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Posted by: diane26 Feb 22 2006, 01:12 PM

In a few short hours I am going to be forced to cut apart a sheeps eyeball.

Posted by: Gnappster Feb 22 2006, 01:23 PM

That's OK, in a few short hours I am going to spank my monkey.

sounds kinda gross and interesting at the same time (the sheeps eyeball part I mean).

Posted by: sexysotslad Feb 22 2006, 01:27 PM

in a fw short hours i will also be spanking monkey bout the sey girls on rmm what ammunition that is x x

Posted by: diane26 Feb 22 2006, 01:34 PM

I am not wanting to do this at all, most the stuff I have been ok with next quarter have to disect cats not impressed either but will get bye but this is absolutely not ok. The teacher jokingly told us make sure our mouths are shut when we cut cause they squirt.

I think I am gonna make my lab partner do it.

Posted by: sexysotslad Feb 22 2006, 01:39 PM

dont blame u di honey

Posted by: Gnappster Feb 22 2006, 01:41 PM

you're ok with dissecting fluffy the cat but a sheep's eyeball is taboo?

Todd Flanders: Ow! My eyeball!

Posted by: diane26 Feb 22 2006, 01:47 PM

No not ok with the cat either and dont understand why a cat I am not gonna be a vet ironically rther do a cadaver of a adult than a cat. But I have seen them and stuff and I will get through it. the eyeball on the other hand is gonna be big and juicy and just sick. SO is the cat but at least all drained and stuff mainly just using the cats to learn the muscles.

Posted by: Gnappster Feb 22 2006, 01:57 PM

up north they eat raw seal eyeballs like ice cream.

I was watching Survivorman which is a show about this dude who goes to all these remote locations and has to survive for 7 days or reach civilization and all he gets is like half an energy bar and a pocket knife and when he was in the arctic he got picked up by a dogsled team on the 7th day and they offered him the seal eyeball, he was so hungry he gladly ate it and said it wasn't bad.
That's my non sexual story of the day.

Posted by: diane26 Feb 22 2006, 02:17 PM

yeah our teacher is a bit out there and been to many countries and he was talking about how many places eat eyeballs and toungues well here I have heard of eating cow toungues as well.


I will pass just the thought is enough to make me loose it.

Posted by: janus Feb 22 2006, 02:31 PM

Btw, why you guys have these "cutting lab sessions"? Is that a biology lesson or something??

Posted by: diane26 Feb 22 2006, 02:32 PM

For me it is anatomy and physiology I am in school to be a nurse

Posted by: janus Feb 22 2006, 02:34 PM

And they teach you to cut sheeps eyeballs???

Posted by: diane26 Feb 22 2006, 02:36 PM

It is more so about learning the parts of the eyeball so you have to take it apart I guess animals are easier and cheaper to get than cadavers.


This is NOT the fun part of nursing school

Posted by: diane26 Feb 22 2006, 02:37 PM

Well I should take that back some people think it is there is one girl that asked if she can have an extra eyeball in lab to "play with"

Posted by: janus Feb 22 2006, 02:41 PM

Oookayh, if I would be a teacher I would seriously think twice if my one of students asks something like that..

Posted by: diane26 Feb 22 2006, 02:45 PM

You would be shock how many students are excited for todays lab. Me not one bit. But there are a lot that just love doing this stuff shoot the teacher himself loves dicecting things. Whatever floats your boat I guess.

I just wanted to dress up like a nurse and look cute

Posted by: Gnappster Feb 22 2006, 02:46 PM

if i was the prof, i would have said, "I've got a couple balls for you to play with after class".

Posted by: Gnappster Feb 22 2006, 02:47 PM

I figured it was Home Ec.

Posted by: diane26 Feb 22 2006, 02:47 PM

Posted by: janus Feb 22 2006, 02:48 PM

Sounds a LOT better than cutting eyeballs

Posted by: diane26 Feb 22 2006, 02:53 PM

Here was me in training way back in the day when a friend had a baby I dont look much the same anymore so I will leave up for a bit. this was like 8 years ago.

Posted by: 7mary3 Feb 22 2006, 02:54 PM

Do you also get to attend an autopsy while in nursing school?

