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Posted on: May 29 2006, 01:38 PM |
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QUOTE(natalie @ May 29 2006, 02:59 AM) Changed my hair color. What do you think? [attachmentid=21708] |
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Posted on: May 28 2006, 12:59 PM |
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QUOTE(scharferfeger77 @ May 28 2006, 11:33 AM) [attachmentid=21656] [attachmentid=21658] This is how I made a couple of guys quite happy... Wow, I can see why they were so happy! You a definitely a keeper, I hope you stick around and show-off that beautiful body for a long time. |
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Posted on: May 25 2006, 07:28 PM |
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I wish I was the guy standing there with the hose. |
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Posted on: May 25 2006, 07:18 PM |
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QUOTE(wickedweasel @ May 25 2006, 06:57 PM) Here is a pic om in a tight wet t shirt! What do you people think? I think wet t shirts are one of the best inventions of the 20th century. I don't know who invented the idea, but you've perfected it. |
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Posted on: May 25 2006, 06:37 PM |
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I see this beauty is in the house. All nice to see you here. One of the best tans on RMM, and the rest ain't bad either! |
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Posted on: May 25 2006, 06:29 PM |
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I was kinda hoping when the husband got home and found he had to put a table together that he didn't want her to buy in the first place, that maybe a kick in the ass would appropriate. I hope he was really pissed. He probably came home thinking he was going to eat dinner, opens the garage door and there's his old table right in the middle of the bay. Then, instead of dinner, his wife hands him a box cutter and a pair of pliers. I'd have paid to seen it. |
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Posted on: May 25 2006, 06:17 PM |
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Look at Natalie getting dirty. And her T-shirt has mud all over it too. |
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Posted on: May 25 2006, 06:10 PM |
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Here's what I hate. I'm delivering this expensive dining room table to this ladies house. I quoted two figures, one for delivery, one for setting it up. So first she has us take the old table out to the garage (not part of the deal) then we bring in the pedestal that the table bolts on to. Now this table is in a huge box that we're gonna break open in the driveway, then bring it in piece by piece and assemble it. So she says to me, "I changed my mind, I don't want to pay to have it assembled, just take it out of the box and set the top on the pedestal. And take away all the cardboard" I'm tell her if I take it out of the box, she's paying for the assembly. She tells me her husband will put it together just bring in the box and lean it against the wall. The box is probably close to three hundred pounds but we get it into the dining room. Here's where it gets good. She tells me she changed her mind again now she wants to have us put it together. I'm pissed. I tell her that if I was gonna put it together,I'd have opened the box in the driveway. So for the next fifteen minutes she goes back and forth changing her mind FOUR times until we just said "Lady, we've got to leave" She was still yakking as we drove off. How can anyone so clueless even get thru the day. When I told the store manager where she bought the table about it, she told me the ladies husband called her after his wife bought the table, screaming that she shouldn't have sold it to her. He couldn't beleive his wife paid so much for a table and that anyone who sold it should have known that. If they put their heads together I bet I could take them both out with one bullet. |
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Posted on: May 25 2006, 12:04 AM |
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QUOTE(Lynette @ May 24 2006, 09:10 PM) I see. But, sometime last year a guy named Geoff on Ratemyrack said that rating sites like this are nothing but pure porn and that the women posting were nothing more than mini porn stars providing personal photos. What do you think? Some guy last year? Who you don't know? I couldn't think how someone like this could even sway your opinion one iota. Mini porn stars? I guess if that's a label you're comfortable with there's nothing wrong with it. But to have some numbnuts suggest it, than have you actually consider it, that's another thing entirely. |
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Posted on: May 24 2006, 11:42 PM |
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QUOTE(summoner @ May 24 2006, 11:36 PM) B U M P ![biggrin.gif](style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif) Nice bump. It's always a pleasent surprise to see a woman post a hot picture in another womans' thread. I clicked on expecting to just read a comment about Natalies hottness, and there's summoner falling out of her bra. Two sexy women in one thread is ![22.gif](style_emoticons/default/22.gif) (If that isn't a word, it should be) |
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Posted on: May 24 2006, 11:36 PM |
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QUOTE(_fer_ @ May 24 2006, 04:19 PM) I don't have any more pics to post (at the moment)! I'll put in a pic I took today but it was too blurry to actually post, and I can't get the angle right again. I don't like how one of my boobs looks in it but oh well ![tongue.gif](style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif) Practice, practice practice. Let us be the judges of what hots and whats not. Fer, you can't take a bad picture as far as I'm concerned. |
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Posted on: May 23 2006, 06:41 PM |
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QUOTE(Bobaloo @ May 23 2006, 06:32 PM) I know it's irony. I was just trying to be funny/clever. So much for that. I'll just stick with annoying and perverted. I think that suits me better. Good, because I didn't want to be posting in the wrong thread. Bondi might start thinking of me as a board-whore. (Now that's irony) |
