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QUOTE(somfan @ May 31 2007, 09:10 PM) Sweetnsexy - You're on the balcony, so Why you are wearing even a t-shirt? Beautiful view. though ![food-smiley-004.gif](style_emoticons/default/food-smiley-004.gif) ! You're absolutely right.....is this better? t shirtless |
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Forum: Shoot The Breeze
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Posted on: Mar 25 2007, 08:58 PM |
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Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert, wandering aimlessly and close to death . They are close to just lying down and waiting for the inevitable, when all of a sudden... "Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell. Ees bacon, I is sure of eet". "Si, Luis, eet smells like bacon to meee". So, with renewed strength, they struggle off up the next sand dune,and there, in the distance, is a tree, just loaded with bacon. There's raw bacon, dripping with moisture, there's fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked bacon...every imaginable kind of cured pig meat you can imagine!! "Pepe, Pepe, we ees saved. Eees a bacon tree". "Luis, are sure ees not a meerage? We ees in thedesert, don'forget". "Pepe, when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smeell of bacon...ees no meerage, ees a bacon tree". And with that...Luis races towards the tree. He gets to within 5 metres, Pepe following closely behind, when all of a sudden, a machine gun opens up, and Luis is cut down in his tracks. It is clear he is mortally wounded but, true friend that he is, he manages to warn Pepe with his dying breath. "Pepe...go back man, you was right, ees not a bacon tree" “Luis, Luis mi amigo...what ees eet?" "Pepe...ees not a bacon tree........... Ees..... Ees…. Ees..... Ees..... Ees, a Ham Bush" ![guns.gif](style_emoticons/default/guns.gif) |
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Forum: Shoot The Breeze
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Posted on: Dec 7 2006, 09:34 PM |
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QUOTE(bondiguy @ Dec 7 2006, 05:30 PM) Because you are a good motivator? It looked good from the internet. I'll have to ask the boss exactly where we are staying, I have a bad memory! 3d, I was looking to stay at the Hilton but the rooms were so small, and alos they requested a kidney as a down payment! ![tongue.gif](style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif) Mayfair is very smart - and expensive, as you know. It is also very central. Try to steer your wife away from Bond St, South Moulton St and the arcades in Piccadilly unless you are prepared to become a major organ donor!! Let me know which Radisson, and I'll go and check it out for you! ![ph34r.gif](style_emoticons/default/ph34r.gif) When are you gonna be over? |
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Forum: Shoot The Breeze
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Posted on: Aug 25 2006, 06:48 PM |
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