Posted by: Gnappster Feb 22 2006, 02:57 PM

you get the rubber glove on, I'll bend over

Posted by: janus Feb 22 2006, 03:08 PM

This is not exactly the stereotype nurse "dress" but I guess it's quite difficult to work with latex miniskirt

Posted by: Christof Feb 22 2006, 05:41 PM

Wowser not only do you have a HAWT body but your gorgeous as well, and this is second time ive caught the 'only leave up for a bit pics' from you, definitely my lucky week

Posted by: diane26 Feb 22 2006, 07:29 PM

Yeah not what I was talking about either but scrubs can be cute on a girl too.

Posted by: Christof Feb 22 2006, 07:32 PM

you cut the eyeball yet? how was it?

I was meant to do it for one of my A-levels but it was around the time of the whole mad cow disease thing so the school wouldnt let us. In hind site im really really grateful for that

Posted by: diane26 Feb 22 2006, 10:10 PM

Noooooooo I got SOOOOOOO lucky the Lab Tech from the main campus forgot the eyeballs so it is postponed until next weeks lab which we will also be doing a pigs lungs and throat and heart

But at least all the yucky shit will be in one lab. Today instead we did lab stuff for senses.

Posted by: foghorn Feb 22 2006, 10:43 PM

join the club diane
here a list of everything i can remember disecting in college and high school. worm, frogs, sheep brain, fetal pigs, sheep eye, 3 yes 3 cats (i'm not a fan of cats), human cadaver.

and yes sometimes the eyes squirt

Posted by: diane26 Feb 22 2006, 11:10 PM

No not here that would be cool, they do in Tacoma well they do cadavers period but not in my county to cheap. And no watching autopsy either I heard we have one cadaver that the Teacher will take you to the slab to disect and stuff if you want but not sure if its true.

Posted by: belicked6924 Feb 22 2006, 11:17 PM

Were you replying to Naz?

Posted by: diane26 Feb 22 2006, 11:27 PM

Thank You

Posted by: diane26 Feb 22 2006, 11:29 PM

So it is true. YIKES

Posted by: foghorn Feb 22 2006, 11:31 PM

bring lots of gloves. it will take forever to get the smell off of your hands. yuck

Posted by: belicked6924 Feb 23 2006, 12:30 AM

Ask Gnappy if he's got any extras for you.

Posted by: diane26 Feb 23 2006, 12:31 AM

Speaking of gloves I hate that they use vinyl ones now I want the latex ones back the vinyl ones SUCK.

What is it you do again?

Posted by: belicked6924 Feb 23 2006, 12:48 AM

I hate to get serious here, but the vinyl is to help prevent latex allergic people from having reactions. I've seen people with serious latex allergies break out just from being in a room where latex was.

Posted by: bondiguy Feb 23 2006, 12:54 AM

BORING!

Posted by: diane26 Feb 23 2006, 01:01 AM

Well that I know cause we had them when working in daycares but we had BOTH. So those allergic had vinyl and whoever wanted latex could have that. Now it is like only vinyl:(

Posted by: diane26 Feb 23 2006, 01:02 AM

Posted by: 7mary3 Feb 23 2006, 02:53 AM

Autopsies aren't all they're cracked up to be. CAll your county ME/Coroner, you could probably attend an autopsy. Just be sure it is not of a child. The first autopsy is hard to attend but a child... horrible... sleep disrupting. The youngest I've attended was 17. Fortunately none of the really young child deaths I've investigated required my presence.

Posted by: diane26 Feb 23 2006, 03:08 AM

Yeah I dont think I could watch a child:( Where I live 99% of the deaths are of natural causes illness and that sort. Very rare to have a murder and accident now and than.

Posted by: ontippytoes Feb 23 2006, 04:41 AM

Good times...

How'd it go? Maybe you already said but I haven't read the entire thread yet.

