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QUOTE(evade20 @ Jul 17 2008, 11:30 AM) Hey, how's things? Xx |
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Posted on: Jul 23 2008, 01:32 AM |
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QUOTE(ddd35 @ Jul 17 2008, 01:19 PM) Betty agree with Evade , above your new ratings pic is smoking !!!!! glad you came back .. Thanks, glad to be back x |
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Posted on: Jul 15 2008, 05:42 PM |
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QUOTE(evade20 @ Jul 15 2008, 09:17 PM) Thanks Evade, i've missed it on here, i hope to be on a while now xx |
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Posted on: Mar 25 2008, 03:02 AM |
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A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service. Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever.
At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter. When all eyes stared at him, he said, "I'm sorry, I was just thinking of my own funeral.........I'm a gynaecologist." |
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Posted on: Jun 6 2007, 04:30 PM |
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Apologies if i've offended any men here, but I couldn't resist it !
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Posted on: Mar 24 2007, 12:12 PM |
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QUOTE(summoner @ Feb 20 2007, 10:36 AM) of course! but I think that boys if RMM would be too to take any so we might pick a girl for pictaking. Any on your mind? I'm in |
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Posted on: Feb 27 2007, 06:03 AM |
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Yorkshire girls are the best!
Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties to perform.
Terry had married a woman from America, and bragged that he had told his new wife to do all the dishes and house cleaning in the house.
He said it took a couple of days but on the third day he came home to a clean house and all the dishes were cleaned and put away.
James had married a woman from Australia and he bragged that he had given his new wife orders to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking.
He told them the first day he didn't see any results, but the next day it was better and by the third day his house was clean, the dishes done and there was a huge meal on the table.
The third man said the he had married a Yorkshire girl. He boasted that the duties he had ordered her to do were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table every day.
He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little bit out of his left eye. Enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher and call a landscaper. |
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Posted on: Feb 24 2007, 03:35 PM |
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QUOTE(summoner @ Feb 24 2007, 07:02 PM) I must agree with Bob here Cleavage is a cleavage, no matter the size of boobs Ok, ok I get the message thanks QUOTE(summoner @ Feb 24 2007, 07:02 PM) Betty, you do know what that does to me! More than likely, exactly the same as what you do to me Rabbit wants to know if dolphin wants to play out !!!! |
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Posted on: Feb 24 2007, 10:53 AM |
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Not quite in the same league as Summoner, but oh well !! [attachmentid=38407] |
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Posted on: Feb 21 2007, 03:42 PM |
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Anyone tried using Opera, it works a dream for me ! |
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Posted on: Jan 24 2007, 03:38 PM |
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The priest in a small village loved his chickens that he kept in the coop behind the church.
One Sunday morning before mass, he went to feed the birds and discovered that the cock was missing. He knew about the cock fights in the village, so he decided to question his parishioners in church.
During mass, he asked his congregation, "Has anybody got a cock?"
All the men stood up.
No, no, that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock?"
All the women stood up.
No, no, that wasn't what I meant either. Has anybody seen a cock that doesn't belong to them?"
Half the women stood up !
No, no, no, that wasn't what I meant. What I really really mean is, has anybody seen MY cock?"
Sixteen altar boys, two priests and a goat stood up. |
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Posted on: Jan 23 2007, 05:57 PM |
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Thanks all you guys for the nice birthday wishes [attachmentid=35862] |
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Posted on: Jan 22 2007, 08:53 AM |
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QUOTE(summoner @ Jan 22 2007, 08:07 AM) I´m home with a stupid flu and got a bit bored Well, I think you should get bored a little more often |
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Posted on: Jan 16 2007, 05:14 PM |
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QUOTE(summoner @ Jan 16 2007, 07:18 PM) Thank you all especially Betty QUOTE(ddd35 @ Jan 16 2007, 09:07 PM) WEll I was going to say your welcome but Im not betty . I am , and you're welcome |
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Posted on: Jan 16 2007, 03:52 PM |
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3d..
Is this one of those phone things you've all been on about ?
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Posted on: Jan 15 2007, 03:07 PM |
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QUOTE(closeup @ Jan 15 2007, 05:45 PM) Great jokes, ladies. Gnappy, I agree thinning the herd Darwin style is usually a good idea, those bollards seem to pop up unexpected because the person was behind a bus or truck and probably never even good a look at a warning sign. It's almost like having your head crushed in a closing elevator door because the door doesn't know you're there. I'm saying in most cases that would be a bad thing, but now that I think about it, a few heads I could think of would be just perfect. There's flashing signs for about 150 yards before the bollards, plus it's painted on the road before you get to them. If anyone can't see the signs they shouldn't even be on the road if they're eyes are that bad !. I say it serves the f**kers right |
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Posted on: Jan 14 2007, 07:40 AM |
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Not sure if this should be in here, but what the hell. This is one of the funniest Videos I've seen for ages. The council in Manchester England installed some retractable bollards to stop people using bus lanes. It's causing a bit of uproar with the public Click on the link to find out why... PS keep an eye on the windscreen of the white van right at the end ... http://www.biertijd.com/mediaplayer/flvpla...rt=true&fs=true |
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Posted on: Jan 14 2007, 06:45 AM |
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WHY MEN ARE JUST HAPPIER PEOPLE
WHAT DO YOU EXPECT WHEN:
Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be president. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. Wrinkles add character. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister or mangle your feet. Your underwear is £1.99 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. One mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original colour. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck. You can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your big hips. You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache. You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
No wonder men are happier. |
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Posted on: Jan 12 2007, 04:02 PM |
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QUOTE(Gnappster @ Jan 12 2007, 07:13 PM) well then, your bf is looking very sexy! QUOTE(ddd35 @ Jan 12 2007, 07:17 PM) I don't think I worded that right ! |
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Posted on: Jan 12 2007, 02:53 PM |
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New one from my bf ! [attachmentid=35163] |
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