 PM

I just thought it was funny how all three things coincided

Posted by: Puppet Feb 17 2007, 08:35 AM

Such is the circle of life

Posted by: bondiguy Feb 17 2007, 07:46 PM

Posted by: evade20 Feb 17 2007, 08:19 PM

And Bondi adds one more "meaningful post" to his 10K +++....

Posted by: bondiguy Feb 17 2007, 08:35 PM

They dont call me Col. Bondi because I'm some dumbass army guy!

In fact, i posted the wrong thing there, needed to edit it and had nothing else to say

Posted by: Puppet Feb 18 2007, 01:58 PM

hahahahah put down the joint and collect your thoughts~! THEN POST LOL

Posted by: bondiguy Feb 18 2007, 05:25 PM

Fuck... I have been doing that in reverse order!!!

Posted by: Puppet Feb 18 2007, 05:42 PM

yup thats why im here.. set you in order

Posted by: Fitch Feb 18 2007, 07:43 PM

Carrots? Do you like to eat them, or stick them somewhere?

Posted by: Lynette Feb 18 2007, 11:18 PM

1. I almost never wear undrwear.
2. Sometimes I masterbate sitting at my desk in my office.
3. I actually like some dico music.

Posted by: bondiguy Feb 19 2007, 02:22 AM

Screw that, my way is way more entertaining

Posted by: paybarraman Feb 19 2007, 07:43 AM

why bother

Posted by: arm0ffc Feb 19 2007, 12:49 PM

1) I masturbate at least once a day
2) I get turned on by girls watching me masturbate (webcam or real)
3) My favourite drink in the world is pineapple juice.

Posted by: bondiguy Feb 20 2007, 12:38 AM

Are u sure it is always GIRLS that watch and do you ever think WHY you have to masturbate EVERYDAY???

Posted by: TiGGrrr Feb 20 2007, 04:10 PM

Just three Things.

I shave my balls every Friday night.

I love peering down womens tops @ the supermarket when they are bending over the shopping trolleys,great thrill when you catch a nipple

I love cartoons.

Posted by: NakedGirlLover Feb 20 2007, 09:58 PM

I think a lot of people like DICO music Lynners. Especially when you're playing it.

Posted by: NakedGirlLover Feb 20 2007, 10:00 PM

AH!! Good old Donny. Where men are men and their sacks are smooth.