Posted by: diane26 Feb 23 2006, 01:50 PM

Good times WOMAN Bleck. It didn't was postponed until next wedns. lab cause the lab tech forgot the eyeballs so since we are doing a pigs heart and respiratory system than anyway we will do the eyeball

Posted by: Gnappster Feb 23 2006, 01:58 PM

forgot the eyeballs? that's a phrase you don't hear everyday.

was he at starbucks and accidentally left them on the counter?

Posted by: diane26 Feb 23 2006, 02:07 PM

LOL no left them at the main campus our teacher told him he will have to rush back over and put them back in the cooler or next week will get a lot more interesting for us!!

Posted by: diane26 Mar 4 2006, 05:57 PM

Ok time to start bumping since the boards are so dead and I am afraid to create new posts:P

To update on this, this past wends. was the day I though took no part in it. They did not even have masks I kept a nice distance and the smell was overwhelming I got close enough to the Eyeball to see it had eyelashes and that was enough for me.

I know it is crazy but I have a phobia or I dunno what you want to call it but I cant stand to see small things grouped together in masses best way I can describe it.

Mold, ChickenPox, Stitches bunch of small things in large quanities I just want to get sick. The big ass eyelashes did me in

Posted by: natalie Mar 4 2006, 06:07 PM

Eyelashes!!What the hell...did they have them in the sheeps head at the time? We disected cow's eyeballs and there were definitely no eyelashes.

Posted by: diane26 Mar 4 2006, 06:10 PM

Not in the head but eyelashes were on the eyeball so I had enough.

Grass stuff was in the Trachea of the pig

Posted by: belicked6924 Mar 5 2006, 02:02 AM

I remember dissecting a frog in high school. It took me longer than anybody else because mine was pregnant and I had to scoop all the eggs out before I could do much of anything else.

Posted by: summoner Mar 5 2006, 02:39 AM

I´m so happy that we don´t have to do things like that in our school...I remember when I was younger we had to cut a fish...it was terrible!

We practise in our school with dolls Except injections And now I´m going to do my last training in operating theatre, I´m so excited!!

Posted by: diane26 Mar 29 2006, 02:11 PM

Today starts phase two on the gross shit we have to do.


I will be skinning a cat today and start cutting it open.


Lord help me:(

Posted by: Gnappster Mar 29 2006, 02:36 PM

No offense but that is a weird phobia. So if you saw a crowd of people from an airplane you would be grossed out?
(btw I don't know how you are gonna be a nurse, they have to deal with some GROSS GROSS situations)



I gotta ask, does that go for Sex Education too?



Yikes, what's next week, shooting Ol' Yeller?

Posted by: diane26 Mar 29 2006, 08:07 PM

LOL No I wouldnt be freaked out it is small things in masses that freak me out like totay you could see the buds on the cats tongue totally gross.

Today was sick all together.


I dunno how I am gonna do it either gnappy I am sure I will get through it though.

Posted by: Isaac_Putin Mar 29 2006, 09:32 PM

I think the most difficult things a nurse would have to do would be to perform a digital extraction on a patient.

Or, give Star Jones a spongebath after her breast enhancement.

Posted by: evade20 Mar 30 2006, 09:16 AM

Diane,

Just don't get caught drinking and driving in Los Angelos County, California...Part of the mandated punishment is a chance to veiw an autopsy of a victim of an auto accident fatality... As ghoulish as this sounds, LA has found that this experience has reduced recidivism especially with youthful offenders. The program is funded by an online store called "Skeletons in the Closet" http://lacstores.co.la.ca.us/coroner/

Posted by: evade20 Mar 30 2006, 10:42 AM

Impolite Things to Say at a Wake (or an autopsy )
* So, what are you gonna do with his golf clubs?
* Who do I talk to about his bar tab?
* Of course you’ll miss him, he didn’t molest you.
* How long you think until he starts to stink?
* Wow! Other than his wife, is there anyone in this room he didn’t bang?
* Say what you will, Madame Toussot does nice work.
* It’s weird not seeing him drunk.
* I always thought he was gay.
* Isn’t that suit gonna be a little warm for Hell?
* So now that you’re a widow, what do you do? Masturbate?
* I was there when he died. Man, what a baby

Posted by: Bobaloo Mar 30 2006, 10:50 AM

Very funny. How 'bout funny things to say or good jokes, like:

I think he's moving!!!

