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Posted by: Imagirlwatcher Nov 21 2005, 11:34 AM

Just a thread for those of you who have come down with a case of the Mondays. I know some of you don't get weekends off, but for those of us that do, getting back into the flow can be rough at times. I myself am still trying to wake up and be productive, which is why I came here. Nothing like leering at some lovely melons to get the creative jucies flowing...among other things.

Anyone else catch Desperate Housewives last night? This season started out slow, but it's finally caught some steam these past few weeks. That George character is some nut job, eh?

Some great football this past weekend, especially the Fresno St. near shocker at USC. Man I was on the edge of my seat the entire game. They almost pulled it off!

Oh and while I'm not a huge Oprah fan, today is her "Favorite Things" show. Man, how much would it rule to be in the studio audience for that show? Remember last year, I think it was last year, when she brought all those teachers in and had them thinking it was a teacher appreciation show, then BAM!, release the elves and cue the snow it's really the annual Oprah's Favorite Things show! That was cool.

Posted by: ILOVEBOOBS05 Nov 21 2005, 12:04 PM

talk about monday blues, i got 2work this morning and there was know power.
all the heating was off, lights and computers 2.
it was -5 outside so i've freezed my ass of all day, the heating has only just cum back on.

Posted by: closeup Nov 21 2005, 12:25 PM

What's Oprah's Favorite Things? Maybe I'm out of the loop here but is Oprah's favorite thing food? I must of missed last years' show, was one of Oprah's favorite things, teachers? I don't get what the surprise factor is.

Posted by: COMEDYMAN Nov 21 2005, 12:26 PM

Man great games this weekend MY fantasy league rocked!!

Posted by: closeup Nov 21 2005, 12:27 PM

My NON-FANTASY team rocked. The Pats pulled off a close one. Tampa had there hands full.

Posted by: Gnappster Nov 21 2005, 12:36 PM

a case of the Monday's...Office Space quote and it made me laugh!

one of MY favourite things is NOT watching Oprah

Posted by: Imagirlwatcher Nov 21 2005, 12:43 PM

I'm with ya, but the "Favorite Things" show is a must! Dude she gives like all these gifts away to everyone in the audience. And last year's was cool because they were all teachers caught by surprise...ok, lied too...but it was a good lie.

Man, who do I have to sleep with to get on that show?

Posted by: COMEDYMAN Nov 21 2005, 12:44 PM

Whew Bucs pulled off tho!!! Cadillac man that dude is awsome!!!

Posted by: Hardabs Nov 21 2005, 01:16 PM

The Giants won so that's all I care about hehe

Posted by: Kiana Nov 21 2005, 01:27 PM

How did this become about football? I totally got duped

Posted by: jrock8 Nov 21 2005, 01:28 PM

well we had to figure out someway to confuse you so that we could take advantage of you

Posted by: Kiana Nov 21 2005, 01:32 PM

psst...try a BIG bottle of Wild Turkey 101

Posted by: jrock8 Nov 21 2005, 01:32 PM

eh, how about just a couple of shots and a pair of handcuffs?

Posted by: Imagirlwatcher Nov 21 2005, 01:33 PM

Since we're on the topic, tonight's game looks promisingly good. Two teams that were deemed done for the season both experiencing a resurgence of sorts. Who you got?

I got Minnesota.

BTW, did I mention Oprah's Favorite Things is on today?!

Posted by: Kiana Nov 21 2005, 01:34 PM

Dont worry, I'll watch it and tell you all about the things we didnt get. LoL

Posted by: jrock8 Nov 21 2005, 01:35 PM

are you on the list of oprah's favorite things kiana? 'cause if not, you can be on mine

Posted by: Imagirlwatcher Nov 21 2005, 01:39 PM

I will get on that show. Oh yes...I will get on that show.

Posted by: jrock8 Nov 21 2005, 01:41 PM

are you sure your screenname shouldn't be "imagirl"?

Posted by: Imagirlwatcher Nov 21 2005, 01:42 PM

By the way...has anyone actually tried shooting the breeze? It's not all it's cracked up to be. Highly overrated if you ask me.

