Your wish is my command...

Happy Memorial Day!!

OK, you asked for it...

Here's my "going to Home Depot" top. This is with a sheer bra underneath.

I took this one while driving. I know that's a no-no. Don't tell my kids! Do you think the average police officer would give me a ticket if I was stopped with this on?

I've never seen so many men WANT to go shopping!

Here's me in the car. Wanna buy groceries with me?

For some reason, my next door neighbor doesn't want to move. He sure seems to work outdoors more lately, also.

I have had two incidents in the last year that I think apply to this topic:

I've had two instances of being seen naked by my neighbor. He is an older, stuffy man. He spotted me working in the garden in my backyard (topless, of course). I pretended that I didn't see him and he watched me for at least three minutes. Of course, I played it up by making "extra" movements. I just HAD to play with him a little. You have to know the neighbor. Very uptight. You know the type.

As for what I did, I bounced my boobs a couple of times pretending I was digging very hard with my garden spade (they are not hard to bounce - have you seen my tits?) I also wiped my brow and arched my back so he could get a good full view. The funny thing is that since that day, my neighbor has been extra nice to me. He never was nice before the sighting!

There was one other time since, but it was just a mistake. It was one of our wonderful cool spring nights in San Antonio and I had my bedroom window and curtain open. I had a headache and I got up to take something for it. I flipped on the light and walked over to get the Tylenol and realized that the same neighbor was in his driveway looking up through my window at me.

I sleep naked (of course) so he saw me COMPLETELY nude that night. When I realized he could see me, I put my back to him and pretended to pick something up off of the floor with my ass and pussy in clear view for him and stayed in that position for a good three count. I then turned off the light, got back in the bed and smiled, realizing that I was dripping wet down there. That was such a turn on, actually more than the garden scene for me.

It may be old school. But For Cole42, Merry Christmas late (or Happy Boxing Day!!!)

What can I say, I'm a pleaser!

I know that we have already met via PM chat. But for you other ladies who haven't had the pleasure, NewAgeDragon is a real sweetie! Welcome (officially) and I look forward to more sexy and interesting chats with you in the future!

Lynette, now you know where my nickname comes from!!!

In this picture, I'm about to take my top off to do my gardening. It was a very hot evening. I thought it might qualify as a good "cleavage" pic. What do you think?

Girls fantasize about that sort of thing, but it would really have to be a one in a million situation for it to be something we would want to happen. I have had my boob squeezed "accidently on purpose" in crowded places before and most times it is just kinda creepy. Maybe the right guy just hasn't tried it (LOL)!

Oh, I bet you say that to all the girls...

Oooooh! It's so hot that you guys get off looking at me. Just thinking about it makes me all warm inside (if you know what I mean). Just for being so sweet, here's a bonus for you in black and white.

Thank you. That's so sweet that I'm going to give you a real "cleavage" pic.

Here's another one.

Ah, that's sweet!

Is this one better for you?

Can I join the wet t-shirt part?

Thank you, sweetie. I'm glad you like. You made my morning!

Does this qualify as great cleavage (at least in the middle-aged category)?

But I DO go out in my wifebeater t-shirt. I am always offered lots of help at the Home Depot when I have it on. Can't imagine why.