Posted by: diane26 Mar 30 2006, 02:00 PM

I would totally support this idea as I am strongly against drinking and driving.



But as crazy it might sound I rather deal with people than animals.

Posted by: Gnappster Mar 30 2006, 02:07 PM

What if the people in the crowd were only 1 mm high (1/32" for you yanks). Would it gorss you out then?

Posted by: diane26 Mar 30 2006, 02:13 PM

Nooooo not even little people. Now if I got off a plane and there were like 10 thousand bugs on the ground I would freak,


It is more so non living things though I mean bacteria and fungus are techinically living but Mammels Sp? Would not creep me out.

We are talking tiny tiny things,


When I was a kid I had the Playdoh Barber shop and when I first saw the playdoh come out of the head in all those little holes I freaked out.

Posted by: Gnappster Mar 30 2006, 02:27 PM

So are you afraid of hair? I sure am, like after it's left the body

Posted by: natalie Mar 30 2006, 06:04 PM

Oh my god the weird things you read on this site! lol.
(And no Gnappy I wasn't calling you a god so you can re-deflate your head now.)

Posted by: diane26 Mar 30 2006, 06:11 PM

Not afraid of hair not even afraid persay more so grossed out, but the hair transplants where you see sections of the hair and stuff grossed me out.

Posted by: Gnappster Mar 30 2006, 06:46 PM

Maybe you didn't come right out and say it, but it was implied



I can't say I've ever heard of that before.

What about sand, are u grossed out by lots of grains of sand, afraid to go to the beach?

Posted by: diane26 Mar 30 2006, 07:41 PM

No not sand never thought about that, not grass or any ground. Mold, Fungus I am. Stitches and staples ( I will have to learn to overcome that one yikes. ))

Posted by: evade20 Mar 31 2006, 12:40 PM

Speaking of sand...

Posted by: diane26 Apr 2 2006, 12:12 AM

Gnappy I just saw this pic Buck posted, This grosses me out. The way you can see the hair in the lighting totally not gelling with me.

Posted by: Gnappster Apr 2 2006, 02:51 AM

well she could use a shave, but I'd hit it!




so something like this would make you want to vomit?:

Posted by: diane26 Apr 2 2006, 02:56 AM

Posted by: Gnappster Apr 2 2006, 02:57 AM

my job here is done

Posted by: natalie Apr 4 2006, 03:19 PM

Gnappy your a bastard. lol

Posted by: ndboxer Apr 4 2006, 03:21 PM

That is sick Gnapp! Somehow I like it though.

Posted by: summoner Apr 4 2006, 11:53 PM

I´m glad that things like that don´t get me sick...there are few things thou that makes...I don´t know how I manage in the OR...

Posted by: diane26 Apr 12 2006, 01:36 PM

Gnappy I just came across this I cropped the picture cause the rest wasnt appropiate for this forum, but anyway I was looking at some pics and there was something I still don't know what the hell it is but it was blurred into the pic and I nearly threw up as soon as I saw it. This is sort of what I cant stand to look at.

Posted by: Gnappster Apr 12 2006, 03:42 PM

WTF is that??

I just realized that the stitches pic also included hair, for the double whammy!

I'm off to find some pics like the one you posted.

That is all.

Posted by: Gnappster Apr 12 2006, 03:48 PM

I found this but not sure if it's as good as the one you posted:

Posted by: diane26 Apr 12 2006, 04:11 PM

LMFAO your killing me it is one of those things you cant stand to look but you still do.


I have no idea what that thing is Gnappy it was not what the picture was it was like something happen to show up on the pic I have no idea what but that is exactly the sort of stuff that gets my stomach turning.

Posted by: foxy lady Apr 12 2006, 04:13 PM

Gnappy that looks like mold spores to me

Posted by: diane26 Apr 12 2006, 04:28 PM

I think it is and it GROSES ME OUT


Lord help me when I have to take Micro Biology looking at all this nasty shit under a scope.

Posted by: Gnappster Apr 12 2006, 04:31 PM

correctomundo

Posted by: Gnappster Apr 12 2006, 04:36 PM

What about hair plugs like this. That even looks kinda creepy to me.