Posted by: Imagirlwatcher Nov 21 2005, 01:44 PM

...

Well if I was a girl, I'd be a pretty girl.

Posted by: Kiana Nov 21 2005, 01:45 PM

LMAO.....For real though, have you ever watched it? No one in there right mind wouldnt want to be on that show.

imagirlwatcher, when you finally get on that show you better take me.

Posted by: Imagirlwatcher Nov 21 2005, 01:47 PM

Ok, but I'll be expecting something afterward...

Posted by: jrock8 Nov 21 2005, 01:47 PM

wait wait, we're totally off topic here... let's get back to taking advantage of kiana... that's what this thread was all about, right?

Posted by: Kiana Nov 21 2005, 01:55 PM

on a monday???

Posted by: jrock8 Nov 21 2005, 01:56 PM

sure, you have any reason why not?


and a tuesday, and wednesday, and thursday, and...

Posted by: COMEDYMAN Nov 21 2005, 01:56 PM

If I was a girl i would be a big diesel dyke

Posted by: Hardabs Nov 21 2005, 01:59 PM

is a vagina supposed to smell like raw fish all the time

Posted by: Kiana Nov 21 2005, 01:59 PM

KINKY!!!

Posted by: Kiana Nov 21 2005, 02:00 PM

God NO

Posted by: Imagirlwatcher Nov 21 2005, 02:00 PM

Last time I checked, vaginas don't have noses thus making it impossibe for them to smell.

Posted by: Kiana Nov 21 2005, 02:02 PM

Posted by: jrock8 Nov 21 2005, 02:02 PM

wow... i think that might be the most random post EVER

Posted by: ILOVEBOOBS05 Nov 21 2005, 02:03 PM

Posted by: Hardabs Nov 21 2005, 02:04 PM

Those were my intentions

Posted by: Imagirlwatcher Nov 21 2005, 02:10 PM

It's working! Keep confusing her. I'll go put on a fresh pot of coffee for the giraffes!

Posted by: Kiana Nov 21 2005, 02:11 PM

Hey hardabs, post a pic of yourself

Posted by: jrock8 Nov 21 2005, 02:13 PM

hey kiana... how about you and i get out of here and try to see how much furniture we can break...

leave the giraffes and raw fish and oprah here to entertain themselves

Posted by: Kiana Nov 21 2005, 02:15 PM

Sounds good to me See you guys thought you had to confuse me and all he had to do was ask.

Posted by: jrock8 Nov 21 2005, 02:16 PM

err, uhh, i mean... cool.

Posted by: Imagirlwatcher Nov 21 2005, 02:19 PM

But....that NEVER works!

Posted by: Gnappster Nov 21 2005, 02:30 PM

lol, reading this thread just screams bondi/naraz as i'm left thinking WTF?!

Posted by: ILOVEBOOBS05 Nov 21 2005, 03:57 PM

well it's a great end 2a cold and shit monday, sittin in the warm playin on tiger woods 2006 on me Xbox drinkin scrumpy cider and chattin 2u guys & girls.

Posted by: HoneyMusk Nov 21 2005, 04:39 PM

Not sure how you all got off on such a tangent......but thought I should join in the fray.

By the way, any pussy that smells like fish needs a long hot bath...followed by a long hot tongue lashing.....followed by another long hot bath......followed by another....LOL

Posted by: Kiana Nov 21 2005, 04:42 PM

bullshit...any pussy that smells like raw fish needs to be put out of its misery

Posted by: jrock8 Nov 21 2005, 04:42 PM

LMAO!!!

Posted by: HoneyMusk Nov 21 2005, 04:49 PM

LOL..........touche Kiana.

Some of us just don't get enough pussy to be so discriminating.

Posted by: Kiana Nov 21 2005, 05:02 PM

dude, if you can smell that shit from across the room when she drops her pants you need to be discriminating. Fucking RUN....

Posted by: HoneyMusk Nov 21 2005, 05:08 PM

Your gettin' me all wrong Kiana. I'm no fan of the tuna suprize wafting through the room. The thought of it makes me gag.

