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Posted on: Jul 26 2006, 10:22 AM |
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Posted on: Jul 12 2006, 10:53 AM |
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[quote=boanna,Jul 10 2006, 04:54 PM]
someone finish this story for me, with a happy ending. if i like your ending, make sure to include directions to the nearest national forest to you, for me.
Ahh, we all know how the story is supposes to end. It is just a matter of getting there. The whole thing would be new between and thus exciting in its own way. So, how about I just name the place...the Ozark National Scenic Riverway. |
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Posted on: Mar 19 2006, 04:20 AM |
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Okay, Bobaloo brought up cow tipping. I thought I would relate a story that is amusing now but not at the time. Since them I have become really apprehensive of birds of prey. One snowy winter morning I went to a house to help animal control with a mature red tailed hawk that was in a fenced back yard. This hawk was able to fly for about 50 feet at a time and could not fly over the 4 foot chain link fence. So, I jump the fence and the animal control officer stays outside the fence (important clue that I missed ). He gives me a blanket and tells me to throw it on the hawk and cover it's eyes, than I can grab it. Now, I became really concerned about talons and beak flying at me. I open the blanket and slowly advance on this hawk. Three times I toss the blanket and each time it falls just in front of the hawk, only to jump back as it rocked back on it's tail feathers, screamed, and extended its talons towards me. This whole time the family with kids was watching this dumb cop try to catch a hawk. Well, one of the kids opens the patio door and calls out to his dad. That is when their blue tick hound runs out into the yard and gets nose to beak with this hawk. Everyone is calling for the dog to get away from this agitated bird. Before I can say "this ain't gonna be good." the hawk takes flight, lands on the dogs back, digs in those talons, and rides the dog around the yard as this poor dog is howling and running for shelter. Thank god for sphincter muscles because it is here that I nearly shat myself. I did finally pin the bird to the ground with a large broken tree limb. Someone else then cover the bird with a blanket and grabbed it. whew! |
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Forum: Member's 411 - All about me
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Posted on: Mar 19 2006, 04:04 AM |
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QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Mar 17 2006, 02:06 PM) Took me a while, but very funny. did you hear of their cousin Hullab? Big cow town, eh? you ever been cow tippin'? There's talk about it in the I've never thread and I hear it's all the rage. Hullab, good one. Cow tipping no...can't say I've ever done that. I've been told its great fun until it gets up charges at you. The last time I was close to a bovine it was a bull that got loose in a residential area. The animal control officer told me to just walk up to it and yell while waiving my arms. This thing was almost as big as my squad car. As you can imagine I did not get much accomplished. |
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Forum: Member's 411 - All about me
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Posted on: Mar 19 2006, 03:55 AM |
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QUOTE(diane26 @ Mar 17 2006, 04:47 PM) Holy sun burn batman. I know I am late in getting to this. Thanks for the pic, those are so hot. The St. Pat's sobriety check point along with another rollover plus dual ejection vehicle incident has kept me away. |
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