Posted by: Bobaloo Apr 12 2006, 04:36 PM

What worse is that it looks like he has eyebrow plugs

Posted by: foxy lady Apr 12 2006, 04:38 PM

That looks hilarious to me, I would never want to run my fingers through his hair....bumpitybump......

Posted by: ndboxer Apr 12 2006, 04:40 PM

The sad part is do you know how good that guy thought he looked after that.

Posted by: diane26 Apr 12 2006, 04:44 PM

Posted by: Bobaloo Apr 12 2006, 04:44 PM

Diane, I'm curious to know what was in the cropped part of that pic

Posted by: Gnappster Apr 12 2006, 04:49 PM

actually I read the article. The guy knew it looked like crap.



This is a fun game!

Posted by: diane26 Apr 12 2006, 04:49 PM

I don't think I should say cause it is another site I go to and a facination I have always had and it is "morbid" to the average joe. I can pm you if you want as long as you promise to still talk to me

Posted by: diane26 Apr 12 2006, 04:51 PM

Well at least now you can get an idea of what I am talking about see the differance between this sort of stuff and like Sand and Rocks, its hard to explain but the pics sum it up well.

Posted by: Gnappster Apr 12 2006, 04:55 PM

Oh you gotta tell me too! I will look at you as no more of a freak as I do right now

my guess is necrophilia

Posted by: diane26 Apr 12 2006, 05:03 PM

No you sicko. Ok for real that is a bad word to use because most people associate that with sex.


I am facinated with Gore, Uncencored gore, Real life stuff, really puts a value on life for me, I cant stand to see the sadness yet I cant walk away either, I can't handle viewing stuff of children and animals and I will often cry looking at some of the photos, but it really puts me into a reality check as to how horrific this world can be and how valuable life can be.

Some of the people on this site I go to though are what I would consider into necrophilia, they get off on it and stuff and I am shocked to see some of the stuff I read.

For me it is the opposite my Step mom always tells me I should have been a Coronor and Forensic Detective. Which I would agree;)

The pic was from 9/11.

Posted by: Gnappster Apr 12 2006, 05:08 PM

But you can't stand looking at stitches

you're a complicated woman

Posted by: diane26 Apr 12 2006, 05:21 PM

I know right?? I confuse myself.

Posted by: Bobaloo Apr 12 2006, 05:28 PM

I was just going to say kinda the same thing.

This thread is moving fast. It's so busy at work today. I want to be a board whore today but my freaking job is getting in the way. Isnt' that the early signs of an unhealthy addiction. Uh, oh. I think I'm addicted to my job.

Posted by: Gnappster Apr 12 2006, 05:37 PM

Dude, you gotta rectify that immediately!
I recomend a 5 day weekend

And that is all.

Posted by: diane26 Apr 12 2006, 05:42 PM

I could go back to the whole a man likes anal sex just not with a male anus As far as my contradictions. HEHE

Not really I know it is crazy but hey can't explain perfection it just is ya know

Posted by: Gnappster Apr 12 2006, 05:57 PM

LOL, that argument doesn't hold up. You might like to be penetrated by a penis but what if that penis is attached to a dog or a racoon. C'mon, it still a penis right, why can't you like them both. Wait don't answer that...

Posted by: Bobaloo Apr 12 2006, 06:01 PM

ARGH!!! it happened again. I was going to post something and it had a good a chance of being funny (yeah, I know, that's a lie). but then a customer came in and I forgot what the hell I was going to say.

that's it. The weekend is upon me... for 5 days. woo hoo

Posted by: Gnappster Apr 12 2006, 06:11 PM

Next time tell them to hold on a sec, as you have to post a humourous reply on a message board dedicated to breasts.

Posted by: Bobaloo Apr 12 2006, 06:11 PM

that trick never works

They would know right away that I was lying as soon as I got to the humorous part.

Posted by: Gnappster Apr 12 2006, 06:19 PM

touche!