BUT

The fact of the matter is that some pussies smell sweet....while other, well kept, cleanly shaved, pink, juicy pussies are more salty (ie. fishy). Not bad...not gagging... Just not sweet to the last drop, honey on my tongue SWEET!!!

And a pussy like that is easily salvaged with a quick bath. Ya get me?

Posted by: Kiana Nov 21 2005, 05:20 PM

I got ya

Posted by: closeup Nov 21 2005, 06:29 PM

The only way I'd sit thru an hour of her is if someone had a gun to my head (or hers). Isn't she all about eating the right diet and making sure you execise,yet she's around 260lbs herself? WTF!I don't know what Oprah's Favorite Thing might be, but I'd guess they're sold by the dozen and are full of jelly.


Holy Shit, Just me Nappy and Jrock, I guess it must be Oprah hour.

Posted by: Gnappster Nov 21 2005, 06:44 PM

how many beers (or libations of your choice) would it take u to nail Oprah?

Posted by: closeup Nov 21 2005, 06:52 PM

Well, she's worth close to a billion dollars. After paying for the bag, that leaves $999,999,999.50. Knock off a couple hundred so she can take the bus back to Chicago and that should about cover it.

Posted by: Gnappster Nov 21 2005, 06:54 PM

money aside tho, say she was hitting on you at the club and you weren't going to get a cent out of the deal, just how inebriated would you need to be to tap that ass?

Posted by: closeup Nov 21 2005, 06:57 PM

That's a tough one. I'd obviously have to be too drunk to see. Maybe two beers and a gallon of paint thinner.

Posted by: closeup Nov 21 2005, 06:59 PM

Why Gnappy, I do beleive you have the hots for Oprah. Maybe YOU can be one of her Favorite Things.

Posted by: Gnappster Nov 21 2005, 07:01 PM

yeah i'm thinking a bottle of jager, couple dozen beer and some industrial grade horse tranquilizers












oh wait, i just described my weekend

Posted by: closeup Nov 21 2005, 07:03 PM

Think I could talk her into posing for the ratings page of RMM is I offered her a Tootsie Roll?

Posted by: Gnappster Nov 21 2005, 07:04 PM

Well she probably couldn't resist my boyish good looks or timeless charm

Posted by: closeup Nov 21 2005, 07:06 PM

She's considered a "Hometown Hero" in Chicago. Last time I was there I saw a flag with her ass on it waving from above City Hall. Jrock probably drives by it everyday.

Posted by: closeup Nov 21 2005, 07:10 PM

Hasn't she been engaged to the same guy for like twenty years? You'd think with a billion dollars he'd be a little more enthused to take a trip to the alter. What's he know that we don't?

Posted by: hott1976 Nov 21 2005, 08:15 PM

no time for oprah... I need to get tivo!

Posted by: closeup Nov 21 2005, 11:15 PM

And Oprah has no time for you.

Posted by: jrock8 Nov 22 2005, 02:06 AM

closeup, bite your tongue... EVERYONE has time for hott... ESPECIALLY on her birthday

Posted by: bustobabe Nov 22 2005, 03:53 AM

sounds like antibiotics wouldn't hurt either!

Posted by: Gnappster Nov 22 2005, 11:43 AM

Posted by: Hardabs Nov 22 2005, 04:50 PM

How do you tell a girl that you gag when she opens up the vagina

Posted by: jrock8 Nov 22 2005, 05:50 PM

doesn't the gagging sound give it away?

Posted by: closeup Nov 22 2005, 05:56 PM

You're assuming she's awake.

Posted by: Gnappster Nov 22 2005, 06:01 PM

or alive

Posted by: jrock8 Nov 22 2005, 06:04 PM

umm, yeah... as incredible as it could be, i think that might've actually crossed the line, lol

Posted by: closeup Nov 22 2005, 06:10 PM

And that's saying quite a bit. First CMans boobs then this.

