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Posted on: Aug 29 2007, 07:17 PM |
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QUOTE(COMEDYMAN @ Aug 29 2007, 07:15 PM) The cosmic event of shit dosn't discern between good and bad... when shit happens it just does. Doesn't matter if the person is angelic or evil. Its like a nun getting hit by a garbage truck or A dude getting his first BJ and finding out she is a post op trans-sexual. When these events happen the question always pops up... why do bad things happen to good people? When it happens to bad people we just say .. Fuck them.. they deserved it!! or we laugh real hard cuz when karma takes a chunk outta some douche bags ass...its generally a fucking riot!!!! |
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Posted on: Aug 23 2007, 06:24 PM |
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QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Aug 20 2007, 01:47 PM) Now we're talking. That's lookin' delicious. I'll be inside in a minute. Thanks hun....just came across this one too.... a tasty treat |
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Posted on: Aug 11 2007, 12:47 PM |
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A man and a woman are sitting at a bar during Happy Hour....
Having already downed a few power drinks, she turned around, faced him, looked him straight in the eye and said, "Listen up, Buddy. I screw anybody, any time, anywhere, your place, my place, in the car, front door, back door, on the ground, standing up, sitting down, naked or with clothes on, dirty, clean . . . it doesn't matter to me. I've been doing it ever since I got out of college and I just love it."
Eyes now wide with interest, he responded, "'No kidding. I'm a lawyer, too. What firm are you with?" |
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Posted on: Apr 12 2007, 05:09 PM |
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QUOTE(evade20 @ Apr 12 2007, 01:44 PM) Take 60 seconds to do this, it's too funny not to. Who knew google was that dumb?... 1. go to www.google.com 2. click on "maps" 3. click on "get directions" 4. type "New York" in the first box (the "from" box) 5. type "London" in the second box (the "to" box) 6. click on "get directions" 7. scroll down to step #23 Have a nice swim! That is funny... |
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Posted on: Apr 7 2007, 07:58 PM |
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Below are four (4) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately. OK?
Let's find out just how clever you really are....
Ready? GO!!!
First Question:
You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?
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Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second!
Try not to screw up next time. Now answer the second question, but don't take as much time as you took for the first question, OK?
Second Question: If you overtake the last person, then you are...? (scroll down)
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Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST person?
You're not very good at this, are you? < B>
Third Question: Very tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head only. Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.
Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000 . Now add 30 . Add another 1000 . Now add 20. Now add another 1000. Now add 10 What is the total?
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Did you get 5000?
The correct answer is actually 4100.
If you don't believe it, check it with a calculator! Today is definitely not your day, is it? Maybe you'll get the last question right... M aybe.
Fourth Question:
Mary's father has! five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter?
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Did you Answer Nunu? NO! Of course it isn't. Her name is Mary. Read the question again!
Okay, now the bonus round:
A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done. Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of sunglasses; how does HE indicate what he wants?
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He just has to open his mouth and ask... It's really very simple.
So how'd ya do?!?!?! not as smart as you thought you were...huh? |
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