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Posted on: May 23 2006, 06:38 PM |
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QUOTE(natalie @ May 23 2006, 06:33 PM) Hmmmm. Not much homage going on here. Well I guess you'll just have to wait on the pix. ![nah.gif](style_emoticons/default/nah.gif) We've been in your other thread. You're certainly hot enough to have two threads but don't forget what head us guys are using to think with as we try to keep up with you. It ain't easy being horny, it's a full time thing. |
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Posted on: May 23 2006, 06:30 PM |
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QUOTE(Bobaloo @ May 23 2006, 06:16 PM) Nope! Still not irony. that's justice. ![2thumbs.gif](style_emoticons/default/2thumbs.gif) Sure, that's irony. I hope the bastard found the irony in it himself, while he carried his gas can down the highway. |
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Posted on: May 23 2006, 06:27 PM |
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QUOTE(Bobaloo @ May 23 2006, 06:20 PM) Oh, yeah. that goes without saying... which is why we didn't say anything about it. Sorry Nat. You have some tastey lookin' nipples there. I'll be over in 12 hours It should NEVER go without saying.I know how all the blood can leave your head for parts down below, but when a hottie like Natalie posts a picture for us to enjoy,......wait a minute, what was I saying. ![bang.gif](style_emoticons/default/bang.gif) |
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Posted on: May 23 2006, 06:18 PM |
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So I take it you two are in agreement with me about the tastiness of a certain young ladies fine looking nips? |
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Posted on: May 23 2006, 06:15 PM |
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Here's something that happened to me that I think fits in this thread: I was hitchhiking on the interstate, standing in the breakdown lane with my thumb out. This car pulls over about 30-40 yards ahead. As I start to jog towards it, the car pulls ahead another 30-40 yards. This dickwad is just pulling my chain and has no intention of giving me a ride. Now that I'm 80 yards further up the road, I decide to walk up to the next exit and get a bite to eat. The dickwad is still over on the shoulder, but now he's just crawling along. Then, a couple of minutes after, he stops and I catch up to him. He ran out of gas. The whole time I've had my thumb out, and just as I get past his car, a van pulls over and gives me a ride. The van driver thought I was a passenger of the stopped car and was stopping to give me a ride to the gas station. I told him what had happened, told him where I was heading and he dropped me not far from there. I hope the driver of the car had to stand there for hours after I "caught" his ride. ![smilio04.gif](style_emoticons/default/smilio04.gif) |
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Posted on: May 23 2006, 05:56 PM |
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QUOTE(numba1fan @ May 23 2006, 05:34 PM) This may clear things up a little. [attachmentid=21225] Exactly what I thought I was seeing. Instead of being in the "Top Melons" thread, those boobs belong in a thread all their own, "The Most Awesome Pair on the Internet". |
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Posted on: May 23 2006, 05:28 PM |
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Jennifer Aniston, Jennifer Lopez. Sandra Bullock is a hottie.But other than being rich and beautiful, they're no different. They put they're panties on one leg at a time (except Jennifer Lopez, who doesn't wear any) |
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Posted on: May 23 2006, 05:13 PM |
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I'm post 25 and so far this post is picture-free. And the thread above this one also didn't contain a single picture. If this keeps up, I'm gonna have to get out my ticket book and start issuing citations. This far into a "Sex Talk" thread and not even a hint of Shas's lovely boobs. We can do better than this folks. |
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Posted on: May 23 2006, 04:57 PM |
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Steven Wright, George Carlin, Chris Rock. The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.
OK, so what's the speed of dark?
How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked
something.
Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have.
When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.
Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.
Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.
I intend to live forever - so far, so good.
Join the Army, meet interesting people, kill them.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
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Posted on: May 23 2006, 07:38 AM |
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QUOTE(bondiguy @ May 21 2006, 02:44 AM) I hold those beliefs very strongly! The theory that is out there and of which I believe is that their nanny, a friend of Cuntenys was shooting up with Kurt and provided him with heroin with a very high purity to it, alas leaving him unconscious. It was then the nanny who propped the shotgun into his mouth and pulled it, leaving no fingerprints and putting the needles back neatly into the container, locking the door from the inside and escaping through the window. I believe KC was troubled but was a very different man once Francis was born and would not have left her by herself. If u look at the Suicide note there is 2 distinct writers. The first and majority reads mainly as a farewell letter, as in KC was about to leave Nirvana. It isn;t until the second part starts that it reads more like a suicide note It used to be "The butler did it.", but this is the 21st century so now it's "The nanny did it". Women have come a long way, I'm glad they're finally getting their recognition in conspiracy theories. |
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Posted on: May 22 2006, 03:39 PM |
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"And now back to our regularly scheduled program, 'Hard Nipples'" |
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