Posted by: closeup Nov 22 2005, 06:16 PM

If I had Oprahs' cash, I'd buy two of Hott. I'd keep one in reserve after the first wore out. It would be sort of like the way you would buy an extra battery for your cordless drill, when one runs down, you'd have a fresh one. Hope you enjoyed your birthday sweety.

Posted by: jrock8 Nov 22 2005, 06:21 PM

umm, have you seen her body closeup? i think she'd wear any guy out and barely break a sweat...

i don't know this for certain, mind you... but i'm willing to be proved wrong hott

Posted by: closeup Nov 22 2005, 06:35 PM

I have no doubt she has the stanima of a trained athlete, but I know I could make her break a sweat (When I tell her to run to the store after to buy a sixpack) Speaking of fakers, how do we know for sure that Hott isn't twins? Now there's a thought that will keep me up at night.

Posted by: hott1976 Nov 23 2005, 10:15 AM

Hey hey hey...leave me out of the faker deal. And as far as stamina goes...i've been known to get on top and do the work! I like it that way...

Posted by: hott1976 Nov 23 2005, 10:47 AM

mornin' boys!

Posted by: paybarraman Nov 23 2005, 10:49 AM

I no longer think.....I KNOW I LOVE you!!!!

Posted by: ILOVEBOOBS05 Nov 23 2005, 10:54 AM

(cheesy alert)
hott u must break into a big sweat, cus u've been running through my mind ahell of alot.

Posted by: closeup Nov 23 2005, 11:11 AM

If there was a picture that went with this caption and I missed it, it's not going to be a good morning at all.

Posted by: hott1976 Nov 23 2005, 11:15 AM

no picture closeup...you didn't miss a thing.

Posted by: juicy_DD Nov 23 2005, 11:19 AM

thats wrong on so many levels if any pussy smells like that what does their face look like

Posted by: Imagirlwatcher Nov 23 2005, 11:55 AM

I just knew that the video ipods would make an appearance on Oprah's Favorite Things. And it was cool that everyone in the audience was involved with hurricane relief. I knew I should have volunteered!

Maybe next year, the audience will be full of people who frequent messageboards.

Posted by: closeup Nov 23 2005, 12:13 PM

It couldn't have been much of a surprise if she did the same thing last year. Those people must have known Oprah was going to be giving them stuff.

Posted by: Imagirlwatcher Nov 23 2005, 12:21 PM

That's what makes it so great. It's always a surprise! Last year, a bunch of teachers were in the audience and they were all told that it was a show about teacher apprecation. This year, they all thought that they were going to tell their stories from volunteering in the hurricane battered gulf region. The look on their faces when she tells them it's really a "Favorite Things" show is priceless.

Posted by: closeup Nov 23 2005, 01:11 PM

You've got to be yanking our crank with this Oprah stuff. How'd you know it was a "Favorite Things" show before it was even on and the people there in the audience didn't. Maybe she should put twenty years of "Favorite Things" shows all together on one DVD and give one to each family that was affected by the hurricane. I'd like to see the look on THEIR faces when they receive it.

Posted by: Imagirlwatcher Nov 23 2005, 03:53 PM

Um, it wasn't live. Who knows when they taped it. It could have been weeks ago.

Posted by: Gnappster Nov 23 2005, 04:13 PM

It seems a shame that we are talking about Oprah on a board dedicated to breasts, Shoot the Breeze or not.












btw, Did anyone see Dr. Phil today?

Posted by: closeup Nov 24 2005, 12:13 AM

Or, since everyone was a hurricane rescue worker, it was AFTER the hurricane. Just a thought. Hey dude, I'm not trying to bust your balls over Oprah, if you like watching her, more power to you. It just seemed you were getting a little moist over the "Favorite Things" show, that's all. I might tune in myself someday if I hear they're gonna shoot her out of a cannon or send her over Niagara Falls in a barrel. You know, something entertaining.

Posted by: Imagirlwatcher Nov 24 2005, 01:44 AM

Meh, it's a guilty pleasure to be sure. Not watching Oprah but that particular one each year. Ain't ashamed to admit it either. Now Tony Danza on the other hand, that's something I'd never let anyone know I watch...