Posted by: Bobaloo Apr 12 2006, 06:23 PM

I get the funny feeling we're about to derail this thread. I say we go for it. I've had that funny feeling before, but I have no problem with letting it take over. (whatever the hell that means)

Posted by: Gnappster Apr 12 2006, 06:31 PM

I had to go look what this thread was about in the first place.

Posted by: Bobaloo Apr 12 2006, 06:32 PM

I'll start.

this makes me laugh
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Posted by: Bobaloo Apr 12 2006, 06:33 PM

yeah, so did i. You know, I actually still have no idea what it's about. but i think it's on it's way to getting pretty good now!!

Posted by: Gnappster Apr 12 2006, 06:39 PM

he seems to be quite pleased

Posted by: Gnappster Apr 12 2006, 06:40 PM

Posted by: Bobaloo Apr 12 2006, 06:41 PM

I just noticed this now...

Here's what makes the pic even funnier... the focus point of the pic is the guy grabbing his cock. but when you think about it, that's a completely normal thing for a guy to do. What's really fucked up is that guy in the goofy helmet thing to the lower right of the pic. What's up with that?

Posted by: Bobaloo Apr 12 2006, 06:44 PM

I'm near speechless. Best I can come up with is:

C is for cookie?

Posted by: Bobaloo Apr 12 2006, 06:54 PM

You know, between you and me (and uncle buck has some really good ones too) we probably have enough really good pics to come up with a caption this pic thread. That might do well in a place like this.

Posted by: diane26 Apr 12 2006, 06:57 PM

wiseguy


I like to have sex with a human Penis.

Posted by: Bobaloo Apr 12 2006, 09:00 PM

Come on now. Don't knock raccoon penis until you've tried it. umm, I mean, that's what I've heard

Posted by: foxy lady Apr 12 2006, 11:34 PM

I figured there was something a little strange with you

Posted by: diane26 Apr 13 2006, 12:42 AM

Posted by: Gnappster Apr 13 2006, 12:13 PM

Dude that's sick. That means you're GAY!


















Racoon PUSSY on the other hand....

Posted by: Bobaloo Apr 13 2006, 12:22 PM

Why didn't i think of that. what a great idea

Posted by: natalie Apr 13 2006, 03:02 PM

I don;t know weither to vomit, laugh or totally stay away from you guys.

Posted by: diane26 Apr 13 2006, 03:34 PM

Run and run fast sistah.

Posted by: Gnappster Apr 13 2006, 03:37 PM

I hear ya!
diane and bobaloo=

Posted by: foxy lady Apr 13 2006, 03:47 PM

meaning Bobaloo

Posted by: Bobaloo Apr 13 2006, 04:21 PM

That would make you our son.

Posted by: boanna Apr 21 2006, 05:46 PM

uuummm, interupting here.... sorry

"i will never be the same" and havent been since this horrific event: at a club with some friends...playing pool...drinking beer...boanna decides to clean up the bottles since waitress is very busy...gathers up empty ones, plus my own unfinished beer, to which i proceeded to take one last big gulp...not boannas bottle! whos? old so and so, who was using it for his tobacco spit bottle! down the hatch it went, the whole lot of it! down so fast i couldnt stop the gravational pull on the stuff! OMG i was sick for 4 hours and i still get a tummy ache when i think about it!

Posted by: UncleBuck Apr 21 2006, 05:48 PM

Posted by: boanna Apr 21 2006, 05:52 PM

Posted by: Bobaloo Apr 21 2006, 06:22 PM

That's horrible. One of the few cases where it's not sexy when a girl swallows.

And let me tell you, I can relate. I know lots of women who get a tummy ache when they think about me.

Posted by: natalie Apr 22 2006, 12:27 PM

So all the girls you know spit?
Or should I say all the girls you come into contact with?

Posted by: Bobaloo Apr 22 2006, 12:45 PM

Okay. i can handle a burn. But that's not what I said. I didn't say girls won't swallow, I said that what was mentioned is a case where it isn't sexy when a girl swallows.

My other comment was a completely different point... I have a tendency to make girls sick to their stomach. I've been told it might have something to do with my favorite cologne which I buy for $16 a gallon.

Posted by: natalie Apr 22 2006, 01:02 PM